little turtle in the reeds

After being together for several months, Yuan Ye didn't realize that Xu Yiran is a face control.

Hidden enough.

So when he returned to school, seeing Xu Yiran take the initiative to join Wei Shao, he was not very excited.How come I haven't seen them getting along so well before?

Yuan Ye took a critical look at Wei Shao, and thought disdainfully, he has a small nose and small eyes, heh.

Peng Zhuoyu pushed him from behind: "Why are you in a daze at the door of 305? Let's go, go back to the dormitory."

Hearing his voice, in the 305 dormitory, the two people who were talking head to head turned their heads.

Seeing Yuan Ye, Xu Yiran froze for a moment.Yuan Ye sneered, turned around and went back to his dormitory.He knew that Xu Yiran would definitely come after him right away, but he was too lazy to talk to Xu Yiran and would not say a word to Xu Yiran.

Thinking about it this way, it seemed that it was just a matter of turning his head, and the bell rang when the lights were turned off.

When Jiang Hai walked out of the bathroom, he closed the door smoothly.Yuan Ye watched in disbelief as the door slowly closed until it was locked, but he couldn't believe the fact that Xu Yiran didn't show up!

Jiang Haiguan was ready to go to bed, and when he turned around, he saw Yuan Ye's shocked expression. He wanted to yawn, but he was so frightened that he choked back.

"What are you doing?"

Yuan Ye went to bed disheartened and didn't say a word.

Peng Zhuoyu excitedly said: "What's wrong with Yuan Ye, did he have an argument with his girlfriend?"

Jiang Hai: "Fuck me, he has a girlfriend?!"

Peng Zhuoyu: "Emma slipped her tongue."

Jiang Hai stared: "Are you brothers? You two teamed up to hide it from me?"

Peng Zhuoyu laughed: "No, this is not Yuan Ye... Yuan Ye? Why don't you talk?"

Jiang Hai: "..."

The two looked at each other.

Jiang Hai tilted his head towards Yuan Ye's bed, mouthing "up".Peng Zhuoyu gave a thumbs up and made a "received" gesture.

Just at this moment, "snap", the light went out.

The room was plunged into darkness.

Jiang Hai and Peng Zhuoyu climbed onto Yuan Ye's bed lightly, and slowly stretched out their magic palms...Yuan Ye was in a daze with his head on his pillow, and suddenly felt a heavy corner, kicked him subconsciously, sat up and yelled: " who!"

The night watch teacher heard the sound and yelled at the door: "306! What's going on at night!"

Jiang Hai and Peng Zhuoyu scrambled and ran down the ladder, rushed back to their beds, went to bed, covered themselves with quilts, and lay down in one go.For a while, the dormitory was so quiet that only the sound of breathing remained.

The night patrol teacher put his ears on the door panel and listened for a while, but there was no more movement. With a cold snort, he took back the large bunch of keys he had already taken out to his waist, and walked away slowly amidst the sound of "cracking" metal collisions. up.

There was a long exhalation from the three of them in the dormitory.

Yuan Ye suppressed his voice and said angrily, "What's wrong with you two!"

Peng Zhuoyu: "Jiang Hai asked me to do it!"

Jiang Hai: "Fart!"

Yuan Ye: "..."

There was another silence.

Jiang Hai: "Yuan Ye, are you fucking out of order?"

Yuan Ye gave an absent-minded "hmm".

Jiang Hai: "When did it happen?"

Yuan Ye: "It's been several months...wait a minute, how do you know?"

Jiang Hai: "Peng Zhuoyu tell me."

Yuan Ye: "The third child..."

Peng Zhuoyu's scalp tightened: "Boss, Boss, I really didn't mean it."

Yuan Ye: "You're so cute, it's disgusting."

Jiang Hai: "No, I said why were you in a daze just now? We discussed for a long time below, but you didn't respond. I thought you were embarrassed to speak when you heard it."

Yuan Ye: "Fuck you. Who is embarrassed?"

Jiang Hai: "Then tell me, what class are you in, do you have any photos?"

Yuan Ye: "Get lost."

Jiang Hai: "As for you. See if you can save a piece of meat?"

Yuan Ye: "Yes."

Jiang Hai: "..."

Peng Zhuoyu: "Don't mention it, I have asked him several times. It is well hidden. Last time I asked Xu Yiran."

Jiang Hai: "What did he say?"

Peng Zhuoyu: "Yuan Ye came over before he could answer. But I think he probably doesn't know."

Jiang Hai: "That's not necessarily the case. People are different from us."

Peng Zhuoyu: "Is that right? That's what I said too. They are all brothers who wear a pair of pants. Why is there such an obvious difference in treatment in Yuan Ye?"

Yuan Ye: "Who wears a pair of pants with you?"

Peng Zhuoyu: "Oh."

Yuan Ye picked up the word book next to the pillow and threw it on Peng Zhuoyu's bed. Peng Zhuoyu screamed, and Jiang Hai immediately reminded in a low voice: "Shh, don't attract the teacher again."

Peng Zhuoyu cried: "It smashed my forehead."

Jiang Hai: "It deserves it."

Peng Zhuoyu sobbed: "Even you treat me like this, I don't want to live anymore."

Jiang Hai calmly said: "My unicorn arm seems to be about to explode."

Peng Zhuoyu became normal in a second, and said nonchalantly, "Did we go wrong, and we were talking about Yuan Ye's little girlfriend."

Jiang Hai: "Damn it, I almost let him pass by."

