After being dismantled cp

When Lu Que arrived at the palace, he saw a blood-stained girl throwing herself at the young man's feet, hugging his calf piously and madly, like a pious believer and sacrificer.

And Xi Bai, this little fool was putting his palm on the maid's head and smiling, "Oh, it's awesome, I killed my sister. You obviously didn't ask you to kill her. You see, the blood is bleeding everywhere, killing me The carpets are all stained."

The beautiful young man stretched out his legs and kicked the girl lightly, thinking, "Go, lick all the blood off."

He propped his chin up, his face as pure as an angel was full of pure emotions.Crystal clear like a jewel.

It can't reflect the good and evil of people, but it seems that the deepest good and evil are all accumulated in those eyes.

The girl who got the order rolled and crawled to lick the dirt on the carpet.

Work like a dog.

Next to her was the body of her sister who had been stabbed several times, but she didn't care.

It's not that she didn't care, she licked irrationally while shedding tears.

Even though it was the class she killed with her own hands, and she was extremely resolute, but now she felt a heavy sadness.

Xi Bai looked at her and wiped away his tears, the beautiful young man Liu sighed with tears, "Oh, my sister has no older sister, what should I do?"

Lu Que came over, "You're seducing the maid again." His tone was very bad.

"Ah? Seduction?" Xi Bai looked innocent, "What did you say?"

The fool!Lu Que gritted his teeth, "Seduction is what you are doing now, looking at me with this look!"

As if possessed by a demon, he squeezed Xi Bai's face and kissed him on the lips.

very shallow.

The moment the two people met, they felt like getting an electric shock, and quickly separated.

Lu Que was shocked, how could he want to kiss this fool!Is it because no woman herself is so horny now?Can you deal with fools?

Xi Bai touched his lips ignorantly, then bent down suddenly, "Bah, bah, bah!"

Lu Que hadn't said what to say. Seeing this fool's disgusted face, he couldn't come up because he was so angry. He held Xi Bai down, with a bad look on his face, "What are you doing?"

"It's disgusting, I kissed a cat! Don't kiss a cat." Xi Bai glared at him, and even opened his mouth to bite his hand.

Lu Que laughed angrily, "Do you know how many women line up to kiss me? Just you, idiot, I still don't like you."

He let go of Xi Bai.

Xi Bai immediately felt aggrieved and grabbed his clothes with a pitiful look, "Bad guy!"

Lu Que looked angry, but this time it was not just anger, it seemed that there was something else.

What the hell is wrong with me?He clasped his hands nervously,

It was even more annoying to see Xi Bai's pitiful look, "Don't make such an expression, I'm not a ****!"

This idiot looked like a child, so he didn't dare to be interested.

But the appearance of a fool is really okay.

He looked at the court lady and clicked his tongue, "You just use your face to confuse women?"

He pinched Xi Bai's chin and looked at it carefully, "It's kind of cute."

Xi Bai's eyes widened, and he covered his mouth with his hands, looking nervous.

The more he did this, the more he aroused Lu Que's rebellious psychology, and he liked to be against everyone.

He directly broke away Xi Bai's hand, bowed his head and was about to kiss.

Just touched it, haven't tasted it yet.Lu Que thought distractedly, it seems that the flavor of cherry jelly is not bad.

What is this fool late, why is it sweet?

Finally, the lips of the two touched.

This time Lu Que was convinced that it was cherry flavored. He turned his gaze slightly and saw a plate of cherry pits on the side. This fool was eating cherries just now.

It's hard to stop after such a kiss.

The crisp and numb current rises along the place where the two people are touching.

Lu Que suddenly had a little appetite, he wanted to eat this fool.

Xi Bai struggled in a panic, but the struggle was futile.

He couldn't beat the muscular Lu Que at all.

Lu Que directly pushed the king onto the table, pinching his chin to keep going.

Transparent saliva slipped from the corners of the two mouths that were stuck together.

Fortunately, the maid was still licking the floor, otherwise she would have died of grief seeing this scene.

Lu Que cried the king himself.

He kissed so well that the fool king was already sobbing and crying.

Lu Que, who had gained some kind of satisfaction, was in a much better mood and became a little more patient.

He pinched the king's chin, "Fool, why are you crying?"

He has a handsome and evil face, and he has a strong sense of oppression and aggression when he approaches at this moment.

"You're a villain! I was licked by a cat, it's not clean anymore!" Xi Bai burst into tears.

"I'm not a cat!" The veins on Lu Que's forehead popped up, and he was about to get angry again, this idiot, "You can see clearly, use your dog eyes to see clearly for the old man, I am a human!"

He turned Xi Bai's face so that he could see clearly.

Xi Bai looked at him with tears in his eyes, and retorted weakly, "You are a cat."

Pussy balls!Lu Que was about to die of anger.

He got up and shook Xi Bai away,

So ruthless just after kissing.

"I don't even think you are dirty. Fool, who knows if you have eaten any messy things."

Said that Lu Que suddenly remembered that Xi Bai ate a caterpillar when he was a child, and his face turned a little blue.

Kissing Xi Bai just now was really crazy, but he still hates it so much!

