Fantasy Farm

"I'm too hot!" Faced with Bai Yuehu's severe accusation, Lu Qingjiu miraculously felt guilty. It stands to reason that this should be a normal thing in human society, but why is Bai Yuehu now? When the fox asked, he seemed to have done something unforgivable, so he had to explain it to get his vixen's understanding, "Really, I came here wearing a down jacket. The weather is so hot, so I'll wear it again will get sick."

Bai Yuehu turned her head and glared at Jiufeng: "What did you secretly bring him here for? You want to take the opportunity to eat him?"

Jiufeng stared at those charming eyes, and said: "How could I? He's so small, he's not big enough to fit between my teeth. I just want to taste what you usually eat..."

Bai Yuehu said calmly: "I usually eat quite ordinary food."

"You fart!" Jiufeng stomped his feet again in anger from Bai Yuehu, and blurted out swear words, "Shaohao told me that I saw you eating hundreds of buns at the bun shop the other day, and you were a guest invited by Lu Qingjiu." ! Hundreds of steamed buns... how much is that, can you afford it?"

Although Bai Yuehu's expression was still serious, miraculously, Lu Qingjiu actually saw a hint of guilt in his eyes, and he retorted: "That's what I paid for through labor."

Jiufeng said: "What kind of labor can exchange hundreds of steamed buns? I'll come too!"

Regarding Jiufeng's self-recommendation, Bai Yuehu showed extreme disgust: "There is no shortage of people in the family, and you still have nine mouths."

Lu Qingjiu looked around and wanted to find it, but he didn't expect that there would be a day when Bai Yuehu would dislike other people's appetite.

Jiufeng wailed when she heard the words, saying that although she had nine mouths, she definitely didn't eat as much as Bai Yuehu. She was bound to ask Bai Yuehu to give an explanation for Bai Yuehu's reputation.So the nine heads made sounds at the same time, it was like ten thousand ducks quacking together, and the heads of the noisy people hurt.

Lu Qingjiu, who was sitting by the side watching the quarrel between Jiufeng and Baiyuehu, already felt that he was about to be dried by the sun, so he silently walked to the beach, rolled up his trousers, and wanted to soak his feet in it to cool off.Unexpectedly, as soon as he bent down, he felt a gust of wind blowing by his side. Bai Yuehu, who was still floating in the air, instantly moved to Lu Qingjiu's side, grabbed Lu Qingjiu's hand, and said through gritted teeth: "Lu Qingjiu, What are you going to do? There are not enough clothes, do you still have to take off your pants?"

Lu Qingjiu replied in despair: "...I'll just roll up my trouser legs."

Bai Yuehu and Jiufeng said in unison: "No!"

Lu Qingjiu said: "Then what should I do, I'm going to be burned to death.

With a wave of Bai Yuehu's hand, a black cloud appeared above their heads, covering the dazzling sunlight.As long as the beach is in a cool place, the sea breeze will cool it down immediately.Lu Qingjiu said helplessly: "Are you guys over?"

"Go, come back with me." Not wanting to waste time with Jiufeng, Bai Yuehu grabbed Lu Qingjiu's hand and wanted to take him away.

"Stop, stop!" Jiufeng screamed, and she said, "You took him away like this, the snake hasn't done it yet! I managed to catch this snake! If you take him back like this, I will It's not over with you!"

Bai Yuehu said: "How else can you have sex with me?"

Jiufeng said: "Find a chance and catch him again." She raised her head proudly as she spoke, "Could it be that you can still wrap him around your waistband?"

Bai Yuehu looked down at his trousers, and regretfully found that there was no belt on his trousers.

Lu Qingjiu was terrified by Bai Yuehu's actions, he always had a feeling that if Bai Yuehu really wanted to wrap him around his belt, there was a way, so he quickly persuaded: "Come here, Let's go back when we're done with her."

"Such a big snake, and you are so small, how do you do it?" Bai Yuehu looked at Lu Qingjiu's small body, and frowned.

Lu Qingjiu said: "I can say, you guys do it, I'll keep an eye on the heat and so on, the difference shouldn't be too big." ——Anyway, what you usually eat is raw meat.

