[football] dislocation

Raul always felt weird today, and he knew that Guti was stimulated by Redondo the day before yesterday, and he was also worried about Guti's face injury, so he planned to talk to "Guti" after today's training talk.

However, Raul washes and changes clothes by himself very quickly, but "Guti" has been dawdling. Raul also knows that Guti is actually very smug, and it takes a certain amount of time to take care of himself, so he simply parked the car The field is waiting for someone.

But after waiting and waiting, "Guti" did not come out. It happened that he also met Hierro who had just chatted with Valdano.

Hierro is one of the few friends that Redondo can talk to in Real Madrid. Valdano asked him to pay attention to the relationship between Redondo and Guti.

Hierro felt a bit strange about "Redondo" today, and he also wanted to ask "Redondo" to have a good talk.

Because of waiting for someone, Hierro and Raul met together.

Although those two people did not admit it, the entire Real Madrid team agreed that the injuries on their faces must have been caused by fighting with each other.Now that Hierro and Raul are such a pair, they immediately found that only those two people were still in the locker room. The two of them thought of the fight at the same time, so they walked back to the locker room immediately.

Before entering the locker room, the two of them heard heavy panting coming from the half-covered locker room door, so they quickened their pace.

When he came to the door, Raul, who was walking in front, didn't bother to give way to the senior Hierro, and pushed the door open.

The scene they saw after pushing the door made Raul and Hierro who caught up later opened their mouths at the same time.

The hair was a little messy, but because of his appearance, the blond boy was pinned against the locker door by a strong man and couldn't move. He bit his lip weakly, feeling like he was being bullied.But the normally elegant and dignified strong man was laughing in a very subversive way, as if mocking the blond boy for not needing to make unnecessary resistance.

In the past two days, Guti and Redondo have fought twice, and today this is the third fight.I have to say that Guti is really smart and good at learning. He didn't have any advantages in fighting.In the past, when fighting, I always go up and punch, kick, etc., especially because my body is thin and I don't have an advantage, often the one who fights is the loser in the end.

But after exchanging bodies with Redondo, he once again felt the benefits of a strong body.At least when facing his own "weak chicken" body, he can form a unilateral suppression of Redondo just by virtue of his physical fitness, and directly push Redondo against the cabinet door.

But when Guti laughed triumphantly and mocked Redondo for having such a day, the door of the locker room opened, and Raul and Hierro directly saw the scene that subverted their three views.

It has to be said that Redondo and Guti's looks are not low, and this scene looks somewhat pleasing to the eye, and it is hard for people not to think about other aspects.

At least Hierro had already lost his mind when he saw this scene.

He immediately thought of Redondo's indifference to Guti in the past. Could it be that all this is fake?In fact, Redondo was so in love with Guti that he couldn't help it, so one day he finally couldn't help it.In fact, the scars on their faces were caused by "Guti"'s resistance?So you are such a "Redondo"?

The acceptance of homosexuality in modern society has become much higher, but this does not include football. For football, once it is confirmed that it is gay, basically its career will come to an end. In [-], the British player Fashanu announced his coming out as a gay, and then he was excluded and resisted by his teammates and fans, and finally had to retire.His lessons warned those players not to cross this red line.Unbeknownst to Hierro at the moment, Fashanu ultimately paid the price with his life, committing suicide a few years after immigrating to the United States.

In short, in Hierro's mind, homosexuality is a death sentence for players. Of course, if there is such a person by his side, he will hide it for him and keep it a secret.

But one day, he found out that his teammate or good friend Redondo was gay, and he still had a black eye.

But then his mother-in-law and worrying attributes immediately exploded, and he hurried over to pull "Redondo" away: "Fernando, what are you doing?" He didn't know whether he should say the word homosexual export.

Seeing Hierro holding on to Guti like an old hen and not letting go, Redondo, who just got rid of Guti's suppression and the frustration that he has a weak and useless body, couldn't help turning over Roll eyes.Can he say that he has almost read what he is thinking at the moment from Hierro's face that is about to cry?

Compared to Hierro's nervousness, pulling Guti but not knowing what to say, Raul has been standing still, his hand has not even left the doorknob.His eyes were fixed on the "Guti" who was still leaning against the cabinet door, and suddenly he said, "You are not Jose!"

Raul used an affirmative tone and said firmly. "Who are you?" he added.

