[football] dislocation

In the semi-finals of the Champions League in the [-]-[-] season, Real Madrid's home game against Borussia Dortmund was a god-like game for Redondo.

After the game, various media in Europe and around the world reported on the game, especially Redondo's outstanding performance.Real Madrid's Argentine elegant prince, with his excellent skills and handsome appearance, has attracted many fans.

Many of Real Madrid's golfers also praised Redondo and expressed their conviction.If Redondo can perform like this every game, their winning percentage will definitely be very high.

Roberto Carlos, who loves to be lively and jokes, also said to Guti who returned to the team to start recovery training: "You guys have a good vision, and you chose Fernando as your idol."

Guti forced a smile: "Be careful of yourself. In the World Cup, you are opponents, not teammates. You like to go forward so much. Maybe when Brazil and Argentina meet, you will face Fernando directly."

Sure enough, after hearing this, Carlos immediately became frowning.Brazil and Argentina are sworn enemies in South American football. The strength of both teams is good. Maybe they can meet each other in the World Cup.

Originally, it was very comfortable to be teammates with Redondo. He could not worry about everything, go forward unscrupulously, and enjoy the thrill of scoring goals.But what about playing against Redondo and enjoying the fear of facing him on the court?How does Carlos feel scary? Maybe when the time comes, he can honestly perform the duties of a defender and stay in the backcourt to be a quiet and handsome man?

Carlos was busy worrying about his career in the national team. When he turned around and left, Guti was relieved, and his expression became a little dazed again.

Even if he is reluctant, Guti has to admit one thing, he doesn't seem to be as straightforward as he imagined.At least when he saw Redondo's wonderful performance at the scene, besides being happy for Real Madrid, the first thing he thought of was actually wanting to hold Redondo and kiss him hard, and want to push him down on the bed ...

Guti felt that since he discovered the adultery between Raul and Morientes, he had become abnormal.He became suspicious, even neurotic. He used to always focus on the lovely girl, but now he always focused on the muscular old man Redondo.

This is a very scary thing!

When Guti realized this, he tried to deny it.He bought a lot of magazines with pictures of sexy bikini girls, but facing those beauties posing, he was thinking about Redondo's body with very beautiful muscles that were well-trained.

"I must have been infected by Raul! I'm not gay!" Thinking of this, Guti grabbed Raul who was talking to his teammates and rumpled his hair.

"Jose!" Raul yelled loudly, and tried to break free, which caused the other teammates to laugh.Morientes was a little worried but cared too much and dared not come over to separate them, while Redondo cast a very disapproving look.

Hierro saw his eyes and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, the two of them have a sense of propriety and are just joking."

Redondo smiled and didn't say anything, but he still felt uncomfortable.Can't he tell Hierro that he just can't see Guti in close contact with other men, even his little friends?

Real Madrid has already won the first leg against Dortmund and has two goal differences, which allows them to take advantage of the psychological and score in the next away game.

After a week of preparations, they will fly to Germany for this game.If they win this game, they can enter this year's Champions League final.

But this game still has little to do with Guti. Although he has started recovery training, the head coach still excludes him from the squad.

There are still many players in Real Madrid now. The head coach can't afford to put a young player who has just come out of injury into the squad and let him play in such a game to find his feeling.In addition, Clemente, the head coach of the Spanish national team, attached great importance to Guti and asked Real Madrid to use him carefully. The club also reported this situation to their head coach.Reminiscent of the fierce defense of the German team, coach Heynckes decided to let Guti stay in Madrid.So in this game, Guti can still only watch from the sidelines.

Originally, Guti planned to go to Germany with the team. He couldn't make it into the squad, so he could sit with the Real Madrid fans who were going on an away expedition and cheer for his beloved team.

But Kavagal, whom he never liked, came to make trouble for him again.

Although Guti opened a brokerage company by himself, but because he is a partner with Kavagal, his own brokerage contract is still hung with Kavagal.

Carvagal is responsible for helping him negotiate with the club on issues such as contract and salary increases, and will also help him deal with the media and advertisers. Right now, Carvagal has accepted an advertising endorsement for Guti.

"The World Cup warm-up ad?" Guti was a little surprised by the ad Kavagal accepted for him this time.

Kavagal nodded, he was a little excited.

This time the advertisement is for a world-renowned chocolate manufacturer. It can be said that almost no one knows about their brand around the world.

In the past, this chocolate manufacturer had a lot of money, and every time it shot an advertisement, it would invite the best stars, use the best directors, and produce the best results.And because of the influence of sports in the world, they have always been sponsors of the Olympic Games and the World Cup, and they will launch themed advertisements shot by the most famous and most topical sports stars at the time of the Olympic Games and World Cup.

