God Beast Farm Stay

The full moon hangs high.

The bright moonlight shone in a green melon field, and there were two sneaky figures shuttling through the melon field.Er Mazi patted this and touched that, with a greedy look on his face.

"This melon is really big and round, they really aren't bragging!"

Er Mazi looked at the watermelons in the field. The green watermelons were round and big, bigger than both of his heads. If they were stolen and sold, they would not know how much they would cost.

The boy who followed Er Mazi also echoed twice, and the two looked at each other and smiled.Obviously thought of going together.

"Not to mention, this trip is not in vain, let me see which watermelon is the best!" This is the first batch of watermelons on the market this year. At this time, the price of watermelons is high, and Er Mazi has not eaten yet. .Thinking of this, Er Mazi seemed to have the sweet smell of watermelon in his mouth, and his saliva couldn't stop secreting.

The two of them bent their backs and whispered how about this watermelon, and that watermelon seemed to be bigger, unaware that something was approaching in the darkness.

"Snapped"

Breaking sound.

Er Mazi turned his head and said, "Why are you filming me if you have nothing to do?"

"Who shot you? Suspicious."

Er Mazi frowned and turned back to pick the watermelon. He patted the watermelon in front of him, only to hear the melon rind make a crisp sound, it sounds so good!It sounds like a good melon!

"That's it!"

As Er Mazi said, he reached out to pick the watermelon, when suddenly, something slapped him on the back again!

"I told you not to touch me!" Er Mazi yelled loudly. The young man beside him looked at him inexplicably, and said, "Who touched you? Why are you yelling so loudly? Are you trying to call someone over?"

"..."

Er Mazi finally noticed something was wrong, he looked at his accomplice who was not far from him, no matter how he looked at it, it was impossible to pat his back...

The boy also realized that something was wrong, and the two looked at each other. At this time, there was a more intensive fluttering sound in the air. This sound seemed to be the sound of birds spreading their wings and flapping the air, but where did the birds come from this night...

The two looked for their reputation, and met the eyes of the big white goose that had been watching for a long time.

Why are there geese here? ! !

The two of them were stunned, but the group of big white geese did not give them a chance to breathe, and rushed over the moment they looked at each other!

As for how to calculate the ranking of combat power in the countryside, it's not those punks or vicious dogs, but the big white geese raised at home!People who live in rural areas basically have the experience of being chased and bitten by geese. Big white geese have small heads and small vision, but they are bold. As long as you meet them in the eye, it is equivalent to provocation. Before you react, the next The second goose will rush forward to fight you to the death!

Even more so now, the two of them had no time to react, they saw a group of big white geese huh-lahing all around them, and the leader of the big white geese raised their heads to the sky and howled——

"Quack quack quack quack!!!"

Then he rushed over with a big white goose!Er Mazi and the others had no time to dodge their thighs when a big white goose grabbed a piece of meat, just like this, the meat would turn green soon!

At this time, they couldn't care less about what to do, and Er Mazi endured the pain so as not to cry out, and hurriedly ran.

"Brother! When did you grab a watermelon?!" The boy next to Er Mazi watched Er Mazi hug a big watermelon from the ground while avoiding the big white goose.

"Thieves don't leave empty space, run!"

As Er Mazi said, he burst out his life's potential and rushed out of the melon field.

Big white geese; "Gah?"

I want to run, but there is no way!

"Damn it, why are you chasing me so hard!!"

The domesticated white geese will automatically leave when they can’t be chased by others, but now this group of big white geese seems to have become smart. Abandon!Moreover, the big white goose has a long neck. After catching up to a certain distance, it will stretch out its neck and give you a bite, which is terrible!

What a ferocious big white goose! !

Er Mazi and the others didn't even care about the watermelon at this moment. They threw the watermelon aside, and the big watermelon was smashed to pieces.And this move seems to have touched some incredible mechanism.

The big white goose headed up to the sky and roared! "Quack quack!!!"

The whole flock of geese is crazy!

The big white geese: "Quack quack quack" rushed up!

"Don't come here!! I will never steal again!!"

Er Mazi just ran out of the melon field and was surrounded by big white geese. This group of big white geese ate each other, and taught these two little thieves a lesson!In the end, they were willing to give up when they saw that the two were tossed and had no strength to escape and collapsed on the ground.The Ermazi were just about to breathe a sigh of relief when they finally escaped from the goose beak, when they heard the group of big white geese collectively start to roar to the sky.

"Quack quack quack quack—!!"

Obediently, don't talk about a hundred geese.This call was heard by the whole village.

Most importantly, the owner of the melon field - the owner of the farmhouse closest to the melon field also heard it.

Jiao Shiqiu, who was sleeping soundly, was suddenly woken up by the loud geese calling, and he was in a daze. At this moment, Little Phoenix squeezed in from the window—it could jump onto the window now. up.

