The professional quality of internet celebrities

No one thinks that Yan Yan intends to disappear anymore. Yan Yan has successfully reassured their fans. Regarding Yan Yan not coming out for ten days and a half months, they also hold the opinion that he is being lazy again. Recorded videos, but there are more interactions between Weibo and the group, especially every time I go to the group, the group can quickly refresh the screen with one sentence, all confession, please hold another meeting, Yan Yan’s group photo It is too special.

"Are you happy?" Xu Qinglu looked at Yan Yan after thinking for a moment, "Do you want to celebrate?"

"Oh?" Yan Yan expressed a little surprise, this month is not over yet, so Xiao Li has no holiday, but why should he celebrate with him?Do you want to cook two more dishes at night and have a candlelight dinner?

Xu Qinglu counted something with his fingers, and then said: "Of course not this month, isn't there a national holiday next month? I will also be on vacation at that time. Let's find a place to climb a mountain and get some fresh air."

"Mountain climbing? Where is the mountain? Is it very high?" Yan Yan really became interested. He is a nerd, so he has never climbed a mountain. As an nerd, his physical fitness is still good. After all, he learned dance from his mother when he was young. Practicing basic skills is quite hard-working. Although he likes to stay at home and not go out, he feels that he will be able to conquer this mountain.

Taking the mobile phone and clicking on the mobile map, Xu Qinglu pointed to a place and said to Yan Yan: "Look, this is here. When I was in college, I climbed with my classmates and thought the scenery was not bad, but I think it might have become a place now. It’s a tourist area with a lot of people.”

"It must be super hot." Yan Yan said: "There are so many people."

"It's okay." Xu Qinglu thought for a while, "In summer, the trees are lush, and most of them are shady places, but you will sweat when you are tired from walking, and there are too many mosquitoes and flies. If you think you can go, we have to be ready Something to repel mosquitoes."

Yan Yan glanced at him with a smile, and said, "Go, of course, what do you bring, Liushen?"

When Xu Qinglu heard it, he really thought about it before he said: "It seems to be possible, but his anti-mosquito effect is really not very good, and it's gone when he sweats all over his body."

The two looked at each other, then laughed.Yan Yan pays more attention to hygiene, and his things are neatly arranged, so there are almost no mosquitoes in the room, and Yan Yan doesn't go out, so he doesn't have a mosquito bite bag on his body. Xu Qinglu is different, because of his physique, mosquitoes It turned into a small red spot in less than 5 minutes and disappeared by itself.

Therefore, allergies are a no-brainer, and when summer comes, the whole body is covered with bags.

When Xu Qinglu was still at work, Yan Yan started to pack his things. Xu Qinglu looked at the eight-piece anti-mosquito suit that Yan Yan had packed in amazement, thinking that it was quite enough.It is said that every time Yan Yan stays at home in the summer, and rarely goes out to buy groceries, Xu Qinglu brings them back by hand. He doesn't have sub-health when he stays at home every day. It's really a pure physique.

Time flies, and soon the three-day long vacation will come. Xu Qinglu drives to go with Yan Yan. When Xu Qinglu takes things from upstairs, Yan Yan is playing with his own anti-mosquito props, and puts all the things in Xu Qinglu At that time, Yan Yan was still fiddling with his anti-mosquito props.

Yan Yan really hates mosquitoes. Not only does a mosquito sting a big bump on his skin, but the bump is also painful and itchy. Scratching, scratching and bleeding is another pain, and it is easy to leave scars.So Yan Yan resisted not to catch him, but it was too uncomfortable.

First, he wrapped a layer of white gauze around his exposed arm. The gauze was soaked with mosquito repellent, and he could smell a pungent smell when he smelled it closely. Then his clothes were specially washed with water yesterday. , the smell is good, wearing white trousers and white sneakers.