Kavagal also did not expect that Guti would be invited to participate in this advertisement, and judging from what the other party revealed to him, Guti would occupy a very important position in the advertisement.

He was a little excited. Guti is a young player who has developed rapidly in Spain in recent years, but his popularity in other countries is still relatively low.This can be seen simply by looking at the comparison between the number of people who know Beckham and the number of people who know Guti in the world. You must know that Beckham is only one year older than Guti.

Kavagal knew that this was related to Guti's own career development.It took only two or three years for Guti to get the hang of it and start to work hard. Otherwise, in his past state, he would not sign such a player if he was given a free contract.

Fortunately, Guti didn't know how to get the hang of it. He performed better and better on the court, and successfully joined the Olympic team and the national team. His career gradually became smoother, and his popularity gradually started.

Carvagal has a small ambition, which is to make Guti the Beckham of Spain.

Guti has a handsome appearance that is not inferior to Beckham. If his skills continue to develop as he is now, he will not be inferior to Beckham. He is only inferior in grades.Guti was still in Real Madrid's rotation when Beckham had already begun to overwhelm the England team.

So Carvagal should be looking forward to Guti's results earlier than anyone else. He knows that as long as Real Madrid can enter the Champions League final and Guti can perform well in the game, he can then enter the Spanish national team , also has a good performance in the World Cup, then he will have a way to make Guti as famous as Beckham.

Kavagal has a series of ways to make Guti famous after he has achieved good results, but he was somewhat caught off guard by the door-to-door advertisement invitation, but then he happily adjusted his Guti promotion plan.

However, Kavagal also knows that although the new plan can use the wind of advertising to increase Guti's popularity faster and better, it also requires Guti's cooperation.

In the past few years, that guy Guti has been stimulated for some reason. Although he also accepts commercials, works as an amateur model, and plays in bands, he is much more restrained than before.Sometimes, Kavagal came to him with a lucrative endorsement, but he would throw out a very characteristic sentence that he had no time to write a thesis, so he had to give up, and saw a large amount of money fly away.

So Kavagal can only carefully consider his wording, trying to persuade Guti to accept this advertisement.

However, there was no exchange with Redondo, and even Redondo was busy training Guti, who was not staring at him. After flipping through the documents, he nodded and agreed.

In the past, because of Redondo's relationship, many times he could only watch the funny commercials but not accept them.Now that he has the chance, of course he will come back to play.And he quite likes this brand of chocolate, if he accepts the advertisement, can he eat more.By the way, Redondo also likes this brand very much. This is one of the few sweets he likes. Guti thinks that he can take this opportunity to get rid of the chocolate for Redondo to eat.

Kavagal didn't expect Guti to agree so readily, but when he thought of the benefits the advertisement brought him, he smiled and didn't bother to investigate further.

So when Redondo worriedly followed the Real Madrid team on the plane to Germany, Guti was also sent by Carvagal to shoot an advertisement.

Originally, Carvagil tried to put Raul in the advertisement. He was very interested in cultivating the future Spanish twin stars. His experience and vision told him that if Raul and Guti develop well Normally, they will become the leaders of the new generation of players in Spain in the future.Now that Guti has a chance to gain popularity, it would be great if Raul can be included.It's just that the other party is very insistent on the choice of advertising candidates, so Kavagal can only give up.

After Kavagal met the other stars who participated in the shooting of the commercial, apart from regretting that he didn't force Raul into it, all he had left was to sigh, with these people around, Raul really couldn't get in.

Ronaldo from Brazil, playing for Inter Milan at this time.Figo from Portugal, playing for Barcelona.Beckham from England, playing for Manchester United.Zidane from France, playing for Juventus.There is also the Italian Piero from Juventus.This is Guti's partner for today's commercial.

Among these people, Ronaldo, Figo, and Zidane are already top stars who have gained a place in football.Although Piero's performance in the national team was not strong enough, he was the prince that Juventus focused on training.On the other hand, Beckham is a star whose popularity is rising rapidly and is indescribably rising. Maybe he will become a top star in the future.It can be said that this is a dream lineup composed of superstars and future superstars.

Compared with them, Guti's reputation is really too small.At this time, Kavagal hesitated a little. Can Guti cooperate with them to shoot this commercial?

Compared to Carvagal, Guti himself greeted those stars in a gracious manner.Among these people, some of them have fought against each other, and some are even sworn enemies, while others have been famous for a long time and haven't had the chance to fight against them, but they all play football, so they should have a common language.

