The master is playing hooligan every day [system]

A few gusts of night breeze came in through the cracks of the window, bringing the smell of someone's cooking in the next street, and blowing it to the only candle on the candlestick in the house.The flames jumped a few times, and the brightness and darkness returned to normal.

Zhou Beiming only remembered that he stopped the angry Shen Linnan that day, but he didn't know the severity of his attack before.Since Shen Linnan reassured him, he naturally chose to believe.

He looked at his father beside the bed, and asked slowly, "Is my elder brother dead?"

"I'll treat him as dead!" Zhou's father was in a hurry, raised his hand and slapped his leg hard, and continued, "From now on, the old Zhou family will lose this person!"

Although he didn't know what his eldest brother did to make Zhou's father so angry, he was not interested in knowing, but Zhou Beiming was relieved, and asked again when he thought of something: "...then the descendants of our Zhou family only count on my second son to help me out." Bro?"

Zhou's father looked at him in surprise: "Aren't you still there? I think you are a handsome talent if you don't wear those outlandish clothes or pretend to be strange on purpose! There are definitely many people who are willing to marry you!"

Shen Linnan's naked and strong body flashed before Zhou Beiming's eyes, and it felt sweaty in motion.He blushed, looked at Shen Linnan quietly, and found that Shen Linnan was also looking at him.

Shen Linnan's eyes flickered with the candlelight, making it difficult to see clearly.

Zhou Beiming's heart skipped a beat.

Zhou's father was still thinking about Zhou Beiming's handsome face after a makeover, and even began to have undoubted fantasies about the eternal life of the old Zhou family.

Shen Linnan's face became more and more gloomy and determined, and he turned his head away from looking at him.

"No..." Zhou Beiming interrupted his father's step-by-step arrangements for the future, and said, "Father...you can let your second brother give birth to a grandson for you, I guess it won't work."

Zhou's father stared hard at his eyes that were originally slits, but finally stretched them into ovals. Then he heard his third son, even though he didn't raise his fourth son as a son before, but now he is the prettiest of the Zhou family. son, I heard Zhou Beiming say again.

"Father, I haven't changed. I'm still the same person I used to be. No woman would marry such a poor pervert like me. Really, I was still walking in the street like that a few days ago. If you don't believe me, ask this brat." Zhou Beiming said Ji Xiaogoudanzi pulled it over and added, "This kid is not lying."

Not only does he not lie, Ji Xiaogoudanzi is very clever.Listening to Zhou's father's question, he would shake his head as long as he asked about Zhou Beiming's favorable conditions for marrying a wife.On the contrary, if asked why he couldn't marry a wife, he just nodded.

For example, Zhou's father asked him: "Is he really still dressed like a woman in women's clothes?" Ji Xiaogoudanzi nodded.

Father Zhou asked him again: "Do you think he can marry a wife?" Ji Xiaogoudanzi shook his head.

Zhou's father asked again: "You are still young, how do you know he won't be able to marry?" This question had to be discussed, but Ji Xiaogoudanzi carried forward his usual style, so he remained silent and said nothing.

Father Zhou suddenly realized the identity of the child, so he pointed to Zhou Beiming and asked him, "Who are you? Why do you follow them?"

Ji Xiaogou Danzi laughed as soon as he heard this question, he hugged Zhou Beiming's leg tightly as he practiced well, and shouted crisply: "Daddy!"

Everyone in the room seemed to be out of breath, cold and quiet.

After a while, Father Zhou shouted excitedly: "Grandson!"

He was the first to move. He first looked at Zhou Beiming in surprise, and then grabbed Ji Xiaogoudanzi in surprise and shouted this sentence.After yelling, hold him in your arms, and hold him up as if you were a young and strong man to celebrate.

Zhou Beiming quickly snatched Ji Xiaogoudanzi, who was screaming "ahhhhhhhhh" from him, and explained to his father: "No, this is not mine! He just barks at will, and I will send him back now." He goes home by himself!"

