[football] dislocation

That day, Guti got up to go to the bathroom, only to be startled by himself in the mirror.

Later, he wanted to run out to tell Redondo about his grievances, and he kindly helped Raul get back together, but Morientes beat him into black eyes.

But when he saw Redondo sitting up from the bed, he was dumbfounded.Could he pray to God that Redondo would not look in the mirror all day today, or that he would not look in the mirror until the bruises on his eyes disappeared?

Apparently God didn't hear his prayers, or thought the guy really needed to be taught a lesson.

Redondo had already lifted the quilt and got up, and then passed Guti with his mouth wide open to wash up.He is a bit of a clean freak, and when he sees his golden-haired lover dangling in front of his eyes early in the morning, he really wants to kiss him.But after sleeping and not brushing his teeth, he felt that he shouldn't do this.So the wisest choice is to exchange a good morning kiss with Guti after washing up and being refreshed.

As an Argentine born in the Pampas grassland, Redondo can be unrestrained no matter how introverted he is.When he finally overcomes the entanglement in his heart and chooses to be with Guti, the emotional floodgates are opened.

But when Redondo came to the bathroom and saw himself with one swollen eye in the mirror, he could only raise his eyebrows at himself in the mirror.It was really the first time for him to meet this kind of shape, but he immediately recalled Guti's eye that was ignored by Xi Shi in his lover's eye just now.Very good, one left eye, one right eye, they really are a perfect match.

When Lei Dongdo thought about it, he didn't care much about his eyes, anyway, he never cared about his appearance.

After washing, walk out of the bathroom.He saw Guti standing by the bed at a glance, a little at a loss.

Guti's own eyes were beaten by Morientes, and Redondo rubbed them and applied ointment yesterday. It seems that the injuries to Redondo's eyes are less severe than those of the untreated Redondo's eyes, which is even more serious. It highlights how miserable Redondo's eyes are.

Thinking that this is his own masterpiece, Guti felt a little apprehensive, Redondo wouldn't be angry, right?

Looking at the appearance of Guti's little daughter-in-law, Redondo was a little annoyed and funny, and he could think of what Guti was thinking.

"Morning." Redondo greeted Guti as usual.

"Morning." Guti responded in a low voice, beating the snare drum nervously in her heart.

Redondo glanced at Guti, his eyes filled with smiles, he cleared his throat and said, "I went to wash up just now and found something..."

As soon as Guti heard this, he had a sad face, and when it was over, Redondo wanted to settle accounts with him. "I'm sorry..." he said nana.

Seeing Guti like that, Redondo wanted to tease him even more: "I'm very angry..."

Dead!Guti was even more sure that Redondo must be very angry that he hit him and ruined his image.

Redondo approached Guti slowly, and Guti backed away in a panic.Forward...backward...forward...backward...

Finally, Guti couldn't retreat, and accidentally fell on the bed behind him.

At this time, Redondo had already walked over, and he stood by the bed and looked down at Guti.

Guti had the illusion that he was a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, while Redondo was sharpening his knife.

Redondo leaned down slowly, and Guti closed his eyes in fright.

The fist of Redondo he expected didn't appear, instead, there was a warm touch on his lips, and then he smelled the refreshing smell of aftershave lotion commonly used by Redondo in his nose. You can only smell it when Dongdo's face is very close.

Guti opened his eyes all at once, wide open.Sure enough, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Redondo's handsome face as if enlarged.

Redondo, who was kissing Guti's lips, was a little helpless. Since yesterday, Guti has been inexplicably dazed for some reason.But he didn't intend to correct it, because Guti who was dull was sometimes cuter than Guti who was jumping with a sharp tongue.

But Redondo still gave Guti a small punishment for inattentive kissing, he lightly bit Guti's lips.

"Hiss—" Guti groaned in pain.

There is still a wound on his lip. Yesterday he and Redondo gnawed on each other's lips as sausages several times without giving in. The place where Redondo bit just now was the wound from yesterday.

Redondo also noticed that he had bitten Guti's old wound just after Guti yelled out. He felt a little guilty, so he wanted to get up and carefully observe the wound on Guti's lip to see how to deal with it.

Unexpectedly, Guti quickly stopped him from getting up. Guti tightly wrapped his arms around Redondo's thick back and pulled him towards him.

"I'm the same gender as you, and I'm not as delicate as girls." As he spoke, he simply lifted his upper body and kissed Redondo actively.

Guti's initiative made Redondo's eyes darken, and he lowered his head to cooperate with Guti to complete this long kiss.

