The master is playing hooligan every day [system]
Chapter 31 2 times
Shen Linnan pursed the corners of his lips, looked at Zhou Beiming whose face suddenly turned red, and stopped talking.
On the contrary, the crowd who had been talking a lot made voices such as "So that's the case" and "Oh..." from time to time.
Everyone seems to understand that the person who has "that kind of relationship" with Shen Linnan is the unremarkable man who just sparred with others.Now I can finally use my brain to rethink the Wang case that Su Xingzhong said.It's just that while thinking about it, he looked at Shen Linnan and that person over there, probably because they felt that one of them had martial arts and the other was mysterious, so they didn't dare to raise any objections.
Su Xingzhong finally couldn't take it anymore when he saw that these people made a mess at the meeting he organized.He directly said the most important words: "The birth of the Tianji Sword pays attention to the right time, place, and harmony between people. Among them, the time of day is the Qingming Festival every year, and everyone knows the second best place. Jijiabao on Donghai Island. As for the harmony of people..." He seemed Glancing at Shen Xiyi vaguely, he said, "If someone wants to discord, and wants to slander my daughter and tarnish the reputation of our Su family, then Su is willing to bring the entire Su family with him to the end!"
Seeing his sharp eyes, Shen Xiyi didn't take it to heart, but after all she understood the situation, she pouted and didn't say any provocative words.
Seeing that the most provocative person shut up, Su Xingzhong lost the desire to continue talking in this conference.He ignored the group of warriors joining in the fun behind him, and directly said to the representatives of these great sects that he invited over: "The so-called harmony between people actually means that we need to select eight from our... nine sects with strong internal strength to support Gua Tu's strength." The master of the field."
He lowered his voice a little and said, "Let's go back to Xingzhongzhuang to discuss this important matter of selection."
After saying this, he said to everyone, "The two things that Su wants to tell everyone this time are finished. Those heroes who really want to witness the birth of Tianji Sword can go to Jijiabao on Qingming Day." Get together. If Su Mou hears foul language about my little girl again in the rivers and lakes, hum, don’t blame Su Mou for being rude!"
After finishing speaking, he asked the Su family to go to Xingzhong Village with representatives of several sects.
Zhou Beiming looked helplessly at Shen Xiyi who was shaking his head and sitting in his carriage, and felt extremely regretful that he hadn't touched him, so he hadn't been able to get his information.
As Ji Shige is an important matchmaker, the Su family naturally did not dare to let go of their supervision on him. As a result, Ji Shige just waved with Ji Xiaogoudanzi and turned his head back, failing to take Ji Xiaogoudanzi to him. around.
But Ji Goudanzi didn't have any intention of going, except for the initial greeting, he stayed quietly by Zhou Beiming's side for the rest of the time.
After what happened today, Su Xingzhong didn't want Su Zi to be with Shen Linnan and the others again, and was about to tell Su Zi to go home, when he turned around and saw that Su Zi was acting uncharacteristically.At this time, she was following Su Lan obediently with lowered eyebrows, not looking like she was going to run.
Su Xingzhong couldn't help but nodded approvingly.
In order to prevent anyone from continuing to embarrass Shen Linnan and the others, he also sent two master guards from the village to secretly follow and protect them.
Unexpectedly, it didn't take long for Shen Linnan to find out.
Shen Linnan smiled and called them out to let them go back, and asked Su Zhuangzhu to express his gratitude to Yunyun.
The two simple and honest guards of the Su family looked at each other in embarrassment, not knowing whether to agree or not, neither of them spoke.
Zhou Beiming, who was standing on the side, suddenly felt his pants being pulled down, and looked down to see that it was Ji Xiaogoudanzi.Goudanzi stretched out his hand and tugged at his sleeve, motioning him to bend down as if he had something to say.Zhou Beiming was taken aback, as if he had something to say?He saw his Ji family and finally wanted to speak?
But he changed his mind again, no.
Just now at the meeting, after Ji Yingjiang happily waved to Ji Shige to recognize his relatives, he himself asked him who this person was, but he still didn't say anything.
But Zhou Beiming bent down subconsciously, put his ears up and waited quietly, subconsciously expecting that he was really going to speak.
"Ah——" Ji Xiaogoudanzi opened his mouth and made a prelude to speak, which attracted Shen Linnan who was on the side to look over in surprise.
