Gu Dong rubbed his nose, okay, this time he directly adjusted the time to the beginning of the plot, and he was really looking forward to the next time when the mission failed.

【And next time? ? ! 】 Dichlorvos screamed in disbelief.

Gu Dong smiled, but didn't speak.

[Host father, next time I won't wear it, it's a truly terrifying punishment! ! ] Dichlorvos almost made Gu Dong kneel down.

From the moment it was bound to Gu Dong, the two were like grasshoppers on the same rope. The punishment Gu Dong suffered would also affect it to some extent, and even doubled its effect on it. Therefore, even if Dichlorvos is for himself, he has to rack his brains to take advantage of the loopholes in the laws of heaven to prevent his host from suffering.On the contrary, if Gu Dong completes more missions, he will have enough slag value to upgrade himself, thus opening up new functions and even new plot modes.

'Why panic, I just think about it. Gu Dong couldn't help showing a little smile again, aware of the current plot environment, he quickly put away the smile on his face, and adjusted it into a word of bullishness - tug!

The impostor Jiang Shitao turned his head and looked around. The audience was full, and the heads were covered. The students in the deep red uniforms of Shenjing High School were sitting in their seats whispering to each other.

"Da Jiang, this principal of Shenjing is so famous that he dared to make you wait for so long!" The black-piped boy sitting on Gu Dong's left complained angrily. , and also a good brother who played with Jiang Shitao since childhood.

"Come on, Hei Dan, the most important thing in Shenjing High School is big shots. The identities of the three of us are not enough here." The person who spoke was a fair and clean boy sitting on Gu Dong's right hand, with a trembling on his head all the year round. The trembling little Yaya, who was given the nickname Soaring Cannon, is the only son of Li Yuelin in the underworld who makes Jiang's drug lord somewhat afraid, Li Yunyi.

It stands to reason that the two families should be inseparable from each other, but Li Yunyi and Jiang Shitao have a common topic because of a mentally handicapped online game, so the three of them will get together from time to time, either at home three times in a row, or with Leading a group of younger brothers to book an entire Internet cafe, and never go home unless they are up all night.

In this regard, the adults of the two families turned a blind eye to it. Their grievances are one thing, and the children's making friends is another thing. If they don't intervene, it's up to them how much the children want to do. If they don't even have the most basic self-protection ability, they can't rest assured that they will hand over the world they have worked hard for to these children.

Gu Dong snorted, pointed his middle finger at the empty rostrum, and said shyly, "What are you afraid of? The background is not strong enough. We, the Three Heroes of the Black World, can't handle this small deep well." High school? A joke!"

Niu Tianyin also squeezed her fingers very passionately, and said viciously, "I have never met an opponent with a black belt in karate."

Li Yunyi shook his head, "Come on, the two of you run faster than rabbits every time something happens, which time I didn't wipe your butts?"

Niu Tianyin's ferocious expression gradually showed a crack, and in Li Yunyi's teasing sight, there were more and more cracks, as if something broke and crackled, Niu Tianyin's expression collapsed, and she buried her head on Gu Dong's shoulder in shame , "I'm telling the truth. I've been winning boxing for many days in a row, and I finally got a black belt. Do you understand the loneliness of standing at the top without an opponent? Do you understand!!"

The corner of Gu Dong's mouth twitched indiscernibly, and he stretched out a finger to poke Niu Tianyin's head aside, as if I didn't know who this bastard was.

Li Yunyi raised his hand and patted Gu Dong's shoulder, and beat him back to his original shape with one sentence, "Da Jiang, you are not much better than him."

Gu Dong had a cold face, "I've reached the pinnacle of the black belt in the boxing game, how could it be no better than him?!" It's obviously not the same level!

"It's everyone's responsibility to care for the mentally retarded." Li Yunyi looked at them with a mentally retarded look on his face, and at the same time moved his buttocks away from them.

So these two Internet-addicted teenagers have been addicted to the Two-dimensional world and have never come out. The most important thing is that he even believed their rhetoric that they want to dominate Shenjing Nangao just now!Simply incredible! !

It must be that these two people invisibly transmitted the idiot's traits to him.Yes, it must be so.

