The master is playing hooligan every day [system]

Hearing Shen Linnan's words, the young man was taken aback for a moment. Anyway, he felt that he and his senior brother were destined to die here today, so he just wanted to have a good time with a pale face.Shen Linnan thought he was making a fuss, so he walked up to him and raised his hand and slashed at him. Before he hit his neck, the boy rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth in fright, and then fell silent. Taking a closer look, it turned out that he was scared. fainted.

Zhou Beiming was still immersed in the sadness that Shen Linnan gave him just now, and his mood was naturally depressed. At this moment, he couldn't control himself, and there were some tears in his eyes.

He didn't think it was because he saw Shen Linnan's face that he cried, but he thought it was because he had a fever after a long meal.Since ancient times, no matter men, women or children, people are fragile and easy to cry when they are sick. Zhou Beiming, who is dedicated to finding a way for himself, believes that this is simply the truth.

Patronously lowered his head to wipe his tears, he didn't notice that Shen Linnan was walking towards him again.It wasn't until the pair of white boots came into his sight that he raised his head and looked at Shen Linnan with red and moist eyes.Shen Linnan saw that his footsteps faltered, his eyes were full of indescribable meaning, fear, anxiety, or sadness or grievance?

"Are you crying when you hear that I'm a murderer?" Shen Linnan seemed to be in a bad mood, and looked at the thin man with a cool tone in his words.

Zhou Beiming twitched his shoulders and didn't answer, Shen Linnan just looked at him with his arms folded, but Su Zi couldn't wait any longer.

"Hand over the Heavenly Sacrifice Sword, kid!" Her voice was nice, but the tone made people uncomfortable.

"What Heaven Sacrificial Sword?"

He rubbed his eyes, half-closed his eyes and asked.At this moment, his mood finally calmed down, and he concentrated on thinking about his current situation.Because they haven't been able to touch Shen Linnan's body, cough, hands, so they don't know what they are looking for, so they have to play sloppy with them first.

"What kind of pretense are you pretending to be! The prick in the Poison Ghost Wharf just now is the ironclad proof, hand it over to spare you!"

At that time, he just hugged the short scarred thigh through his pants, and the little angel had no way of knowing his detailed information.He can only reason from what the man told him.He said that his master was the owner of Qingyazhuang, and he expected to be the servant of Qingyazhuang, but looking at the meaning of these two people now, he probably lied to himself when his Qingyazhuang said it.

As for why he lied to him... Zhou Beiming thought about it for a while, and stopped thinking about it if he couldn't straighten it out.

At this moment, while sending congratulations to the short-scarred man for having a new nickname, he deliberately asked in surprise, "Drug Ghost Village? Isn't that man the cook of Qingyazhuang?"

"Master...how did you come to this illogical reasoning conclusion?"

Zhou Beiming chuckled, and said, "Shhh, shut up when you are useless to a girl, and grandpa will show you what it means to attract jade. Talk to this girl a few more times, maybe you can get more information."

"What kind of cook from Qingyazhuang?" Su Zi put his hands on his hips and scolded him like a little tiger, "Stop talking nonsense, are you that shitty fairy sword matchmaker Ji Shige?"

"I am." Zhou Beiming nodded without hesitation.He had an intuition that this was a very important person, so he first borrowed the poor brother's thigh to use his name directly.

"Oh, he's not." Shen Linnan saw him through at a glance, and said flatly, "Ji Shige was captured by a group of believers in Drug Ghost Wharf, how could he send a minion whose skill is far inferior to yours and mine to escort him?"

"Ah..." Su Zi pouted regretfully, pointed at Zhou Beiming and asked, "Then why did we save him from that prick?"

"That prick wanted to attack you at first, so I wanted to teach him a little lesson."

Su Zi suddenly realized, and stared at Zhou Beiming again with round eyes.

"You still say you are! If you dare to lie to me, I will give you a punch!"

"I thought I wouldn't have to die if I said that!" Zhou Beiming saw that the girl was faintly furious, so he quickly explained.

But Su Zi just clicked his tongue, shook his hand a bit, and clenched his hands into fists. This strength brought about a bitter wind, and it seemed that he was about to hit his abdomen hard.