"what--"
The bodies of Zhou Beiming and others were so stiff that they even forgot to catch their breath.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."
Ji Xiaogoudanzi let go of Zhou Beiming's sleeve, raised his head and looked at him with expectant eyes.
"..."
Zhou Beiming, who was unable to say anything, looked back at Shen Linnan, and the two looked at each other for a long time before Zhou Beiming asked in disbelief, "Just now... it seems like a crow called?"
Shen Linnan laughed, regardless of the presence of two human-shaped light bulbs in front of him, he reached out and rubbed Zhou Beiming's hair, and said, "Yes."
During this period of time, Ji Wuya, who has been following "Daddy", has a much better life than when he was a little beggar. It is very comfortable to eat and drink every day, so he was perfectly raised by Zhou Beiming as a fat crow.
Seeing that the meaning he wanted to express was not achieved, the fat crow stomped his little foot, and had to take out his trump card again, which was exactly the same as the move he used in Yingchun City to rush to Yiyang City, and shouted, "Daddy! " and began to cry.
He wailed with this voice, causing passers-by to look sideways, and successfully made Zhou Beiming feel guilty.
Zhou Beiming squatted down and began to coax him: "Goddam, do you want to relieve yourself?"
Ji Xiaogoudanzi cried and shook his head.
"Thirsty? Or hungry?"
As Zhou Beiming guessed one by one, Ji Xiaogoudanzi's cries became more and more cracked, with the potential to blow the mountain down.Just when Zhou Beiming racked his brains and couldn't help it, Shen Linnan, who couldn't listen anymore, whispered an idea in his ear.
Zhou Beiming quickly asked the little crying bag: "Want to go home? Go back to Jijiabao?"
Ji Xiaogoudanzi finally fell silent, and nodded while wiping away tears.
Zhou Beiming turned around and gave Shen Linnan a thumbs up, and felt that gestures alone were not enough to express his admiration, so he directly tapped his shoulder with his thumb, and praised fiercely: "You are so amazing, Brother Shen !"
Shen Linnan's eyes narrowed when he suddenly laughed.
Zhou Beiming was taken aback, and quickly withdrew his hand and said to the two guards who had been left alone for a long time: "The two elder brothers have also seen it. I want to go to Jijiabao as soon as possible. Brother Shen and I will take a step first. Please ask the two elder brothers to go to Jijiabao." The eldest brother has gone back and will accompany us to the owner and Su Lan and Su Zi."
The two dedicated guards looked at each other and hesitated for a while, then finally turned around and prepared to go back.But after a while, they came back excitedly and said, "Don't you two have to go back to Xingzhongzhuang to pack your luggage? Go back together?"
These two really never forget their responsibilities. It wasn't until Shen Linnan and his party of three entered the back door of Xingzhongzhuang that they disappeared completely.
While packing up things, the little angel was finally able to complete the data for Zhou Beiming.
"Master, it seems that you have really mastered the trick of increasing the force value. This number grows so fast."
"Oh? How much is it now?" Zhou Beiming just took out a dragon-shaped jade pendant from the package and looked at it, and now he stuffed it back and asked the little angel proudly.
"The force value is now a total of 550!"
"So many! Oh my God! It's already over half!" Zhou Beiming jumped off the bed in surprise, jumped around the room several times before calming down, and hurriedly asked: "What about the others?"
The little angel was also infected by the owner's happy mood, and said with a smile: "The value of being trusted is 780, the value of being depended on is 480, the value of handsome is 540, and the value of male affection is 620."
"..." Zhou Beiming seemed to feel that he heard it wrong. What is the value of being relied on and being trusted?No, no, the key is how much is the difference between these two numbers?
He suspected for a moment that he had returned the primary school mathematics to the teacher, and he felt uneasy and asked about these two values individually.
"Ah, the value of being trusted is 780, and the value of being relied on is 480." The little angel was still happy.
"Then... what are the conditions for the secondary punishment?" Zhou Beiming felt his legs were a little weak.
"The difference between the highest value and the lowest value is 300 points." The little angel hadn't laughed enough, but now that she realized the important point of the master, she immediately laughed from ear to ear. All the machines were transmitted to Zhou Beiming's heart without any loss.
But Zhou Beiming is not excited at all now, he is still in the same posture just now, lying on the bed like a high paraplegic, unable to move.
