Astrologer is coming again

Fang Youyuan quickly came out with two bowls of instant noodles, each with a portion of boiled egg and ham.

"Ah Jing, I haven't seen you catching ghosts yet. Can you do it? I heard that the group of guys next door were tossed about last night and stayed up all night! It's so miserable." Fang Youyuan peeled the egg and put it in Jiang Jing's bowl.

Jiang Jing ate hard, and took the time out of his busy schedule to return: "Idiots choose to catch ghosts at night! Do you have to talk about fair competition with ghosts to catch a ghost? Don't be stupid! Anyway, let's go in broad daylight. If we can't catch ghosts, we will Just run!"

Fang Youyuan thought about it for this reason: "Okay! Listen to you! Our deal must be completed, and I can't let Lao Tzu do nothing for nothing!"

"Don't worry, I have negotiated a good price with the landlord. I will catch ghosts for him, and the money will be delivered. No one can take away my business."

Jiang Jing's catching ghosts was simple and rude. After he asked Fang Youyuan to trick the owner of the house, Jiang Lianzhi, he used the compass to find the place where the evil energy gathered, and directly used the spirit water talisman paper chicken blood.After digging out the dirt, it was not time for lunch, so he called in two more masters to rebuild the wall.Of course the blame is on Jiang Lian's head.

"Snapped."

Jiang Jing put the wooden box containing the filth, covered and pasted with suppressing spells on the table, pushed it under the eyes of the person opposite, then sat sideways on the sofa, and knocked out a cigarette for himself to light.

The landlord is a middle-aged woman with heavy makeup.She winked at the wooden box and looked left and right for a while, but she didn't see a doorway, so she hummed critically: "Who knows if your box is real or not!"

Jiang Jing took a puff of smoke: "Sister, you can inspect the goods!"

"It's okay, okay?"

"The big deal is to get rid of the ghost, don't worry, I will get rid of it for you after you pay the money."

The landlord swallowed loudly.

"I don't think this ghost is too difficult to catch, isn't it cheaper?"

Jiang Jing sneered: "Sister, I'm here for a one-buy price! 200 yuan per step, which step do you want to miss?"

The landlord gritted his teeth secretly, knowing that he had met a ruthless character.I can only slap a thick envelope prepared in the bag on the table bitterly!

"What if there are ghosts in the future? Where can I find you, my old lady?"

Jiang Jing shook out a corner and counted it, and said with a smile: "Elder sister, don't worry, I am not a one-off sale, I have after-sales service. I will live with you for a while, and any supernatural events will be given to you for free during this period." Follow up."

Hearing this, the landlord was finally satisfied.

Jiang Jing was a little excited at the moment because he had no income for a long time.After seeing off the landlord, he went out to buy some wine and came back to celebrate with Fang Youyuan.

When he came back again, he was walking to the entrance when he saw a letter under the crack of the door.

Jiang Jing hung his eyes and let out a puff of smoke: "Pay bill?" He stepped on it, "I can't see it."

Fang Youyuan poked his head out from inside, looked left and right, and whispered to Jiang Jing: "It should be the kid next door, right?"

It turned out that he had just been ordered to deceive Jiang Lianzhi away for a while, so that Jiang Jing could successfully conclude a deal with the landlord.Unexpectedly, it seemed a bit early to come back, and let Jiang Lianzhi hear and listen to the whole process of Jiang Jing's bargaining with the landlord.

At that time, Jiang Lianzhi's expression was mixed with the grief and indignation of being deceived, depressed, disappointed, fierce, distorted, hazy... It was simply terrifying!

"Take it, you heartless man!" Fang Youyuan picked up the envelope, patted it clean, and stuffed it into Jiang Jing's arms, "At least take a look, I didn't expect that there are still people who communicate in such a retro way, it's not easy, Don't let people down."

