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Guti believes that the reason why Redondo showed him the documents for buying the house is that he has discovered his feelings for him, and he wants to tactfully hint that he should not think about things he shouldn't think about.

This is the choice Redondo will make!

Guti thought sourly.Then he made a move of breaking the jar, he was going to the bar to have fun and seek excitement.

Redondo didn't like the bars that Guti went to, because Guti or when he played Guti, every time he went there would attract some women with ulterior motives, and even men.Because Redondo didn't like it, Guti went less, or went to some bars with a better environment.

This time, Guti was angrily rushed out of the house by Redon, and then he planned to go to the bar to have an affair.

The bar that Guti went to was the kind of bar where there were more people, more complicated, and more prone to one-night love.

He just scored a goal in the Champions League to help Real Madrid win the championship. Guti can be said to be a celebrity in Madrid during this period. He attracted the attention of many people as soon as he entered the bar.Originally, his appearance was outstanding and very eye-catching.

After a lady came to invite Guti to drink a glass of wine as a test, but Guti did not refuse, and had a drink with the lady happily, people came over one after another.Some people are planning to have a one-night stand with the new Real Madrid star, while others want more and want to lock up the star.

After all, Guti is still very young, and his rising momentum is also very good. The future will definitely be bright.If you become his girlfriend or wife, even if you just have a child, you will probably have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life.So many women with such thoughts rushed forward one after another.

Guti was in a very bad mood today, and he would not refuse the wine glasses offered by all the people who approached him, and even accepted all the hints from those who had ulterior motives.

Finally, when Guti was drunk, he finally stood up unsteadily, and staggered out of the bar with a hot young girl in his arms.

All the people who witnessed this scene smiled knowingly at each other. It seems that the star will have an extremely wonderful life tonight.Some people even took out their mobile phones to report to newspapers and radio stations, believing that the news of the Real Madrid star's drunkenness and private life corruption will appear tomorrow morning.

Guti took the woman he picked at random to open a room in a hotel near the bar. Generally, this kind of hotel near the bar is for men and women who come out of the bar and want to have a night of fun.

So when Guti and the woman wandered in and asked for a room, the service staff at the counter quickly opened the room for him without any hesitation.

Guti and his one-night stand tonight entered the room, and as soon as the door was closed, the woman rushed forward impatiently.

Smelling the strong aroma of cosmetics, Guti felt sick.In the past few years, he has been very used to smelling the not-strong men's perfume that Redondo used everywhere, which is completely different from the fragrance on his body. The strong and disgusting smell makes him very uncomfortable.

Hmph, why should I think of Redondo at this time?

Guti thought angrily, and then he indulged himself to be teased by that woman, and responded to her passionate kiss somewhat absent-mindedly.

As each other's bodies were pressed together, more and more strong perfume smells filled the noses, and Guti also tried hard to suppress the increasingly severe nausea and discomfort.

As soon as he gritted his teeth, Guti simply took the woman to lie down on the bed. He planned to make a quick decision. After this, if he was going to get rhinitis, he would vomit on this woman all at once.

That woman is also a veteran in the field of love. This time, she finally met Guti, a wealthy and handsome man, so she naturally wanted to trap him.Seeing that Guti was pressing her on the bed, she cooperated extremely, put her hands on Guti's body, and took off half of his clothes for him.

The woman's hasty movements made Guti even more uncomfortable, but in order to get angry with Redondo, he continued to move his hands. When the woman took off his clothes, he also did the same movements.

Suddenly, Guti's body softened and lay directly on the woman's body.

The woman originally thought that Guti was in a hurry and was about to put on a cooperating and provocative pose, but Guti pressed her body and did not make any further moves.

Now, the woman is a little strange, such a strong football player can't die on the bed, right?Besides, what haven't they started doing yet?

Guti didn't move. The more the woman thought about it, the more frightened she became, so she wanted to push Guti aside to have a look.

At this time, Guti suddenly trembled and moved again.

He tried his best to support his body and raised his head. He was a little confused, and he didn't know where he was. After all, he was still at Guti's house a moment ago, silently tidying up and saluting.

That's right, just now, Guti and Redondo switched again, and it was actually Redondo who was in Guti's body at the moment.

