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After saying goodbye to Natalia, Guti walked on the street alone, and he didn't really want to go back to face Redondo early.

When he thought that he was going to say to Redondo: "Congratulations, you were dumped by your girlfriend." He was expecting and apprehensive, who knew how Redondo would react when he was humiliated by his girlfriend.

Guti was a little annoyed. He should have stayed at Dolehong to enjoy the Christmas dinner cooked by Maria himself on this family night.But he can only run around the streets of Madrid for Redondo's affairs, thinking about it, he feels that he is at a loss.

Even if he doesn't want to go back, he has to go back.Guti strolled into a convenience store that was still open on the side of the street.

He glanced at the products in the convenience store with some distaste, imagining these as Maria's feast in his mind.He quickly took a lot of goods and ran to check out, and then slowly set foot on the way home with two bags of things.

When Guti arrived home, Redondo was sitting on the sofa in the living room reading a book.

Guti glanced at the title of the book, it was very good, as expected, he didn't want to read the series of books at all.He was a little thankful, thankful that he had lost his fans early on, otherwise, after having the same hairstyle as his idol, if he pretended to read the books his idol liked, he would definitely be tortured by these books.

"You're back?" Redondo put down the book, somewhat surprised in his heart.He originally thought that Guti would stay with Natalia for a long time, even if he went home, he should go to his apartment. He was even mentally prepared for what Guti would have with Natalia tonight.But now Guti is back?

Guti nodded at him, and then put the shopping bag in his hand on the table. "It's impossible for us to go back to my mother's place at this time. Anyway, today is Christmas Eve. Let's make do with a Christmas dinner."

Redondo watched the grilled chicken, bento, fruit, dessert, beer, and cheap brand of red wine gradually appear on the table. If you don’t look at the outer packaging, just listen to the name of the food, it can barely be regarded as a Christmas dinner. meal.

Seeing that Guti picked up the roast chicken and was going to heat it in the kitchen, he finally asked the question he wanted to ask just now: "Why did you come back so early? Where's Natalia?"

Guti stopped walking towards the kitchen for a moment, and then he entered the kitchen as if nothing had happened.

After putting the grilled chicken in the microwave and setting the time, he used the waiting time to think about how to tell Redondo about it.

The microwave oven beeped to complete the work, and Guti scratched his hair irritably. He really hasn't figured out how to tell Redondo.

"You haven't answered my question yet." When Guti brought out the grilled chicken, Redondo appeared quietly at the kitchen door, his voice scared Guti almost throwing the plate out.

"Be careful!" Redondo stepped forward to help him hold the plate.Then he put the bento bought by Guti in his hand and other foods that also needed to be heated, and put them all on the cooking table, preparing to send them to the microwave oven one after another later.

It's not because I was scared by you that I almost caused the most humble Christmas meal in my life to fly away!Guti muttered a few words in his heart, and then sent the roast chicken to the dining table, and then he returned to the kitchen to help with the fruit.

Redondo's hand movements are very skilled, and as a bachelor who has grown up for a long time, he has good life skills.His movements still look very elegant, just like him, everything he does seems to be in order.But at this moment, he had a somewhat bad feeling in his heart. Guti's unexpected return, coupled with his avoidance of his own questions, seemed to indicate that something had happened, and it must be something bad.

Guti has been brewing for a long time, and finally when he finished handling the fruits, he gathered enough courage: "Well, I think I have fulfilled your entrustment, Natalia broke up with you." He paused Added another sentence: "In fact, she took the initiative to break up with you."

Redondo was taken aback, and after hearing Guti say that Natalia agreed to break up, he felt relieved at first, and then he was a little bit reluctant.Natalia was a good girl, and he was already thinking about starting a family with her, and he believed that she would make a good wife and mother.If it hadn't happened that he and Guti suddenly exchanged bodies, which made everything messed up, he wouldn't choose to break up with this girl.

But then Redondo's eyes became sharp, and he looked at Guti: "What did you do? Why did she initiate the breakup?"

His tone made the sensitive Guti sound particularly harsh. What did he do?

"You are still like this, always thinking that Fernando Redondo, who is high above, can never do wrong! It will always be us who do wrong! Do you really never do wrong? And do you think you can never do wrong? Is it possible to be dumped by the girl?"