"Did I eat gunpowder for my trust value? Why can I run so fast... How can I not be relied on by others... Could it be that you miscalculated with such a low degree of dependence..."
He babbled like he had lost his soul.After thinking about it, he scolded the person who raised his trust value again.
"Which grandson has no brains to trust me, a liar. Didn't I basically offend everyone in the audience today?"
The little angel looked through the data for him: "It was contributed by my male god, but it was basically Fang Wanxi, the young son of the Fang family. The master rose the most when he spoke for the male god in front of that group of people."
Zhou Beiming stared sideways at the thin-cornered table legs carved with patterns, and sighed in his heart. It seems that this grandson... really firmly regards himself as a heavenly fairy who can tell fortunes.
"So now I have entered the second-level punishment stage?" Zhou Beiming pretended not to care.
"Yeah right!"
"If you know, I won't take the initiative to ask you for your data!" Zhou Beiming rolled over and rolled into the bed.
The little angel smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if the master doesn't take the initiative to say it. I was just sorting out the data just now, and after reporting the scores to the master, I will tell the master about the punishment."
After finishing speaking for a while, she added another sentence: "Besides, this punishment is a mandatory rule of the system. It's not that you and I forgot to mention it so you don't have to take it. So master, don't struggle!"
"It's still three days this time?"
"That's right, it's still a three-day deadline. If the punishment is not completed in the last three hours, compulsory measures will be initiated..." Speaking of this, the little angel made up his mind that this time, he can't let the master wait until the last three hours. Yes, she continued, "Master, don't you remember the last time you were punished?"
"That's right, I seemed to have drunk too much that night, and I can't remember what I did to complete the punishment." If I remember, maybe the experience from last time can still come in handy this time.
"This is the consequence of coercion. If the master voluntarily applies for punishment within these three days, he can finish it awake."
"...Why didn't you say it last time!"
"I... I didn't expect the master to drag it till the end!" The little angel felt aggrieved when he thought of his unworthy master, and his voice choked up.
"Hey, don't cry," Zhou Beiming lost his mind when he heard the girl's cry, "Then can you explain everything to me this time?"
"Well, there is indeed something to tell the master." The little angel sniffed and said softly.
The author has something to say:
Mou Ming: Nima, I will be punished a second time!
Mou Nan: It doesn't matter, the object is still me.
On the contrary, the crowd who had been talking a lot made voices such as "So that's the case" and "Oh..." from time to time.
Everyone seems to understand that the person who has "that kind of relationship" with Shen Linnan is the unremarkable man who just sparred with others.Now I can finally use my brain to rethink the Wang case that Su Xingzhong said.It's just that while thinking about it, he looked at Shen Linnan and that person over there, probably because they felt that one of them had martial arts and the other was mysterious, so they didn't dare to raise any objections.
Su Xingzhong finally couldn't take it anymore when he saw that these people made a mess at the meeting he organized.He directly said the most important words: "The birth of the Tianji Sword pays attention to the right time, place, and harmony between people. Among them, the time of day is the Qingming Festival every year, and everyone knows the second best place. Jijiabao on Donghai Island. As for the harmony of people..." He seemed Glancing at Shen Xiyi vaguely, he said, "If someone wants to discord, and wants to slander my daughter and tarnish the reputation of our Su family, then Su is willing to bring the entire Su family with him to the end!"
Seeing his sharp eyes, Shen Xiyi didn't take it to heart, but after all she understood the situation, she pouted and didn't say any provocative words.
Seeing that the most provocative person shut up, Su Xingzhong lost the desire to continue talking in this conference.He ignored the group of warriors joining in the fun behind him, and directly said to the representatives of these great sects that he invited over: "The so-called harmony between people actually means that we need to select eight from our... nine sects with strong internal strength to support Gua Tu's strength." The master of the field."
He lowered his voice a little and said, "Let's go back to Xingzhongzhuang to discuss this important matter of selection."
After saying this, he said to everyone, "The two things that Su wants to tell everyone this time are finished. Those heroes who really want to witness the birth of Tianji Sword can go to Jijiabao on Qingming Day." Get together. If Su Mou hears foul language about my little girl again in the rivers and lakes, hum, don’t blame Su Mou for being rude!"
After finishing speaking, he asked the Su family to go to Xingzhong Village with representatives of several sects.
