The master is playing hooligan every day [system]

The grove at night has a gloomy atmosphere. The bare trees stretch out and their twisted trunks intertwine with each other, entwining each other into a strange shape. It is terrifying but unexpectedly shows a sense of perseverance. It is precisely because of this illusory interdependence , The dark night seems to reveal a little light, which makes people's hearts bright and warm.

Just like Zhou Beiming now, he should have felt anxious when he heard Shen Linnan's words, but he didn't. He found that he didn't have any doubts in his heart about whether he could follow Shen Linnan.

He thought of the fact that Shen Linnan thought he was handsome when he was dressed in the shabby old clothes and wrapped in the quilt, a smile bloomed on his face.

Zhou Beiming took his favorite selfie pose in his previous life, raised his face slightly and smiled and said to Shen Linnan: "Your benefactor is so kind, how can you bear to abandon the next ordinary people who have no power to restrain them in this wilderness?"

"I'm kind? Ha." Shen Linnan smiled at himself, looked at his face and asked, "Listen to what they just said, did you still speak for me?"

"I just said a few words casually. They said you killed Fang Jingxuan, but I don't think you did. In my heart, you are a good person and I believe you."

"I'm probably... not as good as you think."

"It doesn't matter whether it's good or not. People shouldn't be divided by just one or two words, let alone judged by a few things." Zhou Beiming said this casually.

Keeping looking into Shen Linnan's eyes, the two quietly looked at themselves in each other's pupils. This kind of comfortable looking at each other made him feel a little encouraged again, so he continued to talk after thinking about it.

"Good and bad are always relative, so I said you are good just now because I think you are good. For example, the word 'righteousness kills relatives', do you think it means people are good or bad? Because most people are outside 'righteousness' They are in the position of most people, so they think that the person who can do righteousness and kill relatives is a hero. But what about the 'family' in this person?" Zhou Beiming gestured with two hands to make a boundary between the inside and the outside, deliberately putting himself Put it on the inner side, "Those who understand you will support you, and those who don't understand you will naturally hate you."

"Haha, is it righteous to kill relatives..." Shen Linnan laughed and repeated.

"Ah, I just gave you an example!" He thought of Shen Linnan's master, and hurriedly explained in case he thought too much.

Su Zi bounced up to them, shook her head at Shen Linnan, and whispered, "Brother Shen, I didn't find it."

Zhou Beiming thought of the dragon-shaped jade pendant he had picked up, and thought, could it be that these two people came here again to look for the jade pendant?

He hurriedly wanted to take it out and return it to the original owner, but the little angel stopped him.She said: "Master, the system says this is a key item for accumulating points, and the data will increase even more in the future. Are you sure you want to return it to him now?"

When Zhou Beiming heard it, he hesitated for a while and didn't take it out. Since it is a very important thing, let's see the situation first.

Unexpectedly, Shen Linnan was just dumbfounded, and immediately changed his expression of indifference, and comforted Su Zi, "It's okay, just treat it as...bury it in the soil."

Seeing what he said, Zhou Beiming took the jade pendant as his own for the time being with peace of mind.

When it came to talking about going with them again, Su Zi tapped him on the shoulder, watched him gasp again, shook his hand with a little disgust, and said, "Why do you take me? Other than eating and drinking None, just a burden."

Zhou Beiming grinned in pain, rubbed his shoulders and said, "I'm the god of the rivers and lakes..."

"Master, I'm so sad that I'm going offline. I was just looking at the male god and didn't pay attention to the time. I forgot to report the data to you. See you tomorrow!"

"..."

In his head, the little angel went offline, and Zhou Beiming, who was so anxious that there was no pause, didn't finish his sentence.

Su Zi circled around him curiously, a little excited when she saw him being beaten so hard that she was about to cry, and always wanted to pat Zhou Beiming when Shen Linnan wasn't paying attention, but every time she wanted to stretch out her hand to tease him, Brother Shen will take a look.