Xu Qinglu couldn't bear to look straight at the white clothes, so he reminded Yan Yan that it would be easy to get dirty when wearing white to climb mountains, but Yan Yan didn't care. He felt that mosquitoes like to bite people wearing black clothes, so white clothes are the opposite. Yes, he has always thought so since he was a child.In desperation, Xu Qinglu had no choice but to ignore it.

I drove into the place that Xu Qinglu said, and it was really crowded. They almost couldn't find a place to park. They had tour groups and shuttle buses, but they thought it would be interesting to go up the mountain by themselves, and then come back. It's also good to take the bus back when it's time.Ticket money is okay, 90 yuan ticket plus 30 yuan fare.Holding Xu Xiaoxiao, they began to climb the mountain on foot.

Looking at his data package, there is still a lot left, so Yan Yan thought for a while and started the live broadcast directly, oops, I don't need data at home, so don't waste it when you finally come out.The live broadcast room is named: Climbing the Mountain.There are still a lot of friends who come in.

"Hey, everyone, this is Yan Yan, we are going to climb the mountain now."

"I'm Lu Yan." Xu Qinglu bent down, then hugged Xu Xiaoxiao and said, "This is Xu Xiaoxiao." Then he waved his dog paw.

Without saying anything, the two started to set off. Yan Yan said that he had ignored the refreshed barrage of 'Yan Yan climbed the mountain, what clothes did you wear 2333'.

At the beginning, both of them were able to do things with ease, chatting while walking, suddenly, Yan Yan felt a pain in his arm, so he quickly threw the phone to Xu Qinglu, and killed a mosquito of various colors with a bang, Yan Yan felt his arm hurt. It was painful and itchy, so he asked Xu Qinglu aggrievedly if he could light the mosquito coils with him.Xu Qinglu: ...just as long as you are happy.

So those who watched the live broadcast saw Yan Yan holding a mobile phone in one hand and a plate of mosquito coils in the other, with white smoke coming out and wafting away. Did you see it?So they all laughed like idiots, Yan Yan, who was dressed in white, was holding a plate of black mosquito coils.

The first scenic spot is really far away from the gate. They walked for 20 minutes and still got there. There were stairs all around. There were many people going up and down. Then they looked strangely at Yan Yan who was holding a mosquito coil. Don't care about their eyes, your own feelings are the most important thing.Then they saw a green area in front of them, and when they got closer, they realized that it was a bamboo forest. The trail meanders through the bamboo forest.

People who watched the live broadcast were also refreshed by the scenery. Such a green color is really refreshing on a hot day.The bamboo forest path is not very long. After a short walk, we arrived at the first scenic spot, a very long and large waterfall.The waterfall surged out, and the water hit the ground and splashed high white waves.Yan Yan pointed his mobile phone camera at the waterfall and said, "It's really beautiful."Everyone said yes.

Handing Xu Qinglu the phone, Yan Yan led Xu Xiaoxiao into the waterfall, the closer he got, the stronger the cool feeling, and he felt that his sweaty clothes were blown dry.Xu Xiaoxiao was a little scared, and hid straight behind Yan Yan. Yan Yan ignored him, but reached out to catch the splashing water, the smile on his face was like a child who found a fun toy.

Sure enough, Yan Yan's sleeves were soaked when he came back, but Yan Yan was still very happy, and said indifferently, it's okay, it will be done in a while.Xu Xiaoxiao didn't feel tired at all, and kept bouncing around behind them.After climbing for a while, the next scenic spot is a temple, but it takes a long suspension bridge to pass.

What is a suspension bridge?It's the kind where other people will move when walking on the bridge, and then when the movement is too big, the bridge will dangle.This is a children's paradise. There are many children laughing and jumping on it, so that adults dare not even walk, and some even screamed and dared not move after grabbing the rope.There were also little girls who were frightened and cried on the spot, but immediately beamed with joy after going up to play.

