When the male anchor is lonely, he cooks
Chapter 38 Rollover
The third kiss lasted extraordinarily long, so long that Wen Le had returned from doubting life to normal thinking.
such as:
Did the chicken or the egg come first?
If everything is possible, is there anything impossible?
If someone is born deaf, what language does he use when he talks to himself?
……
Similar paradoxical problems that he had seen before all popped up at once.
Wen Le felt that his brain might have entered the water, and there was a fish in it, swimming around, swimming around.
It wasn't until his face was pinched that he woke up as if from a dream.
"Promise me?"
Waking up at that moment, Wen Le was a little dazed.What did Xing Zhou ask himself to promise him?
After recovering from his panting, he finally smelled an indescribable aroma, he couldn't help but lean close to Yu Xingzhou and sniff it, wishing he could indulge in it right away.
Xingzhou is so pretty, and he speaks very softly, otherwise I would agree.Thinking like this, he couldn't help but wanted to nod in agreement.
The charming fragrance made his thoughts a little slow, and he was about to say yes, but his hand was suddenly scratched by the cat.
The stinging pain made Wen Le wake up instantly. After realizing what he almost did just now, he almost wanted to find a hole to bury himself in.
He pushed Yu Xingzhou away and picked up his two cats.
"It seems to be raining, I'll go back to collect my clothes first." He said, without waiting for an answer, he opened the door and got out of the car.
Looking at the sun hanging high in the sky, Yu Xingzhou touched his lower lip and watched the man disappear into the corner of the street.
……
Wen Le hugged the cat and went home without stopping.
Lying on his back on his bed, looking at the ceiling, he couldn't calm down no matter what.
However, the wechat message sounded again, and Yu Xingzhou asked him if he was home and if his clothes were packed. Wen Le was so embarrassed that he didn't want to reply to him.
He threw the phone aside, and he went straight into the space.
He found Xiao Ye Zi, "Do you know what happened to me?" He briefly talked about what happened.
"Aroma?" Little Leaf fluttered her wings, "That's your scent when you're mature enough to bear fruit."
Wen Le sighed, "But I'm a human being, so I don't need results. When will this strange smell disappear?"
As long as this fragrance is still there, he will definitely be watched by cats and dogs nearby when he goes out, and accosted by strangers passing by. Unless he stays at home and does not go out, he will definitely encounter these things.But he couldn't really stay at home all the time.
Xiao Ye Zi was puzzled, "Only when you exude a mature aura, can you find your other half and continue your new life. Don't you want an offspring?"
"Offspring!" Wen Le was taken aback, "I'm not married yet."
"Besides, I don't need this messy aroma at all when I'm looking for a partner."
Xiao Yeye asked back, "But only creatures that are close to the estrus period will be stimulated to mature by the halo, and the same is true for you, Lele."
It flew up to Wen Le's eyes, and simply asked, "Why are you refusing to continue your life when your estrus period is over?"
Wen Le's face turned red, "I told you that human beings don't have estrus, so hurry up and get rid of that strange smell on me."
"You humans are too strange." Xiao Yezi said helplessly, "The smell on your body is already very weak, and it will disappear in half a day at most."
Wen Le was still worried, "It disappeared this time, so there shouldn't be any more?"
"Yeah, as long as you don't meet me next time when I'm mature." Xiao Yezi said.
Wen Le finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about what happened in the car, he couldn't help asking.
"Do you know why I smell other people's fragrance?"
During the third kiss, Yu Xingzhou seemed to become extremely attractive. The indescribable aroma tempted him to almost agree to everything. Looking back now, it felt like he was possessed at that time.
"Others?" Xiao Yezi was a little confused, "Is he mature too?"
Thinking of Yu Xingzhou's wide shoulders, long legs, long waist and smooth waistline, Wen Le nodded while covering his nose.
"But he's not Lele you, how could he have a fragrance?" Xiao Yezi frowned, a little puzzled.
Suddenly, it had a flash of inspiration and thought of something.
"Lele, did you exchange juice with that person?" it asked.
