Fantasy Farm
Chapter 73
Under Bai Yuehu's strange gaze, Lu Qingjiu quickly explained that this was not a strange hobby of him and Yin Xun, but that the black umbrella that hunted him down yesterday had come after him again.
After hearing the words, Bai Yuehu nodded slightly, took a step forward, reached out and grabbed the black umbrella, then tore it forcefully, and forcibly tore the black umbrella off Yin Xun's head.When the umbrella was torn off, it let out a shrill scream, the sound was a bit like a crying child, it made people's scalp go numb, Lu Qingjiu stood by, saw Yin Xun's head, and at the same time, he also saw something in the umbrella It fell, and hit the ground with a crackling sound. Upon closer inspection, it was discovered that it was the black-eyed eyeball he saw that day, rolling all over the ground.
Yin Xun finally saw the light of day again, heaved a sigh of relief, but was also frightened by the eyeballs here, the most terrifying thing was that these eyeballs seemed to be alive, the dilated pupils were all staring at Bai Yuehu, the scene was extremely terrifying.
Bai Yuehu casually threw the black umbrella to the ground, and the moment the black umbrella fell to the ground, all the eyeballs that rolled to the ground gathered in the direction of the black umbrella, and were wrapped by the black umbrella again.
"What the hell is this?" Lu Qingjiu had never seen such a magical creature, and he clearly remembered that there was no record of such a monster in the Book of Mountains and Seas.
Bai Yuehu didn't speak, he bent down, picked up something from under his feet, Lu Qingjiu waited for him to straighten up, only to find that it was an eyeball in Bai Yuehu's hand.That eyeball is similar to what Lu Qingjiu saw before, a round one with red nerves growing behind it, both the nerves and the eyeballs are obviously still alive, at this moment being pinched by Bai Yuehu, they are shivering like small animals trembling.
"It's a kind of technique." Bai Yuehu said, "The specific use is unknown."
"Then these eyeballs are all human?" Lu Qingjiu felt uncomfortable with so many eyeballs.
"No." Bai Yuehu said, "These eyeballs are all living things..." He threw the eyeballs on the ground, as if he wanted to see the reaction when the eyeballs landed, but he didn't expect to be obediently lying on the side watching The lively fox cub Su Xi rushed over when he saw the eyeball. Before they could react, they saw Su Xi groan, swallowed the eyeball, crunched it and swallowed it.
"Ah, Su Xi, what did you eat!!" Yin Xun screamed in horror.
"Spit it out!" Lu Qingjiu strode forward, picked up the fox cub and opened its mouth, trying to gouge out its eyeballs, but it was obviously too late for Su Xi to open his mouth, revealing a neat row of His little white teeth and blue eyes stared at Lu Qingjiu innocently, as if he was asking what Lu Qingjiu meant by this action.
Lu Qingjiu said in pain: "You really ate it? If something happens to this, how can I explain it to your dad." It's fine to cut it into a poodle last year, and get food poisoning this year... He felt that he really didn't I can't see my parents anymore.
Su Xi obviously didn't understand the pain in Lu Qingjiu's heart, and he happily licked his mouth with his red tongue, his eyes fell on the black umbrella, he seemed to think that the eyeballs tasted good, and wanted to have another one.
Being stared at by Su Xi, the black umbrella actually took a step back slowly. If Lu Qingjiu hadn't been staring at him all the time, he would probably have thought that he was delusional.
"Is this okay to eat?" Lu Qingjiu asked Bai Yuehu anxiously.
Bai Yuehu glanced at the fox cub, and after thinking about it, he picked up the umbrella directly, then reached in, and abruptly pulled out another eyeball from the umbrella.
"What are you going to do..." Before Lu Qingjiu finished speaking, he saw Bai Yuehu stuff the eyeball into his mouth, and with another crunch, he ate the eyeball so neatly.
Both Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu were frightened by Bai Yuehu's actions. They stared at Bai Yuehu for a long time without speaking, until Bai Yuehu swallowed the eyeball and licked his lips. After recovering, Lu Qingjiu said in a trembling voice, "Is it delicious?"
Bai Yuehu: "It's delicious." He thought for a moment, and then said a thoughtful and frightening sentence, "It's not human eyeballs."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." What do you mean by not being human eyeballs? Doesn't the meaning of Bai Yuehu's words mean that he has tasted human eyeballs before he can tell the difference in taste?
"It's really good." Probably because Lu Qingjiu's expression was too frightened, Bai Yuehu said thoughtfully, "The taste is crisp, there is no fishy smell, and there is a lot of juice inside."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." If you're not talking about eyeballs, then I'll give it a try.
Yin Xun's eyeballs were about to fall when he was watching from the side, and he couldn't help but backed away, wanting to stay away from Bai Yuehu.
Bai Yuehu said: "Try it?" He said as he took out another eyeball from the black umbrella.
The umbrella was still struggling at first, but after its eyeballs were plucked out again, it completely withered. Even Lu Qingjiu saw in it the words "life without love".
"No more." Lu Qingjiu declined Bai Yuehu's kindness.
Bai Yuehu looked at Yin Xun, Yin Xun quickly moved his hand like a windshield wiper.
"Okay." Bai Yuehu said with regret in his tone, "Then I'll eat it myself."
