[football] dislocation

In the [-]-[-] season of La Liga, Real Madrid and Barcelona met in the first round, and finally ended with a score of [-]-[-].

In addition to a goal by Raul, Suker, who was expected, also scored a goal. On the other hand, Barcelona, ​​which is strong and strong, has excellent offensive firepower, but failed to take away a goal from the Bernabeu.

In this game, Real Madrid coach Fabio Capello showed the strength of the famous Italian coach, protecting Real Madrid's goal tightly.Although they scored two goals and won the game, some fans were not satisfied with the process of the game. They felt that the team could be stronger and more aggressive.Some media and experts also have a similar attitude, they even made it clear that the current Real Madrid looks more like an Italian team.

Capello was very upset about others pointing fingers.Real Madrid's players are good, and the club is also good, but there is one thing that disgusts Capello, that is, there are always people who come out and make irresponsible remarks about his coaching policy.

With the end of each game, all kinds of voices are clamoring, and Capello's endurance is about to reach its peak.It's hard to say whether this head coach with a tough personality will have a day when he can't help but go crazy, maybe he can't help but just quit and go back to Italy.

The mood of the head coach is not very good, but Guti is in a very good mood.

The two goals in the game were all related to him, and they were all assisted by him. After the game, he also got a good evaluation because of these two assists.

Of course, more importantly, he finally exchanged with Redondo, and now everything is back on track.

After the game, he refused to go out for a drink with his teammates, and Hierro took Raul to Guti's house.

"You really changed back?" Hierro looked at the two people in front of him suspiciously. When the two played each other at the beginning, they would show off their feet, but after this year, they really played the role of each other. It is so vivid, at least in the eyes of outsiders, there is no difference.

"Of course, Fernando! I finally got it back!" Guti excitedly yelled at Hierro.He was too excited in the game before, and he was also in the locker room. If it weren't for this year's "acting career" that gave him a good actor quality, he might have shown his feet in the locker room because of excessive excitement. .

Redondo didn't speak, but just nodded to Hierro, confirming that he was indeed the genuine Redondo.

"That's good, that's good." Hierro felt that his heart, which had been suspended for more than a year and almost had a heart attack, could finally take its place.

Raul still had some doubts: "You guys just kiss, oh, you can change it back just by touching your mouth. What's the principle?" He wanted to say kiss at first, but when he saw the eyes of the two people looking over at the same time, he decided decisively. Changed the word.

"Whatever his reasoning is, anyway, I got it back!" Guti said excitedly, he didn't care what the reasoning was, he only wanted the result.

Redondo was very curious about this principle, but he couldn't catch Guti to study it, and he couldn't accept it if he kissed it and changed it back.

Ye Luo also felt that there was no need to think so much. The two people had no special relationship, and they would not kiss without incident, and everything would be calm in the future.

Now that it was confirmed that the two people had switched back, Hierro was relieved, so he left with Raul.He has been worrying about these two people every day for more than a year, and now he can finally rest assured that tomorrow the team is on holiday, and he will go home to accompany his wife and relax.

The same idea also exists in the hearts of other people. Raul plans to go back and have a good phone call with Morientes. It would be nice if we can make an appointment to play together during the holiday tomorrow.

As for Guti, he is going to change his hairstyle.

Before he and Redondo switched bodies, he had just given himself the exact same hairstyle as Redondo.Then there was the swap between him and Redondo, he became "Redondo" and Redondo became him.

After that, Redondo probably felt that the familiar hairstyle was not bad, and would give him the illusion that he was still Redondo, so he didn't bother with his hair.Only Guti, because of a quarrel with Redondo, became angry for a while, and changed Redondo's signature hairstyle.

With Redondo's version of "Guti" playing several international games and many league games, his hairstyle has become a household name, and it was discovered that Guti was a Redondo fan, many people He took that hairstyle as evidence that someone was obsessed with stardom, and brought it up from time to time.This made Guti, who has claimed to be a fan, very unhappy. He encouraged Redondo to change his hairstyle many times, but Redondo kept this hairstyle for some reason.

Now that Guti is back in his body, he plans to change his hairstyle tomorrow.As for what to do after changing the hairstyle, of course it is to pick up girls.

Guti has quickly arranged tomorrow's activities in his mind. As for Redondo, his arrangements are very simple. He reads books at home and goes to the gym, which is very similar to every day in the past.

It's just that the arrangements of the two people were disrupted the next day.

Probably because they had just returned to their own bodies, the two of them slept soundly that night and didn't get up too early in the morning.

But early in the morning, they were woken up by a phone call.

The call was made to Guti's mobile phone, and he stretched out his hand from under the quilt to touch the phone on the bedside in a daze.Redondo, who was also woken up by the ringtone of the phone, was much more awake than him. Seeing that he was groping around with his eyes closed but couldn't find the phone, he immediately helped him put the phone in his hand.

"Hi, good morning!" Guti said weakly with his eyes still closed.

An imposing voice came from the other end of the phone: "It's not good at all! Jose, have you read today's newspaper? It's unreasonable, someone can bypass me and send such news!"

