When the male anchor is lonely, he cooks

[Attention everyone, now that the program has reached its climax, the principal of the No. [-] challenger sent a signal for help to his cousin, what choice will his cousin make? ]

[My old lady will help you up the stairs without helping her. ]

[So does my cousin answer the help signal? ]

[No answer!Cousin, you absolutely don't want to pick it up, let the principal do it himself hahaha. ]

Although Yu Xingzhou didn't see what the barrage said, he synced up with the audience without any surprise. He turned his head very coldly, looked at the chandelier, and then at the floor.

"Brother...don't pretend you didn't hear." Luo Zixin was dying.

Yu Xingzhou looked back at him from a place out of the camera's reach, mouthed silently, "I don't." Then he turned his face away and began to wash his chopsticks.

"..." Luo Zixin just wanted to rush over to expose his ruthless face.

Unable to escape, he had no choice but to raise the camera high, as if he was about to sacrifice his life for righteousness, "Comrades, you must remember my sacrifice!"

[OK, I'll remember you.Does anyone in the live broadcast room know which hospital in W city has the best psychiatric department? ]

[Principal, don't pretend, didn't you say that you are not afraid of snakes?Don't scare us with the couple. ]

[Okay, principal, what are you talking about all the time, you are still a man, so hurry up! ]

In fact, Luo Zhixiang Zixin is not a coward, but his life is hard, and he has a crush on a male god who loves to be a fan.

He's been beaten so much, and every time he looks at Erliang's nonchalant expression, he feels that there is a trap waiting for him.

Although Erliang seems to be an outgoing and cheerful person, and he is completely different from his cousin who keeps everything to himself, but Luo Zixin just feels that the two people are almost equally lethal to him.

Er Liang, who always smiles kindly when he cooks, may be scarier than his cousin in some respects.

After such a short time, Wen Le cut the washed beef again. The knife's shadow was as fast as an illusion. It only took a few minutes to cut a large piece of beef into shreds of the same size.

After marinating the meat with egg white starch and seasonings, Wen Le washed his hands and turned his body sideways, revealing what was behind him.

It turned out to be another plate covered with a western food lid!

Looking at the two identical plates, Luo Zixin was completely dumbfounded.

"Excuseme?" This routine is too deep, don't you want to play him like this.

The audience in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded.

The hearts of the old fans are complicated and a little gratified. They didn't expect Erliang Donkey's skills to be more advanced; the new audiences are both aggrieved and excited. This guy has too many routines and is very human!

[There are deep routines in the city, I want to go back to the countryside_(:з)∠)_]

[Big brother... Our IQ is also a donkey's share in the countryside. ]

[To be honest, I always thought I was in a gourmet live broadcast room, until Erliang took out that plate...]

[To be honest, I always thought that two-twos depended on face to eat at most, until he took out that plate...]

[Seriously, I always thought this anchor could bring me ease and happiness, until he took out that plate...]

The barrage of this kind of sentence suddenly appeared, arousing the curiosity of the passers-by onlookers, what kind of stimulation these audiences were receiving.

There are even new viewers who accidentally fell into the live broadcast room, and after being cheated by the donkey, they amlied the live broadcast room—[Fat friend, let me show you a baby hee hee], after seeing it, they fell into the pit together and felt sour Cool it.

So innocent men and women who didn't know where they were, just fell into the same pit.

Luo Zixin was no longer in the mood to complain about those spoof fans.

He pointed at the plate: "So... Daddy, you just asked me to take off the lid just now, you really did not like me, right now the squirrel mandarin fish is on the plate, right?"

Wen Le smiled encouragingly, "Guess."

Luo Zixin stretched out his hand to lift the cover that showed up later.

However, Wen Le spoke again.

"Actually, I see that you haven't opened the lid for a long time. I'm afraid you don't think it's exciting enough or innovative, so I put a kind of food on another plate."

"Ah?" Luo Zixin's hand stopped.

"Every plate has the same food, no matter which one you open, you have to eat it." Wen Le said.

"No way, what if there is some dark food in it?" No matter how you think about it, this kind of thing can be done in two or two.

"Huh?" Wen Le raised his eyebrows, "I seem to have heard what you said just now?"

Luo Zixin had a cute face: "Ha, ha, I, I was asking the netizens which one to choose."