Guti's attitude has also benefited other stars.Excluding Figo and Ronaldo who have played against him, the others think this handsome Spanish guy has a good attitude.It's not like the kind of young players who don't even know how to move their hands and feet when they see them, and they're not the kind of players who keep coming up close and want to hug their thighs.Instead, he was the kind of equal communication that made them feel very comfortable.

Of course, some people feel uncomfortable, such as Figo: "Why do you shake hands with them and not mine." This is Figo's first reaction after Guti took the initiative to greet several stars.

Guti rolled his eyes: "Why should I be so enthusiastic with the Barcelona guys?"

Ronaldo on the side burst out laughing, and he reached out and patted Figo on the shoulder: "I've heard Robert say it a long time ago, and he said that Guti has always had that attitude towards Barcelona. You see, I have already transferred and left. How nice he is to me.” The Brazilian, who likes to joke and have fun, has heard about Guti from his national teammate and friend Roberto Carlos.

Guti also smiled and continued: "So you transfer to Real Madrid, I promise to treat you as a friend."

Zidane and Beckham laughed together. The teams they both played for had that kind of derby rivalry, but they had never seen a player against an opponent in the same league who was not in the same city derby. The nose is not the face, which is too interesting!

However, some people didn't think it was funny. Piero stared at Guti who was hooking up with Ronaldo, and even Figo approached Guti. He opened his mouth to say something, but he didn't say anything.In his opinion, this Spanish kid is somewhat similar to his alluring striker partner, which disgusts him and makes him involuntarily reject it.

Guti is actually very sensitive, he can feel the kindness of Ronaldo, the others, and even Figo, but he can also feel Piero's alienation.Although it was a bit strange, it was rare to meet an Italian who was not so coquettish, but since he didn't like him very much, he didn't have to go over.There is only one Redondo in this world, and one is enough!He's not interested in asking for trouble.

After Guti learned the details of the upcoming commercial from the director, he only cared about blowing his hair, and he didn't have time to figure out why Piero didn't like him.

"What? I want to wear women's clothing!" Guti cried.

Piero gave him a strange look: "Didn't you read the commercial script they gave you?"

Ronaldo gave the answer for Guti: "I didn't watch it. I like this brand of chocolate. They told me to invite me to shoot an advertisement, so I came."

Ronaldo's confident answer left the onlookers Zidane and Beckham speechless, and that's fine.Then they looked at Guti, and actually saw the approval of what Ronaldo said in Guti's eyes.

Figo had some headaches, he was really convinced by these two treasures. "Then go through the script right away in a few minutes," he said.

Guti immediately took out the script that he had thrown aside. He just thought about getting some limited chocolates for Redondo, and he threw the script behind his head.That guy Kavagar must have read the script, but he didn't say anything, the two of them really clashed!

After a quick look at the script, Guti finally figured out the plot of the ad.

A stylishly dressed beauty came slowly from a distance, and then several boys on the street who were playing street football were attracted by the beauty.In order to make the beauties pay attention to themselves, several people started fighting and played football in tricks.

But at the end of the game, a few people still played off. They kicked the football very hard towards the beautiful woman.Seeing that the beauty was about to encounter a catastrophe and was injured by a football, the boys who caused the trouble were so frightened that they wanted to cover their eyes.

I saw that beauty unhurriedly took out a certain brand of chocolate from her purse and took a bite, then immediately transformed into a handsome guy in a jersey.The handsome guy faced the flying football and kicked it back violently.

At the end of the ad, the handsome man transformed from a beautiful woman held chocolates in one hand, looked at the stunned boys and said, "Have you not eaten yet? Let's order some chocolates together!"

In this ad, there are several stars playing football on the street, and they only need to play some tricks and add post-production effects.

And Guti wants to play two roles for one person, to play the glamorous beauty, and to play the handsome guy transformed from a beauty.

As for the handsome guy, Guti, who already has a lot of experience in shooting commercials and has also played football for many years, is naturally competent.But what confuses him is that he still wants to disguise himself as a man and act as a beautiful woman.

"This... can't we find a female model to act in this?" Guti felt that there must be a bunch of beautiful female models with blond hair, so he didn't need to play them in reverse.

The assistant director shrugged: "Our director watched your match against Albania's national team not long ago, and decided to ask you to act. Originally, we were also looking for a female model, but the director insisted that you can do it." He is also very helpless. Compared with other stars, this Guti is still less famous.And although he thought that Guti looked good, the outline of a man was still very obvious. Even with the help of a makeup artist, would he be able to play a good woman?