The two of them walked onto the suspension bridge with a dog. The child in front was still jumping under the care of their parents. Xu Xiaoxiao was a little startled, and jumped over to hug Xu Qinglu's leg. He fell back and was caught by Yan Yan.Xu Qinglu leaned against Yan Yan's arms, and it took him a while to stabilize his body. The barrage had already been full of "Yo Yo Yo".

Probably because he knew he was in trouble, the child didn't dare to jump anymore. Yan Yan's balance ability is very good, so there is almost no pressure on this kind of bridge, but Xu Qinglu walked very cautiously step by step.When they got to the opposite side, the child immediately apologized. They also felt that the child was just playful, and it would be fine if they apologized, so they left without pursuing it.

The feature of this temple is the gold coin wishing, and then the marriage tree, which is full of red ribbons, which are hung by the couples who come.First, they went to the place where they made a wish, put in silver coins and made a wish, and the two of them were led to a place where they could fill a bottle of water in a spring.This may be an underground spring water, the water is very ice, as if it was just taken out of the refrigerator, but after a sip, the water quality is very sweet, which is different from what comes out of the tap.

Xu Qinglu was still drinking water, Yan Yan ran to the marriage tree next to him, Xu Qinglu said, "Oh! ' He didn't stop him, and then saw him running back with a pen and two days of red cloth.

"Yan Yan, what are you doing with this? We are two big men." Xu Qinglu frowned.

"What does it matter?" Yan Yan said with a smile, "It's hard to come here once, maybe I won't come again in the future, I want to experience everything again."

Then Xu Qinglu had no choice but to agree to write with him. Anyway, the people who watched the live broadcast saw it like this, and they all laughed and agreed with Xu Qinglu. Yan Yan looked at the barrage, and then smiled brightly at the camera.As for what they wrote, they didn't let these guys see it. They gave Xu Qinglu the phone, and he went up and tied the cloth to the tree. Seeing the red cloth fluttering in the wind, Xu Qinglu also smiled.

The scenic spots after that are also very good, but it is better to say that this mountain is very beautiful. When you are in this mountain, you will feel that there is fresh air slowly, and every breath is very fresh.Then, Yan Yan ran out of mosquito coils.So he frantically sprinkled mosquito repellent water on his body, and the people watching the live broadcast couldn't help laughing.

At the end, Yan Yan's white clothes were also dirty, mainly because he wet his sleeves from playing with water, and then flew dust.White is a color that is easy to get dirty, so it quickly turned to earthy yellow. Yan Yan didn't care, and he continued to climb the mountain happily.

They wanted to climb to the top of the mountain, but it was too far away. Halfway through the climb, they were exhausted and out of breath. They sat down at a small resting point. The two of them found a seat and sat down. The corner of his forehead slipped, and he looked at the time. It was already noon. He looked at the screen and said, "Oh, I can broadcast this live broadcast for a whole day."

Xu Qinglu nodded and said, "Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat? Will you continue later?"

"Hungry, yes, continue!" Yan Yan replied concisely.

Xu Qinglu responded, and then went to the small stall next to him to buy some snacks. There were not many things, that is, to pad his stomach. The two of them and a dog replenished their energy, and then they planned to rush up. The next stop was to eat The place.

It seems that the person in charge of this scenic spot is very good at calculating the time. If you go in the morning, you can go to the place to eat at noon, and then climb to the top of the mountain in the afternoon, and then take the bus back.What a talent

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The place to eat is some formal farmhouse. The two of them ordered something, and it tasted like the original game. It was really good. Use a power bank to charge a mobile phone that is almost dead.

They didn’t get up for a long time after eating, and it’s not easy to continue climbing in the middle of the day, and they will suffer from heat stroke. They get up and walk to get rid of their food, and they continue to climb at two o’clock in the afternoon, and their mobile phones are almost fully charged by this time. So it is the live broadcast in the afternoon.