Zhou Beiming looked helplessly at Shen Xiyi who was shaking his head and sitting in his carriage, and felt extremely regretful that he hadn't touched him, so he hadn't been able to get his information.
As Ji Shige is an important matchmaker, the Su family naturally did not dare to let go of their supervision on him. As a result, Ji Shige just waved with Ji Xiaogoudanzi and turned his head back, failing to take Ji Xiaogoudanzi to him. around.
But Ji Goudanzi didn't have any intention of going, except for the initial greeting, he stayed quietly by Zhou Beiming's side for the rest of the time.
After what happened today, Su Xingzhong didn't want Su Zi to be with Shen Linnan and the others again, and was about to tell Su Zi to go home, when he turned around and saw that Su Zi was acting uncharacteristically.At this time, she was following Su Lan obediently with lowered eyebrows, not looking like she was going to run.
Su Xingzhong couldn't help but nodded approvingly.
In order to prevent anyone from continuing to embarrass Shen Linnan and the others, he also sent two master guards from the village to secretly follow and protect them.
Unexpectedly, it didn't take long for Shen Linnan to find out.
Shen Linnan smiled and called them out to let them go back, and asked Su Zhuangzhu to express his gratitude to Yunyun.
The two simple and honest guards of the Su family looked at each other in embarrassment, not knowing whether to agree or not, neither of them spoke.
Zhou Beiming, who was standing on the side, suddenly felt his pants being pulled down, and looked down to see that it was Ji Xiaogoudanzi.Goudanzi stretched out his hand and tugged at his sleeve, motioning him to bend down as if he had something to say.Zhou Beiming was taken aback, as if he had something to say?He saw his Ji family and finally wanted to speak?
But he changed his mind again, no.
Just now at the meeting, after Ji Yingjiang happily waved to Ji Shige to recognize his relatives, he himself asked him who this person was, but he still didn't say anything.
But Zhou Beiming bent down subconsciously, put his ears up and waited quietly, subconsciously expecting that he was really going to speak.
"Ah——" Ji Xiaogoudanzi opened his mouth and made a prelude to speak, which attracted Shen Linnan who was on the side to look over in surprise.
"what--"
The bodies of Zhou Beiming and others were so stiff that they even forgot to catch their breath.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah."
Ji Xiaogoudanzi let go of Zhou Beiming's sleeve, raised his head and looked at him with expectant eyes.
"..."
Zhou Beiming, who was unable to say anything, looked back at Shen Linnan, and the two looked at each other for a long time before Zhou Beiming asked in disbelief, "Just now... it seems like a crow called?"
Shen Linnan laughed, regardless of the presence of two human-shaped light bulbs in front of him, he reached out and rubbed Zhou Beiming's hair, and said, "Yes."
During this period of time, Ji Wuya, who has been following "Daddy", has a much better life than when he was a little beggar. It is very comfortable to eat and drink every day, so he was perfectly raised by Zhou Beiming as a fat crow.
Seeing that the meaning he wanted to express was not achieved, the fat crow stomped his little foot, and had to take out his trump card again, which was exactly the same as the move he used in Yingchun City to rush to Yiyang City, and shouted, "Daddy! " and began to cry.
He wailed with this voice, causing passers-by to look sideways, and successfully made Zhou Beiming feel guilty.
Zhou Beiming squatted down and began to coax him: "Goddam, do you want to relieve yourself?"
Ji Xiaogoudanzi cried and shook his head.
"Thirsty? Or hungry?"
As Zhou Beiming guessed one by one, Ji Xiaogoudanzi's cries became more and more cracked, with the potential to blow the mountain down.Just when Zhou Beiming racked his brains and couldn't help it, Shen Linnan, who couldn't listen anymore, whispered an idea in his ear.
Zhou Beiming quickly asked the little crying bag: "Want to go home? Go back to Jijiabao?"
Ji Xiaogoudanzi finally fell silent, and nodded while wiping away tears.
Zhou Beiming turned around and gave Shen Linnan a thumbs up, and felt that gestures alone were not enough to express his admiration, so he directly tapped his shoulder with his thumb, and praised fiercely: "You are so amazing, Brother Shen !"
Shen Linnan's eyes narrowed when he suddenly laughed.
Zhou Beiming was taken aback, and quickly withdrew his hand and said to the two guards who had been left alone for a long time: "The two elder brothers have also seen it. I want to go to Jijiabao as soon as possible. Brother Shen and I will take a step first. Please ask the two elder brothers to go to Jijiabao." The eldest brother has gone back and will accompany us to the owner and Su Lan and Su Zi."