Hei Umbrella seemed to be able to understand their conversation, and at this moment wanted to wrap himself tightly and resist the cruel and ruthless Bai Yuehu Great Demon King.But its resistance was obviously like a mantis' arm blocking traffic in front of Bai Yuehu. The next moment, Bai Yuehu touched an eyeball from inside it, and chewed on it.
Both Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun had blank faces, a little confused by the stimulation of this murderous scene.
After getting rid of this strange umbrella, Lu Qingjiu silently turned around to make dinner, Yin Xun trembling behind him was somewhat similar to the black umbrella.
The dinner was relatively simple. Lu Qingjiu fried a large pot of beef patties, made a three-shredded cold salad, boiled a pot of eight-treasure porridge, and finally cut the marinated beef into slices, and put chili noodles on the side for serving Stick to eat.
Lu Qingjiu brought the porridge to the table, and called Bai Yuehu to eat.
Bai Yuehu nodded, and then put the black umbrella aside.The black umbrella stayed beside Bai Yuehu quietly without any movement, but the moment Bai Yuehu picked up the chopsticks, the black umbrella opened with a snap, and then rolled towards the door like a wheel past.
The black umbrella actually wanted to escape!
Both Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun were dumbfounded.
And Bai Yuehu's reaction was extremely fast, before the black umbrella rolled twice, he had already rushed in front of the umbrella, grabbed the umbrella, and said with a sneer, "Where are you going?"
Black Umbrella: "..."
"Come if you want, leave if you want, treat this as a hotel?" Bai Yuehu said while holding the black umbrella, "If you want to go, at least keep your eyeballs first."
As soon as he said this, Hei Umbrella let out a cry of woo woo woo, although the sound was a bit harsh, but no matter how it sounded like a child who had been bullied hard, it made Lu Qingjiu feel a little embarrassed, feeling a little bit like himself The illusion of bullying the weak.
However, Bai Yuehu's heart was as hard as iron, and he was unmoved. He even went to the kitchen to find a thick rope, tied up the black umbrella, and then threw it on the ground, saying: "I'm full today, continue tomorrow." .”
Hei Umbrella: "..." Woohoo, what evil did he do!The scariest thing was that the little vixen was also very interested in him, its nose was dawdling on the umbrella, as if it might bite off at any time.
Yin Xun looked at the black umbrella, and whispered to Lu Qingjiu, "Why do I always feel that I see my future in the black umbrella?"
Lu Qingjiu said: "Don't think too much, if Bai Yuehu eats you, he will definitely die in one bite, it will be very happy."
Yin Xun: "..." Thank you for your comfort, my friend.
After dinner, Yin Xun went home, and Lu Qingjiu went back to the bedroom. Both of them tacitly did not lift the umbrella, pretending that nothing happened.
So for the next two days, the black umbrella became Bai Yuehu's exclusive snack. Lu Qingjiu watched his vixen sitting on the rocking chair in the yard with a black umbrella next to him, and then stretched his hand into the black umbrella from time to time. Taking out an eyeball and crunching it in the mouth, the brutality of the picture is simply unbearable to watch.
The weather is fine these days, usually Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun would find a place in the yard to bask in the sun, but these days they really didn't dare, because as long as they were in the yard, they could hear the scalp-numbing crunching sound, After listening for a while, the consciousness of the whole person began to become blurred... One can imagine how lethal it is.
Of course, some families welcome black umbrellas. For example, the fox cub likes black umbrellas very much, and he never turns his eyes away when he sits next to him.
But in view of Lu Qingjiu's concern about food safety, Bai Yuehu still stopped feeding, even though the little fox looked pitiful and hopeful.
Yin Xun endured for two days, but he couldn't hold on any longer, and he didn't dare to tell Bai Yuehu, so he could only find Lu Qingjiu, expressing his inner fragility very euphemistically: "I always feel that Bai Yuehu chews My eyeballs are hurting..."
Lu Qingjiu was frying fish, when he heard Yin Xun's words, the spatula in his hand paused.
Yin Xun: "Are you also..."
Lu Qingjiu sighed for a long time, nodded slowly: "Almost."
It's fine if you eat other things, but they are living eyeballs, and they are so crunchy and stuffed into your mouth, it's really impressive.
"Then can you..." Yin Xun put his hope on Lu Qingjiu, "Suggest an opinion with Bai Yuehu?"
Lu Qingjiu nodded: "Okay, I'll go talk to him."
So after lunch, before Bai Yuehu planned to take a lunch break and eat snacks, Lu Qingjiu hurriedly expressed his opinions, including doubts about the taste of eyeballs, and the scene of Bai Yuehu eating eyeballs discomfort.
Bai Yuehu was quiet for a while after listening, and waved to Lu Qingjiu.
Seeing this, Lu Qingjiu thought that he wanted to say something to him, so he bent down and leaned over. Who knew that Bai Yuehu stretched out his hand and pressed the back of his head, and then he felt a cold thing stuffed around his lips, Before he could react, the thing had already been stuffed into his mouth.
"Hmm!" Lu Qingjiu's eyes widened in an instant, and just as he was about to say something, he felt a sweet smell coming from his mouth, which was completely different from the stench he had imagined.
"Try it first." Bai Yuehu's voice came from the side.