Redondo's eyes went dark at first, and then he found himself in a strange place.This situation has happened twice. He is already very experienced and knows that he and Guti should be swapped.

But when Redondo saw clearly the place where Guti was and the woman who was under him but looked at him affectionately, he finally knew what Guti was doing before, and his face turned black all of a sudden. stand up.

Getting up from the woman hastily, Redondo quickly inspected Guti's clothes, and then heaved a sigh of relief.

Although every time in the past, he was a little helpless or even at a loss for the sudden body swap with Guti, but this time he was rarely grateful for this incredible thing that would happen to the two of them.He felt that if the two of them hadn't switched in time, Guti might have done something.

Even though he clearly knew in his heart that he must keep a distance from Guti, when Redondo discovered the environment he was in, he still felt anger and jealousy in his heart.

"You are such a despicable person, Redondo!" Redondo spurned himself in his heart.

But at this moment, he still needs to deal with the embarrassing situation in front of him first. Is he going to take over what Guti has not finished and continue?

of course not!

So Redondo quickly tidied up his messy clothes, and then said to the woman lying on the bed who looked at him with strange eyes: "I'm sorry, I suddenly remembered that there are some things that need to be dealt with immediately, I'm leaving first."

The woman was a little surprised. This handsome Real Madrid guy was drunk just now, and their progress was not bad, so they gave up halfway.

A woman is very confident in her own charm. Many men used to be addicted to her bed. This time, she can't let Guti get away, otherwise it will be a shame for her life.

Thinking of this, the woman coquettishly got up from the bed, and hugged Leidondo from behind who was about to go out, her hand was already stroking Leidondo's chest. "Don't go, I don't think we should spend too much time." She leaned into Redondo's ear with a somewhat seductive voice.

This is a stunner!When the woman's body was pressed against Redondo's back, he immediately came to this conclusion, and then the jealousy in his heart became more intense.

With a clever trick, Redondo threw the woman on the bed: "I'm sorry, I do have urgent matters to deal with." He said it was the first time he ran away from a woman in an ungentlemanly manner.

"Damn it!" The woman changed from her previous gentle and watery appearance, and thumped the bed hard. She finally caught such a superb product, and wanted to hold him tight, but let him run away again.

Redondo hurried out of the hotel, he wanted to go back and teach Guti a lesson, so that he could learn to love himself.I didn't notice the ambiguous eyes of the front desk staff at the hotel.The staff also knew the young star of Real Madrid, and knew that "he" had only been in for a few minutes, so it was over so quickly. Is there really nothing wrong with his body?

After this night, some people saw that Guti took the beautiful woman to open a room, and some people saw that "Guti" left the hotel in a few minutes, and some people felt that "Guti" was a bastard who didn't know how to behave.

So there is another legend about Guti: that is a silver-like pewter gun head with a lustful heart but no supporting strength. XX Andrology may consider asking him to speak for him.

Afterwards, when Guti heard the rumor, he was also furious.He tried to correct people's perceptions, but was ineffective.Guti is not good in one aspect. Guti is straight and can’t be straighter. Straight men are not gay at all. This has become a misconception that Guti wants to correct all his life, but he has never been able to correct it.

Redondo hurriedly waved for a taxi on the street. He was a little lucky. Fortunately, that little bastard Guti still had his wallet with him when he went out, otherwise he couldn't call someone to save him from the obvious Pick up at the door of the special-purpose hotel.

When Redondo got off the car in front of Guti's apartment, opened the door and walked in, he found that Guti was not at home at all.He obviously packed up and saluted at home before going back to the national team to report.It stands to reason that they suddenly exchanged bodies, Guti should also be at home.

However, when Redondo found that half of the salutes he had packed were gone, and even the wardrobe he shared with Guti was messed up by thieves, he realized that Guti was timid but more capable of causing trouble than anyone else. The little bastard actually ran away with his salute.

Redondo was almost taken aback by the fact that Guti was having a room with a woman because he suddenly switched bodies with Guti.

Guti wasn't much better either. When he was in close contact with that woman, he became more and more disgusted.If he hadn't been angry with Redondo, he would have chosen to leave at that time instead of continuing.

Therefore, when his eyes darkened for a moment and he woke up to find that he was at home, he was relieved first, and then almost jumped up in fright.