Wen Le seemed to know it again, "I didn't expect you to be such a little leaf." He actually said the word juice so naturally, and he looked like an experienced veteran.
"What?" Xiao Yezi pouted, "Didn't Lele kiss that person?"
Those three kisses immediately appeared in Wen Le's mind, and the aftertaste that had sunk deep in his mind rose again.
He shook his head quickly, "What are you kissing, I'm a decent person."
Xiao Ye Zi didn't believe it, "Impossible, if it wasn't for the exchange of juice, how could you smell his breath?"
It looked at Wen Le, "You must have exchanged juice and still not admit it."
Wen Le raised his head and didn't look at it, scratched his head, turned around and left, "Oh, it's getting late. I have to go out to start a live broadcast, I'll go first, little leaf, you work hard."
As soon as he finished speaking, the person disappeared into the space.
Back in the room, the two cats stuck together again, Wen Le actually believed what Xiao Yezi said.He wasn't too addicted to the first kiss at the beginning, but after the second and third kisses, he could gradually smell the fragrance.
Thinking of this, my body started to feel hot again.He hasn't replied to the WeChat message Yu Xingzhou sent. He is afraid that when he thinks of this name, he will think of the three kisses in the car.
"I can't think about it anymore." He rushed into the bathroom and washed his face with cold water, "It's time to start a live broadcast to calm down."
Today, the viewers who were bored watching Jinjiang's live broadcast suddenly saw an open live broadcast room on the homepage.
A familiar old audience jumped in and said hello.
[I can see two or two again, it’s really early today. ]
Wen Le waved his hand and said with a smile: "I counted, everyone should be hungry."
The barrage responded one after another.
[That's right, I just ate a meal, and I've almost finished digesting it now. ]
[What are you doing delicious today? ]
Wen Le held a small toothbrush, his white teeth dazzled his eyes.
"Guess what I'm going to cook today?"
[I don't guess, why are you smiling so ripplingly today?Are you secretly doing bad things behind our backs? ]
[What I wanted to say just now, I don’t know why I always feel that today’s Liangliang seems to have reached a new level of handsomeness. Hearing the analysis upstairs, he really did something bad. ]
[Who is the bad thing?I don't allow you to fuck him in twos, come at me for anything! ]
Wen Le looked at the screen speechlessly, and decided to skip this topic.
"I also think I'm a little more handsome. The classmate who pointed it out for me, I must praise you for your good eyesight."
"Okay, I can already predict that there will be a large barrage of bullet screens coming out in a while." He took out a basin of white shellfish, and brushed it carefully with a small toothbrush, "You guys are going to say again, oh, this There is no one else that the anchor looks so handsome when he looks like a white baby."
[Hmph, everyone listen to me, absolutely don't boast two or two, let him be embarrassed for a while by himself hahaha. ]
[Oh, there is really no one who looks so good-looking when he is painted white by the anchor. ]
[23333 I read the words upstairs twice before I understood hahaha. ]
Wen Le sighed helplessly, talking to the two cats wrapped around his feet.
"Ah Huang, tell me why my fans are so arrogant. They want to praise me for being handsome, but they still try their best to hold back. I feel sorry for them too."
The audience was stimulated by what he said, and they rushed to scroll through the bullet screen one by one.
[Since you have said this in two or two, I originally wanted to praise you, but I am a tsundere, so I will not praise you today. ]
[Is this the stage of daily shameless boasting again?Have you forgotten how innocent, lovely and charming you were back then?Where did the couple who would blush when the audience praised them back then? ]
[I feel sorry for Bai Gloves and Ah Huang, there must be such a shameless master, I must have been wronged usually. ]
[Sigh, it's all to blame for Jinjiang's big dye vat. Two of us, a pair of green youngsters, have only stayed here for a few years, and have become old oily people like Xiaofengzi in the game area next door. ]
[Ah, hey, did the upstairs goof off on Xiao Fengzi just now? Hahaha, I just want to say that Hei is pretty. ]
Seeing that the building was about to go crooked, Wen Le had no choice but to interrupt.