Guti was speechless, is this trouble caused by Redondo?Wait, he played that game himself, so after all, is it his fault?

Although Guti was a little depressed, when he thought of the signature he signed in black and white, and glanced at the expressions of the guys watching the fun, his brain became hot.Just act, don't you just wear women's clothing?

Guti went to make up with the makeup artist, and the other stars started to shoot the part of street football.

Several stars are very familiar with football, just playing some tricks, and it didn't bother them too much.

When they finished shooting their part, several people chatted together and waited for Guti, who had finished her makeup, to appear on the stage.

"Hey! Beautiful!" Ronaldo couldn't help saying because he was the first person to see Guti because of the angle of his stand.

Several other people heard the sound and looked over. Figo and Zidane whistled almost at the same time.

Guti walked over awkwardly. He wore a long wig that was very close to his original hair color, and had makeup on his face.The makeup artist subtly modified his cheeks with exquisite makeup techniques, making his facial features not so tough, but more Latin-style.

Originally, Guti prepared a suspender skirt for the costume, which required two breast prostheses to set off her figure.But Guti resolutely refused to get those two things on his chest, and after some disputes, the costumer compromised.He changed Guti into a layered dress to cover up his lack of figure with the help of visual effects.

The costumer compromised, and Guti could only compromise and put on a pair of high heels.Fortunately, this pair of high-heeled shoes is not the kind of thin and high heel, but thick high-heeled shoes that are easier to stabilize, which prevents Guti from having the bad luck of spraining his feet because of shooting commercials.

Guti was treated so well by the costumer and make-up artist, and finally stood in front of the mirror, he couldn't recognize himself.This is him?

The blond beauty in the mirror winked at him, as if to tell him, stop kidding yourself, this is you!

Guti drooped his shoulders a little discouraged, well, this is him.

He walked out of the dressing room awkwardly, thinking he would be laughed at by those guys, but instead he heard whistles and applause.

"If I didn't know you were a man, I would have considered dating you." Ronaldo said with a smile.

Guti said angrily: "If you want to date me, you should go to the next life!" He rudely shook his fist at Ronaldo.

Figo said with some headaches: "You'd better shut up and stand obediently. This will allow me to dream for a while longer."

"I think so too." Zidane agreed.

Beckham smiled and said: "I think it's beautiful."

As for Piero, his reaction was to pick up the camera and take a picture directly.

"Hello!" Guti was depressed. The Italian would take a picture of his embarrassing appearance without blinking.

"Keep it as a souvenir." Piero said coolly, he was sure that his strike partner would never wear women's clothing, nor could it have such an effect.Such a beauty should naturally be kept as a souvenir.

"Damn it, delete it for me!" Guti was so annoyed that he wished he could take off his high-heeled shoes and smash them on Piero's head.

"Then let me take a few photos, Jose looks so beautiful!" Ronaldo added to the confusion.

"Then make some photos for us as a souvenir." Beckham said shyly, not at all shy.

"Good idea." Figo and Zidane looked at each other coolly, saying that they also counted.

"You guys!" Guti finally completely forgot the status of the group of guys in front of him in football, kicked up the football on the side and kicked them.

The author has something to say: I asked a certain wolf to shoot an advertisement, which was inspired by Snickers and Pepsi.

I think that after a certain wolf is over 20 years old, his facial features can be described as handsome. When he was in his teens, he really looked like a little girl when he was in his teens.But we have to believe in the magical makeup technique, which can make a handsome man into a beautiful woman.

Here is a side story, the number of words is not much, I wish you all a happy holiday!

——Old and fresh and fat——

【Old and fresh with fat belly】

When Guti and Redondo both retired, the Internet was already very developed.

Guti, who had a lot more leisure time than in the past as a player, naturally became a middle-aged Internet addict, which made Redondo a little helpless, but out of the principle of always pampering Guti unconditionally, he could only let Guti I was typing on my computer and cell phone every day.

On this day, Redondo found that Guti kept laughing at the computer, giggling first, and then laughing wildly.

Redondo was a little curious and worried about what stimulated Guti, so he asked him what he was doing.

Guti wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes just now, and pointed to the computer screen and said to Redondo: "I saw a post translated by a netizen for me, haha, I laughed so hard..."

Redondo also looked at the computer screen. Part of the screen was some square patterns or words that he absolutely did not recognize, and the other side was Spanish, which he had been exposed to since birth. But after reading the whole text, he felt that he seemed to be familiar with Spanish. I don't understand either.