Guti suddenly became eloquent. He never dared to refute in front of Redondo in the past. He was even a bit complacent, and now he was staring at Redondo fiercely like a wolf cub with fried fur.

Redondo was taken aback, he was a little uncomfortable with Guti like this, it seemed that all the Guti he met before were fake Guti.But he immediately retorted: "At least when facing you, I am correct most of the time!"

Guti's face turned pale, and he took Redondo's words as Redondo's mocking of his crazy star-chasing behavior.Now that he has woken up, he feels that he was possessed by an evil spirit in the past period of time, which is really embarrassing!

Seeing that Guti was suddenly depressed, Redondo regretted that what he said just now did not leave room for Guti.In fact, he didn't ridicule Guti, what he meant was that he was older than Guti and had experienced more things, so he must have made a much more correct choice than Guti, an inexperienced kid like him.

He opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.In fact, thinking about what Guti said was right, he was a little conceited and never felt that he had done anything wrong, so he didn't even know how to apologize.

Redondo quickly thought about how to apologize. Guti didn't want to talk to him for the time being, and the small kitchen space suddenly fell silent.

However, the sound of the microwave oven broke the silence here. The food that Redondo put in the microwave just now has been heated.

The two looked up at the same time, and then turned on the microwave at the same time, and then their hands touched each other.

The skin-to-skin blind date seemed to ease the atmosphere just now, and Redondo suddenly felt that it would be okay to say an apology: "I'm sorry, but you are actually right. I am not a perfect person, and I am even a person with many problems."

Guti tilted his head, then nodded solemnly: "You are right." He actually agreed with Redondo's statement.

Redondo laughed all of a sudden, and then Guti also laughed, and the atmosphere finally eased down.

The Christmas dinner for the two of them was ready. Although it was very simple and Guti bought it in a convenience store, it was still full of tables.

When the two came to the table, Guti handed a can of beer to Redondo, but Redondo waved his hand and refused.He curled his lips and picked up the red wine again: "The cheap stuff from the convenience store, let's just drink it, today is Christmas Eve."

Redondo refused again: "I don't drink."

"Today is Christmas Eve."

"Even on Christmas Eve, I don't drink alcohol. We are professional players, so we should arrange our diet correctly and reasonably. For example, if you bought a lot of food today, we should eat less..."

Guti simply rolled his eyes at Redondo: "Here it is again, no wonder Natalia wants to break up with you, if it were me, I wouldn't be able to bear it for the rest of my life!"

When Natalia was mentioned, Redondo became quiet. He picked up the glass in front of him and motioned Guti to pour him some red wine.

Guti raised his eyebrows, and poured him a glass of red wine maliciously.

The two sat opposite each other. Originally, Guti wanted to turn off the lights and find two candles to deal with power outages and light a candlelight Christmas dinner, but when he thought that the opposite was Redondo, he felt that it was very weird, so he simply Let's turn on the light.Wouldn't it really hurt your stomach to have a Christmas candlelight dinner with Redondo?

"Merry Christmas!" Guti raised his glass to Redondo.

"Merry Christmas!" Redondo also raised his glass, and then took a sip.

The two started to move, eating their somewhat late and humble Christmas dinner.

The dishes that Guti bought were very average, and the two of them had very picky mouths, so after a few bites, their interest in eating faded a lot.

At this time Redondo said: "Why did she break up?"

At that time, Guti was holding a piece of chicken in his mind while imagining the grilled chicken made by Maria, while preparing to put it in his mouth. Hearing what Redondo said, he simply put the piece of chicken that he had hated for a long time on the dinner plate. . "Let me ask you a question first. There are two movies coming out at the same time. One is the animated movie The Lion King and the other is the epic movie Braveheart. If it were you, which one would you choose?"

Redondo gave Guti a strange look, what kind of problem is this?

However, he still gave his own answer: "If I were to choose, I would choose Braveheart. That kind of epic movie will bring people a great sense of shock, and it will also make people have a deep understanding of history and the future." Reflect and think."

"Sure enough!" Guti snapped his fingers, he is really lucky for Natalia now, this girl's choice is really wise!

Redondo looked at him: "I want to know what this choice has to do with my breakup with Natalia?"