She had no choice but to stand obediently, and stopped when she heard Zhou Beiming's words. She waited for two seconds without a fart, and asked him impatiently, "What is the god of the rivers and lakes?"

Zhou Beiming pinched his neck stiffly, turned his head, and smiled at the two people who were staring at him together, he rolled his eyes and dared not look at them, and said, "Hey, hey, the god of the rivers and lakes... on, on the rivers and lakes ..." The sudden departure of this little angel made him lose his temper.

Suddenly he slapped his forehead and said happily: "My benefactor also needs money to travel the rivers and lakes, right? I will earn money for you!"

Full of expectations but hearing this, Su Zi pulled out a gold-plated whip from his waist, and deliberately swung it back and forth in his hands. Just when he was about to laugh at him for not knowing Mount Tai, Shen Linnan first said: "Oh? I really didn't How can you earn money?"

"Excellence, I look good and can sing!"

Zhou Beiming shamelessly took this skin as his own capital, and finally did not let the little angel feel proud.He made his debut as a singer in his previous life. In the era of rapid Internet development, the recorded music market is getting more and more sluggish, and he can't earn much money as a pure singer.In the later stage, the brokerage company took some plays for him, and then he started to enter the actor's field.But he himself doesn't really want to be in the limelight and doesn't compete for resources. Anyway, he can feed the whole family without hunger, so he keeps playing some familiar guest roles, and occasionally sings the ending and opening songs to earn a little money.

It's just that he didn't expect that in this world, he would finally have to rely on his own ability to support himself, no, to support three people.

Shen Linnan squinted at him, spread his hands and said, "But we still can't take you away."

"Is it because I'm going to the Ghost Sect's main altar, Ten Thousand Ghosts and Blood Valley, to find Ji Shige, a matchmaker for Heaven's Sacrifice Sword?" Zhou Beiming asked relying on the information he had learned before.

"Oh? How do you know?" Shen Linnan had always regarded him as an ordinary citizen who was ignorant of Jianghu affairs, so he was a little surprised to hear such disputes in Jianghu from him.

"Because..." Zhou Beiming pretended to be mysterious, "I have a mysterious ability every day from sunrise to sunset, and I can know things that others don't know if I'm not careful."

Shen Linnan only thought he was joking, although he thought the serious expression on this man's face was very funny, he laughed a few times but still said: "Then your ability to know the destiny is not accurate, we are not going to the Valley of Ghosts and Blood, It's Donghai Island."

Zhou Beiming was stunned: "Donghai Island?"

"That's right, when we caught up with those members of the Specter Sect to look for Ji Shige who was kidnapped by them, the grandchildren belonging to different sects actually had internal strife, and all of them wanted to monopolize him, but in the end, Ji Shige Shige ran away! Haha, that old and immortal leader of Li Guijiao must kill them all hahaha." Su Zi rushed to answer, and laughed excitedly when he mentioned the place of killing, while laughing, he still did not forget to run on him "After we inquired along the road, we found out that the man was heading for their home. Brother Shen and I decided to go and have a look. Donghai Island is still far away from here. With your body, you are really afraid to go with us." He must die on the road!"

"I..." Zhou Beiming was speechless, he was rejected by a woman again, and he was so depressed that he didn't know what to say.

"Don't you still have a mother who is sick in bed? How can you leave home for so long." Shen Linnan asked when he thought of this.

It’s okay if he didn’t mention it, Zhou Beiming only remembered the story he made up to win sympathy and earn tears when he mentioned it, but he just remembered it, and he forgot all about it at the time Moreover, when he set up a stall during the day for fortune-telling, he said that his parents didn't know how many things had happened to him who changed his way, and thinking about it now, it was even more chaotic.

Therefore, you must be sincere in life, and you can't do one thing and one thing every day, otherwise you will face the embarrassing moment of being exposed sooner or later.

Zhou Beiming had no choice but to use his acting skills again.He laughed sadly, lowered his head, picked his fingers and took a few deep breaths, and slowly expelled the last breath out of his chest before he began to speak, with a trace of imperceptible in his voice. tremble.

