Astrologer is coming again

"Hey, buddy, look at that one, it's in the middle of the night, don't it be that or something?" the young man lowered his voice.He looks like a man and a woman, and it's not an ordinary woman's look, but a picky bustard with small eyes and big cheekbones.Just a big black mole on the corner of the mouth.

Fang Youyuan had already woken up during the sudden brake just now, and this Kanye immediately picked up the topic in high spirits after hearing the words: "What's the matter, men are full of yang, and all evils can't invade!"

The young man muttered, "It's as if you men won't die."

Fang Youyuan turned his head and was about to refute that you are not a man, but suddenly caught a glimpse of his exceptionally gifted appearance, he immediately hiccupped and swallowed his words.

Fang Youyuan whispered to Jiang Jing: "The one in the back is also very dangerous, he might be gay, you and I should be careful!"

"Oh, okay." Jiang Jing still looked sleepy and decadent.

The young man blinked cutely, glanced at this and then at that, pursed his lips and sighed.He thought these two looked calmer, maybe they would have some good ideas!It's really fancy but not useful!Forget it, anyway, even if something happens, having these two guys standing in front of him will buy him more time to escape.

There were a few junior high school girls sitting in the back of the carriage, and they also stopped talking at this time.As if for courage, a girl turned on the radio in her mobile phone.

The radio channel is broadcasting a health interview column, and an expert is introducing the nutritional value of pineapple.

"The sugar, salt and enzymes contained in pineapple have the effect of diuresis and detumescence. Regular consumption of fresh pineapple juice is beneficial to hypertension, and it can also be used for the treatment of nephritis, edema, cough and phlegm..." (This paragraph is sponsored by Du Niang kindly provided)

In the empty carriage, a faint sigh suddenly sounded.

"I also liked pineapples when I was alive, hehehe..."

Jiang Jing clearly heard the sound of air-conditioning around him.Those junior high school students got up rustlingly, ignoring the difference between men and women, and joined Jiang Jing's camp by coincidence.

So at this time, the layout of the carriage changed. The driver and the woman in white skirt sat together, while Jiang Jing led a group of younger brothers to sit together.

Jiang Jing scratched his temples: "Do you still like it now?" He actually started talking to the woman in such a swaggering way.

The people behind me were horrified!This uncle even dares to flirt with female ghosts, what a pure man!

Fang Youyuan thought anxiously: Has this child not overcome the setback of losing love?

Unexpectedly, the woman really answered: "I like it, but after giving birth, I don't eat it often."

Everyone: ... a liar, cheating our feelings.

Just when everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Jiang Jing suddenly stood up.

"parking."

The driver stopped the car as promised.

Fang Youyuan looked out the window: "A Jing, we haven't arrived yet!"

"I know." (It's no wonder he knows.) Jiang Jing stretched his waist, stretched his wrists, and walked slowly towards the woman in the white skirt.Everyone's hearts couldn't help but rose to their throats as he walked.Does this uncle still want to discuss the value of pineapples in depth with others! ?

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Jiang Jing passed the woman in such a grandiose manner, and stopped beside the driver.

He raised his hand and patted the driver's shoulder: "Hey, buddy, let me drive instead, you sit in the back."

"What!" The male and female young man was the first to jump up and shout, "Uncle, you are crazy! Are you going to get out of the car and drive like crazy, don't implicate us!"

Jiang Jing: "Noisy."

Several little girls smiled and said to each other: "Uncle is so domineering!"

Fang Youyuan had a terrible headache, he had no choice but to stand up and preside over justice to appease everyone: "Okay, everyone stop making trouble! Let him drive if he wants to! Don't be an example!" After speaking, he showed off his biceps, and there were many resistance Means to leave the car.

"You are in the same group! What the hell are you trying to do? Do you want to hijack a car!" The young man jumped, his voice was very clear when he screamed, just like a little yellow chicken.

Jiang Jing replied in his heart, this kind of ghost is called back to the door.He guessed that the driver was caught by this wilderness old corpse just after parking the car.It's a pity that he didn't carry tools such as compass and ancient coins, otherwise he would have noticed it earlier.

Returning to the door zombie refers to those ghosts who died in a foreign land, and it was not easy to die.This kind of ghost longs for fallen leaves to return to their roots, but they don't have the ability to fly into the sky and escape from the ground. They can only wait and ambush passing vehicles in some quiet night roads.They are only for hitching a ride, not killing people, and the possessed person is just seriously ill. In the news, many drivers who run at night have accidents on the road, part of which is because of encountering such ghosts.If it wasn't for worrying that the car would be driven into the gutter by the back door, Jiang Jing really didn't want to care about it.

Amidst the discussions among the passengers, the driver who had been staring at the steering wheel in silence finally moved.He turned his face in slow motion.

His lips were black and purple, his rough face was dull and gray, and there were only whites in his eye sockets, but no pupils.

"Ghost!"

The woman in the white dress sitting closest screamed.Immediately, other people also reacted, and the exclamation sounded together.The young man was so frightened that he collapsed on the seat.

When he returned to the door, he was startled by human voices, and suddenly became hostile to the living.The fingers holding the steering wheel were arched like eagle claws, foamy saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth, and ferocious veins appeared on his face.