"Actually, Xiao Fengzi is very juicy, please don't insult him." But he was always laughing when he said it, which was really not convincing.
[Two or two, you actually said that he is juicy hahaha, I can’t do it anymore, I’m going to Xiao Fengzi to tell him. ]
[Two Liang, do you have any misunderstanding about the word Shui Ling? Even if you have a deep friendship with Xiao Fengzi, you can't just insult the word Shui Ling. ]
[Hahaha I'm back, just now someone in Xiaofengzi's live broadcast studio told him to praise him two or two, and he also praised us two or two in return. ]
[Don't get stuck upstairs, which word is it, you hurry up and say it? ]
Wen Le was also a little curious after brushing Baibei, he asked, "What did Xiao Fengzi praise me for?"
The audience who came back from Xiaofengzi's live broadcast room began to post barrage.
[Ha ha ha let me laugh for a while. ]
[Upstairs, be serious, that's obviously a good word, let's use the barrage to tell a couple of his general image in the eyes of his friends. ]
[Upstairs are all bad, two or two, let me tell you what that word Xiao Fengzi praised you in the live broadcast room just now. ]
Looking around, the barrage is full of suffocation, each of them is deliberately picking up their appetite, but they are stuck at the last sentence and refuse to say it.
Wen Le put the toothbrush aside, and poured all the cleaned white shellfish into the cauldron of boiling water.
When he was free, he spread his hands and asked, "You guys are talking about what it is."
[Hmph, I won't say it, who told you to be a donkey, now you know it's urgent?Don't rush to coax people, they will tell you when they are in a good mood. ]
[Upstairs you spoke my heart, so I still... I'd better tell you hahaha, if I don't take this opportunity to win over my heart, I'm an idiot hahaha. ]
[Upstairs, you are so treacherous, you actually took this opportunity to ask for credit, it is too unreserved, this kind of thing should be done by me. ]
[23333 Enough is enough for you guys. I haven’t said anything for a long time. Didn’t you see that Liangliang has gone to sharpen his knife? Be careful of being made into a vegetable and put in a frying pan. ]
[Mengxin is trembling, I'd better tell Liangliang, just now Xiao Fengzi praised Liangliang in the live broadcast room that you are very virtuous. ]
The knife in Wen Le's hand flicked, and the light from the back of the knife flashed onto the camera. At that moment, everyone in the live broadcast room saw the flash of white light, and a burst of murderous aura rushed towards their faces.
[Baby Ben falls back in fright. ]
[I was also shocked (shivering.jpg), I wondered if I entered the wrong live broadcast room, everyone told me, this is really a gourmet live broadcast room, right? ]
[Touch the dog's head upstairs, my sister tells you, it's not wrong, this is really a gourmet live broadcast room. ]
[Then why is the food anchor so cruel? I was so scared that I almost threw my phone away in class just now. ]
[This is a good question, newcomer, I recommend you go to the forum to search for this post—(The martial arts trick used by the gourmet anchor Erliang in those years)]
The viewers who were new to the pit were taken aback by the old fans in the live broadcast room, and inexplicably had a feeling of admiration for Wen Le.
Holding a kitchen knife, Wen Le stood tall, trying his best to look masculine and handsome.
He asked, "Just now I seem to have misunderstood a word. Some of you said that Xiao Fengzi praised me for being virtuous. Is this true?"
[It's true, just now Xiao Fengzi said it himself, and several brothers over there heard it. ]
Wen Le let go of his hand, and the tip of the knife fell on the cutting board. The whole body of the knife stood upright like a mirror, and the cold light flashed, which was a little scary.
[Ha, haha, the upstairs was talking nonsense just now, none of us have heard the word virtuous, really, not at all. ]
such as:
Did the chicken or the egg come first?
If everything is possible, is there anything impossible?
If someone is born deaf, what language does he use when he talks to himself?
……
Similar paradoxical problems that he had seen before all popped up at once.
Wen Le felt that his brain might have entered the water, and there was a fish in it, swimming around, swimming around.
It wasn't until his face was pinched that he woke up as if from a dream.
"Promise me?"