Hierro, who had already diverged his thinking to how to help "Redondo" cover up his sexuality problem, was stunned for a while, and then he turned his head to look at Raul.Raul was still staring at "Guti" and had no time to look at him.

So Ye Luo looked at the "Guti" who was leaning against the cabinet door calmly, and he also felt strange.Based on his understanding of this little guy, even if he did something wrong usually, at this time he should jump up and point to Raul's nose and insist that he said something wrong.It is impossible to be as calm as now, even with a seductive smile on his lips.

What Hierro said is right, Redondo did have a smile on his lips, he was optimistic about Raul, and now the younger generation who is optimistic about him can distinguish the difference between him and Guti, which makes his impression of Raul better again Not a lot.

Compared to Redondo's happy mood, Guti pouted awkwardly and mumbled to Raul, "Raul, you idiot!"

Raul looked at "Redondo" suddenly, this kind of tone that made people want to beat him up for no reason, gave him an urge to faint, wouldn't it?

"You...you...you..." His fingers were pointing forward, and his whole hand was shaking.

Even Raul felt that "Guti" was not like Guti, but he didn't dare to associate "Redondo" and "Guti" together.

"Raul, what did you say? He... them?" Hierro also came back to his senses. He was confused by Raul's words just now, but now that he realized that he couldn't quite believe what Raul just said, this It's incredible!

Guti's shoulders slumped. He had been carrying Redondo all day. Now facing Raul, he could finally relax.

Going forward, Guti mischievously grabbed Raul's trembling finger stretched forward, and then put it on his lips as a prank and kissed it.

Whoosh, Raul immediately reacted, and retracted his fingers in horror.Now he can be sure that the guy in front of him must be Guti, but it's just that this guy uses Redondo's face to make such movements, no matter how scary it looks!Raul felt that he was going to have a nightmare tonight, and was going to be scared to death!

"Are you really Jose?" Raul finally suppressed the discomfort in his heart and asked the most critical question.

"Of course!" Guti could already feel the fiery sight from behind that was about to roast him, it was from when he kissed Raul's finger just now.He didn't even need to look back to know that it must be Redondo, didn't he just kiss Raul with Redondo's mouth?What is there?He didn't talk to each other again!

"God!" Hierro had been listening to the conversation between Raul and Guti in silence, now he turned his head to look at Redondo who was leaning quietly on the locker, "Are you Fernando?"

"Of course, Fernando, we are all Fernandos." Because finally someone could recognize him and admit that he is the real Redondo after experiencing such a bizarre two days, Redondo's mood also improved a lot , Rarely made another joke with Hierro.

"My God, what happened? How did you two become like this?" Hierro was relieved at first, and then became more nervous.No wonder he always felt that "Redondo" was weird today. It turned out that that guy wasn't Redondo at all.But what happened to Guti and Redondo, how did they suddenly switch identities?

"I think, let's find a quiet place to talk about it," Redondo said.

The four of them went straight back to the home that belonged to Redondo.

There was also an episode during this period. In the parking lot, Raul was a little surprised by this incident, and he couldn’t use his car key to open the car door. In the end, Redondo let him get into Guti’s car , I took Hierro on board myself, so as to save the two of them from being distracted by this incident and any accidents on the road.

In addition, on the issue of whose home to go to, Guti firmly stated that he would go back to his own home. He hadn't been home for two days.But three-on-one, his proposal was unanimously ignored by the others, so on the way to Redondo's house, he kept pouting and pretending to be gloomy with Redondo's face.As a result, Raul, who was in the same car with him, couldn't help shaking his body twice. He was frightened, because Redondo had Guti's expression on his face, which was scary no matter how you looked at it.

"That is to say, when you wake up, you find that you have become each other?" In Redondo's house, Hierro finally listened to Redondo's narration, and Guti interrupted the complete version from time to time, and he could finally understand what happened. what's going on.

"That's right!" Guti spread out on the sofa like a soft bone, he suddenly thought of something, and looked at Raul with dissatisfaction: "Raul, you bastard, you sent me back that night, and you didn't undress me ! I'm angry!"

Just now Raul tried his best to let himself ignore Guti. He really couldn’t accept that the always serious “Redondo” suddenly turned into Guti with a hippie smiling face. For him, his eyesight and heart were greatly affected. s damage.

Seeing Guti pouting and accusing himself like being cute, Raul felt a sharp pain in his heart, and he began to wonder if he would have a heart attack when he was less than 30 years old.If he really became a heart patient, it must be because of Guti!