"Would you believe me if I said that you were dumped because of watching movies?" Guti looked at Redondo with malice in his eyes, and now he felt that it was not a good idea to tell Redondo how he was dumped. This is an embarrassing thing, there is something exciting to watch!

Redondo shook his head decisively, how is it possible?Natalia is a gentle and sensible girl, how could she break up with herself over such trivial issues as watching movies?

Guti saw Redondo's disbelief at a glance, and he simply told the story of getting along with Natalia today: "...she said that she didn't want to regret in the future, and she didn't want to compromise for love, Abandoned herself. Watching a movie is just a small thing, but it adds up, and if there are many such small things together, her life will be ruined."

Redondo has been listening carefully to Guti's narration. At first, he didn't take it seriously. Although he claimed to be a gentleman, he couldn't be a gentleman when he was dumped by a woman.But after listening and hearing, at last he fell silent, and perhaps Natalia was right.

Looking at Redondo's silence, Guti felt that he still had to say something, just as his last incidental service as the witness of the end of Guti and Natalia's love. "Actually, Natalia loves you, but she doesn't have the confidence to spend the rest of her life with you. She is afraid that she will become ugly, so she would rather break up with you now. She wants to leave the best memories in your heart. This also shows that you He is indeed a very attractive man!"

Speaking of this, Guti stopped strangely. He didn't know whether to complain about himself or Redondo at this time. Isn't he a victim of Redondo's charm?Speaking of which, Natalia who chose Redondo as her boyfriend and him who chose Redondo as her idol really have a common language.Guti felt that if he hadn't been wearing Redondo's skin now, he would definitely find ways to become friends with Natalia. This girl was too much for him.

After hearing Guti's words, Redondo laughed at himself and said, "Yes, I am an attractive man!"

To some extent, he still can't accept that he was dumped, although he can understand Natalia's reason for breaking up.But he really wanted to ask Natalia face to face, is he such an unreasonable and incommunicable man?Since Natalia felt that they had problems getting along, why didn't they bring it up and let them have a good communication together?

Seeing Redondo's appearance, Guti didn't know how to relieve him, since he had no experience of being dumped.But he seems to have experience in persuading a broken lover. When Raul was broken in love, what did he do?

Redondo, who was trying to regain his composure, suddenly had something in front of him, which was a can of beer.

Guti boldly opened a can of beer: "Drink more when you are broken in love, get yourself drunk, and turn the page when you wake up, everything is a new beginning!" He drank two gulps of beer while talking.

"Speaking as if you are very experienced." Redondo said angrily, but for the first time he felt that the alcohol he hated was very useful at this time, so he also drank like Guti.

"I'm very experienced. Raul used to ask me to drink when he was in love. Once that guy got drunk and went crazy. He almost kissed me, but I kicked him away!" Guti was not polite at all. He exposed the dark history of his best friend, but he immediately looked at Redondo vigilantly: "You won't go crazy with alcohol, come and kiss me too?"

"Don't worry, I'd rather kiss that roast chicken than kiss you!" Redondo said with a look of disdain, the expression on his face seemed to be a lot more after turning into Guti.

"Cut, I look much better than a roast chicken!" Guti boasted unceremoniously.

Probably Guti's gag played a role, Redondo was in a better mood, he simply picked up cans of beer and drank one can after another, and then drank up the red wine. In the end, both of them were very drunk. Save manpower.

The next day was Christmas, and Guti kicked off the day with Zheng Xiang, who was sleeping under the table, being kicked awake by Redondo.

"You stink from drinking too much alcohol, go take a shower!" Redondo who has been cleaned said a little bit rudely and disgusted, as if the Redondo who was drunk last night was talking nonsense at all does not exist.

"Tch, I kindly help you through the depression period of being dumped." Guti muttered in a low voice and got up, and now he saw that Redondo was in a mess, ruthless with his chest pulled up, and he didn't recognize anyone when he pulled up his pants The feeling of a heartless man.

The author has something to say: The Christmas two-person world of two people (big mistake!) has been achieved!Does this count as an increase in favorability?

I really want to write, two people get drunk and have sex beep beep beep beep beep after drinking, and then either get together and end the full text of the ending, or end the full text of the ending without seeing each other forever.Believe me, this is a very newspaper idea for an African.