"Su Zi!"

His fists rubbed against the outside of his thin clothes and stopped, and the hem of his jacket was lifted by a small wind, a section of white waist flashed by, and was hidden under the coarse linen coat again.

Su Zi stopped and looked at Shen Linnan suspiciously. She didn't understand why she didn't even care about punching, and she wouldn't say anything as long as she didn't kill people.

"I remember I said," Shen Linnan raised the corner of his mouth, but his face was obviously a little angry, "You must never do anything to the four types of people."

Women with children, frail old people, infants, and ordinary people who don't practice martial arts.

When Shen Linnan tested Zhou Beiming's pulse with a small stick just now, he knew that he didn't even have half a ounce of internal strength.Not only is there no internal strength, but this weak and disordered pulse is weak for ordinary civilians.He also glanced at his palm, and after a short observation, he confirmed that this person did not have any offensive power.With round and delicate fingers, he is clearly an idler who has never even done ordinary farm work.

Su Zi looked at Shen Linnan, then turned to look at Zhou Beiming, stomped his little feet angrily, swung his colorful braids and ran away, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

"Why were you crying just now?" Shen Linnan didn't care about Su Zi, instead he folded his arms and insisted on asking Zhou Beiming, his tone relaxed a little, and he seemed to be speaking softly.

As soon as the words fell, before Zhou Beiming could speak, the little angel's voice exploded into smallpox in his head.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh what a gentle and magnetic voice! Master, I'll be right back within a minute of my computer crashing!" Sure enough, Zhou Bei yelled at her several times after saying this, but she didn't answer.

He had no choice but to deal with Shen Linnan in front of him alone.

To be honest, even if he hadn't experienced being rescued by him from the short scar head at the beginning, just looking at this person's face, he would not classify him as a heinous murderer.Even though the little boy just now yelled for him to pay for his life and wanted to die, he didn't pass out by himself in the end. Shen Linnan really didn't hurt that person at all. It was his own bad luck that he attacked the one who was pricked by leaves in the first place. .And...he remembered the 5 handsomeness points he added at the beginning, and he was secretly happy. Isn't it obvious that he was handsome?

Zhou Beiming coughed, wiped the corners of his eyes, first pretended to be a gentleman and cupped his hands, then sighed heavily.I don't know if it's because I'm cold or it's on purpose, I clasped my fists in salute and shivered, and said, "I'm just thinking of my old mother who has been bedridden for many years."

"Oh? It's not because you're afraid of me?" Shen Linnan's eyes suddenly flashed.

"It must not be, I have to thank my benefactor for saving me, otherwise," he stretched out his hand and gently wiped the corner of his eyes, "otherwise I, an unfilial son, will really have no way to serve my mother..."

Zhou Beiming lowered his head slightly, drawing circles restlessly on the ground with his toes, as if he was also regretting his uselessness.After a while, his shoulders also trembled slightly, and the small shrug made people know that he was crying.

Shen Linnan was about to reach out to pat him on the shoulder when Zhou Beiming sneezed, and he immediately took another step back and looked at him.

Zhou Beiming sneezed very aggrievedly.At first, he was afraid of scaring Shen Linnan away and wanted to refrain from hitting, but then he couldn't help it anymore, his stomach was full, and finally he had to bow his head and hit it sullenly.As soon as I felt a little comfortable, I felt that the waist of the trousers seemed to "snap" loose, and a chilly wind came inexplicably from the upper legs of the buttocks.

He was originally wearing Han Er's wide trousers, but he only used a gauze strip to tie them up slightly.After going through this turbulent journey, the gauze strip finally loosened and fell down, and with a gust of wind, it floated a little farther away, and the pants naturally slid down without warning.

Shen Linnan stared at his big white buttocks and legs exposed by sneezing for a while, and when the other party realized that his pants had fallen off, he hurriedly lifted them up and grabbed them, then he came back to his senses, holding onto a green tree The tree with buds is happy.