"It should be more than 7 minutes." After the kiss, Guti lay on the bed breathing steadily, panting, and then he heard Redondo's nonsense.

"It's all in 10 minutes." Guti said angrily, kissing at this time can see the results of the usual exercise.Redondo's lung capacity has always been greater than his, so he was gasping for breath after being kissed, and Redondo just had nothing to do.

"That's good, then let's practice more." Redondo saw that Guti's breathing had stabilized, and then grabbed Guti's lips and kissed again.

Guti wondered, when did Redondo become a kissing maniac?Hmph, the old man is really boring!

Seeing Guti lying crookedly on the bed being kissed by him again, Redondo nodded his nose amusedly: "You should practice more physical fitness, I don't want to kiss you on the court in the future, I will be kissed by you." If you are dizzy, you will be hugged."

"On the court?" Guti asked in surprise, why did Redondo kiss him on the court.

Redondo got up, he couldn't continue lying on Guti's body, otherwise his body's natural consciousness would wake up early in the morning, and he would be ashamed.

Before going to the bathroom, Redondo finally answered Guti's question: "I think the kiss of the century should be difficult to break if it lasts longer than 10 minutes."

The kiss of the century?

Guti was still confused, but his brain turned quickly and he figured it out immediately.

Redondo was talking about the kiss of the century in football. The previous record for the kiss of the century was 6 minutes between Maradona and Caniggia.In the World Cup in France, Guti and Caniggia, who were still swapping bodies with Redondo at the time, raised this record to 7 minutes.So the current football kiss of the century record belongs to Redondo and Caniggia.

Obviously, Redondo himself was not happy about this record.For one thing, that record was not created by himself.Secondly, the existence of that record made him madly jealous that Carney had been so close to Guti.

So the best solution is to find a suitable opportunity for him and Guti to have a court kiss and rewrite this record again.And Redondo ambitiously intends to create a record that will be difficult for future generations to surpass, so that history will always remember his and Guti's names as a record of their relationship.

In fact, Redondo is still a little pessimistic. He and Guti may not be able to go on forever.If he can't go on, at least he still has some memories to miss.

Guti was quite happy after he figured out that Redondo planned to create a new kiss of the century, because it showed that Redondo cared about him.

"It's better to bribe the fitness coach a little bit more." Guti made a small calculation in his heart, and decided to train his physical fitness well, as if he should cooperate with Redondo.

Tomorrow Real Madrid will gather for training. Today is a free day, but Guti and Redondo are not in the mood to go out with Wuyanqing for crowds to watch. They simply stay at home and play games, read books and listen to music.Anyway, after the two of them confirmed their relationship, even if they looked at each other without talking, it made them feel happy from the bottom of their hearts.

It's just that today's arrangement was disrupted by an uninvited guest.

Seeing Raul and Morientes standing at the door with embarrassing faces, Guti angrily planned to close the door directly.He has already thought of a lot of arrangements for being alone with Redondo today, and even has plans to take Redondo directly to bed if the atmosphere is good.As a result, these two guys came to block the door so early, and many arrangements could not be carried out.

The moment Guti closed the door, Raul quickly blocked the door.

"Jose." He looked at Guti flatteringly.

Guti rolled his eyes, and he looked at Raul.Raul has shaved off the obtrusive Arab-like beard yesterday, and he looks refreshed.Morientes on the side looked haggard compared to Raul, with bruises on his eyes, which was shot by Redondo yesterday.

"I thought you guys would stay in bed all day today." Guti aimed maliciously at Raul's waist.

Raul was terrified by his look, but he was not to be outdone and fought back: "You have experience so soon?" He also aimed at Guti's waist.

Guti was poked in the sore foot, and his current relationship with Redondo is limited to a few kisses.Even if it is a kiss that lasts longer than the kiss of the century, it is still a kiss.Now he and Redondo are really pure to the extreme, even lying on the same bed did not do anything deviant.Moreover, Guti faintly realized that with Redondo's character, if they wanted to do something, they might have to wait.

So at this time, seeing Raul showing off in front of him, Guti was really angry, and regretted why he meddled in his own business and let the two get back together.What's the benefit of getting back together, let them be angry with themselves in front of them all day long?

Raul and Guti have known each other for many years, and this is how they usually get along with each other.Although Morientes also knew after getting acquainted with the two of them, every time he saw the two fighting again, he still rushed to fight as in the past. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jose, it's all my fault, I'm here to apologize."