Now that the thing has been eaten, and the taste is not as he imagined, Lu Qingjiu suppressed the fear in his heart about the appearance of this thing, carefully bit the surface of the eyeball with his teeth, and then felt a scent of sweetness. Juice filled the mouth.This eyeball doesn't seem to be an animal's eye, but a plant that looks like an eye. It tastes crunchy on the outside and soft and juicy on the inside. If you want to compare it, it's a bit like a strawberry. It's really delicious.
Lu Qingjiu chewed up the eyeballs and swallowed them into his stomach: "Aren't these the eyes of animals?" How can there be any animal's eyes that smell like strawberries.
Bai Yuehu: "No."
"What is that?" Lu Qingjiu was a little confused.
"Maybe it's a kind of fruit." Bai Yuehu said, "It just looks like a scary eyeball." In fact, the taste is really good.
After eating the eyeballs, there is still a sweet taste in the mouth. I have to say that apart from the scary shape, the taste of the eyeballs is really worth mentioning.
"Do you want to try it again?" Bai Yuehu took another one out of the umbrella, glanced at it and handed it to Lu Qingjiu, "This is orange flavored."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." He hesitated for a moment, but still took it, this time he didn't wait for Bai Yuehu to stuff it, but carefully stuffed it into his own mouth.
The orange flavor is not as sweet as the strawberry, but the juice is a little more filling, and the pulp inside still has orange particles, just like eating the jelly version of the fruit orange, and it is a pure natural one without additives.Lu Qingjiu was eating vigorously, and glanced towards his room, but saw Yin Xun who was standing inside the room showing a terrified look at him, obviously did not understand why Lu Qingjiu, who came to persuade him, also chewed along with him The eyeballs are gone, but they are still chewing with relish.
Lu Qingjiu was made to laugh a little by Yin Xun's expression, after thinking about it, he asked Bai Yuehu to give him an eyeball, and he held it in his hand and walked towards Yin Xun.
Yin Xun watched Lu Qingjiu walking over with his eyeballs in hand, turned around and wanted to run, but was caught by Lu Qingjiu.
"What are you running for?" Lu Qingjiu said, "It's not that I want to eat you."
Yin Xun didn't know what Lu Qingjiu was going to do, and cried, "Stay away from me, I don't want to eat it, I don't want it!"
Lu Qingjiu: "How do you know it's not good if you haven't tasted it? These aren't animal eyeballs. Come on, give it a try."
Yin Xun wanted to struggle, but Lu Qingjiu directly pressed his shoulder, and then a chubby thing was pushed to his lips. He was so scared that he almost cried, but his struggle was useless in front of Lu Qingjiu , The thing was stuffed into his mouth abruptly. At the moment when the eyeball entered, Yin Xun even suspected that he would die again—until he tasted the eyeball.
"Huh?" Yin Xun asked, "Why does it taste like grapes?"
Lu Qingjiu asked, "Is it delicious?"
Yin Xun stopped struggling for an instant, and chewed a couple of mouthfuls: "It's like jelly."
Lu Qingjiu: "Yes, there is also strawberry flavor."
Yin Xun: "It's really fragrant."
The two looked at each other, and the next moment their eyes fell on the black umbrella next to Bai Yuehu in the yard. The black umbrella seemed to feel their eyes, and began to tremble again, but there was a Bai Yuehu sitting next to him. , can't run away at all.Coming to Shuifu Village was probably the worst decision it had ever made in its life.
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun finally understood why the black umbrella has become Bai Yuehu's favorite snack these days. It's too delicious... Although it doesn't look good, it has a beautiful heart.
After tasting the black umbrella, Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun finally overcame the fear in their hearts, and began to sit in the yard with Bai Yuehu and eat eyeballs.Of course, they usually eat with the door closed, lest any neighbor pass by and be agitated by the horrific scene.
After eating like this for another two or three days, someone finally came to the door.
It rained a little that morning, Lu Qingjiu cut a large handful of leeks in the garden, and planned to make leek boxes to eat.Then the door of his house was knocked, and Lu Qingjiu went to open the door, but saw a beautiful girl standing at the door of their house. It looks beautiful, but the style is out of tune with modern people.
"Hello, what can I do?" Lu Qingjiu asked.
The girl glanced at the leek in Lu Qingjiu's hand, and said, "I lost an umbrella."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." It's over, the owner came to the door.
The girl said, "Did you see it?"
Lu Qingjiu said: "Well... I can see it."
The girl said: "Then can you give it back to me?" She showed a delicate and pitiful expression, which looked quite lovable.
Lu Qingjiu was still a little guilty when she saw it. After all, they had eaten with someone else's umbrella for almost a week. The owner of the umbrella suddenly came to him, so naturally he felt a little bit upset.He thought about it, first invited the girl into the house, and asked her to wait for Bai Yuehu to come back at home.
Bai Yuehu went down to the ground with an umbrella just now. He usually never used an umbrella, but after he got a black umbrella, he began to actively use it. After all, he can eat snacks while holding an umbrella. It couldn't be more beautiful .
The girl sat in the room, and Lu Qingjiu was too embarrassed to leave the guest alone in the living room, so he simply took out the cutting board and cut leeks and meat in the living room.
The girl asked curiously, "What are you doing?"
"Making leek boxes." Lu Qingjiu replied.
"Chives box?" the girl asked, "What is that?"