The two dedicated guards looked at each other and hesitated for a while, then finally turned around and prepared to go back.But after a while, they came back excitedly and said, "Don't you two have to go back to Xingzhongzhuang to pack your luggage? Go back together?"
These two really never forget their responsibilities. It wasn't until Shen Linnan and his party of three entered the back door of Xingzhongzhuang that they disappeared completely.
While packing up things, the little angel was finally able to complete the data for Zhou Beiming.
"Master, it seems that you have really mastered the trick of increasing the force value. This number grows so fast."
"Oh? How much is it now?" Zhou Beiming just took out a dragon-shaped jade pendant from the package and looked at it, and now he stuffed it back and asked the little angel proudly.
"The force value is now a total of 550!"
"So many! Oh my God! It's already over half!" Zhou Beiming jumped off the bed in surprise, jumped around the room several times before calming down, and hurriedly asked: "What about the others?"
The little angel was also infected by the owner's happy mood, and said with a smile: "The value of being trusted is 780, the value of being depended on is 480, the value of handsome is 540, and the value of male affection is 620."
"..." Zhou Beiming seemed to feel that he heard it wrong. What is the value of being relied on and being trusted?No, no, the key is how much is the difference between these two numbers?
He suspected for a moment that he had returned the primary school mathematics to the teacher, and he felt uneasy and asked about these two values individually.
"Ah, the value of being trusted is 780, and the value of being relied on is 480." The little angel was still happy.
"Then... what are the conditions for the secondary punishment?" Zhou Beiming felt his legs were a little weak.
"The difference between the highest value and the lowest value is 300 points." The little angel hadn't laughed enough, but now that she realized the important point of the master, she immediately laughed from ear to ear. All the machines were transmitted to Zhou Beiming's heart without any loss.
But Zhou Beiming is not excited at all now, he is still in the same posture just now, lying on the bed like a high paraplegic, unable to move.
"Did I eat gunpowder for my trust value? Why can I run so fast... How can I not be relied on by others... Could it be that you miscalculated with such a low degree of dependence..."
He babbled like he had lost his soul.After thinking about it, he scolded the person who raised his trust value again.
"Which grandson has no brains to trust me, a liar. Didn't I basically offend everyone in the audience today?"
The little angel looked through the data for him: "It was contributed by my male god, but it was basically Fang Wanxi, the young son of the Fang family. The master rose the most when he spoke for the male god in front of that group of people."
Zhou Beiming stared sideways at the thin-cornered table legs carved with patterns, and sighed in his heart. It seems that this grandson... really firmly regards himself as a heavenly fairy who can tell fortunes.
"So now I have entered the second-level punishment stage?" Zhou Beiming pretended not to care.
"Yeah right!"
"If you know, I won't take the initiative to ask you for your data!" Zhou Beiming rolled over and rolled into the bed.
The little angel smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if the master doesn't take the initiative to say it. I was just sorting out the data just now, and after reporting the scores to the master, I will tell the master about the punishment."
After finishing speaking for a while, she added another sentence: "Besides, this punishment is a mandatory rule of the system. It's not that you and I forgot to mention it so you don't have to take it. So master, don't struggle!"
"It's still three days this time?"
"That's right, it's still a three-day deadline. If the punishment is not completed in the last three hours, compulsory measures will be initiated..." Speaking of this, the little angel made up his mind that this time, he can't let the master wait until the last three hours. Yes, she continued, "Master, don't you remember the last time you were punished?"
"That's right, I seemed to have drunk too much that night, and I can't remember what I did to complete the punishment." If I remember, maybe the experience from last time can still come in handy this time.
"This is the consequence of coercion. If the master voluntarily applies for punishment within these three days, he can finish it awake."
"...Why didn't you say it last time!"
"I... I didn't expect the master to drag it till the end!" The little angel felt aggrieved when he thought of his unworthy master, and his voice choked up.
"Hey, don't cry," Zhou Beiming lost his mind when he heard the girl's cry, "Then can you explain everything to me this time?"
"Well, there is indeed something to tell the master." The little angel sniffed and said softly.
The author has something to say:
Mou Ming: Nima, I will be punished a second time!
Mou Nan: It doesn't matter, the object is still me.
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