Fortunately, Hierro, who was reliable and able to hold the field, was there, and he stopped Guti from continuing to chatter and cause mental harm to Raul with a wave of his hand. "Okay, Jose, I think the first question we need to consider is how to keep you from being discovered by others?"

Redondo nodded, he felt a bit strenuous just playing Guti for one day.To be honest, he needs to relax his facial muscles. That guy usually has too many facial expressions, and he feels that the muscles on his face are a little out of control today.

Hierro is the big brother, or the big brother who usually takes care of himself, Guti can only listen honestly. "Shouldn't we first find a way to let us change back? I am six years old for no reason, and I want to cry just thinking about it, woo woo woo..." He deliberately cried while covering his face.

"God!" Raul covered his eyes with one hand and couldn't bear to look directly.

"Okay Jose." Hierro felt that it was really testing his heart to teach someone in the face that belonged to Redondo.

"The problem is that neither of us can explain what is happening to you two, and it may take a long time to find a solution. Until then, we must keep this secret as best we can. This secret can only be kept by the four of us." I personally know that there can be no more!"

Hierro's words were agreed by others, even Guti could only nod awkwardly.

"I have to say that your cover-up today is really lame! The first thing you need to do now is to get to know each other well, so that you don't show your flaws in words."

Redondo nodded, knowing Guti was indeed difficult for him, but in order to better keep this secret, he was willing to try to understand Guti.

After Guti also nodded and said that he would follow suit, Hierro spoke slowly: "What I'm going to say next is also very important, both of you listen carefully to me—"

His expression and tone were very serious, Redondo corrected his sitting, and Guti also sat up straight from lying on the sofa under the urging of Raul.

Hierro glanced at the three people in the room who were sternly waiting for him to continue: "You guys remember to practice your football skills well. To be honest, the warm-up match between you two today was really fucking shit!"

This is definitely what Hierro said from the bottom of his heart. He felt awkward in cooperating on the court today. After discovering this huge secret, he realized that it was Guti who cooperated with him on the court today.

Hierro thinks a lot. You must know that Guti is regarded as Redondo now. As long as Guti is still in Redondo's body for a day, he is "Redondo"!Then you must know that as long as Redondo is not injured, he is the main force of Real Madrid's iron fight and the backbone of the defense.Originally because of Redondo's existence, Hierro was still very confident in Real Madrid's defense, but now as long as he thinks that his partner in defense is Guti, who is jumping off and has a sloppy defense, he will stare in front of his eyes. Hei, wanting to faint.

Guti was not happy: "I played well today." Redondo is not only good at defense, he is both offensive and defensive.Guti felt that he just turned both offense and defense into a strong offense and a weak defense. With Redondo's strong body, he would also be able to play very smoothly.It is Redondo who needs to train well, and it is Redondo who didn't kick in the empty goal.

Hierro stared at Guti, and then said word by word: "Listen, Jose, honestly practice your defensive skills, if you don't do it—"

A sinister smile appeared on his face: "Then I will retire!"

Guti originally wanted to say that Hierro retired and didn't do his business, but then he thought about it. Hierro is the backbone of Real Madrid's defense. If he retires, coupled with his half-baked defense, then Real Madrid's defense will be Will it become the Maginot Line?As a staunch Madridist, he will never see his beloved team's performance plummet because of his relationship.

So Guti, who had figured it all out, immediately nodded again and again, expressing that he would definitely study defense honestly and conscientiously, um, live and learn!

Redondo was a little surprised. After thinking about it, he realized that Guti was threatened by Hierro with Real Madrid.He was a little surprised by Guti's fanaticism towards Real Madrid, and then he was a bit apprehensive. It turned out that his idol was not the most important to Guti!

The author has something to say: Will Hierro and Raul be silenced when they witness Dong Ge being "walled"?

The group of four who cheated and kidnapped achieved, um, it seems that cheating and kidnapping is not quite appropriate.

Yesterday, the stupid author watched a movie "The Former Destination" before going to bed at night, and successfully got himself into it. The inspiration for the small theater is gone. Don't watch brain-burning movies before going to bed again!

However, I managed to squeeze out a sentence——

Guti: Fifty cents to sell fan card, Raul, would you buy it?

Bearded face with a vicissitudes of life: No, I am African and have no money!