"A very delicious food." Lu Qingjiu said, "Have you never eaten it? Then I'll prepare it for you to taste later." He felt that this girl was probably not human either.
The girl nodded and continued to wait quietly.
About ten minutes later, Bai Yuehu, who had finished planting the land, came back. As soon as he entered the room, the girl who was sitting stood up and said, "My umbrella!"
When Bai Yuehu saw the girl, he didn't say a word, but just touched his eyeball out of the black umbrella in front of the girl, and ate it on the spot.
When Lu Qingjiu who was standing next to him clearly saw Bai Yuehu eating his eyeballs, the girl's expression twisted.
"What are you doing!" the girl yelled.
Bai Yuehu ignored her at all, but raised his chin with a provocative expression.
Girl: "Bai Yuehu, you bastard!"
"It's okay." Bai Yuehu said, "What are you doing here, this umbrella is yours?"
The girl said, "What's not mine is yours?"
Bai Yuehu said: "Everything that comes into my house is mine. If it weren't for the fact that you are not as delicious as pork, I would eat it with you."
girl:"……"
Judging from the conversation between the two, they are obviously old acquaintances, but the relationship seems to be not very good, and they are the kind that may be pinched at any time.
"Give me back the umbrella." The girl knew that it would be no good to tangle with Bai Yuehu on this matter, so she simply skipped the topic of herself and pork, and went straight to the point, "You have been eating for four or five days! You are not afraid of spoiling it." Stomach!"
Bai Yuehu ignored her at all, touched his eyeball again, and ate it.
The girl was furious instantly, but Bai Yuehu ignored her at all.
Seeing that Bai Yuehu refused to eat, the girl could only swallow her breath, gritted her teeth and said, "Tell me, what do you want to do?"
Give me back the umbrella! "
Bai Yuehu: "Wait until I finish eating."
"You fucking——" the girl was forced to swear, and then swallowed the swear words under Bai Yuehu's cold eyes.
Bai Yuehu said: "Since you dare to send the umbrella over, don't think about going back."
The girl said: "It ran out by itself!"
Bai Yuehu said: "It's the first time I know that Chunshen's umbrella can run out by itself."
When Lu Qingjiu heard this, he was shocked, he didn't expect that the girl in front of him was the God of Spring in the myth.It is rumored that the gods in charge of the four seasons are Jumang, the god of spring, Zhurong, the god of summer, Rushou, the god of autumn, and Xuanming, the god of winter.It's just that these gods in the myth are all male images, and the girl in front of her doesn't look like a male at all.Lu Qingjiu was wondering, when he heard Gou Mang crying, the appearance of pear blossoms with rain was very cute.
However, the vixen in his family didn't have the slightest bit of pity and pity, and said mercilessly, "If you cry again, I will kick you out."
Jumang fell silent in an instant.
Bai Yuehu said: "You can take the umbrella if you want."
Jumang showed suspicion when he heard the words, obviously suspecting that Bai Yuehu suddenly let go of some conspiracy.
"But you have to keep the seeds." Bai Yuehu said.
"What kind of seed?" Jumang asked.
"Of course it's the seed of the eyeball." Bai Yuehu said, "God has an umbrella to plant all things. No matter what kind of seed it is, it will germinate and bear fruit on the umbrella. This eyeball is also a plant, right?"
Gou Mang snorted: "I can give you the seeds, but whether you can plant them or not is up to you."
Bai Yuehu said: "Yes."
Gou Mang said: "If I give you the seeds, you will return the umbrella to me?"
Bai Yuehu nodded.
Gou Mang said: "It's a deal." She stood up and left the yard, as if she was looking for seeds for Bai Yuehu.
Lu Qingjiu saw that Gou Mang was gone, so he said in a low voice: "She is the legendary Spring God? But isn't the Spring God a man?"
Bai Yuehu glanced at Lu Qingjiu, and said surprisingly: "Who said he is a woman?"
Lu Qingjiu: "..."
Bai Yuehu: "He is a man."
Lu Qingjiu: "..."
Bai Yuehu: "Not like a man?"
Gou Mang's gorgeous attire, his coquettish humming, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like... Forget it, he is indeed a cute boy.
Probably because Lu Qingjiu's expression was too shocked, Bai Yuehu comforted Lu Qingjiu, saying that it's spring now, and the Spring God wears sacrificial attire, and when he wears short sleeves in summer, he should be able to tell Jumang's gender .
Lu Qingjiu said: "Then what happened to his umbrella?"
Bai Yuehu said: "As long as it is a seed, no matter it is alive or dead, it can be planted on his umbrella, but only plants can be grown."
Lu Qingjiu: "So you already knew?" No wonder you were so happy to eat.
Bai Yuehu hummed.
"Then how did his umbrella come to Shuifu Village?" Lu Qingjiu glanced at the black umbrella, "Accidentally lost it?"
Bai Yuehu sneered, "How could the Spring God's umbrella be lost?"
None of these gods are easy.
The author has something to say: Lu Qingjiu: Even if I jumped from here today, I wouldn't eat your eyeballs!
Bai Yuehu stretched out his hands.
Lu Qingjiu: Really fragrant...
Yin Xun can go to the city. When he grows up, his scope will expand. Didn't he go shopping in the city with Lu Qingjiu before?As for his own body, he will not have diarrhea if he eats it by himself, but if he mixes it with other foods and eats it by himself, he will have a reaction. It doesn't matter if other people eat less.