Before he could violently hurt others, Jiang Jing quickly pinched his hands and pressed them on his forehead with a "snap", stopping all his movements.That place is called Shenting Point, which is regarded as the nerve center in physiognomy, which can control the spirit and restrain the soul.

If there are people who know the goods at this time, they must be amazed at Jiang Jing's ability to draw talismans in the air.In the world of physiognomy masters, there are only a handful of talented masters who can do so well.

After Jiang Jing slapped the driver like a mosquito, the driver kept his eyes still.Jiang Jing picked up a rag and wiped his face, then pulled him up from the seat and stuffed him into the back seat.A woman in a white skirt was originally sitting in that seat, but just now that woman was so frightened that she ran to the back.

"Don't be afraid, everyone. The driver is not a ghost. He just rolled his eyes to relax because of being overtired. Just rest for a while." Jiang Jing explained to the trembling crowd after setting up the driver.

Everyone: Who are you fooling!It's all like this, dare to say it's overtired!Who can turn the eyeballs all over and drive!

Jiang Jing didn't care whether these people believed it or not.He was very happy to have the opportunity to play the role of a bus driver.He is very daring to try, and dared to drive A1 with C3 in his pocket.

Sitting on the driver's seat, he held the steering wheel and looked ahead, with his back turned to the passengers, showing a fanatical and excited expression.

"Then, everyone sit down! Now, uncle, I will take everyone home!"

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Fang Youyuan, who finally returned to the company's apartment alive, leaned on the wall, wiped the corners of his mouth, and moved out of the bathroom in a state of exhaustion. He said to his friend who was happily making unknown dishes in the kitchen: "I think it's better to let that driver continue to work. Roll your eyes and open it."

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The internal meeting of Maidaomen.

Jiang Lianzhi is a pale, gloomy, taciturn, tall and thin young man.He was tall, square-shouldered, but lean, looking as though he had grown malnourished.After the senior brother Jiang Jing mysteriously disappeared, he took over as the head temporarily to track down the whereabouts of the senior brother.

At this moment, he was sitting right in front of the round table meeting, listening to the long sighs and short sighs of his classmates with a blank face, but his thoughts drifted to the sky with the lonely clouds outside the window.

Jiang Lianzhi's feelings towards Jiang Jing are very complicated.He entered the teacher's school at the age of eight, and the first peer he met was Jiang Jing.

Everyone said that Jiang Jing was talented and intelligent, a rare genius once in a hundred years. No matter how profound the spells taught by his master, Jiang Jing could understand them at once. What is a genius?Looking back at himself, the master kept explaining, encouraging and reprimanding, but he just couldn't figure out the reason.But he can bear hardships and is willing to overcome any difficulty.When Jiang Jing was playing, he was studying; when Jiang Jing was sleeping late, he was still burning the lights and fighting at night.God rewards hard work, the stupid bird flies first, he keeps cheering himself up, just wants to surpass Jiang Jing and prove himself!

Jiang Jing is like a high mountain and a vast ocean, oppressing his heart all the time during the years of growing up.Under the cloud of the film titled Jiang Jing, he wanted to turn mountains and seas in his dreams!However, until today, he still failed to defeat Jiang Jing.

In fact, he didn't hate Jiang Jing at first.Not only do not hate, but even a little worship.Jiang Jing is as gentle as jade, gentle, smart and polite. He always has a gentle smile on his face, and there is no one in the ten miles and eight villages who doesn't like him.

But why did he hate Jiang Jing so much afterwards?

Last night he dreamed about the events of his youth again.

That was when he first entered the division.Because of his gloomy temper, no one wants to get close to him.Jiang Jing was the first person who took the initiative to talk to him.

That day Jiang Jing took his hand kindly and said to him: "Brother, to celebrate your joining this big family, brother will take you to the mountain to pick strawberries together."

He was flattered and followed Jiang Jing to the orchard on the mountain.The garden is fenced, and there are two big wolf dogs walking among the bushes.He had never done anything bad, and he was a little scared, realizing that their behavior might not be appropriate.

He persuaded Jiang Jing: "Brother, this doesn't seem very good..."

Jiang Jing said confidently: "It's okay, this dog doesn't dare to bite people, let's pick a few and leave. Brother is also taking risks for you."

Hearing this, he was both happy and guilty.

As the saying goes, if you stretch out your hand, you will be caught.The two climbed over the fence and landed on the ground, but they got off to a bad start and were caught by the garden guard.

The dog was indeed just bluffing, but the uncle did not cover it.The old man fucked a wooden stick and rushed over cursing all the way.

He panicked right then.In the confusion, Jiang Jing grabbed his hand and shouted: "Junior brother, run!"

He ran away at the sound.After running a few steps, he realized that Jiang Jing hadn't followed.

"Brother, why don't you run?"

Jiang Jing resolutely said: "You run first, I'll finish later!"

His eyes turned red instantly.Brother is so kind!He hesitated for a while, and finally decided to rush back to rescue soldiers.

Unexpectedly, he only ran a few steps forward, and the garden guard came up behind him panting.

He heard Jiang Jing say indignantly to Master Shouyuan, "Master, that's him! He was the one who stole your strawberries just now!"