At this moment, the three mentally retarded people disliked each other without knowing it.

On the other side, Dichlorvos was staring at Gu Dong adoringly, blinking his starry eyes [Praise the host's father for his acting skills!It simply vividly interprets Jiang Shitao's retarded temperament!Come on, this baby seems to see the dawn of mission completion is ahead! 】

Gu Dong: ==...Actually, he just brought into his thinking in high school, and then he discovered that there is nothing wrong with it!and!feel!ah! ! !

Gu Dong's expression was stiff, and he quickly shut down the noisy Dichlorvos. He didn't want to admit the fact that he was mentally retarded...

While the three were arguing, the opening ceremony had already quietly started, and the speakers on the rostrum changed wave after wave, but the whispers of the students never stopped, so no one was aware of the ceremony It's almost coming to an end.

Anyone who is randomly caught here is the descendant of the XX boss. It is no wonder that the teachers have been standing in the aisle with their hands tied, and no one dared to come out and stop the students from disrespecting the teachers.

Gu Dong watched for a while, thinking that if this was in a normal world, these students would probably be ordered by the teachers to go to the playground to squat and jump together, and they would never let them go until their legs and feet became weak.

"Next, we invite the first-year freshman Bai Yueguang to give a speech for everyone. Bai was admitted to our school with the No.1 score in the country. Welcome everyone!" The host took out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat on his forehead. After singing a one-man show for so long, I can finally end this damn opening ceremony. If he hadn't just joined Shenjing Men's High School this year and didn't know the situation here, he wouldn't be pushed out by a group of uneasy and kind teachers to be the host people.

There were sparse applause from the audience.

Gu Dong was also one of the applauding, he stared at Bai Yueguang on the podium who was uniquely not wearing the Shenjing crimson uniform jacket, but only wearing a white shirt inside.

Under the backdrop of school uniforms of the same color, Bai Yueguang standing under the spotlight is indeed unbelievably beautiful. The big screen gave him a close-up, those eyes that smiled before saying a word, and the delicate lips like cherry blossoms that opened and closed in front of the microphone , and the clear and soft neutral voice when he spoke, people couldn't help but be fascinated by him.

Like the scent of mint floating in the air under the scorching sun, it is refreshing and refreshing, relaxing every pore in the whole body.

Looking at that person's breezy and moon-like face, his heart felt as if it had been suddenly injected with a stimulant, beating faster with the force of breaking his chest.His heart was beating like a beating, which was his current situation.

Gu Dong frowned and pressed his chest, 'What the hell? '

Dichlorvos, which restarted in time, crawled out and explained pitifully, [Ang, that, it's the will of Jiang Shitao's body that is at work, just ignore it by the father of the host! 】

He danced so vigorously that even if he ignored it, it didn't mean that everyone around him was deaf.

Gu Dong glanced at Hei Dan and Sky Cannon who turned his head to look at him from time to time. Their hesitant appearance made him really want to pull out the ghost willpower that Jiang Shitao left behind. Beat up.

[Calm and hot host dad, I also heard that some hosts will be a pillar of the sky when they see the original partner of the plot, you are already considered good! 】

Gu Dong's face was getting darker and darker. In order to cover his heartbeat, he could only hold his chest with his hands, and put two hands when one hand was not enough, but there were more and more eyes looking at him from around.

"Ahem, Dajiang, what's wrong with you, being shot by Cupid's arrow?" Hei Dan couldn't hold back his mouth after holding back for a long time. The feeling of finally being unblocked after being stuck for a long time is not too good. He is indeed an honest person who doesn't like Tibetan words.

Gu Dong paused with his hands covering his chest, and slowly changed his posture, turning his arms around his chest, with the corners of his lips curled up, revealing an evil and charming smile like a domineering president, "Is it Bai Yueguang? It's my thing."

Heidan and Skypao opened their mouths, inexplicably feeling that Jiang Shitao is slightly different today. Although it is generally the same as before, there are still some changes. The two can't say exactly what it is, it's just a feeling.

To use an analogy—it is a feeling that Jiang Shitao was handsome before, but now he is even more handsome.