After hearing the words, Bai Yuehu nodded slightly, took a step forward, reached out and grabbed the black umbrella, then tore it forcefully, and forcibly tore the black umbrella off Yin Xun's head.When the umbrella was torn off, it let out a shrill scream, the sound was a bit like a crying child, it made people's scalp go numb, Lu Qingjiu stood by, saw Yin Xun's head, and at the same time, he also saw something in the umbrella It fell, and hit the ground with a crackling sound. Upon closer inspection, it was discovered that it was the black-eyed eyeball he saw that day, rolling all over the ground.
Yin Xun finally saw the light of day again, heaved a sigh of relief, but was also frightened by the eyeballs here, the most terrifying thing was that these eyeballs seemed to be alive, the dilated pupils were all staring at Bai Yuehu, the scene was extremely terrifying.
Bai Yuehu casually threw the black umbrella to the ground, and the moment the black umbrella fell to the ground, all the eyeballs that rolled to the ground gathered in the direction of the black umbrella, and were wrapped by the black umbrella again.
"What the hell is this?" Lu Qingjiu had never seen such a magical creature, and he clearly remembered that there was no record of such a monster in the Book of Mountains and Seas.
Bai Yuehu didn't speak, he bent down, picked up something from under his feet, Lu Qingjiu waited for him to straighten up, only to find that it was an eyeball in Bai Yuehu's hand.That eyeball is similar to what Lu Qingjiu saw before, a round one with red nerves growing behind it, both the nerves and the eyeballs are obviously still alive, at this moment being pinched by Bai Yuehu, they are shivering like small animals trembling.
"It's a kind of technique." Bai Yuehu said, "The specific use is unknown."
"Then these eyeballs are all human?" Lu Qingjiu felt uncomfortable with so many eyeballs.
"No." Bai Yuehu said, "These eyeballs are all living things..." He threw the eyeballs on the ground, as if he wanted to see the reaction when the eyeballs landed, but he didn't expect to be obediently lying on the side watching The lively fox cub Su Xi rushed over when he saw the eyeball. Before they could react, they saw Su Xi groan, swallowed the eyeball, crunched it and swallowed it.
"Ah, Su Xi, what did you eat!!" Yin Xun screamed in horror.
"Spit it out!" Lu Qingjiu strode forward, picked up the fox cub and opened its mouth, trying to gouge out its eyeballs, but it was obviously too late for Su Xi to open his mouth, revealing a neat row of His little white teeth and blue eyes stared at Lu Qingjiu innocently, as if he was asking what Lu Qingjiu meant by this action.
Lu Qingjiu said in pain: "You really ate it? If something happens to this, how can I explain it to your dad." It's fine to cut it into a poodle last year, and get food poisoning this year... He felt that he really didn't I can't see my parents anymore.
Su Xi obviously didn't understand the pain in Lu Qingjiu's heart, and he happily licked his mouth with his red tongue, his eyes fell on the black umbrella, he seemed to think that the eyeballs tasted good, and wanted to have another one.
Being stared at by Su Xi, the black umbrella actually took a step back slowly. If Lu Qingjiu hadn't been staring at him all the time, he would probably have thought that he was delusional.
"Is this okay to eat?" Lu Qingjiu asked Bai Yuehu anxiously.
Bai Yuehu glanced at the fox cub, and after thinking about it, he picked up the umbrella directly, then reached in, and abruptly pulled out another eyeball from the umbrella.
"What are you going to do..." Before Lu Qingjiu finished speaking, he saw Bai Yuehu stuff the eyeball into his mouth, and with another crunch, he ate the eyeball so neatly.
Both Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu were frightened by Bai Yuehu's actions. They stared at Bai Yuehu for a long time without speaking, until Bai Yuehu swallowed the eyeball and licked his lips. After recovering, Lu Qingjiu said in a trembling voice, "Is it delicious?"
Bai Yuehu: "It's delicious." He thought for a moment, and then said a thoughtful and frightening sentence, "It's not human eyeballs."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." What do you mean by not being human eyeballs? Doesn't the meaning of Bai Yuehu's words mean that he has tasted human eyeballs before he can tell the difference in taste?
"It's really good." Probably because Lu Qingjiu's expression was too frightened, Bai Yuehu said thoughtfully, "The taste is crisp, there is no fishy smell, and there is a lot of juice inside."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." If you're not talking about eyeballs, then I'll give it a try.
Yin Xun's eyeballs were about to fall when he was watching from the side, and he couldn't help but backed away, wanting to stay away from Bai Yuehu.
Bai Yuehu said: "Try it?" He said as he took out another eyeball from the black umbrella.
The umbrella was still struggling at first, but after its eyeballs were plucked out again, it completely withered. Even Lu Qingjiu saw in it the words "life without love".
"No more." Lu Qingjiu declined Bai Yuehu's kindness.
Bai Yuehu looked at Yin Xun, Yin Xun quickly moved his hand like a windshield wiper.
"Okay." Bai Yuehu said with regret in his tone, "Then I'll eat it myself."
Hei Umbrella seemed to be able to understand their conversation, and at this moment wanted to wrap himself tightly and resist the cruel and ruthless Bai Yuehu Great Demon King.But its resistance was obviously like a mantis' arm blocking traffic in front of Bai Yuehu. The next moment, Bai Yuehu touched an eyeball from inside it, and chewed on it.