Yuan Ye: "..."

Peng Zhuoyu said sincerely: "Boss, just now you lay on the bed without saying a word, we were all worried about you, and wanted to comfort you on your bed, so..."

Jiang Hai took over the conversation: "We don't ask who your girlfriend is anymore. Just tell you, if you have a conflict with your girlfriend, don't forget that there are brothers."

Peng Zhuoyu: "?"

Jiang Hai: "Fuck me! I mean brothers help you figure out a solution together!"

Peng Zhuoyu: "..."

Jiang Hai: "Comrade Peng Zhuoyu, where did you go?"

Peng Zhuoyu was at a loss: "Me? I didn't think about anything. Why do you ask?" He changed the subject, "Could it be you...Comrade Jiang Hai, your thoughts are very dangerous!"

Jiang Hai: "..."

The two were about to fight, and Yuan Ye finally spoke out.

"Recently," he said hesitantly, "it's been a little..."

Peng Zhuoyu: "What, what!"

Yuan Ye: "..."

Jiang Hai: "Shut up, you idiot. Yuan Ye, keep talking."

Yuan Ye hesitated and said, "You say..."

Both pairs of ears pricked up.

Yuan Ye took a deep breath and continued, "...how do I look?"

Peng Zhuoyu: "..."

Jiang Hai: "..."

Peng Zhuoyu: "Sleep and sleep, there is nothing to talk about today."

Jiang Hai: "I believe in your evil, ruining my youth and wasting my time, hot chicken."

Yuan Ye said sadly, "I'm serious."

Peng Zhuoyu wondered: "Aren't you quite confident before?"

Yuan Ye was melancholy: "That's because you didn't find a girlfriend who can control your appearance."

Peng Zhuoyu immediately yelled: "Don't tell me, Liu Hui really doesn't have this problem. Don't look at her beating me up all the time. In fact, people don't care about me. I am as handsome as I am in her eyes. Like school grass..."

The only single dog on the scene—Jiang Hai, said calmly: "Show affection, die quickly."

Peng Zhuoyu shut up knowingly.

Yuan Ye said sadly: "He ignored me today. I asked him once before, and said that if I became disabled, would he still want me?"

Jiang Hai: "What did she say?"

Yuan Ye sighed.

Jiang Hai: "..."

Peng Zhuoyu: "I'm sorry, brother." He pondered for a while, "It makes sense for you to be worried. Aren't you busy recently, maybe that...what's it called...the skin condition is not very good, do you want to apply a mask First aid?"

Yuan Ye was dumbfounded: "Apply... a mask?"

Peng Zhuoyu: "Yeah, I heard Liu Hui chatting with her girlfriends, and she kept talking about this. Also, you see that you usually wash your face with clean water and a towel, and then apply Dabao SOD honey. It looks like something rough. In the future Also get some face cleanser, skin cream, etc., which can save a little bit. Oh, yes, it seems that there is a set...what is water first, then milk, and then...what? I can't remember. Yes, I will ask Liu Hui for you tomorrow."

Yuan Ye shivered for a moment, almost stuttering in fright: "No no no no need."

Peng Zhuoyu didn't notice it, and said enthusiastically, "You're welcome."

Jiang Hai couldn't take it any longer: "Come on, you treat Yuan Ye as a bitch like you?"

Peng Zhuoyu was confident: "I only understand this when I accompany Liu Hui to buy things."

Jiang Hai: "When I didn't see your bottles..."

Peng Zhuoyu: "!"

Jiang Hai didn't bother to pay attention to him, and said to Yuan Ye: "Don't listen to Peng Zhuoyu's nonsense, I don't think this is the problem at all. You are not bald, but your abdominal muscles are still there, why are you so disabled?"

Peng Zhuoyu: "Then what are you talking about?"

Jiang Hai sneered: "Ignorance! Let me ask you, what date is it today?"

Peng Zhuoyu: "December [-], what's wrong?"

Jiang Hai: "What's wrong?! Heh." He asked again, "What date is this Sunday?"

Peng Zhuoyu began to count with his fingers.

Yuan Ye understood: "December 24, Christmas Eve."

Peng Zhuoyu: "Huh?"

Jiang Hai: "Do you know where the problem is now?"

Yuan Yexin was convinced: "I have been taught. If you don't tell me, I really forgot. I'm so busy that I'm dizzy."

Peng Zhuoyu asked in a daze, "What do you mean? Does his girlfriend want a Christmas present?"

Jiang Hai: "I don't need to teach you what to do."

Yuan Ye: "Yes. I already have a plan."

Jiang Hai smiled lightly, hiding his achievements and fame.

Peng Zhuoyu: "Huh?"

Jiang Hai: "I really don't know how you found your girlfriend. How did you spend Christmas Eve?"

Peng Zhuoyu smiled happily: "I will press the road with Liu Hui."

Jiang Hai: "And then?"

Peng Zhuoyu was at a loss: "Then...what else to do? Just press the road."

Jiang Hai hated iron and steel to hit the key point: "For young lovers, this festival is Valentine's Day! Valentine's Day, how can you be satisfied with just pressing the road! You are too lazy!"

Peng Zhuoyu suddenly realized, pondered for a moment, and applauded: "You know a lot, that's great."

As soon as Jiang Hai heard his low tone, he knew he was going to make trouble.

Peng Zhuoyu wondered: "So where is your girlfriend?"

Jiang Hai: "..." Damn, knowingly hit.