Jiang Jing was a little nervous.He pinched the cigarette between his fingers and scratched his temples with his ring finger.After stuffing the wine for Fang Youyuan to deal with, he leaned over and sat on the sofa, slowly pulled out the letter paper and threw it away, and then drank beer while tasting the letter of complaint.

The opening sentence of this letter is: "You lied to me!"

Jiang Jing choked on the beer with a "chi" sound.

"It turns out that you are also a physicist! Report the origin of your master!"

There are many strange people among the physiognomy teachers. This group of people has abilities that ordinary people do not have, and it is difficult to control them with ordinary laws and regulations.In order to prevent the physiognomists from doing anything wrong and disturbing the social order, it is natural to have a department that restricts the physiognomists.This mysterious department was established by the state, and Mai Daomen is one of the law enforcement elders.Jiang Lianzhi, acting as the temporary head, has both the right and the obligation to inquire about Jiang Jing's background.

Jiang Jing continued to look down.

"Since you have the means of a physicist, why didn't you do it last night!"

"There is a training in the fortune-telling world. Unless a fortune-telling master makes an appointment in advance, or the master takes the initiative to give it to you afterwards, you must never blackmail the master afterwards. How do you explain it!"

Jiang Jing sighed leisurely: "The whole text is handwritten, very sincere."

Fang Youyuan came over with the packed wine and sat across from him: "I see that kid seems to be a bit socially phobic, otherwise everyone will live next door, and if you have something to say, just knock on the door?"

Jiang Jing shrugged and smiled noncommittally.His junior has been so withdrawn and out of gregarious since he was a child, it's fine if he doesn't talk to anyone for a year.

With a flick of his fingers, he pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray and extinguished it, put his hands in his trouser pockets and stood up.

"You eat first, I'll go over and enlighten him."

"Okay, just don't get mad." Fang Youyuan muttered.

Jiang Jing knocked on Jiang Lianzhi's door: "Hey, big brother, here's your reply!"

The door of the room opened a crack silently, revealing half of Jiang Lianzhi's gloomy and pale face.Through the opening he could see darkness in his room.

As expected, his junior brother is still the same. He is extraordinarily vigorous and powerful when working, just like a superman leaning over. He can be upright, kind and tolerant in dealing with people and things, but he usually looks like he hurts his body too much.Look, it was fine last night, and now it's back to its original shape, it's almost like a transformation.

Jiang Jing said: "The content of the letter is as follows: [-]. I have no teacher, I rely on my own groping, which shows that I am a genius. [-]. I don't have tools, so I can't let me fight that ghost brother with bare hands, right? [-].... …You know, my master is very sick. (Note: His master has passed away for many years.)”

Having said this in one breath, Jiang Jing slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, lowered his eyelids, and a bit of bitterness appeared at the corner of his mouth.He began to nonsense, "The price was agreed with the landlord early in the morning. I didn't expect it to work out. She bullied me as a foreigner and wanted to lower the price. I... hey, I also know that this is wrong. Maybe I should go to the local The Labor Law Enforcement Supervision Brigade complained...but I really need money to save my life."

"You still want to lie to me!" Jiang Lianzhi gritted his teeth and said.

Jiang Jing sighed and said, "Why am I lying to you? Not only that, I just lost my relationship, lost my job, lost my memory, and lost everything about me. Master, I survived very hard. Can you be sympathetic?"

"You..." Jiang Lianzhi was speechless.Is this person really that miserable?

He secretly condensed his spells in his eyes, and looked at Jiang Jing's face.I saw that Jiang Jing's eyebrows were protruding, which means that the marriage was not going well.Vertical lines on the lips indicate that the career is not going well.The Yintang is dusty, because relatives and friends are not going well.In short, everything is not going well.A rare collection of all kinds of unlucky faces.

Did he really blame him?

Jiang Lianzhi took a closer look, but Jiang Jing's face suddenly changed again.

The face of a person changes rapidly.

Without waiting for Jiang Lianzhi to take a closer look, Jiang Jing turned around, sighed desolately from his back, "No matter what the world thinks of me, I will firmly follow my own path!" close the door.