Waking up at that moment, Wen Le was a little dazed.What did Xing Zhou ask himself to promise him?
After recovering from his panting, he finally smelled an indescribable aroma, he couldn't help but lean close to Yu Xingzhou and sniff it, wishing he could indulge in it right away.
Xingzhou is so pretty, and he speaks very softly, otherwise I would agree.Thinking like this, he couldn't help but wanted to nod in agreement.
The charming fragrance made his thoughts a little slow, and he was about to say yes, but his hand was suddenly scratched by the cat.
The stinging pain made Wen Le wake up instantly. After realizing what he almost did just now, he almost wanted to find a hole to bury himself in.
He pushed Yu Xingzhou away and picked up his two cats.
"It seems to be raining, I'll go back to collect my clothes first." He said, without waiting for an answer, he opened the door and got out of the car.
Looking at the sun hanging high in the sky, Yu Xingzhou touched his lower lip and watched the man disappear into the corner of the street.
……
Wen Le hugged the cat and went home without stopping.
Lying on his back on his bed, looking at the ceiling, he couldn't calm down no matter what.
However, the wechat message sounded again, and Yu Xingzhou asked him if he was home and if his clothes were packed. Wen Le was so embarrassed that he didn't want to reply to him.
He threw the phone aside, and he went straight into the space.
He found Xiao Ye Zi, "Do you know what happened to me?" He briefly talked about what happened.
"Aroma?" Little Leaf fluttered her wings, "That's your scent when you're mature enough to bear fruit."
Wen Le sighed, "But I'm a human being, so I don't need results. When will this strange smell disappear?"
As long as this fragrance is still there, he will definitely be watched by cats and dogs nearby when he goes out, and accosted by strangers passing by. Unless he stays at home and does not go out, he will definitely encounter these things.But he couldn't really stay at home all the time.
Xiao Ye Zi was puzzled, "Only when you exude a mature aura, can you find your other half and continue your new life. Don't you want an offspring?"
"Offspring!" Wen Le was taken aback, "I'm not married yet."
"Besides, I don't need this messy aroma at all when I'm looking for a partner."
Xiao Yeye asked back, "But only creatures that are close to the estrus period will be stimulated to mature by the halo, and the same is true for you, Lele."
It flew up to Wen Le's eyes, and simply asked, "Why are you refusing to continue your life when your estrus period is over?"
Wen Le's face turned red, "I told you that human beings don't have estrus, so hurry up and get rid of that strange smell on me."
"You humans are too strange." Xiao Yezi said helplessly, "The smell on your body is already very weak, and it will disappear in half a day at most."
Wen Le was still worried, "It disappeared this time, so there shouldn't be any more?"
"Yeah, as long as you don't meet me next time when I'm mature." Xiao Yezi said.
Wen Le finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking about what happened in the car, he couldn't help asking.
"Do you know why I smell other people's fragrance?"
During the third kiss, Yu Xingzhou seemed to become extremely attractive. The indescribable aroma tempted him to almost agree to everything. Looking back now, it felt like he was possessed at that time.
"Others?" Xiao Yezi was a little confused, "Is he mature too?"
Thinking of Yu Xingzhou's wide shoulders, long legs, long waist and smooth waistline, Wen Le nodded while covering his nose.
"But he's not Lele you, how could he have a fragrance?" Xiao Yezi frowned, a little puzzled.
Suddenly, it had a flash of inspiration and thought of something.
"Lele, did you exchange juice with that person?" it asked.
Wen Le seemed to know it again, "I didn't expect you to be such a little leaf." He actually said the word juice so naturally, and he looked like an experienced veteran.
"What?" Xiao Yezi pouted, "Didn't Lele kiss that person?"
Those three kisses immediately appeared in Wen Le's mind, and the aftertaste that had sunk deep in his mind rose again.
He shook his head quickly, "What are you kissing, I'm a decent person."
Xiao Ye Zi didn't believe it, "Impossible, if it wasn't for the exchange of juice, how could you smell his breath?"
It looked at Wen Le, "You must have exchanged juice and still not admit it."