As the only normal person in this abnormal world, Gu Dong naturally didn't expect his image to grow strangely taller in the eyes of his friends. At this time, he had already considered setting up an emergency number for a mental hospital on his mobile phone. May need to be sent in for rescue at any time.

[Ding, trigger the main mission, ask the host to mock Bai Yueguang fiercely in a place with no less than ten people, the time is one day, and reward five scum points]

Unprepared to hear the task released by the system, Gu Dong suddenly remembered that this trip was not for the plot but to torture himself. To be precise, it was to torture the remaining willpower from Jiang Shitao in his body.

Only Bai Yueguang, who is the only one he has ever loved in his entire life, is the only one who can abuse this scum mentally, and thus get the value of scum abuse. This may also be the future direction of the main line of scum abuse just now.

Gu Dong sighed inaudibly, thinking of his negative 95 scum value, he felt that the future was gloomy. I hope he can complete the task and leave this world as soon as possible before being crushed into scum by Bai Yueguang's backers.

The most important thing right now is to play Jiang Shitao well and try not to collapse the character, otherwise everything will have to start all over again.

Clearing his throat, Gu Dong prepared to pave the way for his next abuse of scum, otherwise he said he liked it, and then he would slap that person in the face with his back foot. It's a bit of a twist, and normal people would accept incompetence.

But he forgot that what the author of this book constructed was a group of snake spirits.

So when Gu Dong turned his head to the left and watched Heidan coldly say the fact that Bai Yueguang is so perfect that he will not belong to him in the end, Niu Tianyin shook his head like a rattle, "No, Dajiang, you are so perfect!" Handsome, he must be yours, my God, have you been reborn today! Damn, it's unexpected... so handsome!"

The lines that Gu Dong had prepared in his mind were completely disrupted by his call. No matter what he said at this time, Niu Tianyin might take the topic away. At that time, if he tried to bring it back to the current topic, it would be a bit awkward. Too deliberate.

If this goes on like this, Gu Dong feels that his character design will collapse because of the play.

So he resolutely decided to ignore Niu Tianyin and face Li Yunyi instead. In order to maintain his strong character in the second grade, Gu Dong narrowed his eyes slightly, showing a cool smile, "If you can't get it, it's better to ruin it." ,Do you agree?"

Li Yunyi was very appreciative, watching him nodded heavily, "Yes!"

Gu Dong turned his head to face the rostrum in satisfaction, he raised his chin, and stared at the backs of the heads in the venue with the attitude of "I am the emperor, you and other ants". Mystery Smile Ending in My Hands.

Dichlorvos: [There is no collapse!The blackening is quite natural, and the main line of the next task can be seamlessly connected with the main theme of the book, staged a love and killing stalk, without being resisted by the body and will, and can perfectly complete the scumbag task, it is incredible!Amazing my host dad! 】

Gu Dong snorted from his nasal cavity, "Next time I will refuse to take over this mentally handicapped person. '

[Medicine, Cheek Nao, don't be afraid of mental retardation, I have medicine!Dare to challenge, I have medicine!If you are cowardly, I have medicine!The host father fights, and the baby has medicine and you are invincible! !Yo!Yaoyao Chek makes trouble~ You say mental retardation, I say medicine!Retarded! !medicine! !Retarded! !medicine! ! !Oh yeah! !Mentally disabled father... Ah bah, long live the host's father! ! ! ] The entire system of Dichlorvos was a little too excited, and even had a nondescript rap. When he realized that Gu Dong wanted to take advantage of its unpreparedness to force it to shut down, he quickly resumed his seriousness and reminded, [Remember, host father, you What you do must have a premise of loving Bai Yueguang, otherwise Jiang Shitao's willpower will violently resist, and even seize the opportunity to devour your soul and regain a new life, which is the popular rebirth nowadays. 】

Gu Dong blinked in surprise, "He is reborn, what should I do?" '

[No way,] Dichlorvos said with a sad face, [So the host father must hurry up and complete the task ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! 】

Gu Dong nodded thoughtfully.

The author has something to say: In advance, this world will be Doubi and Shenjing flying together, so stay tuned O(∩_∩)O~~

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