When they finally reached the top of the mountain, they almost sat on the ground and couldn't get up. Fortunately, they still remembered that they were broadcasting live, so they didn't directly destroy their image. Looking at it, it was simply unattainable, Yan Yan picked up his mobile phone to take a picture of the scene below, and then part of his fear of heights gave him goosebumps.

It was just five o'clock when they came up, which is really early for summer, and the weather is slowly changing, probably because Yan Yan is really lucky, it didn't rain, but it gradually became foggy, take a look at the cliff Next, what I saw was white fog, and the mountains in the distance were looming in the fog. With a sound of wow, Yan Yan turned around to let everyone enjoy the beautiful scenery.The white mist began to thicken, and the top of the mountain was covered with a thin layer of white.

Now, Yan Yan, who was wearing white clothes in the white mist, was a little blurry, but the best news was that there were no mosquitos flying around in the mist, which was Yan Yan's happiest place.There was no way for the shuttle bus to come up, because the heavy fog was really dangerous, the mountain road was rugged and winding, and there were many sharp turns. They didn't want any accidents, so all the shuttle buses came to a standstill.

Now there are two choices. One is to walk down the mountain road by yourself. The guardrails on the mountain road are well repaired, and there will be no danger if you are careful.The second option is to temporarily stay on the top of the mountain for one night, and then go down the mountain when the fog clears tomorrow. You don’t have to worry about having no place to live. There are also accommodation and small restaurants on the top of the mountain, and there are still people who can live there.Xu Qinglu and Yan Yan had just come up, and there was really no way to toss about any longer. They wouldn't have anything to do tomorrow, so they decided to stay for one night.

Most of the tourists chose to walk down the mountain, led by special staff, and there was no danger. Only a small number of tourists stayed here because they really had nothing to do.It was getting late, and Yan Yan had taken enough pictures of the foggy scenery on the mountain, and the two decided to find a place to eat.They walked in front of the small restaurants around them, and then saw an open space with a few people grilling. The two immediately became interested. It looked really good to be able to barbecue on the top of the mountain.

I went to ask the people who were grilling, and they quickly found the store, bought some ingredients and sauces, rented a baking tray, and started to work in the open space. Xu Xiaoxiao couldn't eat seasonings, so Yan Yan Bake him his own without seasoning.Two people grilled in full swing.

The meat was cooked slowly, so Yan Yan brushed the seasoning on the vegetables and roasted the vegetables first, Xu Qinglu watched from the other side, his eyes fixed on the meat next to him, since he was fed by Yan Yan's clear soup for several days , he found that he likes to eat meat, but it doesn't matter, the barbecue still has a lot of meat.

When the meat was cooked, Xu Xiaoxiao wagged his tail and ate his own. Xu Qinglu also ate at the side, leaving only Yan Yan still roasting the next portion.Xu Qinglu looked around and made sure that no one around could see them, so he held up the meat skewers and stretched them in front of Yan Yan's face. Yan Yan took a look, then opened his mouth to bite off a piece of meat, chewed and said, " not bad'

Suddenly, Xu Qinglu remembered that at that time, Yan Yan and him went to participate in the cover singing contest at Station X. On the snack street, he also held up the snack in the same way and let him take a bite, but now it was the other way around, and Yan Yan bit him The meat skewer in his hand, and then smiled and said to him 'not bad', ah, thinking about it, I feel like it was still yesterday.

Immediately afterwards, Xu Qinglu thought of Yan Yan's series of behaviors at that time, and suddenly laughed after thinking about it, and took another bite of the meat skewer, thinking that Yan Yan would have noticed it at that time, so he used intimacy to test again and again He, to confirm his own thoughts, Yan Yan is really abominable...

The cooked vegetables were put on a plate, and Yan Yan picked up a bunch of Flammulina velutipes while the meat was not yet cooked. This is actually what Xu Qinglu likes to eat, but after Yan Yan taught Xu Qinglu to eat less mushrooms last time, he ate less. This time Also only ate two skewers.Flammulina velutipes are relatively tough, and they taste pretty good. After Yan Yan finished eating a bunch, he picked up another bunch. Xu Qinglu looked at him, and then picked up another bunch of mushrooms and started eating.