"Actually, I have two elder brothers who are quite a bit older than me... before I went out to study and didn't come back to settle down at home two days ago, they kicked me out. Now... I can't go home, I'm homeless There are places to go."

He didn't tell the truth this time, that is, in the hearts of the so-called family members, he was already a dead person. He didn't know how to say it, so he said that his own parents disliked him for wearing women's clothes, so he killed him and threw him away. On a mountain full of hungry wolves?Subconsciously, he didn't want to say that about his parents.

Su Zi groaned, but scolded him again: "Then you are so willing to be kicked out by them? It's really useless."

Is there any man in the world who would rather be left behind than become stronger?Zhou Beiming looked down at his reborn limp body, and sighed helplessly.

The three of them were silent for a while, and Shen Linnan suddenly said, "Do you want to learn some self-defense skills?"

Both Zhou Beiming and Su Zi opened their eyes wide and stared at them together.

"Think!" Zhou Beiming nodded a little excitedly.

"Okay, then you give me money, and I will teach you kung fu."

Zhou Beiming rushed over and hugged him, and was so happy that he called out to Master.Shen Linnan's body froze, he hesitated for a moment, but reached out to pat his head, and said, "Don't call me Master, just call me Big Brother Shen."

"Yes! Brother Shen!" He shouted in a very timely and doggy manner.

Shen Linnan smiled and said, "Then let's go."

[drop--]

When Zhou Beiming happily followed Shen Linnan and the others out of the woods, the so-called automatic statistics system in his mind started to activate.This time, it was not the lively voice of a little angel that could communicate and chat with people, but a monotonous machine voice.

[The system automatically reports on the hour: force value: 0, wisdom value: 75, handsome value: 27, trusted value: 130, depended value: 11, male love value: 5.Tie……]

Zhou Beiming interrupted the machine voice before it finished reading the manuscript.

"Men's affection is to make men like me?" He wanted to ask last time, but he didn't ask when Han Er was still there, and then he forgot.

The machine sound paused for a moment, and he continued reading without answering.

[... Warm reminder from the general: when the force value is low, when the difference from the maximum obtained value exceeds 150, there will be a first-level penalty; when the difference is 300, there will be a second-level penalty; when the difference is 500 points, there will be...]

"Ahh, level three, right?! Can you stop being so verbose, can we focus on the point?" Zhou Beiming kicked the leaves under his feet, fighting with the machine voice in his mind, but as soon as he spoke, the machine voice stopped again , and when he stopped talking, the machine started to read again.

[...Three levels of punishment; when the difference is 1000 points, there will be four levels of punishment; the difference is 1111 points, so I have to die. ]

The cold system is still talking about something, but Zhou Beiming really can't listen to it. He misses his own exclusive artificial intelligence little angel very much. Tomorrow, I'll ask her how the man's affection comes from.

After walking for a while, his feet hurt a little, Zhou Beiming finally couldn't take it anymore and shouted to the person in front: "Brother Shen, didn't you say that it is as far as one hundred and eight thousand miles, so let's just walk like this?"

Shen Linnan walked a few steps forward before stopping and waiting for him, and said, "It's not that far, Su Zi lied to you just now."

Su Zi, who had been jumping forward on the tree beside her, laughed.

"Then shall we keep walking?" He actually didn't want to know how far it was, but his feet hurt and he didn't want to go.

Shen Linnan ignored him this time, but looked at an open space not far away.Zhou Beiming followed his gaze, and could only see a vague outline in the night, but with just such an outline, his waist and feet didn't hurt immediately.

carriage!Still so big!

The author has something to say:

Mo Mingsing: Ah carriage carriage my favorite carriage~~

A certain Nan cheered and applauded vigorously, and a certain Zi drifted away like an idiot.

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Ji Shige smiled: I am a man who will always live in the hearts of others.

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Thank you for your message of encouragement from Landmine, who was drunk with you! !I'm so motivated now, really!I will definitely write it down seriously!welcome to play hehe

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