Guti and Raul looked over angrily at the same time: "It has nothing to do with you!"

The two said that at the same time, but then they turned their heads at the same time and snorted coldly at each other.

Guti looked at Morientes again, with a playful look in his eyes: "Apologize? Are you sure you really want to apologize? I really like Raul. Here, let me show you." He said with an arm He hugged Raul's neck, dragged Raul's face to his own face, and pouted his mouth as if to kiss him.

Raul struggled hard, and Morientes quickly reached out to snatch Raul back from Guti's hand, but their movements were not as fast as the hand protruding from behind Guti.

"Naughty again." Redondo said lightly, but his thick arms pulled Guti back to him tightly like iron pincers, preventing him from making any outrageous moves.

Guti, who had been flaunting his power in front of Raul and Morientes, suddenly calmed down. He puffed up his cheeks, and then he nestled honestly on Redondo's chest.

Raul and Morientes looked at this scene a little stunned. They had all seen Guti's usual appearance, and this well-behaved appearance was simply not Guti.

Morientes signaled to Raul with his eyes: Jose really doesn't have a twin brother?

Raul shook his head directly, he was sure not.

The two of you looked at each other, and I looked at each other. Redondo said coldly: "I'm going to close the door." He was worried about the fact that Guti got hurt because of meddling in the two people's business. , even though he had beaten Morientes yesterday, he still felt that he hadn't relieved his hatred.

When the two heard this, they rushed in with their tails between their legs before Redondo closed the door.

Entering the home of Guti and Redondo, the two are just like kindergarten children, obediently sitting on the sofa without moving.Opposite them is Redondo, who is sitting upright with arms folded.

In the end, it was Guti who looked at the two of them a little pitifully, went to the kitchen and poured them two glasses of juice, which relieved the embarrassment of the two of them.

Raul and Morientes looked at each other, and Raul spoke as the representative of the two of them: "We are here today mainly to apologize and thank you."

Guti complained in his heart, isn't it that the dog and the boy are mixed together again and come to show off?

When he was making complaints, he completely forgot that he and Redondo would also become what Raul and Morientes said were dogs.

Raul continued: "We would like to apologize for the trouble we have caused you all recently, for causing you all to suffer along with us, and Jose's eyes..." He took a sneak peek at the two people sitting across from each other .

Very well, Redondo and Guti, each with one eye, one left eye, one right eye, are really symmetrical.He knew that Morientes beat Guti, so what happened to Redondo's eyes?He involuntarily looked suspiciously at Guti.

Guti didn't know that Raul was about to give him the definition of a violent maniac. He thought that Raul looked at him because he was thanking him.When Raul looked over, he puffed out his chest proudly, and he was the one who took care of these two people.

"In addition, we are also here to thank you. We decided to get back together yesterday. We have already considered it. No matter what happens in the future, we will face it together. We will no longer think that we are doing things that actually hurt each other in the name of being good for each other... "

Listening to Raul's words, Guti's gaze involuntarily drifted to Redondo.

Redondo coughed unnaturally. Raul's words are also very suitable for him. Rather than saying that Raul's words are about himself, it is also feasible to say that he is Redondo. Isn't it because of his self-righteousness that he hurts Did you suffer from Guti?

But when Redondo was about to be surrounded by his own guilt, Guti secretly stretched out a finger, and gently hooked Redondo's finger.

Guti's fingers are not beautiful, at least they are much worse than his face, and are even dubbed caterpillar hands by fans.But Redondo felt that these were a pair of beautiful hands, and every finger was so beautiful.He frankly hooked Guti's finger in front of Raul.

Raul felt a little flushed and feverish, because of the two guys on the opposite side who looked like no one else.He was a little thankful that Moran came with him. Thinking of his lover by his side, he felt that he could completely resist the pink bubbles of the two opposite people.

But when Raul turned his head to look at his lover, he looked at Morientes with his mouth wide open in frustration.

Although he has already learned from Raul that Guti and Redondo have started a relationship, knowing it is different from what he actually saw. He really can't imagine that the always reliable senior Redondo will be in love when he talks about it. Such a look.

Raul secretly crushed Morientes's foot with his foot to signal him to recover quickly, and then he looked at Guti and Redondo: "Jose, as we agreed before, I promise you never From now on, I will never grow a beard again."

Guti nodded happily: "Then we've made a deal." He made a V-shape secretly, and finally he didn't have to look at Raul like that.

Raul also nodded, and then he made another request: "Actually, we still have something to ask you today."