Wen Le raised his head and didn't look at it, scratched his head, turned around and left, "Oh, it's getting late. I have to go out to start a live broadcast, I'll go first, little leaf, you work hard."
As soon as he finished speaking, the person disappeared into the space.
Back in the room, the two cats stuck together again, Wen Le actually believed what Xiao Yezi said.He wasn't too addicted to the first kiss at the beginning, but after the second and third kisses, he could gradually smell the fragrance.
Thinking of this, my body started to feel hot again.He hasn't replied to the WeChat message Yu Xingzhou sent. He is afraid that when he thinks of this name, he will think of the three kisses in the car.
"I can't think about it anymore." He rushed into the bathroom and washed his face with cold water, "It's time to start a live broadcast to calm down."
Today, the viewers who were bored watching Jinjiang's live broadcast suddenly saw an open live broadcast room on the homepage.
A familiar old audience jumped in and said hello.
[I can see two or two again, it’s really early today. ]
Wen Le waved his hand and said with a smile: "I counted, everyone should be hungry."
The barrage responded one after another.
[That's right, I just ate a meal, and I've almost finished digesting it now. ]
[What are you doing delicious today? ]
Wen Le held a small toothbrush, his white teeth dazzled his eyes.
"Guess what I'm going to cook today?"
[I don't guess, why are you smiling so ripplingly today?Are you secretly doing bad things behind our backs? ]
[What I wanted to say just now, I don’t know why I always feel that today’s Liangliang seems to have reached a new level of handsomeness. Hearing the analysis upstairs, he really did something bad. ]
[Who is the bad thing?I don't allow you to fuck him in twos, come at me for anything! ]
Wen Le looked at the screen speechlessly, and decided to skip this topic.
"I also think I'm a little more handsome. The classmate who pointed it out for me, I must praise you for your good eyesight."
"Okay, I can already predict that there will be a large barrage of bullet screens coming out in a while." He took out a basin of white shellfish, and brushed it carefully with a small toothbrush, "You guys are going to say again, oh, this There is no one else that the anchor looks so handsome when he looks like a white baby."
[Hmph, everyone listen to me, absolutely don't boast two or two, let him be embarrassed for a while by himself hahaha. ]
[Oh, there is really no one who looks so good-looking when he is painted white by the anchor. ]
[23333 I read the words upstairs twice before I understood hahaha. ]
Wen Le sighed helplessly, talking to the two cats wrapped around his feet.
"Ah Huang, tell me why my fans are so arrogant. They want to praise me for being handsome, but they still try their best to hold back. I feel sorry for them too."
The audience was stimulated by what he said, and they rushed to scroll through the bullet screen one by one.
[Since you have said this in two or two, I originally wanted to praise you, but I am a tsundere, so I will not praise you today. ]
[Is this the stage of daily shameless boasting again?Have you forgotten how innocent, lovely and charming you were back then?Where did the couple who would blush when the audience praised them back then? ]
[I feel sorry for Bai Gloves and Ah Huang, there must be such a shameless master, I must have been wronged usually. ]
[Sigh, it's all to blame for Jinjiang's big dye vat. Two of us, a pair of green youngsters, have only stayed here for a few years, and have become old oily people like Xiaofengzi in the game area next door. ]
[Ah, hey, did the upstairs goof off on Xiao Fengzi just now? Hahaha, I just want to say that Hei is pretty. ]
Seeing that the building was about to go crooked, Wen Le had no choice but to interrupt.
"Actually, Xiao Fengzi is very juicy, please don't insult him." But he was always laughing when he said it, which was really not convincing.
[Two or two, you actually said that he is juicy hahaha, I can’t do it anymore, I’m going to Xiao Fengzi to tell him. ]
[Two Liang, do you have any misunderstanding about the word Shui Ling? Even if you have a deep friendship with Xiao Fengzi, you can't just insult the word Shui Ling. ]
[Hahaha I'm back, just now someone in Xiaofengzi's live broadcast studio told him to praise him two or two, and he also praised us two or two in return. ]
[Don't get stuck upstairs, which word is it, you hurry up and say it? ]
Wen Le was also a little curious after brushing Baibei, he asked, "What did Xiao Fengzi praise me for?"