[Oh, the netizen said that he does not want to help you choose (indifferent jpg.). ]

[We still have to rely on brothers at critical times, principal, listen to me, the one selected after the election must be right! ]

[It feels like the principal has been confused, and suddenly he is not jealous of his face. ]

[Give him a song by Fan Weiqi "Can We Be Brave"]

[Go back to the first song upstairs, Leslie Cheung's "Never"]

[Am I the only one who thinks I should choose the first plate?It shouldn't be so simple to set up two or two people. ]

[It’s not simple +1, I even think that there may be no squirrel mandarin fish in these two plates! ]

[Then here comes the question... Is there squirrel mandarin fish in the squirrel mandarin fish? ]

[Watching a cooking live broadcast and thinking about philosophical issues, the baby is so tired. ]

[Girl upstairs, you are still too young. When you pay attention to this anchor, you will find that whether it is philosophy, economics, law, biology, fluid mechanics... will be questions you have to think about]

[2333 passes tea to the boss upstairs, inexplicably feeling sad]

Appetite is touching, Yu Xingzhou held the chopsticks, and his voice was low and hoarse, "If I choose, can I have the squirrel mandarin fish for myself?"

Wen Le nodded, "Of course, the choice is fate."

Yu Xingzhou set the table and chopsticks without any scruples, and said to Luo Zixin, "Anyway, you won't be selected, so I'll eat squirrel mandarin fish alone."

After speaking, he took out a cloth napkin and tied it around his neck, as if he was about to eat.

Luo Zixin didn't get help from netizens, but was stabbed by his cousin. Seeing that Yu Xingzhou had already fastened the napkin, he rushed over to pick a plate without thinking about anything else.

Can't wait for my cousin to drive first!Otherwise, he would not be able to eat squirrel mandarin fish.

Yu Xingzhou also opened another plate at this time, without looking at it, he untied the western food cloth around his neck and put it aside.

Luo Zixin breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that he guessed right, the dish must be on his plate.

He looked down expectantly and joyfully, but his entire face was frozen there.

In the center of the big white porcelain disc, there were two fat and chubby garlics placed alone, and an arc was drawn with tomato sauce on the bottom, which just made up a simple smiley face symbol.

"Cute?" He seemed to hear someone asking.

Luo Zixin lost his voice, like a withered life, without saying a word.

The enthusiastic audience couldn't bear to see him so silent, and helped him speak out.

[Principal os: I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not...]

[I feel sorry for the principal, he used to be a king, but later he was despised by a dog, so he sent a friendly song to the principal: "Too Wronged"]

[I also order songs: Eason Chan's two "Want to Cry", "How Can I Cry"]

[I have prepared a playlist, I hope the headmaster likes it - "Flammable and Explosive", "God, Help Me", "Liver Failure", "Let's Wait for the Earth to Explode", "Audio-Visual and Illusions in the Air"...]

[After watching today's live broadcast, I understand a lot of truths in life. ]

[for example? ]

[Sometimes, you think that what you miss is just a plate of squirrel mandarin fish, but in fact, what you miss is an opportunity to devote yourself to delicious food. ]

[I envy the principal's brother. ]

[Envy +1, people also want to eat small fish QAQ]

The smell of fish in the room is desperately rushing into the nose, and it will not stop until it makes people salivate.

Luo Zixin, who was not hungry at first, smelled the wonderful smell of fish, and suddenly felt very hungry.

This feeling of hunger came suddenly and violently, he looked at Yu Xingzhou who was feasting, and couldn't help asking.

"Cousin, how do you know there is fish in this?"

Yu Xingzhou was in a good mood after eating the fish in his mouth, and told him the answer: "Actually, I don't know either."

"Then you tied up the western food cloth before and prepared to eat?" It made him go away without thinking about it.

The fish is fresh and tender, the juice is rich and delicious, and Yu Xingzhou feels better after eating it.

It is rare for him to be so generous, and he explained the reason, "I don't need to determine which plate is fish, I just need to determine that you are unlucky."

Are you being ridiculed?Luo Zixin was so angry that his liver hurt, but after thinking back on his experience from childhood to adulthood, he couldn't refute it.

So desperate, what can he do from a small idea.

The barrage paused hahaha, and there was a wave of heartache.

[2333 feels sorry for the principal, you may have a fake brother who sent you the song "Don't Hurt Me Again"]

[The headmaster's cry: "It's over"... "I can't get over it"]

[Principal's despair: "What do you want from me"... "Let's go, let's eat shit"]

[2333 I may be a fake audience, why do you think the headmaster and his brother are set up to poke me? Is there a wife driving? ]

[Guide upstairs to XX Literature City, I believe that after tonight, all kinds of weird CPs will come out. ]

Yu Xingzhou ate the fish, and the fans were very happy talking about the meat, but Luo Zixin was depressed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

He remembered the first time he watched Erliang's video, and was attracted by Erliang's calm temperament and open-minded and free-spirited attitude. He hoped that he could also have such a good temper.

Now, Luo Zixin feels that sometimes one should not be too narrow-minded, and should not confine his thinking to certain rules and regulations.

If he wants to be open-minded, he can go to the gym, live a good life, why should he enter the food court?

and so……

"Is it still too late for me to take off my fans?"