Although his mind was a little confused due to the excessive alcohol intake before, Guti was somewhat sober because of the sudden exchange, which was enough to think about some things clearly.

That is, he and Redondo swapped, and at the moment Redondo is "having a good time" with a woman he can hardly remember the appearance of in a hotel.

"Oh, Virgin Mary!" Guti groaned while holding his head. He could fully imagine Redondo's fury after discovering the environment he was in. He would definitely come to the culprit to question him later.

As the "culprit", Guti ran around the room anxiously like ants on a hot pot, and the original dissatisfaction and anger towards Redondo were swept away.Compared with the furious Redondo, he really pales in comparison.

"What should I do? What should I do?" Guti rubbed his hair irritably.

"It's okay, if that guy dares to get angry with you, you can fight him head-on. Anyway, if it weren't for him, you wouldn't go to casually find someone to have sex with!" Guti comforted himself, talking to himself.

However, it is obvious that this kind of consolation has little effect on Guti, and he almost called Raul for help.

By the way Raul!

Guti thought of his bad friend and planned to call Raul.But as soon as he picked up the phone, he put it down again.Raul never told him about his relationship with Morientes in the past, why did he tell Raul about his relationship with Redondo, hum, he decided not to!

But if you don't tell Raul, who can help?

Guti was so impatient that he was about to dance the Harvest Goddess, but he happened to see Redondo's half-packed salute.

This year is the year of the World Cup. With all the leagues in various countries over, the teams that have entered the World Cup finals have already gone to France to prepare for the game.Because of the UEFA Champions League final, Real Madrid's players who were selected for their respective national teams to participate in the World Cup can get a few days off to report.

Obviously, Redondo planned to report to the Argentine national team in advance after telling Guti about the house. He felt that it would be better to keep a distance from Guti from now on.It just seems that his salute was in vain, because he changed bodies with Guti again, and the place where he was going to report changed from the Argentine national team to the Spanish national team.

Guti's eyes lit up when he saw Redondo tidy up and salute. 36 The best plan is to walk, he should run first!

After randomly grabbing a few more clothes from the closet and stuffing them into the suitcase, Guti hurried out the door, called a car and went straight to the airport.

"I am doing my duty for Redondo, not running away! Yes, definitely not running away!" Guti said to himself in his heart along the way. "The World Cup, here I come!"

After Redondo rushed home and found that his salute was missing, he quickly figured out that a certain guy must have run away because he was afraid that he would come back to settle accounts.

He shook his head helplessly. Although he was very angry in his heart, there was no place to vent his anger. What's more, what position did he have to be angry with Guti?

Guti is a normal man, has his own needs, goes out to date or do something, he is an old man, and he can't control it.

Because Redondo is just a teammate living under the same roof as Guti, nothing more.Redondo once again warned himself sadly, don't cross that red line, don't have any unreasonable thoughts about Guti, it will harm Guti!

After repeatedly telling himself that he must hold on, Redondo also packed up and saluted. By the way, he called Raul and Morientes, who were also selected for the Spanish national team, to report to the Spanish national team.

Raul and Morientes, who originally planned to spend a few days of vacation to warm up, were a little depressed. Who would have thought that Guti and Redondo would switch again, and then they would never again be blocked by Redondo with a black face. I don't want to meet again.

Ended the vacation early and reported back to the national team. The four Real Madrid players were praised by their respective national team coaches. Of course, it is estimated that no one in the four-man group wanted this kind of praise.

No. The 16th World Cup will be held in France in June [-], and the powerful players from all walks of life have successively entered their respective training camps in France for final preparations.

There is no suspense, all strong teams from all walks of life have been shortlisted for the final stage of the finals.

The host French team has a group of players including Zidane, Deschamps, Thuram, and Djorkaeff. They are ambitious to keep the Hercules Cup in France.

As the last World Cup champion, the Brazil team has never been underestimated. The aliens Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Dunga, Rivaldo, Leonardo and Bebeto who have already taken off, the stars of these stars The names of the fans are numerous, and all of them are world-class stars.

In the final of the last World Cup, Italy, which lost the game on penalties, made a comeback. [-]-year-old Roberto Baggio, [-]-year-old Bergomi, [-]-year-old Albertini, [-]-year-old Nesta, and Inzaghi and Vieri, who are both [-] years old, and Buffon who is just [-] years old, Italy, which is a combination of old, middle-aged, young and old, also has to heal the shame of losing the championship last year and defend the honor of Italian football.