Both Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun had blank faces, a little confused by the stimulation of this murderous scene.
After getting rid of this strange umbrella, Lu Qingjiu silently turned around to make dinner, Yin Xun trembling behind him was somewhat similar to the black umbrella.
The dinner was relatively simple. Lu Qingjiu fried a large pot of beef patties, made a three-shredded cold salad, boiled a pot of eight-treasure porridge, and finally cut the marinated beef into slices, and put chili noodles on the side for serving Stick to eat.
Lu Qingjiu brought the porridge to the table, and called Bai Yuehu to eat.
Bai Yuehu nodded, and then put the black umbrella aside.The black umbrella stayed beside Bai Yuehu quietly without any movement, but the moment Bai Yuehu picked up the chopsticks, the black umbrella opened with a snap, and then rolled towards the door like a wheel past.
The black umbrella actually wanted to escape!
Both Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun were dumbfounded.
And Bai Yuehu's reaction was extremely fast, before the black umbrella rolled twice, he had already rushed in front of the umbrella, grabbed the umbrella, and said with a sneer, "Where are you going?"
Black Umbrella: "..."
"Come if you want, leave if you want, treat this as a hotel?" Bai Yuehu said while holding the black umbrella, "If you want to go, at least keep your eyeballs first."
As soon as he said this, Hei Umbrella let out a cry of woo woo woo, although the sound was a bit harsh, but no matter how it sounded like a child who had been bullied hard, it made Lu Qingjiu feel a little embarrassed, feeling a little bit like himself The illusion of bullying the weak.
However, Bai Yuehu's heart was as hard as iron, and he was unmoved. He even went to the kitchen to find a thick rope, tied up the black umbrella, and then threw it on the ground, saying: "I'm full today, continue tomorrow." .”
Hei Umbrella: "..." Woohoo, what evil did he do!The scariest thing was that the little vixen was also very interested in him, its nose was dawdling on the umbrella, as if it might bite off at any time.
Yin Xun looked at the black umbrella, and whispered to Lu Qingjiu, "Why do I always feel that I see my future in the black umbrella?"
Lu Qingjiu said: "Don't think too much, if Bai Yuehu eats you, he will definitely die in one bite, it will be very happy."
Yin Xun: "..." Thank you for your comfort, my friend.
After dinner, Yin Xun went home, and Lu Qingjiu went back to the bedroom. Both of them tacitly did not lift the umbrella, pretending that nothing happened.
So for the next two days, the black umbrella became Bai Yuehu's exclusive snack. Lu Qingjiu watched his vixen sitting on the rocking chair in the yard with a black umbrella next to him, and then stretched his hand into the black umbrella from time to time. Taking out an eyeball and crunching it in the mouth, the brutality of the picture is simply unbearable to watch.
The weather is fine these days, usually Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun would find a place in the yard to bask in the sun, but these days they really didn't dare, because as long as they were in the yard, they could hear the scalp-numbing crunching sound, After listening for a while, the consciousness of the whole person began to become blurred... One can imagine how lethal it is.
Of course, some families welcome black umbrellas. For example, the fox cub likes black umbrellas very much, and he never turns his eyes away when he sits next to him.
But in view of Lu Qingjiu's concern about food safety, Bai Yuehu still stopped feeding, even though the little fox looked pitiful and hopeful.
Yin Xun endured for two days, but he couldn't hold on any longer, and he didn't dare to tell Bai Yuehu, so he could only find Lu Qingjiu, expressing his inner fragility very euphemistically: "I always feel that Bai Yuehu chews My eyeballs are hurting..."
Lu Qingjiu was frying fish, when he heard Yin Xun's words, the spatula in his hand paused.
Yin Xun: "Are you also..."
Lu Qingjiu sighed for a long time, nodded slowly: "Almost."
It's fine if you eat other things, but they are living eyeballs, and they are so crunchy and stuffed into your mouth, it's really impressive.
"Then can you..." Yin Xun put his hope on Lu Qingjiu, "Suggest an opinion with Bai Yuehu?"
Lu Qingjiu nodded: "Okay, I'll go talk to him."
So after lunch, before Bai Yuehu planned to take a lunch break and eat snacks, Lu Qingjiu hurriedly expressed his opinions, including doubts about the taste of eyeballs, and the scene of Bai Yuehu eating eyeballs discomfort.
Bai Yuehu was quiet for a while after listening, and waved to Lu Qingjiu.
Seeing this, Lu Qingjiu thought that he wanted to say something to him, so he bent down and leaned over. Who knew that Bai Yuehu stretched out his hand and pressed the back of his head, and then he felt a cold thing stuffed around his lips, Before he could react, the thing had already been stuffed into his mouth.
"Hmm!" Lu Qingjiu's eyes widened in an instant, and just as he was about to say something, he felt a sweet smell coming from his mouth, which was completely different from the stench he had imagined.
"Try it first." Bai Yuehu's voice came from the side.
Now that the thing has been eaten, and the taste is not as he imagined, Lu Qingjiu suppressed the fear in his heart about the appearance of this thing, carefully bit the surface of the eyeball with his teeth, and then felt a scent of sweetness. Juice filled the mouth.This eyeball doesn't seem to be an animal's eye, but a plant that looks like an eye. It tastes crunchy on the outside and soft and juicy on the inside. If you want to compare it, it's a bit like a strawberry. It's really delicious.