Zhou's father didn't believe it. He glanced at his son and then at the chubby kid. He probably didn't find any similarities. He sighed heavily: "Then you... Even if you still have that habit, I believe There must be someone who will take a fancy to you!"

At this moment, something moved in Shen Linnan's heart, and he said to himself, yes, I'm in love with it.

Zhou Beiming nodded madly in his heart, but said on his mouth: "No, no, there is absolutely no girl who is willing to marry me. Why marry me? We two look at each other every day. Who is more beautiful when we wake up?"

Shen Linnan said again, you are beautiful.

Zhou's father pointed at Zhou Beiming you, you, you, you, you, you, you for a long time, but he didn't say a word.Zhou Beiming was very sorry, but then he thought that the old man's own son was indeed dead, and he didn't have to bear such a heavy responsibility for the original body, so he felt relieved.But after all, I used the body of the original owner, so I should naturally fulfill the most basic filial piety as a child...

"Brother," Zhou Beiming said in his heart, "I will earn more money for the two old people in the future, and I will come to see them for you more, but... your spirit in heaven bless your elder brother and second brother about giving birth, I really do If I can’t do it, the person next to me will be sad.”

Zhou's father did not give up, and was still persuading him to find a wife.Zhou Beiming listened and looked at Shen Linnan who had been silent all the time. He felt a little anxious, so he calmed down and said to his father, "Dad, I want to find a man."

Looking at Zhou's father who was stunned, Zhou Beiming went on to say: "It's not without reason that I have loved to pretend to be a woman since I was a child. I am indeed weak and yin, so I need a man, otherwise I will not be able to bear it sooner or later. So I..."

Zhou Beiming pulled Shen Linnan over, looked into Shen Linnan's eyes, but said to his father: "This is my man, Shen Linnan."

Shen Linnan didn't know if he should say hello to his father-in-law at this time, he hesitated for a while and bowed deeply to Father Zhou.

Zhou's father looked at the hands held together by the two of them, and said sadly: "I know, I know..."

Just now, this man named Shen Linnan had been secretly looking at his youngest son, not only looking at him, but also grabbing the youngest son's hand. He felt abnormal at that moment.Especially when he said that he wanted Zhou Beiming to marry a daughter-in-law for the Zhou family, Shen Linnan's expression was a little bit of concession, but it was more grievance and toughness.So he tried it out like this, and sure enough... sure enough!

After experiencing the incident of "killing his son with his own hands", Zhou's father has already looked away. Now he only hopes that Zhou Beiming can live well, and he can make up for the grievances he suffered before.

He coughed twice and waved his hands to signal them to leave.

But Zhou Beiming mistakenly thought that his father was hurt and angry, and wanted to drive them away, so he pulled Shen Linnan to kneel on the ground, kowtowed three times to his father, and said: "Father... the child is not filial, please don't Get angry with me, don't get mad at your body."

Father Zhou saw the commotion between the two of them, and hurriedly said, "I'm not angry."

Seeing that Zhou Beiming and the others were still kneeling, Father Zhou simply explained to them once and for all.

"A man's love and a woman's love can't be forced. I thought I could ask for fate, but I still wouldn't come without you at home. So if you really love each other, it can be regarded as fate. Cherish each other Let's go." Zhou's father taught Yin Yin, "There will be unsatisfactory things in everything. It is better to communicate and communicate more than to endure a step. Therefore, you two should remember to care about each other when you have something to do, and think more about each other..."

Zhou Beiming knelt on the ground in disbelief, as if meeting his own father for the first time, and listened carefully to his experience and teachings.

"What's your family like? Do they know you're looking for my youngest son?" Father Zhou suddenly asked Shen Linnan while he was talking.

Shen Linnan quickly replied: "The younger generation...has no father and no mother. He has learned martial arts from his master since he was a child, but the master passed away three years ago, so the younger generation has been alone until he met your son. idea."