"What's the matter?" Guti was a little curious. It couldn't be that the sex was not going well, right?

This time it was Morientes who spoke, and he pressed Raul who was about to speak: "This is my own business, let me say it."

He looked at Guti and Redondo: "I want to transfer to Real Madrid."

"Leaving Real Madrid? Why did you leave Real Madrid? Real Madrid is the best club in the world, and many people can't get in even if they break their heads!" The one who can say such a string of words is naturally Guti, an absolute Madridist. He looked at Morientes very puzzled, this stupid cow hurt his head.

Both Raul and Redondo couldn't help laughing at his performance. They both love Real Madrid, but the degree of love is not as deep as Guti.It is also because of the lack of love that they can leave calmly if they have to leave one day.

On the contrary, Guti, as a person with a pure heart, his love for Real Madrid is profound, engraved in his bones, and fused in his blood.They really can't imagine, imagine the scene when Guti was forced to leave Real Madrid one day.

The reason why he said forced was because he believed that, if possible, Guti would rather sit on the bench until he retired than leave Real Madrid.

At that moment, Redondo made a decision, no matter what means he used, he had to get Guti a success in Real Madrid, even if he wanted to touch his favorite struggle for power and intrigue.

Not knowing how much determination his lover had made to protect his dream, Guti was still staring at Morientes, demanding an answer from him.

Facing Guti's aggressive gaze, Morientes smiled: "I like Real Madrid very much. To be honest, this is really a very good club. There are brilliant results, first-class teammates, top-level games, and me. Lover." Speaking of this, he looked at Raul, and Raul smiled back.

Morientes looked at Guti again: "It is precisely because Raul is here that I decided to leave. This time the incident was too big and gave us a wake-up call. If we continue to stay in Real Madrid, It is likely to continue to face this situation. So for our career, but also for our relationship, I plan to transfer and leave here. And I have some selfishness, Real Madrid is a great team, especially the striker , In the competition, I am not in such a favorable position. If I change teams, maybe I will get the main position and the position in the Spanish national team will be stable."

Morientes' words are reasonable, but Guti is not happy, and no matter how hopeful all the best players come to Real Madrid, he can only agree.At this time, as the owner of the brokerage company who mastered Morientes' brokerage contract, his business brain started to work.

"There are no clubs in Spain that are as good as Real Madrid. You can't go without Barcelona and Atletico Madrid. If you go, Getafe is a good choice. They are not far from us. Real Madrid players always choose to go there when they leave Real Madrid. There But it is known as the 'little yellow horse' because its strength is too poor, Morun can have the main position, but the team's performance cannot be guaranteed." Guti pinched his chin and analyzed.

Others agree with Guti's analysis. Guti must not transfer someone to Real Madrid's rivals like Barcelona and Atletico Madrid. He will even choose Real Madrid's league clubs.

Raúl and Morientes looked at each other, then Raúl said: "Moren is going to play abroad."

"Go abroad? Then you will be far away." Guti was a little surprised by the decision of these two people. He just thought of the La Liga team. He didn't expect that they wanted to go abroad to work.

Raul smiled: "It's a big deal, I often fly over to watch him, it's okay, it's like going abroad to watch football."

When Raul and Morientes were sent away, Guti hesitated and asked Redondo: "Are we going to separate like them?" He really couldn't imagine one of them leaving Real Madrid.

Redondo's answer was to kiss Guti fiercely.

The author has something to say: The follow-up of Lao Mo's reunion is to sell Moran, of course he should leave quite willingly this time.

And after the relationship between the mushrooms becomes clear, occasionally the stupid author will accidentally put in too much sugar, and he is so irresponsible. Anyway, this month will almost be over.

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——Raul’s Diary——

The weather is light rain on xx, xx, xxxx

what!

The dead golden retriever was going to go to college, so I hurried to look outside, it was raining outside, not gold.That guy who spends more time clubbing than training, and chasing stars is more important than studying, actually wants to study?Are you kidding me?

What, it turned out to be the instruction of the long-haired senior, well, I understand, I really shouldn't think highly of you, a dead golden retriever!

Wait, you said I'm going to study too!Stinky golden retriever, I'd better kill you.

Still, it's not bad.I can bring Stupid Niu together to study together and let him go to the same school as us.In this way, he can only live with me when his family is out of town, and he will fill the guest room at home with things when he returns home, leaving only a bed in my bedroom.

Oh oh oh, I'm never drawing lots again!This damn luck must have been passed on to me by the stupid golden retriever!Let the stupid cow draw lots next time!