Next to him, Jiufeng cried one after another, and he didn't know if Bai Yuehu was annoyed by the noise, or if he was worried that Jiufeng would do this again, but he finally agreed to Lu Qingjiu's proposal and decided to help Jiufeng do the fat thing in front of him. Lulu big snake.

"Go home and bring the spices I bought." Now that he has decided to do it, Lu Qingjiu intends to make it as delicious as possible. He told Bai Yuehu, "Take the ones from the cellar in the sack, not the ones from the kitchen. .”

Bai Yuehu said: "Okay."

Fortunately, Lu Qingjiu had stored a lot of spices before the winter, so it shouldn't matter to use some of them now.Bai Yuehu went to get the spices, Lu Qingjiu called Jiufeng to deal with the big snake.The snake had just died, and its body was still steaming, because its head was smashed to pieces by Jiufeng, and Lu Qingjiu couldn't tell what kind of strange beast it was.But it doesn't matter which one, anyway, it will be eaten anyway, Lu Qingjiu asked Jiufeng to peel off the snake's skin, then took out the internal organs and threw them aside, and asked her to make some incisions on the snake's body Convenient and delicious.

Because the edible salt at home is definitely not enough, Lu Qingjiu thought about it, let Jiufeng grab the snake and soak it in the sea water, it was considered to be a little bit salty, when they got it almost, Bai Yue Fox is back too.Lu Qingjiu asked them to sprinkle spices on the snake's body, and the last step was to roast it with fire.

Originally, Lu Qingjiu was still wondering how long this snake-like fire would last, but he saw Jiufeng grabbing the snake and waving its wings and flew directly into the air. With her mouth opened, nine bright red flames spewed out from her mouth. out.

Lu Qingjiu watched from the side, instructing her to turn over, so as not to burn the snake.

After all, it is not a common thing. Although the method of processing the snake meat is very rough, after such a fire, the rich aroma will soon be released from the snake meat.This snake is very fat, and the fat makes a sizzling sound under the flames, just listening to the sound makes people move their index fingers.

Under the fire of Jiufeng, the whole snake is cooked for about 10 minutes.

Jiufeng said: "Bai Yuehu, do you want to eat snakes?"

Bai Yuehu said: "What do you think?"

Jiufeng was very aware of Bai Yuehu's food-protecting character. If she really swallowed this snake to herself, Bai Yuehu would probably be able to eat her in a few days.In the non-human world, there is no law to protect the weak, Bai Yuehu eats her like a chicken cub.

So although he was unwilling, Jiufeng cut the snake in half, and reluctantly gave half to Bai Yuehu.

After Bai Yuehu got the snake meat, he divided half of Lu Qingjiu very naturally as usual, but he didn't know that Jiufeng's eyeballs almost fell out of shock when he saw this scene.Did she go to hell?Bai Yuehu actually distributed food to others?What kind of supernatural power does this Lu Qingjiu have to coax Bai Yuehu so well...

Jiufeng took a bite of the snake in front of him with doubts, and after this bite, the doubts just now were perfectly explained in an instant.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The meat quality of the snake head is already very good. Under Lu Qingjiu's guidance, she roasted the snake head until it was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, especially the skin that was stained with seawater salt. Terrible.

Lu Qingjiu was taken aback by Jiufeng's exaggerated reaction. After thinking about it, he felt that Jiufeng might just give him face because he was Bai Yuehu's friend.He has tasted the snake meat, because the method is relatively rough, so there are naturally some deficiencies, for example, there are some parts in it that are not tasty, but the taste of this snake should be good, and it will be more suitable for stewing chicken soup...

Lu Qingjiu glanced at Bai Yuehu, who was eating with relish, and said, "Is it delicious?"

Bai Yuehu: "It's delicious."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Why don't you take a piece back to stew the chicken?"

Bai Yuehu's eyes lit up and said, "Stewed chicken?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "Snake and chicken are delicious when stewed together. My grandma made it for me when I was a child." At that time, I didn't pay much attention to it. There are a lot of non-poisonous snakes called cauliflower snakes in the village, especially in summer. You can meet them in the yard from time to time.His grandma is not afraid of this kind of reptile at all. After catching it, it will be stewed with the chicken for several hours, and some side dishes such as wood ear mushrooms will be added. It is really delicious.However, after becoming an adult, Lu Qingjiu seldom eats snakes, even if he eats them, he eats them and raises them. After all, wild animals are having a hard time these days, so maybe one can survive.As for this rare beast that exists in mythology... As an ordinary person, Lu Qingjiu can only praise it for its fragrance.

