When the male anchor is lonely, he cooks

Netizens summed up Wen Le's three criteria for finding a partner, and Yu Xingzhou felt that he had almost met the criteria.

Although the last one could not do cross talk or tell jokes, he reached two-thirds. Based on the total score of [-], he has passed.

Seeing that there were still many people on the barrage posting messages asking for flirting and asking for marriage, Yu Xingzhou ordered a thousand sets of super lollipops in one go.

His barrage flashed on the screen.

[Three standards have been met (smile). ]

The high-bright flash barrage unique to advanced VIP users flickered non-stop, and disappeared after a long time.

Those fans who posted bullet chat just now saying that they would go to Deyun Club to learn from a teacher are not happy.Now that they are starting to flirt in front of them, how can they marry Erliang when they come back from their studies?

[Hey, let’s leave everyone, Brother Y is running for election, let’s stop being cannon fodder. ]

[I don't believe it, maybe brother Y is not as good-looking as me, I think there is still a chance. ]

[Upstairs is full of self-confidence, by the way, why didn't the headmaster of fans jump out to have a showdown with Brother Y? ]

[Show it off hahahaha, this word is simply poisonous, and the three of them will be in an instant. ]

[The headmaster disappears at the critical moment, so let's just revoke his position as the fan leader. ]

[The upstairs wants to usurp the throne?How can you do such a thing, hurry up and bring me with you. ]

When Yu Xingzhou gave the lollipop before, Luo Zixin hadn't had time to watch the live broadcast.Seeing the barrage he posted now, I was immediately pissed off.

It's okay to force him to go back to work, anyway, it's not a house anyway; but in front of so many audiences, Yu Xingzhou actually wants to rob him of his position as the leader of two or two fans, this is unbearable.

He flew all ten fingers together, and also tapped the keyboard to send out a barrage.

[@Y20170304 Don't look for a sense of presence, you are so indifferent, how can we talk to you two by two! ]

The audience also waved their flags and shouted for him, cheering non-stop.

[Principal, hurry up and have a showdown with Brother Y, and we will protect you two or two. ]

[Don't be cowardly, just do it!The headmaster shows off the aura you usually play against your teammates when playing black games! ]

The audience in the live broadcast room also got excited. They didn't know that this local tyrant brother Y and the fan leader principal actually knew each other in real life, and they were also close cousins.

Some people even seriously analyzed the winning and losing ratios of the two.

[In this wave, I stand on Brother Y, with a visual victory rate of 70.00%. ]

[No, is it true that the headmaster's winning rate is only 30.00%? ]

[Principal's winning rate is [-]%. ]

[What do you mean, there is still 20.00% left? ]

[The remaining 20.00% are two-two emergencies, where Brother Y and the principal are defeated at the same time. ]

This slot is too full, Wen Le couldn't help but ask, "How did you analyze all this, is it reliable?"

[I analyzed all based on real data, which is absolutely reliable. ]

Wen Le was curious, "Is there any real information?"

[It’s amazing, you can even meet data analysts when you go to the live broadcast room. ]

[It is said that the analysis is absolutely reliable, what about your evidence? ]

Wen Le also said, "That's right, what is your analysis based on?"

The man released his evidence——[I am the teammate who cheated with the principal and was bullied. ]

The audience was immediately amused.I didn't expect it to be this routine; I analyzed a lot of them logically, and it turned out that they were beaten by the principal because of playing games.

[Brother, I am really convinced, this wave is 6 black. ]

[I feel like I've been tricked, I almost lost by buying the principal just now. ]

[what about now? ]

[Continue to buy him to lose, who made him eat two or two of his own homemade dishes behind our backs last time! ]

[Passing by onlookers, feeling sorry for the principal. ]

Luo Zixin is used to being hated by fans, he has long been rough-skinned and invulnerable.

But he was really angry, no matter how he thought about it, his winning rate should be higher than his brother's intermittent facial paralysis.

He provocatively said, [@Y20170304 Don’t be complacent, you can’t compare to me in terms of sense of humor. ]

Yu Xingzhou saw the barrage that day, and without replying, he took out his phone silently and sent a text message to Luo Zixin's mother.

Seeing that the direction was all crooked, Wen Le had no choice but to mediate, "Principal, you are going to become a man of a new generation of cooking gods. You can't waste time on trivial things."

Then he turned his head again, and went to coax the other one, "Brother Y, I officially certified that you are definitely a good-looking, good-natured and humorous person, so that's okay."

Yu Xingzhou was immersed in the surprise of the official certification, Luo Zixin also found the steps, and the two of them were finally quiet.

[Phew, it was almost the scene of a car rollover. ]

[+1, it is comparable to Shura field, the fighting power of two male fans is really strong, we female fans should be honest and honest. ]

[Madam upstairs, may I ask what is the theme of today's book? ]

["Secret Technique: Two Men Competing for Husbands in the Live Shura Field", I will post it to the library in a while, and everyone will eat candy together. ]

A strange barrage swiped past, and Wen Le and Ah Huang continued to swip their phones.