Xu Xiaoxiao finished his own snack, so he wagged his tail beside Yan Yan, and put the baked food on Xu Xiaoxiao's plate, Yan Yan also started to eat, and Xu Qinglu baked it in Yan Yan's place.After roasting for a while, Xu Qinglu said, "Would you like some beer? You drink beer when you barbecue."

Yan Yan was taken aback for a moment, then said: "No, I'm a bad drinker."

"Then drink less." Xu Qinglu turned the barbecue over and said, "I can't drink a lot, and if you get drunk, I will take care of you."

"Okay, drink a little, just a little." Yan Yan gestured with his fingers, Xu Qinglu smiled, then got up and went to the store to ask for a bottle of beer and two paper cups.

When Xu Qinglu came back, Yan Yan had already roasted the plate of meat, opened the beer bottle, Xu Qinglu filled both paper cups, then handed Yan Yan a cup, and Yan Yan also took it.Xu Qinglu gestured to him and took a sip. Yan Yan looked at him, swallowed the meat in his mouth before taking a sip, and then felt that drinking cold beer in summer is really refreshing.

Yan Yan didn't plan to drink much, but because he drank with Xu Qinglu, he drank two glasses without knowing it. When he realized that he was not good and drank too much, he was already a little dizzy.Reluctantly following Xu Qinglu to check out, the boss asked them if they wanted to rent a tent. Yan Yan had forgotten what Xu Qinglu said, but it was true that he was led to a hotel.

As soon as he got on the bed, Yan Yan felt that he was in a drowsy sleep. He could vaguely hear Xu Qinglu telling him to wake up and take a bath before going to sleep. Yan Yan felt that he was a bit noisy, so he grabbed him directly, and then fell into a coma under his body He continued to sleep in a daze.

Then he felt that the pillow under his body was not honest, it was always moving, and there was something that was always touching his waist, so Yan Yan opened his eyes directly, reached out and touched the pillow under his body where it touched him, and then touched There is one belt.Reluctantly, he pulled out the belt, then stripped Xu Qinglu clean, took off his clothes, and Yan Yan lay down on it with a satisfied face.

Xu Qinglu called him several times, but Yan Yan didn't answer a word, Xu Qinglu had no choice but to stretch out his unrepressed arm to hook the blanket next to him.It's not good for two people to lie naked together like this, even if nothing happened.Covered with a blanket, Xu Qinglu breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to slowly twitch his pressed arm, and it would become numb after being pressed down.

Or maybe he was uncomfortable with his arms under his body, Yan Yan opened his eyes, pushed his arms out, and then leaned against Yan Yan, rubbing against Xu Qinglu's thigh under his body, Xu Qinglu was so excited that he frowned. goosebumps.Yan Yan lay on Xu Qinglu's body in a daze, looked at the person under him, and said, "Xiao Lu, I seem to be a little uncomfortable here."

Following his hand, Xu Qinglu touched his one... Xu Qinglu sighed, then raised his head to kiss Xu Qinglu's lips, and said with a smile, "It's okay, I will feel comfortable soon."

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Feeling the discomfort in his body, Yan Yan fell asleep beside him, and Xu Qinglu smiled.The doctor told him that since Yan Yan can have sex with him once, he can do it twice. To cure his frigidity, he must get used to it. That's why Xu Qinglu suggested drinking. He knew that Yan Yan's drinking capacity was very poor. .

It seems that this drunken disorderly sex was very successful.Xu Qinglu simply wiped it off with a paper towel, but there was no injury, just a little discomfort. Compared with last time, it was really much better.

Xu Qinglu took off his glasses and put them on the bedside. The lenses looked serious through the light.

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