Those square characters are naturally the common characters of the ancient oriental country, and the Spanish is a translation of a post on the forum of that country.

This post is related to Guti and Redondo. It turns out that in addition to Mandarin, there are Cantonese and other dialects in that country.The names of these foreigners are pronounced differently in Mandarin and dialects. For example, the British heartthrob Beckham is pronounced as Beckham in Cantonese, and Messi is pronounced as Meisi, Ka Celias becomes Casnas et al.

In addition to dialects, there are also some interesting names generated by homonyms due to translation.

This time Redondo lay down the gun, because a fan ridiculed that Fernando, a very popular name, was changed into a fat belly by a Chinese homonym.

Originally, the players have to train on weekdays, and basically have nothing to do with obesity. It is not easy to find a few "fat belly" in active service.

Since Real Madrid used to have many Fernandos, and they have basically retired.The fans just pulled these people out to make fun of them. Anyway, after retiring, their bodies will get fatter, and it is entirely possible that they will not be as tall and straight as they were in the player era.

So Mr. Fernando Redondo was also pulled out for a walk, and he directly became Mr. Fatty Redondo.

Although Redondo's fans argued for him, insisting that even if Dong Ge retired, he would still be a green poplar with a tall and straight body, a prince is a prince, and he would not become a beggar at all except for being crowned king.But other people were still joking, especially Guti's fans, who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and even translated this post and posted it under Guti's Twitter for him to see, which made it so confusing. Guti couldn't stop laughing.

After reading the post, Lei Dongdo looked down at his abs, it was fine, there were still several pieces, and there was no tendency to become one.

After that, he gave Guti an angry look: "I have become a 'fat belly', what about you?" Redondo felt that Guti should have a ridiculous nickname so that he could feel fair.

But Guti said proudly: "Of course I have one too. They call me 'old and fresh'. But I don't think I'm old at all. They're the ones who say I'm 28 every year. .”

Redondo felt popular again, Guti was always more popular than him.He was surprised, this guy has a lot of shortcomings, why he has a lot of fans.The last time the two of them went out to eat, they happened to meet tourists from other countries.The tourist was Guti's fan, and he clutched his chest and passed out the first time he saw him.After waking up, he held onto Guti with tears in his eyes, and kept saying that it was the right time to come to Spain this time.

Now Redondo has become "fat", but Guti is still "old and fresh" in the eyes of fans, which makes Redondo, who has always been indifferent to fame and fortune, feel a little unfair.

He looked at Guti again. This guy is already 40 years old. Except that his hair is much less than when he was young, and there are some wrinkles around his eyes, he is actually a little younger than other people of the same age.At this time, he thought of Raul, who was one year younger than Guti but had a big beard. He really didn't know how that guy Mo Lun managed to kiss him.

Redondo took another look at Guti, who was still laughing and leaning back and forth, paying special attention to his hairline, and now he felt a lot more balanced.Maybe after a while fans of that guy will be lamenting that they're old and fresh, really fresh, so fresh that there's no hair left.

But even if I become bald, I like it too.Redondo turned this sentence around in his heart, even though he had been with Guti for many years, there were some things he still didn't want to say and couldn't say.There are some things, as long as he knows it, he must not let that guy know, otherwise his tail will go up to the sky again.

When Redondo was pondering whether to study how to get Guti a hair-raising method, he felt the same touch on his stomach.Looking down, Redondo angrily grabbed Guti's claw that was making trouble: "What are you doing?"

Guti's eyes wandered from side to side, and after Redondo clenched his paws as if warning, he said: "I just want to try and see if you really become 'fatty'."

Redondo laughed angrily. It seems that, as Raul said once when he was drunk, he really spoiled this guy so much.

"You can feel for yourself whether I have become 'fat'." He said, pulling Guti to give him a passionate kiss.

Apparently, a kiss can't make Guti feel whether the "fat" Mr. has fat. Practice is the only criterion for testing, so they finally decided to go to bed to test it.

Afterwards, Guti got up from the bed a little angrily, and used the translation software to leave a message on the post on the Eastern Forum: "'Fat Belly' Redondo does not exist at all, he does so much exercise every day, he can't get fat at all That's right!"

But he was ridiculed immediately: "You are not Guti, how do you know that he does so much exercise every day?"

"My male god is old and fresh, he is happy every day, and his life is so nourishing, how could he come to the forum, haha..."

"That's right, Lao Qingqing is busy doing sports with Brother Dong every day, so he has no time at all..."

"Row!"

Guti's eyes widened. At this moment, he finally realized the power of black fans. The feeling of being shot in the chest and knee at the same time was so sour.