Ah Huang also just picked out a new comment.

ID——Huang He ran away with his sister-in-law: Two Liang, I want to ask you, if your wife and mother fell into the water at the same time, which one would you save first?

"..." Wen Le rubbed his temples, "This classmate's question is too profound."

I didn't expect it to be this mysterious and ancient question that stumped thousands of men in the world; some male audiences in the barrage felt a chill at the same time, as if they remembered the fear that was once dominated by this question.

[Brother, does anyone know the answer?I can't answer it. ]

[Eldest brother himself doesn’t know how to change the question. ]

[Which bastard came up with this question back then, it’s quite a trick]

Wen Le said, "Well, I always feel that if I don't answer well, people will say that I am unfilial or have no deep affection for my wife. No matter which one I choose, it is not a good answer."

He propped his chin and said melancholy, "I suggest, if you haven't found a wife yet, you should find someone who can swim. Guo Jingjing's husband will definitely not be troubled by this problem."

[666, you can do it in pairs, this answer is perfect. ]

[But if you have already married a wife, and the wife can't swim, which one should you save first? ]

Wen Le sighed, "Ask me, how would I know, I can't swim myself, and I have to wait for someone to save me."

Then, the familiar high-bright flash barrage flashed on the screen again - [I will. ]

[Zu Zuzu, brother Y's sense of presence is so strong today, it's amazing to be able to swim]

[It’s quite remarkable, rich and beautiful, good-natured and able to swim, and well versed in the principle of active competition for jobs, how rare it is. ]

[Wait, I don't understand what the above said, what kind of post is the job competition? ]

[Competition to become a concubine in pairs. From then on, delicacies from mountains and seas, exquisite delicacies can be eaten at will, and from then on, I can live a life of eating, drinking and enjoying delicious food and beauties every day. ]

Although they were all strange questions, fortunately Ah Huang was lucky, and Wen Le cleverly avoided even more strange questions.

It seems that something made him imitate the recent popular Xiaomoxian cartoon on the spot, and call out the Balala energy Ukalaka to transform into Xiaomoxian.

There were also those who asked him to give makeup tutorials; there were even those who asked him to connect with Xiao Fengzi on the spot and then praised people with ten unique idioms. There were so many indescribable comments that he didn't even bother to read them.

Later, he read some comments that were barely normal, and it was finally the end of the noisy play.

"Thank you to the good people in the live broadcast room for persevering with me until the end. If today's live broadcast or comments hurt your hearts, don't hold me responsible."

[Meow meow meow?Why? ]

Wen Le exhaled faintly, and said tiredly, "Because I need to slow down after the live broadcast is over."

[The comments in this issue are poisonous, why do you look like you have a kidney deficiency after reading it? ]

[Two and two look as if their bodies have been hollowed out, I am a little worried about whether there will be a next comment vlog. ]

[So distressed, I want to save money to buy a kidney treasure for Liangliang. ]

Wen Le's eyes were blank, and his chin almost rested on the table, "No need, even ten bottles of kidney treasure can't save a withered me."

[Hmph, everyone, don't be fooled by him, what about the women's clothing you promised, don't just let it go. ]

[Your good friend Xiao Fengzi wore women's clothing last time, so you should stop making unnecessary resistance. ]

[The people like you so much, so they will never let you go, hehehe. ]

Having said that, Wen Le had no choice but to say, "It's not that I don't want to satisfy everyone, but, I don't have women's clothing at home."

[You are the up owner of the Jinjiang Live Broadcasting Station, and you don’t even have a woman’s clothing at home. You are really unqualified. Why don’t you come naked, we can accept it. ]

[Two Liang, even though you are from the gourmet district, don’t relax your demands on yourself, why don’t you even have women’s clothing at home, so how can you be the light of our gourmet district. ]

[Two Liang, you are swollen, you were so pure and lovely in the past, but now you don’t even want to wear women’s clothes. ]

"Wait." Wen Le interrupted, "When did I wear women's clothing, and the Jinjiang live broadcast station's requirement for the UP owner is that there must be women's clothing at home? How do I know this?"

[Two or two, I think if you don’t have women’s clothing at home, we can make one by ourselves. It’s also acceptable to put on a bed sheet and pretend to be a fairy. ]

[Why are you so proficient upstairs? To be honest, do you play like this every day at home? ]

As soon as the idea of ​​making women's clothing came out, it immediately gained everyone's support, and they all suggested that they should make women's clothing on the spot.

[It's summer now, there should be mosquito nets in every couple's house, those are good for veils. ]

[Finding a pink sheet should make a long dress. ]

[Yes, as long as you give me a curtain, I can turn Liangliang into a little magic fairy. ]

"Please allow me to solemnly refuse, Xiaomoxian and so on, everyone should keep it for themselves." Wen Le said.