The audience who came back from Xiaofengzi's live broadcast room began to post barrage.
[Ha ha ha let me laugh for a while. ]
[Upstairs, be serious, that's obviously a good word, let's use the barrage to tell a couple of his general image in the eyes of his friends. ]
[Upstairs are all bad, two or two, let me tell you what that word Xiao Fengzi praised you in the live broadcast room just now. ]
Looking around, the barrage is full of suffocation, each of them is deliberately picking up their appetite, but they are stuck at the last sentence and refuse to say it.
Wen Le put the toothbrush aside, and poured all the cleaned white shellfish into the cauldron of boiling water.
When he was free, he spread his hands and asked, "You guys are talking about what it is."
[Hmph, I won't say it, who told you to be a donkey, now you know it's urgent?Don't rush to coax people, they will tell you when they are in a good mood. ]
[Upstairs you spoke my heart, so I still... I'd better tell you hahaha, if I don't take this opportunity to win over my heart, I'm an idiot hahaha. ]
[Upstairs, you are so treacherous, you actually took this opportunity to ask for credit, it is too unreserved, this kind of thing should be done by me. ]
[23333 Enough is enough for you guys. I haven’t said anything for a long time. Didn’t you see that Liangliang has gone to sharpen his knife? Be careful of being made into a vegetable and put in a frying pan. ]
[Mengxin is trembling, I'd better tell Liangliang, just now Xiao Fengzi praised Liangliang in the live broadcast room that you are very virtuous. ]
The knife in Wen Le's hand flicked, and the light from the back of the knife flashed onto the camera. At that moment, everyone in the live broadcast room saw the flash of white light, and a burst of murderous aura rushed towards their faces.
[Baby Ben falls back in fright. ]
[I was also shocked (shivering.jpg), I wondered if I entered the wrong live broadcast room, everyone told me, this is really a gourmet live broadcast room, right? ]
[Touch the dog's head upstairs, my sister tells you, it's not wrong, this is really a gourmet live broadcast room. ]
[Then why is the food anchor so cruel? I was so scared that I almost threw my phone away in class just now. ]
[This is a good question, newcomer, I recommend you go to the forum to search for this post—(The martial arts trick used by the gourmet anchor Erliang in those years)]
The viewers who were new to the pit were taken aback by the old fans in the live broadcast room, and inexplicably had a feeling of admiration for Wen Le.
Holding a kitchen knife, Wen Le stood tall, trying his best to look masculine and handsome.
He asked, "Just now I seem to have misunderstood a word. Some of you said that Xiao Fengzi praised me for being virtuous. Is this true?"
[It's true, just now Xiao Fengzi said it himself, and several brothers over there heard it. ]
Wen Le let go of his hand, and the tip of the knife fell on the cutting board. The whole body of the knife stood upright like a mirror, and the cold light flashed, which was a little scary.
[Ha, haha, the upstairs was talking nonsense just now, none of us have heard the word virtuous, really, not at all. ]
You'll Also Like
-
What’s the matter? Can’t a love rival become your wife?
Chapter 323 7 hours ago -
Yu-Gi-Oh, but I'm the only one playing with the Pendulum?
Chapter 48 7 hours ago -
Villain: The Forbidden Zone Emperor's Son! Sleeping for Ten Thousand Years to Break the Divine
Chapter 60 7 hours ago -
Honkai Impact 3: Yulandel's Beloved Brother
Chapter 224 7 hours ago -
Naruto: I am in Uchiha, I can extract entries
Chapter 151 7 hours ago -
After rebirth, the heirs of the small wealthy families took control
Chapter 177 1 days ago -
Surprise! The villain is my brother, stay calm!
Chapter 280 1 days ago -
Being urged to get married, she got married with the heir of a wealthy family in seconds
Chapter 207 1 days ago -
Rebirth System: Cultivating Villains
Chapter 353 1 days ago -
Armor: This system is super protective
Chapter 169 1 days ago