"Oh, it's not easy for you to be alone...then are you married?" Father Zhou asked again.

The two people on the ground were taken aback, glanced at each other, and shook their heads together.

Father Zhou slapped his thigh and said, "Then you have to get married! If you don't get married, you can't do it! Only when you get married can you have a happy future, and the two of you are a real family! Get up first!"

As he spoke, he searched through the scattered goods in the house for a long time, finally found a piece of red cloth, and handed it to the two of them to make colored ball ribbons.

"Because the conditions are poor and the preparations are not sufficient, you should just obey your parents' orders. Your mother is also very happy with your marriage... Let's skip the birthday and engagement ceremony, how about going directly to the church?"

Naturally, the two juniors had no objections. According to Zhou's father's arrangement, each of them stepped in from the door holding a red ribbon at one end.

A little moonlight poured in through the door.

"Worship the heavens and the earth-"

Gods of heaven and earth, may your grace bless my son in safety and health.

"Second worship high hall-"

Parents are incompetent. I hope that in the next life, I will be married again and make up for the regrets in this life.

"Husband and wife greet each other—"

Life is short, may you stay away from the mundane world and grow old together.

Zhou Beiming and Shen Linnan knelt face to face, looked at each other and smiled at each other, bent down, head to head, and bowed deeply.

The two of them had a tacit understanding and did not get up immediately, as if this prayer was going to last forever.Until Zhou's father beside him cleared his throat to let them get up.

"I won't talk about entering the bridal chamber, and we won't eat the wedding wine. Let's just forget about getting married. You guys have a good time... go back."

Zhou Beiming looked at his father's thin and weak back, and his nose was a little sore. He took out all the money they had on them and left it for his father, and then pulled Shen Linnan to kneel down and kowtowed fiercely to him, saying: "Wait for me After everything is done, we will come back to visit our parents."

Father Zhou nodded and waved his hand to let them go, and they left the warehouse.

"How about we go back to your hometown and do it again?" Shen Linnan saw Zhou Beiming's unhappy face on the way, thinking that he regretted that his wedding was too simple, so he suggested.

In fact, this was his own idea. He just felt a little wronged by Zhou Beiming, and wanted to get eighteen sedan chairs to marry him back.

But Zhou Beiming immediately said: "No, my parents can accept it, but it doesn't mean that the villagers can accept two men getting married. We are okay, even if we get married at home, we can pat our ass and leave immediately, but my family will suffer. The people in the village look at you strangely. I have wronged you today, but in the future we can... hold a big event at your home in Lengshanfeng."

Shen Linnan's heart warmed, and he said, "I also feel that I have wronged you, and I will make up for you later."

"Supply for both of us!"

Shen Linnan smiled and said, "Yes, both of us. Then what were you thinking just now?"

Zhou Beiming lowered his head and said, "I...I was thinking about money. I said I would earn money to support you! But I haven't earned much yet..."

Shen Linnan laughed again when he heard that, he continued to conceal the fact that he was not short of money, and deliberately said: "Yes, Mr., you have to work hard in the future. But..."

Zhou Beiming asked, "But what?"

Shen Linnan leaned into his ear: "You can support me with your body."

The little wild horse in Zhou Beiming's heart was restless again.

The night of the bridal chamber that night was the night when Zhou Yema took the lead in breaking the waves to push Shen Teddy down, but was suppressed by Shen Tedi, and Shen Teddy didn't do it, which finally left him with nowhere to vent his anger.

Finally, before going to sleep, he was hugged by Shen Linnan, and he bit his teeth hard on his left pectoral muscle before licking the corner of his mouth. He was satisfied.

The author has something to say:

Someday far, far away.

Mou Ming clutched his waist: We worshiped my father when we got married!You are married in!I am the one who married me!

A certain Nan rubbed for him: Yes, Mr.

Mouci: ...No problem.