Jiang Lianzhi stood there in a daze, feeling a little complicated.

What a poor man!No wonder the vicissitudes of life are on his face, it turns out that he has experienced such a rough experience!

Jiang Lianzhi forgave Jiang Jing for deceiving and blackmailing him.

He didn't know that he would usher in a new wave of deception and blackmail from Jiang Jing.

Jiang Jing returned to his room, picked up the beer and gulped it down, saying that he was a little thirsty after so much.

Finally, Jiang Lianzhi was dismissed. If that conscientious and stubborn brat keeps pestering him endlessly and forbids him to do this or that, his old life will die!

Jiang Jing hadn't written poetry for a long time, and Jiang Lianzhi's letter gave him a flash of inspiration.

After eating and returning to the room, he was full of ideas, and immediately sat down in front of the computer to express them.

In fact, apart from being a physiognomist, Jiang Jing also has a secret online identity—a modern romantic poet, whose pen name is Chufeng.In the past, he often published a few crooked poems on his scarf from time to time. Regardless of the crooked writing of his poems, he has captured a group of brain-dead fans, which shows that there is no shortage of secondary disease patients in the world.Later, he succeeded as the head, and things were complicated, so he put down his pen and retired.Now that he is free again, he decided to start over and keep writing.

Ten fingers tapped on the keyboard quickly, he pushed the keyboard away, stroked his chin to appreciate his masterpiece, and secretly nodded his head to express his satisfaction.

The room was dark, and he was the only one smiling at the bright screen.

In the next room separated by a wall, Jiang Lianzhi was sitting at the table recalling last night and summing up his experience when he suddenly heard a "beep" notification sound from his mobile phone.He froze for a moment, clicked on it, and found that it was an Internet poet whom he admired very much, who had updated the scarf.

He has been paying attention to Chufeng's works for a long time, and he announced his retirement some time ago, which made him feel lost for a long time.Unexpectedly, the idol would suddenly announce his comeback.Jiang Lianzhi was extremely pleasantly surprised, and a gleam of joy rarely appeared on his perennially cloudy face.

He quickly left a message of support under the scarf: Great God, welcome back!

He has always been the first supporter of the Wind Catcher, and no one can match his hand speed.

Soon, Chasing Feng replied to him: Smile manually.

Jiang Lianzhi closed his eyes and pressed his chest, and smiled silently and happily.

In this world, only his Wind Catcher is the best...!

Jiang Lianzhi took a nap in the room.In the short half hour, he had nightmares.In his dream, he heard his senior brother say loudly to an old man: "Master, that's him! He was the one who stole your strawberries just now!" After a while, his senior brother held his hand and said with a smile: "Brother, let's go together Let's pick strawberries." Suddenly, it was his senior brother pressing on him and grinning grinningly, a finger gently slid across his chest: "Junior brother, there is also a strawberry here..." Jiang Lianzhi woke up in shock.

Jiang Lianzhi was having a nightmare here, and Jiang Jing, who was a wall away, was also deeply in a nightmare.

He dreamed that a beautiful young man landed on all fours like a lizard, crawled up from below to his upper body, and finally landed on his chest.The boy lowered his head, bit the zipper on his clothes lightly with his teeth, and slowly pulled it down.The clothes were slowly pulled away, exposing his bare chest.The boy sticks out his bright red tongue, rubbing and licking along the traces of the zipper...

The boy raised his eyes and said silently to him: A Jing, you are mine, and I want to eat you.

Jiang Jing opened his eyes suddenly, and a soul-suppressing talisman pierced into his chest!

After the obsession that penetrated into his soul completely dissipated, he sat up sweating profusely in the dark.

He let out a long breath, and clenched his fists unconsciously.

"Fucking pervert! Fuck the muddy horse!"

He has changed his body and still haunts him!Really annoying!Really annoying! !Really annoying! ! !

Say the nasty thing three times.