colorless kalpa

【Happy No Responsibility Special】

"Wow--" Tang Mu was pushed into the bathtub by Zhou Xiaoya, and the water in the bathtub was blood red.

When Tang Daxing's coquettish bangs were dripping with red ink, and his head emerged from the tank like a soaked chicken, standing upright with a proud length, the eccentric actor Zhou Xiaoya On the other hand, they were leaning forward and back together with laughter.

"Okay, okay, it looks like a blood barrier, it looks like a blood barrier!" The naughty duckling praised while clapping his hands.

Tang Mu spat out a mouthful of "blood water", in fact, he was really about to vomit blood in his heart: "Ah bah - I asked you to help me rehearse, who told you to fill up this tank of red ink, and this smelly smell The smell of ink, you are trying to choke me to death! Murder your husband, murder your husband!" Despite what he said, Tang Daxing still hugged Zhou Xiaoya dotingly, turning his cute little round face Hold it in your hand and keep kissing.

On Zhou Xiaoya's flushed little face, she smiled triumphantly in her two shallow dimples.But he still half-truthfully refused: "Go away, go away, go away! I promised you that cohabitation is cohabitation, but I haven't agreed to your pursuit. Besides, the director said that you can't have sex after work. Don’t you want to seduce me again!” He put one small hand against the swollen red stick on Tang Mu’s lower body, and waved his other hand in the air to express his refusal.

o(︶︿︶)o Alas, poor classmate Tang Mumu, so I still haven't eaten meat today.

Tang Mu, who was pushed back into the bathtub by classmate Zhou Xiaoya, could only look helplessly at this little actor who abused him (by mistake) to death, and unconsciously grasped those floating on the water. The plastic yellow duck deflates the air.

"Quack, quack—" the little yellow duck called out when Tang Mu pressed it down.

The more Tang Mu thought about it, the angrier he became.Sigh, tell me, this great screenwriter, Comrade Yuan Luo (pen name "Salted Fish Fairy", yes, he is a man, and he used to be a fish seller in the vegetable market), has written a book before. Planet" [abo] came to harm us, Mumu, and made him accidentally open a GV in order to experience the life of a gay man. After seeing Zhou Xiaoya's "excellent" performance, he fell into the eternal hell of love.

This time, when I wrote "Colorless Tribulation" again, the crew actually let him be naked and painted red paint all over his body. They also said not to be afraid, no one could see that it was his face, and they thought it was his face from a distance. Baked Voldemort, the main test is his acting skills. Little Li even got into the belly of a beast in order to win the Oscar (Leonardo "The Revenant"). It is nothing for you to sacrifice a little for art.

Tang Mu didn't want to accept it at first, but Zhou Xiaoya likes to read that online novel that has no moral integrity and is day-to-day all day long, and even threatened him that if he didn't act, he would move out and not live with him. He really wanted to cry ( ┬_┬).At first, I thought about it, just pick it up, and let Zhou Xiaoya accompany him to practice his daily skills at night, isn't it flattering (ˉ﹃ˉ) (saliva)?But goose... don't say anything, if you talk too much, you will cry.

As for the great writer Yuan Luo, why did he suddenly want to read the Buddhist scriptures?That's a long story.His CP, Comrade Heiyu, went on a mission in the United States some time ago, and met an old comrade nicknamed "Poisonous Dragon" (a character in "Affectionate Game"). As an old man, he eats fast and chant Buddha all day long , pretending to twist a string of Buddhist beads and chant, and it turned out that he really "ascended" on that train.He deserved it, who told him to be a big drug lord.But before ascending to heaven, the old man gave Hei Yu a copy of the "Diamond Sutra". From then on, Yuan Luo and Hei Yu (characters in "Lone Brain Planet") studied "philosophy" on the bed at home.

I know you don't understand what I'm talking about at all, it doesn't matter if you don't understand, come to the next book "The Pride of Actors", and you will understand.

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"The Pride of Actor" copywriting:

Occasionally, I watched the big star Gong who was turned off in GV, and fell in love with the coquettish and soft actor Shou. From then on, I only wanted to take his baby out of the clutches of the color industry, marry him back home, and love him well.However, I didn't expect this little male actor to have no concept of chastity, but only love and dedication. From then on, I began to watch him and other men circle the road of abuse... Zhou Xiaoya has a bad face and a bad figure , but he has a vigorous professionalism, he strictly obeys the director's words "resolutely not to have sex after work".A certain star, you have your dazzling appearance and excellent acting skills, but I also have my pride as an actor!I will definitely not be seduced by you... Oh shit, professional relationship, my body is too sensitive, please stay away from me...

Tags: Huanxi Enemy, Sweet Pet, Entertainment Circle, Funny and Relaxed

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