With the chatter of the other party, Guti finally woke up. It was Kavagal's voice.Guti had never liked Kavagar very much, and hearing his voice this early in the morning made him feel that he was going to say goodbye to him on this beautiful day.

"What happened? I haven't read today's newspaper." Guti said in a bad mood.

At this moment, Redondo had already heard the sound and went to get the newspaper in his pajamas.

"The newspaper published some unfavorable news for you and Redondo, don't worry, I will take care of it! I will call you later." Kavagal said and hung up the phone.

At this time, Redondo had already entered the bedroom with the newspaper.

Guti put down the phone in doubt, leaned over, and began to look through the newspapers one by one.

Judging from what Carvagal said without beginning and end, there were some negative news about him and Redondo in the newspapers. He and Redondo mostly appeared on the sports section and sports newspapers, so just read Reports on this will do.

The first newspaper Guti got was Marca, and he checked it quickly.The news report mentioning him and Redondo has a summary of yesterday's game, and of course there is the fancy carol of Miss "Ancient Blow", which will make Guti sick for a long time after watching it.Everything is normal, even the news reports are positive because Marca is the mouthpiece of Real Madrid.

"The Aspen newspaper only has questions about Mr. Capello's tactical arrangements." When Guti checked the Marca newspaper, Redondo also finished reading the Aspen newspaper.

"Then there is only World Sports Daily." As a Madridist, Guti happily asserted that if there is no problem with their pro-Real Madrid media, then only the Barcelona media that lost yesterday.

As he spoke, Redondo had picked up Mundo Deportivo.Originally, the Guti family would not have this newspaper, which was always fancy black Real Madrid, but it was added after Redondo moved here.

Guti also leaned over, and the two watched together.

"Oh no! These damn things!" Guti cried out when a huge title came into view.

Looking at the title, Redondo's expression was not very good. Those who are familiar with him can know that his anger is almost full at this moment.

"Real Madrid player's homosexuality exposed, can't hold back a passionate kiss on the court", this is the headline of the report that made Guti and Redondo popular at the same time. The picture of Dong Duo kissing together.

If you didn't see the live broadcast yesterday, and you have seen the cause and effect with your own eyes, you can really be sure that the two Real Madrid players are really tricky just by looking at this photo.

Guti jumped up angrily and cursed the reporter who wrote the report, while Redondo tried to suppress his anger and read the report seriously.

The reporter who wrote this news report first reviewed the homosexuality in the sports world: "In the world sports world, there are actually many homosexuals, especially figure skating has become the hardest hit area for homosexuality. In fact, it is similar in the field of football. As early as In [-], the British player Fabino became the first football player to announce that he came out. According to some researchers, there are actually players similar to Fabino in every league.”

Then the reporter changed the topic and got to the topic: "Before the match between Real Madrid and Barcelona yesterday, the reporter received news from other sources that there were gays in the Real Madrid team. Until this scene appeared during yesterday's match, the reporter The accuracy of this news is confirmed. Many of us know that Guti has always declared that he regards Redondo as an idol, but Redondo has never responded to this fan who is on the same team, and has even been disrespectful to him. Fake rhetoric. Maybe things are not as simple as what we see on the surface, maybe the two are deliberately maintaining a superficial estrangement to cover up their real relationship."

"According to the reporter's investigation, Redondo has not lived in his apartment for as long as a year. It is said that the reason is that the plumbing in the apartment is damaged and needs to be repaired. But this kind of plumbing can only be completed in a few days Maintenance work, but our dear Mr. Redondo has been homeless for a year. Maybe it's because he doesn't want to come back, or maybe he has a better place. So where did he live this year Woolen cloth?"

There is another photo under this passage, which is a photo of Guti and Redondo walking into Guti's apartment together, the two of them still hold food in their hands, looking very homely.

This reporter is very good at describing the scene. In his writing, the reader will feel as if he saw it with his own eyes. He saw the two players of Real Madrid going in and out together, eating and living in the same apartment.

Obviously, the reporter felt that these reports were not enough, and he cited some circumstantial evidence, such as the testimony of an anonymous person who did not want to be identified. They were locked together in a space with only the two of them, and she accidentally entered and saw the intimate gestures of the two of them going up and down, and so on.

All in all, Mr. Reporter made a conclusion like his final statement: "I think Redondo and Guti will be brave enough to become the first batch of players in La Liga to announce their sexuality. Let us bless them!"

"Bless your size! I'll bless you first!" Guti finally broke out. He immediately rushed out and drove straight to Barcelona. He ran to the location of the World Sports News to find out the reporter who wrote this article and beat him up.

Redondo didn't speak, but judging from the veins popping out of his hands clenched tightly on the newspaper, he wasn't in a good mood either.Maybe he will volunteer to be Guti's beating assistant.

"It seems that we are in trouble!" Redondo's voice was very low, which made Guti's body tremble when he heard his voice. It seemed that he was really angry.

The author has something to say: I set the wrong release time, and I found out that I set the time to be on the [-]th...

It's time to make trouble again, this time it's Donggu "coming out of the closet", the reason for adding quotation marks is because they really don't mean it at this time.