Among the traditional strong teams, the strength of the German team may be slightly weaker.Germany's best free agent since Franz Beckenbauer before the game, Sammer, was seriously injured and missed the World Cup. It is doubtful how far the Germanic chariot, which has won the World Cup in [-] and the European Cup in [-], can go.

In addition, the Dutch team with Bergkamp, ​​Seedorf, and Davis, and the England team with heartthrob Beckham will play a spoiler or miracle creator in the World Cup. .

When any media takes stock of the favorites to win this World Cup, there is one team that will never be ignored, and that is the Argentina team.

Argentina's history of winning championships and the history of having a phenomenal player like Maradona makes people talk about it, but those are the past of the Argentine team.

The current Argentine team changed coaches after the Copa America a year ago, and Valdano replaced Passarella as the new national team coach.

After he took charge of the coach, he decisively recalled Redondo, Caniggia and others who had been excluded from the national team squad by Passarella, and made Redondo the captain.

In this year's time, the Argentine national team has been branded with the brand of Valdano. Many fans believe that the Argentine team with Redondo, Batistuta, Zanetti, Veron and others will never Is a visitor to the World Cup in France.

"Damn it, the few seeded teams have been mentioned in a large space, and only a few words in Spain!" Guti hid in the room depressed and flipped through the newspaper. He just read a newspaper with curiosity. analyze.

The analysis of this newspaper is good, and Guti himself agrees with the introduction and analysis of Brazil and Italy.Seeing the description of the Argentine team, he reluctantly agrees.

But the Spanish team that he cares about the most is just a few general introductions, which makes him very depressed.

Why did he have a good record in the qualifiers? Does that mean he's going to get down in the main game?What player's strength level is average?Does this mean that everyone is mediocre and there are no outstanding players?

Guti frantically turned the pages of the newspaper. In fact, if he calmed down, he would awkwardly admit that the analysis of other newspapers was good.Spain did perform better in the qualifiers, but they didn't perform well in the main match, and they didn't have stars like Brazil, Italy or France who could make a name for themselves in international football.

It can only be said that Guti, who fled from Spain to France with his tail between his legs, became extremely irritable, because Redondo hadn’t called him for a long time, and he always felt that the sword of Damocles was hanging around his neck, no Know when to drop.

In addition, he felt a little lost, Redondo didn't even call him, did it mean that he didn't care about the matter of going out to have sex with him at all.In one, he was a little curious. When Redondo exchanged with him, he would choose to continue, or just put on his clothes and leave.

To be honest, Guti was very curious about that question, so curious that he picked up the phone several times and wanted to call Redondo to try it out.But every time he put down the phone dejectedly, he had no position to ask Redondo, besides, if he angered Redondo, he would be the one to be unlucky.

"Oh! I hate it!" Guti scratched his hair and sighed.

At this time, the roommate Riquelme, who went out to chat with a good friend, knocked on the door and poked his head out from the door: "Fernando, Diego is here again."

Guti, who was still weak just now, immediately regained his spirits: "I'm going out now."

During the day, Guti will only be most energetic when the King of the Balls comes to the door, because in his opinion, that guy really deserves a beating!

The author has something to say: The duo of mushrooms are always running on the road of death and trouble 2333

The next chapter will start the World Cup, and we will continue to make trouble during the period. Anyway, our slogan is life is endless, death is endless!

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———Princess Sissi and Luo Daihua———

The two boys waited anxiously for Guti and the others to come up with a question. At this time, they were so focused on deciding the winner that they had forgotten that it was four people who made the question. What if the two of them drew [-]-[-]?Of course, both of them are very confident in themselves and absolutely believe that they will not lose, let alone draw.

Morientes was the first to pose the question. The question he asked was very simple. He asked two boys to run along the beach, and whoever ran first would win.

The two boys looked at each other, then started from the prescribed starting point and ran towards the destination ahead.

Messi is younger than the Ronaldo boy, and has been sick recently, so his physical fitness is naturally not as good as the Ronaldo boy who has been training in the national team's youth training.So in the end, the Ronaldo boy easily ran across the finish line two or three steps ahead of Messi.