"Chirp!"

Little Phoenix said solemnly: "Come out with my lord."

Jiao Shiqiu didn't want to move at first, but Xiao Fenghuang insisted, so Jiao Shiqiu could only get up.In order to move easily, Little Phoenix is ​​ready to jump from the window.Jump on the head of this Terran.

Fly into the air!

A flash of orange lightning slapped it back to the floor!

Zhaocai grabbed Jiao Shiqiu's trouser legs and ran to the other's waist. Jiao Shiqiu quickly hugged the big fat cat in his arms, Zhaocai looked at the little Phoenix on the ground and meowed lazily.

Little kid, this is exclusive to this seat!

Little Phoenix: "..."

This divine beast was too domineering, the little phoenix crawled up from the ground whistling, and led the people to the melon field after Jiao Shiqiu opened the door with twists and turns.

Those big white geese were still squawking.

Jiao Shiqiu looked at Little Phoenix and listened to the crazy goose call, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Does this goose call have something to do with you?"

Little Fenghuang walked and jumped, took two steps and glided to lead the way. Hearing this, he chirped twice proudly.

It's my king's White Goose General!

Jiao Shiqiu couldn't understand, but he could feel Xiao Fenghuang's complacency and was curious.When they arrived at the scene, Jiao Shiqiu knew why Xiao Fenghuang was so happy.

This group of big white geese surrounded the two young people, each of them had marks of being taken out by geese, not only that, there was also a big watermelon that was smashed not far away.

It turned out to be two melon thieves.

As for Er Mazi, who has nothing to love about now, when he saw someone coming, he cried and hugged the other person's thigh and said, "Help, help..."

Big white goose, so scary! !

Jiao Shiqiu: "..."

He looked at Er Mazi and the two on the ground, and then at the proud little Phoenix and the big white goose.

This is really bad luck.

However, a person with hands and feet who doesn't study hard to steal chickens and dogs is not worthy of sympathy, and it's still on his head.Jiao Shiqiu directly took the two dying teenagers back to the farmhouse, and sent them to the police station at dawn.

Er Mazi also knew his fate, so he didn't struggle at the moment, allowing Jiao Shiqiu to take them back and sit there dejectedly.

To say that their current mood is that they regret very much.

But it is too late to regret, there is no regret medicine in the world.Jiao Shiqiu didn't tie them up, but put them in a small room in the backyard, with a few big white geese squatting around.

I'm not afraid of them sneaking away, now that Er Mazi and the others can't help their scalps getting numb when they see the big white goose, let alone think about sneaking away.

Early the next morning, the two were sent to a nearby police station by Jiao Shiqiu.

As evidenced by the video and the broken watermelon, the attempted theft was a given.However, the two are still underage, and the police station can only give oral education.

Jiao Shiqiu has no objection to this either. After all, these two unlucky children have already been taught a lesson by the big white goose in the farmhouse. It is estimated that they will never forget this experience.

But what Jiao Shiqiu didn't expect was that this matter would become a topic of current affairs for a while.

The reason is that the local police station edited the video he provided and posted it on the Internet with the title "Two thieves stole melons in the middle of the night, but they met the overlord of the farm and were severely taught!" 】

This video blurred the faces of the two teenagers, and briefly talked about stealing melons.

But what attracts attention is that in this video, everyone can clearly see how the group of big white geese found the melon thieves, and followed the two thieves silently. At first, they stretched out their wings and tried to Reminding the little thieves of their own existence, the narrator also matched it with words: "Hey, brother, look at your goose brother."

At the end, the big white goose found that the other party didn't notice him at all, and then the audience saw how the big white goose punched out angrily, beating the two little thieves until they cried.

Especially the scene of escaping with a melon in his arms is so angry and funny.

It was just a trivial matter, but because it was so funny to be chased and bitten by a group of big white geese, this small video suddenly became popular on the short video APP.

Netizens left messages expressing their joy.

"The child who was bitten by the goose really expressed his love for these two unlucky children. This is too miserable hahahahahaha."

"I couldn't help laughing out loud. The big white goose had written all over its face: There are such reckless people who steal melons? I'm so happy!"

"Did the master raise a big white goose to visit the nursing home? It's really wonderful!"

"Seeing them running away, I laughed so hard I put on my hearing aids hahahahahahaha!!!"

"This is what happens to a thief! Well done to the big white goose!"

Netizens may not have imagined that these big white geese are all subordinates of a little chicken!

Little Phoenix is ​​very proud of this matter, and patrols more diligently every day, and the big white goose seems to have become a great hero. Jiao Shiqiu thinks that the big white goose is really good at guarding the house, so he also let little Phoenix go. .

From then on, during the period when Dingshi Farmhouse had not hired security guards, General Big White Goose became the guardian of the farmhouse at night!

Little Phoenix tweeted seriously: This farmhouse and this melon field are covered by my king!