[football] dislocation

Redondo claims to be a strong-willed person, even if he faced the failure of the Argentine team in the US World Cup, or was he excluded from the national team since then, and even exchanged identities with Guti. He also faced it calmly without blinking.

However, when he heard the words of the little bastard Guti in front of him today, he was somewhat touched in his heart.Even if he is as strong as him, sometimes he needs the support of others.

"Thank you." Redondo thought for a while, and thanked Guti who was grinning and inspecting the wound.

Guti was checking the injuries on his body. Fortunately, when the two of them were fighting, they still remembered Hierro's instructions, and they didn't hit their faces harshly.But Guti still felt strange, obviously he and Redondo had swapped bodies, how could that guy Redondo still use his fist to hit such a ruthless force.The ribs that felt bursts of pain were clearly reminding Guti of this question.

Now that he heard Redondo's thanks, Guti couldn't care less about continuing to check the injury.He glanced at Redondo in surprise, God, Redondo actually said thank you to him, why didn't he prepare a Walkman to record this sentence just now?

Although he swore all day long that he had lost his fans, Guti still cared a lot about Redondo. It was rare to hear a thank you from Redondo, and he suddenly felt elated.

However, when Guti imitated Redondo, he seemed to have learned his awkwardness.

He tilted his head and said with a nonchalant expression: "I beat that guy because of myself, you know I'm 'Redondo' now. When he said that, he was talking about me!" Finally he looked at Redondo, "I'm not for you! Don't be sentimental!"

Redondo has confirmed one thing now, that is to stay in the same space as Guti, the first thing to do is to sew the guy's mouth shut with a needle and thread, otherwise it will take less than 10 minutes, and you will I have the urge to punch him.Now his faint gratitude to Guti a second ago has been swept away, and all that remains is how to stop his urge to clenched his hands into a fist and punch him.

Guti didn't care about Redondo's thoughts, he was very happy in his heart, what Redondo said still made him happy, if he was a dog, he would already be wagging his tail proudly at this moment.

"I'm hungry." Guti rubbed his stomach and looked at Redondo pitifully. He didn't know whether his stomach was hit just now or because of hunger. In short, it was just uncomfortable.

Redondo sighed, then got up from the floor: "I'll cook for you."

During the period of living with Guti, Redondo took over the kitchen of Guti's house.

This is also a helpless move. He and Guti are two bachelors. Except for Dolores occasionally coming to cook, they can only do it themselves or go out to eat.

Redondo is older than Guti, and has been a bachelor longer than him, and he is still in a foreign country, so he can still cook some meals.

Compared with him, Guti, a young bachelor, is much worse at cooking.He can do very little, but it still makes Redondo sigh.

For example, Guti can make fried eggs, but after making fried eggs, he must use ketchup to paint on the fried eggs.Looking at those childish smiling faces or other works similar to children's graffiti, Redondo felt that his appetite had been defeated.

On the contrary, Guti didn't care, and every time he made fried eggs happily, and then used the fried eggs as a canvas.

Finally, Redondo couldn't stand this guy's overly rich artistic talents, so he asked him to learn a few home-cooked dishes, so as to save himself from starving to death.

Guti didn't care too much: "Isn't there a restaurant? Besides, I can make girlfriends and let them cook for me."

"Are you sure your girlfriends will be able to cook?" Redon said thoughtfully that Guti himself is like a child who hasn't grown up, and the girlfriends he made are probably younger and more immature than him.

Unexpectedly, Guti gave an answer: "So I only look for a girlfriend who is older than me and can take care of me."

Redondo was a little speechless. Is this guy looking for a girlfriend, or is he planning to find a mother for himself?

Guti said enthusiastically at the time: "I want to find a girlfriend who is older than me, and I want to raise chickens and sheep in my yard, so that I can have fresh eggs and goat milk, um, do you want to come again? A fish pond?"

"You support yourself first and then talk about it." At that time, Redondo finally said so dryly.

Since then, when Redondo cooks, he will also bring an extra portion for Guti. In just a few days, Guti has developed the habit of asking Redondo to feed him when he does not go out to eat.Even if the two of them were fighting fiercely one moment ago, he could ask Redondo for food the next moment.

Lei Dongdu went to cook in a bitter haha. In fact, he was also injured, but when he saw Guti making that puppy expression with his eyes, he felt that he should hurry up to cook and feed this stupid dog. alright.

Watching the back of Redondo cooking, Guti simply lay on the floor with his legs crossed and started humming.Now he finds that his goal can be set wider, from finding a girlfriend who is older than himself to finding a roommate who can cook better than himself.

Redondo's movements were swift, and he came back with the food soon.When he saw that Guti was still lying on the ground, he still had the heart to beat Erlang's legs and hum, so he was so angry that he kicked him over. "Get up and eat."