"Damn it!" Messi's chest was swollen and painful, and he had an urge to feel sick, which was the consequence of running too hard just now.However, the disadvantages brought about by age and physical fitness are really not something he can recover all at once.

Messi lost the first round, so he was looking forward to winning the second round.

In the second round, it was Raul who gave the question. He glanced at the smiling Morientes. His stupid cow had a question that relied on the body like running, so he asked a question that relied on technique.So Raul's question is to let Messi and Ronald compete for many years, and whoever drops the ball first will lose.

This question is very much to Messi's appetite. He has liked such little tricks since he was a child.

For many years, Ronald looked at Messi who was smiling when he heard the question, and hummed. He also played ball on the street since he was a child, so he might not lose in the juggling competition.

The two boys compared each other, each with a football, ping-pong-pong bumped up with their feet.

It was Messi who had the last laugh in this round, and his skills were still slightly better than Ronaldo's for many years.

After being equalized by Messi, Ronald was a little depressed for many years, but judging from his clenched fists, he was not hit, but inspired his fighting spirit. In the next round, he will never lose!

In the third round, it was Redondo's turn to pose a question. He glanced at the football that the two boys were using to juggle the ball just now, and said his question.His problem is very simple, that is, two boys take turns to kick penalty kicks, each of them has five chances, and whoever scores the most goals at the end wins the round.

The two boys looked at each other, and then honestly began to compete.

It was Ronald who had the last laugh in this round. He scored all five penalty kicks and saved a penalty kick from Messi. By the way, Messi himself flew a penalty kick. He won [-]-[-]. this round.

Messi hung his head down, he was a little depressed, his luck in penalty kicks was really bad.

Redondo frowned, although his scoring rate is not high, he has no right to blame Messi.But as an Argentine, he still hopes that the future of their Argentine football will not be too short in penalty kicks. Who knows when Argentina will encounter a penalty shootout.

Guti on the side whispered in Redondo's ear, fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "Messi should not have Italian blood, right?"

Redondo looked at Guti helplessly, fortunately there were no Italians here, otherwise Guti's words would have created an enemy.Of course, he also hopes that Messi will not have Italian blood, or what if the Italian blood is unreliable at a critical time?

In the first three rounds of competition, how many years did Ronald lead [-]-[-], and now the last round is left. If Messi wins, he will equalize the score, otherwise Ronaldo will be the winner today.

Messi looked at Guti eagerly. He hoped that the last round of questions would make him come back.

It was different from what Guti and Ronald had guessed for many years. Although the questions raised by the first three people were all related to football, when Guti came here, he came up with an ingenious question that surprised the two of them.

Guti bought two boxes of cold drinks and gave them to the two teenagers to go to the beach to sell the cold drinks. Whoever sells out first wins.

Ronaldo has been depressed for so many years now. He was tanned by the sea, with curly hair, unruly eyebrows and eyes, and his mouth is not sweet enough. His business is not as pleasing as Messi, who has a sweet mouth. good.So it goes without saying who wins the game in the end.

[-]-[-] tied, the two teenagers were a little bit unconvinced, but they were relieved, at least they didn't need to wear women's clothes in a tie.

But Guti smiled and said: "Tie the banker to win, so you both lose, and I win. I would like to bet and admit defeat, come on!"

The two teenagers really wanted to fight, but there was nothing they could do, so Guti could only get the equipment from the tourists on the side and dress up.

Messi, who was wearing a tutu skirt and a lace cap on his head, and Ronald, who was wearing a red and green floral skirt, stood together aggrieved. Both teenagers looked at Guti with accusing eyes.

Guti tilted his head to look at them, and felt that it was not enough, so he borrowed a big red flower from the female tourist on the side for Ronaldo to wear.This time, after carefully looking at the two teenagers, he finally nodded in satisfaction.

"Come on, let's take a photo together as a souvenir." Guti smirked and left a dark history for the two boys that they wished to destroy every time they thought about it.

"He probably won't be seen everywhere." The two boys comforted themselves.

After 20 years--

"I must kill him!" The two successful boys or men shouted while holding the newspaper in their hands.

It was written in the newspaper——"Real Madrid Twin Stars Childhood Photos Expose, Princess Sissi and Luo Daihua Turn Fans Over".