Lu Qingjiu chewed up the eyeballs and swallowed them into his stomach: "Aren't these the eyes of animals?" How can there be any animal's eyes that smell like strawberries.
Bai Yuehu: "No."
"What is that?" Lu Qingjiu was a little confused.
"Maybe it's a kind of fruit." Bai Yuehu said, "It just looks like a scary eyeball." In fact, the taste is really good.
After eating the eyeballs, there is still a sweet taste in the mouth. I have to say that apart from the scary shape, the taste of the eyeballs is really worth mentioning.
"Do you want to try it again?" Bai Yuehu took another one out of the umbrella, glanced at it and handed it to Lu Qingjiu, "This is orange flavored."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." He hesitated for a moment, but still took it, this time he didn't wait for Bai Yuehu to stuff it, but carefully stuffed it into his own mouth.
The orange flavor is not as sweet as the strawberry, but the juice is a little more filling, and the pulp inside still has orange particles, just like eating the jelly version of the fruit orange, and it is a pure natural one without additives.Lu Qingjiu was eating vigorously, and glanced towards his room, but saw Yin Xun who was standing inside the room showing a terrified look at him, obviously did not understand why Lu Qingjiu, who came to persuade him, also chewed along with him The eyeballs are gone, but they are still chewing with relish.
Lu Qingjiu was made to laugh a little by Yin Xun's expression, after thinking about it, he asked Bai Yuehu to give him an eyeball, and he held it in his hand and walked towards Yin Xun.
Yin Xun watched Lu Qingjiu walking over with his eyeballs in hand, turned around and wanted to run, but was caught by Lu Qingjiu.
"What are you running for?" Lu Qingjiu said, "It's not that I want to eat you."
Yin Xun didn't know what Lu Qingjiu was going to do, and cried, "Stay away from me, I don't want to eat it, I don't want it!"
Lu Qingjiu: "How do you know it's not good if you haven't tasted it? These aren't animal eyeballs. Come on, give it a try."
Yin Xun wanted to struggle, but Lu Qingjiu directly pressed his shoulder, and then a chubby thing was pushed to his lips. He was so scared that he almost cried, but his struggle was useless in front of Lu Qingjiu , The thing was stuffed into his mouth abruptly. At the moment when the eyeball entered, Yin Xun even suspected that he would die again—until he tasted the eyeball.
"Huh?" Yin Xun asked, "Why does it taste like grapes?"
Lu Qingjiu asked, "Is it delicious?"
Yin Xun stopped struggling for an instant, and chewed a couple of mouthfuls: "It's like jelly."
Lu Qingjiu: "Yes, there is also strawberry flavor."
Yin Xun: "It's really fragrant."
The two looked at each other, and the next moment their eyes fell on the black umbrella next to Bai Yuehu in the yard. The black umbrella seemed to feel their eyes, and began to tremble again, but there was a Bai Yuehu sitting next to him. , can't run away at all.Coming to Shuifu Village was probably the worst decision it had ever made in its life.
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun finally understood why the black umbrella has become Bai Yuehu's favorite snack these days. It's too delicious... Although it doesn't look good, it has a beautiful heart.
After tasting the black umbrella, Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun finally overcame the fear in their hearts, and began to sit in the yard with Bai Yuehu and eat eyeballs.Of course, they usually eat with the door closed, lest any neighbor pass by and be agitated by the horrific scene.
After eating like this for another two or three days, someone finally came to the door.
It rained a little that morning, Lu Qingjiu cut a large handful of leeks in the garden, and planned to make leek boxes to eat.Then the door of his house was knocked, and Lu Qingjiu went to open the door, but saw a beautiful girl standing at the door of their house. It looks beautiful, but the style is out of tune with modern people.
"Hello, what can I do?" Lu Qingjiu asked.
The girl glanced at the leek in Lu Qingjiu's hand, and said, "I lost an umbrella."
Lu Qingjiu: "..." It's over, the owner came to the door.
The girl said, "Did you see it?"
Lu Qingjiu said: "Well... I can see it."
The girl said: "Then can you give it back to me?" She showed a delicate and pitiful expression, which looked quite lovable.
Lu Qingjiu was still a little guilty when she saw it. After all, they had eaten with someone else's umbrella for almost a week. The owner of the umbrella suddenly came to him, so naturally he felt a little bit upset.He thought about it, first invited the girl into the house, and asked her to wait for Bai Yuehu to come back at home.
Bai Yuehu went down to the ground with an umbrella just now. He usually never used an umbrella, but after he got a black umbrella, he began to actively use it. After all, he can eat snacks while holding an umbrella. It couldn't be more beautiful .
The girl sat in the room, and Lu Qingjiu was too embarrassed to leave the guest alone in the living room, so he simply took out the cutting board and cut leeks and meat in the living room.
The girl asked curiously, "What are you doing?"
"Making leek boxes." Lu Qingjiu replied.
"Chives box?" the girl asked, "What is that?"
"A very delicious food." Lu Qingjiu said, "Have you never eaten it? Then I'll prepare it for you to taste later." He felt that this girl was probably not human either.