"Hurry up and clean up your maid." Lu Que said, "There is someone who can cure your stupid disease. I'll take you to see it."

"I'm not stupid." Xi Bai was aggrieved.

"You are stupid, suggest treatment," Lu Que said mercilessly.

Xi Bai jumped off the table directly, aggrieved and walked to his side, seemed to realize that the hand was too tight, so he silently moved one meter away.

Lu Que's face darkened, "Hiding for nothing."

He reached out and pulled Xi Bai to his side.

Pulling the fool's arm.

Xi Bai exerted force silently, holding back his strength to pull his arm out.

Of course Lu Que noticed his small movements and gripped even tighter.

"Your court lady doesn't care?" He looked at the woman lying on the ground.

"She will clean it up slowly. Let's go." Xi Bai said.

Lu Que sneered, "Don't let me see you playing this kind of game with women next time."

If at some point he found out that this idiot was playing games with the court lady on the bed, he would have killed the palace lady and eunuched the idiot.

"Is that okay with a man?" Xi Bai asked with wide eyes, "I want to play with the knight—"

"Not even men!" Lu Que refused straight away, "You still want to play with men? You don't even know how much flesh you have."

He sarcastically said, "If you want to play with them, you must at least beat me."

"Is it hard to beat a cat?" Xi Bai asked foolishly.

"It's hard, you probably don't have much hope in this life, so be honest." Lu Que said.

While the two were talking, they came to the church in the palace.

This is the church built by Lu Que for the crazy god.

The man in black was praying quietly, and in front of him was a huge stone statue wrapped in black mist.

No face or limbs, not a human form, but an indescribable mass of huge monsters, covered with tentacles.Looking at it makes people feel that the eyes are polluted.

"It's here." Lu Que looked at Xi Bai.

The idiot didn't respond.

Many new maids cried when they saw this statue, or were so scared that they lost control on the spot.

Lu Que didn't respond either.

Xi Bai was unexpectedly the only one among so many people in the palace who didn't react in any way except him.

"Aren't you scared?" Lu Que maliciously reminded Xi Bai, wanting to see how the little fool cried in fright.But to his disappointment, Xi Bai still didn't respond, and even looked at the statue and laughed.

"It's so cute! Big cat, don't you look pretty?" Xi Bai actually said quite proudly.

Looks a little smug.

"Looks good?" Lu Que was speechless.Xi Bai is indeed a fool, and he is simply a fool who expects fools to have normal thinking.

"Get over it, the bishop here can cure your stupid disease." He pushed Xi Bai in front of the bishop.

The bishop is covered in robes.He only stretched out an old and bitter hand and placed it on top of Xi Bai's head.

Then the black light came on, and a mantra was muttered.

Xi Bai fainted.

Lu Que caught him quickly.

The bishop laughed when he saw this scene.

"What are you laughing at?" Lu Que frowned, he didn't like this kind of nagging magic stick very much.

"Why did the Counselor let the king return to normal?" asked the bishop. "I think it is better for you that the king remains stupid."

"Of course I know." Lu Que sneered, "Of course I do this because I like it."

In fact, suddenly I didn't know why, I just wanted to do it, so I did it.

"You have such a good relationship with His Majesty the King." The bishop sighed.

"Okay?" Lu Que still sneered.

What good?Of course he was just taking advantage of the fool, who was useless for nothing but his status as king.

Xi Bai woke up quickly, Lu Que stepped forward to check immediately, but soon frowned, "Nothing changed."

Xi Bai simply blinked.

"Because your majesty is not stupid," said the bishop.

He patted Xi Bai's shoulder and made a dull sound.

"I just helped His Majesty the King improve his quality, and His Majesty the King is insane."

"No problem?" Lu Que grabbed the bishop's collar with a dangerous expression, "No problem? He's so stupid. You tell me it's okay?"

Xi Bai looked surprised, "Big cat, grandpa, what are you doing?"

The bishop raised his hand, "It's really no problem. Look at the king. He can take care of himself and understand what others say. It's just that he has a relatively simple mind and is not easily influenced by the outside world. He will always maintain the logic of a child's thinking."

"That means he'll just never grow up."

"Is that so?" Lu Que squinted his eyes, feeling that yes, although this fool is crazy, sometimes he can't see it in serious situations.At least he's cute when he's not thinking about playing games.

But as soon as he started playing the game this guy went crazy.

The reason why he brought Xi Bai to see it was because he had heard that many fools would live shortly because of certain birth defects. Since Xi Bai is normal, it doesn't matter if he stays like this.

He carried Xi Bai and walked out, "Fool, go back,"

"Big cat, I just had a dream." Xi Bai said with a smirk.

"What dream?" Putting down a big rock, Lu Que decided to be kinder to Xi Bai.

"I dreamed that you did some shameful things with me, just like what mother would do with knights." Xi Bai said simply.

Snapped!

Lu Que slapped him hard on the forehead, "You're dreaming."

"But it's really a dream." Xi Bai covered his head, "You hit me!"

Behind them, the bishop saluted reverently.

"My lord, the god of madness and disorder, your glory will shine on this world."