[Don't change into a little demon fairy, at least you can become a second sister and show us. ]

[+10086, the unchanging person has no little Gogo. ]

Wen Le reluctantly compromised.

"Okay, I'll change my outfit. Let me make it clear in advance that you forced me to make a move. If something goes wrong, I will be responsible for it."

[Go, my two fairies, I look forward to seeing you come back in disguise. ]

It's cool to talk for a while, and pretend to be a crematorium.

There is a clear figure reflected in the large mirror in the bathroom. The man is wearing a bed sheet longer than an Indian sari, a pink floral pastoral apron, and a belt made of a power strip around his waist. A belt, and two rolls of transparent glue on the ears.

Wen Le felt that his eyes hurt a little, but Yu Xingzhou sent him a WeChat message at this time.

'Changing clothes? '

'right. '

Wen Le sent a voice message back, and then received a video request.

He directly refused, and asked in a voice, 'What do you want to do? 'He still wanted to make a video, don't think he didn't know he wanted to take a screenshot again.

'I just wanted to give you a reference, really. 'Yu Xingzhou's voice on the phone was deep and sweet, and it sounded very convincing.

'No. Wen Le looked at the mirror, "I kindly advise you to turn off the live broadcast room, there is still time to leave now." '

Although he was dressed ugly, but fortunately he was handsome, Wen Le hastily flicked his bangs to regain his confidence and appeared in front of the audience.

Standing with white gloves on his shoulders, Ah Huang squatted next to his right foot, and he came in the middle wearing a bed sheet, looking from a distance, it really looks like...

[Oh, my two younger sisters, you are as beautiful as that... I'm sorry I'm short of words, I'd better come downstairs and praise you. ]

[There are words on this floral apron, "Advocate marriage and childbirth, and promote family harmony." What the hell is this, it can't be given by the family planning in your community, right? ]

[Actually, two-two women's clothing is not ugly, at least he is dignified. ]

[Upstairs, don’t force your respect, you are still dignified, thanks to your words; this looks like a silly girl at the east end of the village and her two fat cats. ]

[Shh, don't say it upstairs, how can you get the couple to agree to come back with another issue like this. ]

Wen Le raised his eyebrows, and threw the sheet on his head aside, "It's late, I've already seen it."

……

As soon as the live broadcast ended, Wen Le received a call from Luo Zixin, who complained about how cold and ruthless Yu Xingzhou was.

After saying this, Luo Zixin finally got to the point.

"Two or two, you really don't want to participate in the "Cooking Competition" program, it seems that the registration deadline is next week."

"That's why you want me to participate?" Wen Le asked.

"Of course, that Tingfeng just signed up and acted like he already won the championship. When he really appears on the show, he still doesn't know how to blackmail you."

"I really don't plan to go on the show." Wen Le said, "Didn't you sign up? If I go on the show and the audience is all staring at me, what will you do?"

"Oh, I have a bad temper!" Luo Zixin stomped his feet in the office angrily.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, how about treating you to a good meal in two days?" Wen Le coaxed.

Luo Zixin was finally in a better mood, "Let's just say that."

After finishing the call, he posted a Weibo.

@地球分分 Principal: I had dinner with two or two just now, happy (smile.jpg).

This Weibo was seen by the fans who saw it.

ID——Huang Dan's lifetime push: Gou Fugui, principal, remember to bring benefits to everyone.

ID—the soil is so delicious: Yes, principal, even though you didn't beat Brother Y in the live broadcast, but you beat him in three dimensions.

While Luo Zixin was happy to read it, he also gave this comment a thumbs up.That's right, his brother still has to work hard, but he can eat delicious food and drink spicy food with Wen Le, no matter how you think about it, he won.

Yu Xingzhou over there also called Wen Le, but he wanted to make an appointment for dinner but was rejected.

"Why?" he asked.

Wen Le told him that he had already made an appointment with Luo Zixin, and there was a time conflict, so he had to decline.

Yu Xingzhou thought for a while, picked up his phone and sent a text message.

Over there, Luo Zixin was very happy, and he was already imagining what to eat in his mind for two days.

At this time, a ringtone of an incoming call suddenly rang, interrupting his brain hole.

He looked at the caller, picked up the phone, "Mom, what's the matter?"

"Xiaoxin, why did your cousin just say that you have mental problems recently?" His mother's voice that hit the depths of the soul came from the phone.

"No, Mom, listen to my explanation." Luo Zixin said anxiously, "That's because my cousin is jealous of me."

It's a pity that he has too much black history. Compared with Yu Xingzhou, who has been shining since childhood, Luo Zixin is a brat in his mother's eyes.

"Can Xingzhou be jealous of you?" His mother almost laughed angrily, "Is it jealous that you are fatter than him, lazier than he can eat?"

"Go home tonight and explain to your dad." After finishing speaking, his mother hung up the phone.

……

In the evening, after get off work, a cry from the soul came from a closed office of the Yu Group.

"Cousin, I curse you!"