little turtle in the reeds

Originally, Yuan Ye wanted to run back to the classroom at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint after class, drag Xu Yiran to the small woods or the small black room, and then... hehehe~

Must ~ dear ~ come back ~ come ~

Unfortunately, he made a mistake.Coach Shen procrastinated.It was not as simple as a few minutes, but a full half an hour.When Yuan Ye came out of the classroom, it was almost time to turn off the lights.He walked to the dormitory melancholy, alone, very bleak.

Not long after walking, one of the street lamps exploded.

Yuan Ye suspected that today's good luck was used up at the moment of the first kiss, otherwise why would he be so obsessed next time?

But after he thought about it, he could exchange a day of luck for that moment, God really treated him well.

At this time, he saw a familiar figure coming out of the famous grove in the school.

"Peng Zhuoyu!" Yuan Ye yelled, and ran to catch him, "Why are you running? I called you."

Peng Zhuoyu was so frightened that his little heart almost popped out, he turned his head full of horror, and was about to beg for mercy and said, "Teacher, I was wrong, Teacher, I just passed by Teacher, I really don't have puppy love", when he saw Yuan Ye's face clearly, he almost stopped Shut up.

"Fucking scares you." Peng Zhuoyu shook off him, twisted his shoulders, and said coldly in order to hide his guilty conscience, "I have to go back to take a shower, I don't have time to make trouble with you."

Yuan Ye wondered: "Could it be that I was lame just now? Who just came out of the woods?"

Peng Zhuoyu looked around nervously, but he didn't see the teacher, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and cursed softly, "What the hell do you want?"

Yuan Ye showed him a "you understand" smile: "Let me ask you something."

Peng Zhuoyu smacked his lips: "It's so strange, please help me to ask the villain personally... Tsk tsk. What's the matter?"

Yuan Ye lowered his voice: "I said... have you ever had a relationship with Liu Hui?"

"that?"

"that."

"Puff puff——" Peng Zhuoyu almost sprayed him, his face flushed, "Which one?"

Yuan Ye had an expression of "just pretend it": "That's it, tongue kiss."

Peng Zhuoyu wiped his face and was speechless: "Are you talking so pornographicly? You can't just say kiss, but that... Fuck! I thought you were going to say something about the eighteen forbidden harmonious words!"

Yuan Ye was impatient: "Just tell me if you have it."

Peng Zhuoyu just had an old driver's expression on his face. He really wanted him to answer this question, but he refused again. He faltered for a long time, and said angrily, "Yes...no, it's none of your business!"

Yuan Ye cleared his throat, with a rare bit of embarrassment on his face: "I'm here to get a sutra."

Peng Zhuoyu: "!"

Seeing his expression, Yuan Ye knew that he was going to make trouble, so he covered his mouth, dragged him to a small dark corner, stuck his throat and warned severely: "If you dare to go out and talk nonsense, don't blame me Don't talk about brotherhood."

Peng Zhuoyu thought to himself, why is this idiot so strong.He was almost suffocating.What else can I do?Hurry up and shake your head.He blinked desperately, every strand of trembling hair was crying to his father and mother, promise not to betray the organization, comrade save my life.

Only then did Yuan Ye let go of his hand.

Peng Zhuoyu touched his throat with lingering fear, took a few deep breaths and came back to life, then he started messing around again: "Why, you have a situation, which girl has been brutally murdered by you, bring her out to meet her."

Yuan Ye said vaguely, "Not yet."

Peng Zhuoyu: "Why?"

Yuan Ye: "None of your business."

Peng Zhuoyu: "Fuck!" He thought about it for a while, and he figured it out, and he asked, "I said, does your little turtle know about this? How heartbroken he is that you just like the new and dislike the old."

Yuan Ye: "..."

Peng Zhuoyu didn't notice Yuan Ye's weird expression. After thinking about it, he touched his chin and said, "Tongue kissing, you know, girls are quite shy. If you don't want to be strong, you still expect others to take the initiative." Didn’t you see wall dong, wall dong, and leg dong are all the rage now? How about you, find the right moment, drag someone into the woods, and press him against a tree! Squeeze your chin! Kiss hard! Don't give her a chance to react! She won't even have time to close her jaw! Then stick out your tongue! Exchange saliva with her! Done!"

Yuan Ye was suspicious: "So simple?"

Peng Zhuoyu tried his best to restrain his sinister smile, and said sincerely: "Yes, yes, it's that simple."

Yuan Ye: "There is no... skills or something?"

Peng Zhuoyu sighed as if he had come here: "Young man, you don't understand this. Skills are all acquired through practice."

Yuan Ye: "Oh."

Peng Zhuoyu patted him: "I've said everything that needs to be said, and then it depends on your ability to act, come on."

Yuan Ye nodded.

Peng Zhuoyu desperately suppressed his laughter, and when he returned to the dormitory, he saw Yuan Ye lying on the bed, thinking seriously about his words, and finally couldn't help covering his face with the pillow, and laughed wildly "hahaha".

At the moment before the lights were turned off, Jiang Hai saw the scene where Peng Zhuoyu was shaking with laughter.

Jiang Hai: "..." Today's roommates are not normal, is it his illusion?

The next morning, Yuan Ye went to the dormitory next door to find Xu Yiran very early.But Xu Yiran left earlier. According to Zheng Wenming, he got up before six o'clock.

It slipped so fast.

Yuan Ye felt that he was too prescient, and had already brought Xu Yiran into his sphere of influence.Anyway, no matter how he ran, he was at the same table as himself. He could run away to a monk, but not to a temple.

After entering the classroom, Yuan Ye saw the back of Xu Yiran sitting there reading a book.

After thinking about it, he walked to his seat, slowly stuffed his schoolbag into the belly of the table, took out the book, and pretended to read it.Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Xu Yiran's face turning red a little bit, and he snickered inwardly, his face became more serious, pretending to be real.

After the whole morning, Yuan Ye didn't take the initiative to talk to Xu Yiran, and of course he didn't mention the kiss.Xu Yiran almost thought that what happened yesterday was his illusion.Otherwise, Yuan Ye lost his memory.

Xu Yiran touched the small note in his pocket, thinking that this is very good, although it is a bit regrettable, but it is more relaxing.

Just act like that never happened.

Thinking about it this way, in the last class, Xu Yiran picked up his mood and went to class seriously.

Yuan Ye followed him unobtrusively, seeing his tense body relax, he smirked inwardly, gearing up, ready to release his ultimate move.

While the teacher asked everyone to read the textbook, Yuan Ye erected the book to cover their faces, and whispered to Xu Yiran, "Last night I asked Peng Zhuoyu why he kissed with tongue, do you want to try?"

His voice was so low that no one around could hear them, but Xu Yiran was so close to him that he not only heard them, but also heard them clearly.

So as Yuan Ye expected, in an instant, Xu Yiran's face turned red to the point of exploding.