The girl nodded and continued to wait quietly.
About ten minutes later, Bai Yuehu, who had finished planting the land, came back. As soon as he entered the room, the girl who was sitting stood up and said, "My umbrella!"
When Bai Yuehu saw the girl, he didn't say a word, but just touched his eyeball out of the black umbrella in front of the girl, and ate it on the spot.
When Lu Qingjiu who was standing next to him clearly saw Bai Yuehu eating his eyeballs, the girl's expression twisted.
"What are you doing!" the girl yelled.
Bai Yuehu ignored her at all, but raised his chin with a provocative expression.
Girl: "Bai Yuehu, you bastard!"
"It's okay." Bai Yuehu said, "What are you doing here, this umbrella is yours?"
The girl said, "What's not mine is yours?"
Bai Yuehu said: "Everything that comes into my house is mine. If it weren't for the fact that you are not as delicious as pork, I would eat it with you."
girl:"……"
Judging from the conversation between the two, they are obviously old acquaintances, but the relationship seems to be not very good, and they are the kind that may be pinched at any time.
"Give me back the umbrella." The girl knew that it would be no good to tangle with Bai Yuehu on this matter, so she simply skipped the topic of herself and pork, and went straight to the point, "You have been eating for four or five days! You are not afraid of spoiling it." Stomach!"
Bai Yuehu ignored her at all, touched his eyeball again, and ate it.
The girl was furious instantly, but Bai Yuehu ignored her at all.
Seeing that Bai Yuehu refused to eat, the girl could only swallow her breath, gritted her teeth and said, "Tell me, what do you want to do?"
Give me back the umbrella! "
Bai Yuehu: "Wait until I finish eating."
"You fucking——" the girl was forced to swear, and then swallowed the swear words under Bai Yuehu's cold eyes.
Bai Yuehu said: "Since you dare to send the umbrella over, don't think about going back."
The girl said: "It ran out by itself!"
Bai Yuehu said: "It's the first time I know that Chunshen's umbrella can run out by itself."
When Lu Qingjiu heard this, he was shocked, he didn't expect that the girl in front of him was the God of Spring in the myth.It is rumored that the gods in charge of the four seasons are Jumang, the god of spring, Zhurong, the god of summer, Rushou, the god of autumn, and Xuanming, the god of winter.It's just that these gods in the myth are all male images, and the girl in front of her doesn't look like a male at all.Lu Qingjiu was wondering, when he heard Gou Mang crying, the appearance of pear blossoms with rain was very cute.
However, the vixen in his family didn't have the slightest bit of pity and pity, and said mercilessly, "If you cry again, I will kick you out."
Jumang fell silent in an instant.
Bai Yuehu said: "You can take the umbrella if you want."
Jumang showed suspicion when he heard the words, obviously suspecting that Bai Yuehu suddenly let go of some conspiracy.
"But you have to keep the seeds." Bai Yuehu said.
"What kind of seed?" Jumang asked.
"Of course it's the seed of the eyeball." Bai Yuehu said, "God has an umbrella to plant all things. No matter what kind of seed it is, it will germinate and bear fruit on the umbrella. This eyeball is also a plant, right?"
Gou Mang snorted: "I can give you the seeds, but whether you can plant them or not is up to you."
Bai Yuehu said: "Yes."
Gou Mang said: "If I give you the seeds, you will return the umbrella to me?"
Bai Yuehu nodded.
Gou Mang said: "It's a deal." She stood up and left the yard, as if she was looking for seeds for Bai Yuehu.
Lu Qingjiu saw that Gou Mang was gone, so he said in a low voice: "She is the legendary Spring God? But isn't the Spring God a man?"
Bai Yuehu glanced at Lu Qingjiu, and said surprisingly: "Who said he is a woman?"
Lu Qingjiu: "..."
Bai Yuehu: "He is a man."
Lu Qingjiu: "..."
Bai Yuehu: "Not like a man?"
Gou Mang's gorgeous attire, his coquettish humming, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like... Forget it, he is indeed a cute boy.
Probably because Lu Qingjiu's expression was too shocked, Bai Yuehu comforted Lu Qingjiu, saying that it's spring now, and the Spring God wears sacrificial attire, and when he wears short sleeves in summer, he should be able to tell Jumang's gender .
Lu Qingjiu said: "Then what happened to his umbrella?"
Bai Yuehu said: "As long as it is a seed, no matter it is alive or dead, it can be planted on his umbrella, but only plants can be grown."
Lu Qingjiu: "So you already knew?" No wonder you were so happy to eat.
Bai Yuehu hummed.
"Then how did his umbrella come to Shuifu Village?" Lu Qingjiu glanced at the black umbrella, "Accidentally lost it?"
Bai Yuehu sneered, "How could the Spring God's umbrella be lost?"
None of these gods are easy.
The author has something to say: Lu Qingjiu: Even if I jumped from here today, I wouldn't eat your eyeballs!
Bai Yuehu stretched out his hands.
Lu Qingjiu: Really fragrant...
Yin Xun can go to the city. When he grows up, his scope will expand. Didn't he go shopping in the city with Lu Qingjiu before?As for his own body, he will not have diarrhea if he eats it by himself, but if he mixes it with other foods and eats it by himself, he will have a reaction. It doesn't matter if other people eat less.
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