Guti rubbed his kicked butt and slowly got up. He glanced at the food made by Redondo, and then complained with some dissatisfaction: "Why is it spaghetti again?" Redondo's craftsmanship is better than his, but It seems that he has a soft spot for pasta, and cooks five meals, three of which are this.

"It's good to eat something, how about you cook it yourself?" Redondo glanced at him and said quietly.

Guti resolutely remained silent.

The two of them sat on the sofa watching TV and ate pasta. The atmosphere was very good, not at all like a fight just now.

They were looking at a sports news report that happened to mention the Madrid derby.

Guti touched his chin and watched the scene on the screen where he punched Simeone. Well, he was quite handsome at the time.

Seeing Guti staring at the TV screen fiercely, Redondo thought he was a little scared and worried about the follow-up of the matter.

"Don't worry, you heard Mr. Valdano's speech at the post-match press conference, as well as the words of the club's press officer. The attitude of the coach and the club is very clear. The only thing to worry about now is that your red card He will be suspended for a few games." After all, Redondo has been in the football field longer than Guti, and he slowly explained to Guti the situation he might face.

"Cut, I don't care." Guti replied bluntly. In fact, he was still a little worried. Being able to play, especially at the Bernabeu, would be addictive. He had his first game, and he began to look forward to it. The next game is up.If he gets suspended, or even gets some other punishment that prevents him from playing again, he's going to be crazy.

After a pause, Guti became intoxicated again: "Actually, I punched quite handsomely today."

Redondo wanted to roll his eyes a little bit, this guy Guti really remembers to eat but not to fight. "With this time, you might as well train your defense more. Your defense today is really not enough for Simeone."

Guti stuck out his tongue at him and said nothing, but he did listen to what Redondo said, and he planned to strengthen defensive training from tomorrow.He has already tasted the sweetness of Redondo's strong body, and feels that defense is sometimes very interesting.

Because they had just experienced a Madrid derby, the players got a day off the next day.Because Raul was worried about Guti, he couldn't sleep at home all night last night, so he ran to Guti's house early in the morning.

Raul always thought that Guti would be repaired by Redondo at his home yesterday, but when he came to Guti's house, he saw the two people sitting together for breakfast.

"Yo, you're here? I made fried eggs, so you're lucky." Guti brought an fried egg to Raul as he spoke.

Raul looked down at the smiling face on the fried egg that looked like a supermarket logo, and was a little dazed. Didn't these two fight?

He took a closer look at the two people who were eating their breakfast calmly and helping each other pass things. There were no injuries on their faces, and the atmosphere was very harmonious, so they really didn't fight?Are you worrying for nothing?

"Raul, why are you getting more and more stupid?" Guti put a plate of fruit in front of Raul, and he said sarcastically, "Didn't you meet that Fernando recently and be infected by that guy's stupidity?" ?”

"That Fernando" refers to Fernando Morientes, Raul's national teammate.After Raul met Morientes for the first time in the national youth team, they fell in love at first sight and became very good friends.Once Morientes came to Madrid to see Raúl, Guti also met him by the way, which made Guti a bit uneasy. The two people were really too sticky, making him a bit redundant.

Raul choked on Guti, well, he had to admit that Morientes was really stupid.It was Redondo who helped him out, and Redondo stuffed a piece of orange into Guti's mouth: "Eat quickly, after eating, go to training."

Guti held an orange in his mouth, blinked his eyes, looked at Redondo, then at Raul, and snorted proudly.Hmph, sure enough Redondo likes Raul the most, it's really partial!

The follow-up treatment of the red card came out soon. The Spanish Football Association announced that "Redondo" and Simeone were suspended for three games and one game respectively because of the violence on the court.

Three games can be regarded as a penalty that is neither light nor heavy. Fortunately, for the talented Real Madrid, they still have a way to solve the loss of "Redondo"'s absence.

Of course, this is a good opportunity for Redondo, but he has to continue to refine Guti's defense. After all, Guti's defense is still at the elementary school level in his opinion.

But before Redondo trained Guti well, he encountered his first big trouble after becoming "Guti".

Redondo asked the makeup artist to smear his face with some expressionless expression. He silently stared at the more handsome Guti's face in the mirror after putting on makeup, and then swore in his heart that he would beat Guti up when he went back.

The author has something to say: red card suspension, someone needs to train defense well.Then poor Dong Ge is going to be a model, play in a band, and have a rich and colorful spare time life, and of course he is about to play.

Tomorrow we will continue the daily life of mushrooms, and they are about to fight again.

finally--

Fourteen: In order to change back, I found a lot of ancient books.

Brother Dong: What ancient books? (I must have met a fake Guti, how could he read ancient books?)

Fourteen: Grimm's fairy tale, the frog prince is good, we already have the prince Dong Ge: Then there is still a frog missing, why don't you come?