The professionalism of being an actor in his previous life just saved Zhou Beiming's embarrassment at this time. His nose was sore, as if thinking of something painful, he choked up and said to Shen Linnan who couldn't help laughing, "It's good to make my benefactor smile. Yes. But don’t laugh! My family is poor, and all the money I usually earn is used to buy medicine for my mother. As for myself, I save as much as I can. I really don’t have any clothes to wear, so I tie them with rope..."

Looking at the other party's low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, with a shy expression, he almost choked up in the middle of talking about his own affairs.Shen Linnan thought in his heart that life is not easy for a loyal and filial son.

He hesitated for a moment, took off his white robe, and handed it to Zhou Beiming, "Wrap this coat up."

Zhou Beiming's eyes widened in disbelief, he grabbed his trousers with one hand, and stretched out the other hand to shy away in embarrassment, accidentally touching his fingertips, he quickly withdrew his hand and apologized hastily.Seeing that Shen Linnan was still holding his white robe in one hand, he stretched out that hand again and grabbed Shen Linnan's hand to push it back, but just as he held it, Shen Linnan froze and quickly withdrew his hand, and the white robe fell off. on the ground.

"It's really not necessary. My benefactor, I can't receive a reward for nothing, so I want your clothes." Zhou Beiming picked up the clothes, patted them clean, and handed them to Shen Linnan.

Unexpectedly, Shen Linnan took a few steps back, waved his hands with a little disgust, and said, "I really don't want it if it falls on the ground, you can wear it."

Zhou Beiming nodded embarrassingly, and put his clothes on himself. Sure enough, a warm feeling came over him, and he couldn't help laughing when his body was warm.

Shen Linnan saw that he could smile happily just because of a robe, and felt agitated in his heart. He took out a few taels of silver from his pocket and put it aside, saying: "You take this silver, go home and buy some supplements for your mother to nourish her body Bar."

Zhou Beiming naturally thanked him a thousand times, and then wrapped himself in a white robe and grabbed his waist to say goodbye.

He wanted to hug this person's thigh, but after the physical contact with the handshake just now, the little angel told him the basic information of this person, and immediately gave up this idea.

At this moment, the little angel began to howl: "Ah, ah, master, why did you miss such a handsome man! Go and attack him!"

"Shut up, this person can't be my target at first glance. How can I defeat someone who is so good at martial arts! Ah, what do you think I can do better than him!"

"You lied to others that you still have a mother." The little angel said angrily again, and even forgot to report the increase in the system's score just now.

"Hey, you are with him or with me, your master is me or me, okay?"

"Then, then you...you can't lie to others like this!"

"How can a person not be deceived when he is walking in the rivers and lakes. Grandpa is helping him to enrich his life experience. After he learns it, he will not be deceived."

"Oh..." The little angel quietly stopped talking.

He swayed his frail body with fever, and went back to the tavern just now. He wanted some hot food and hot water to drink. He asked the waiter the way to the city, bought a horse with money, and went to the city. in.

The nearest city is Lin'an City, driving along the official road, Shen Shi entered the city.

Zhou Beiming looked at the flow of people coming and going in the street, and the deepest uneasiness in his heart finally eased a little bit. He has been staying in the wilderness and uninhabited world of fighting and killing. After a long time, he will always be somewhat suspicious. Life.One has to be among the crowd in order to survive smoothly and not be so... cold.

He took a deep breath on horseback, felt the charm of the crowd in this world, and searched for a doctor to see a doctor. He definitely had a fever. About to lose consciousness.

Finally, I found a medical center to pick up the medicine. After taking a dose, I found a nice inn and told the inn about adding clothes. Zhou Beiming lay in the soft and hot thick quilt and grew Take a breath.

Just when I felt a little sleepy, it was time for the little angel to rest.

"Master, I'm going offline soon, do I want to report the current values ​​to you?"

Zhou Beiming hummed unconsciously.

"Wisdom 16, Trust 24, Dependency 1, Men's Favor 5, Handsomeness 15, that's all for the time being, others are 0."

He hummed again.

"Then I'm offline, see you tomorrow~"

This time Zhou Beiming lost his voice, the little angel yelled twice, pouted and went offline.

The author has something to say:

Mou Nan: Daughter-in-law, do you still remember that you took off your pants in front of me the first time we met?

Mouming: You shut up! !Nothing at all! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