"Snake stew? I haven't eaten it yet... Is it delicious, is it delicious, how delicious is it?" Jiufeng moved his head closer, and nine pairs of eyes looked at Lu Qingjiu with sparkling eyes.

Bai Yuehu was cold-blooded and ruthless: "What do you ask, no matter how delicious it is, you won't be in it."

Jiufeng: "Wooooow."

Lu Qingjiu couldn't laugh or cry.

After eating a few mouthfuls of snake meat, Lu Qingjiu was almost full, but Bai Yuehu ate half of the snake until only the bones remained.Probably because he was afraid that his eating would scare Lu Qingjiu, so when he ate the snake, he simply wrapped his body in black mist. Lu Qingjiu could only hear the sound of biting meat in front of the black mist.

Jiufeng didn't even spare the bones. After eating, she looked at Lu Qingjiu eagerly. If it weren't for her huge body and the other eight heads, Lu Qingjiu might really be a little soft-hearted by her stare.

After Bai Yuehu finished eating, regardless of Jiufeng's sad crying, he grabbed Lu Qingjiu and went home.

Before Lu Qingjiu went home, he didn't forget to put on his down jacket, so as not to be turned into a fool by the cold.

"You're back, Qingjiu, are you alright?" Yin Xun, who was waiting for news in the yard, was greatly relieved when he saw that Lu Qingjiu had returned intact. He hurried up to meet him and asked if Lu Qingjiu was okay.

Lu Qingjiu was afraid that Yin Xun would be worried, so he briefly explained what happened with Jiufeng and the others just now.After listening, Yin Xun's expression was distorted: "So you are not only fine, but also had a big meal?"

"Yes." Lu Qingjiu said, "Didn't Bai Yuehu come back?"

Yin Xun said sadly and angrily: "When he came back, he had the expression of being robbed of his wife. I thought something serious happened and he didn't dare to say anything, and he took the things and left..."

Lu Qingjiu couldn't help laughing, he said: "Okay, I'm back, don't worry."

Yin Xun sighed, "So is the snake delicious?"

"The meat is quite fragrant." Lu Qingjiu said, "But it's too big, it's a bit difficult to cook, wait for a chance..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Bai Yuehu, who was standing beside him like a statue, said, "Let's eat snakes at night."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Huh?"

Bai Yuehu took out a miniature version of a giant snake from his arms: "Eat this."

Lu Qingjiu: "Where did you come from?"

Bai Yuehu said honestly: "When I passed by just now, I stopped by the giant snake's den and took out a small snake."

Lu Qingjiu: "..." You are too proficient.

The snake has already belched, and Bai Yuehu has twisted its head off cleanly. It is cold here, and the snake blood has frozen into ice. Since he ate snake soup at night, Lu Qingjiu asked Bai Yuehu to quickly remove the snake's skin. Peel it off, kill another chicken, and put it in a pot to simmer.

There is no need to add any seasoning to this soup. The taste of snake and chicken is already very delicious, and this snake has no bones, and the meat is very delicious.

Yin Xun looked at Bai Yuehu killing chickens beside him in dismay, and he murmured: "I thought it was Bai Yuehu who had gone through a thrilling battle and exhausted his last strength to get you out of that terrible nine-headed beast." You were rescued from the hands of the monster, but you were already seriously injured when you were rescued..."

Lu Qingjiu: "What about the end?"

Yin Xundao: "In the end you dug a hole and buried him, and returned to Shuifu Village to hide your name and decide to avenge him."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Do you think this hatred can be repaid?"

Yin Xun recalled the huge strange bird, and honestly shook his head: "I don't think it will be successful."

"That's it." Lu Qingjiu said, "Hey, Yuehu, the blood must be drained, otherwise the meat will smell fishy."

Bai Yuehu hummed and continued to butcher the chicken.

Yin Xun sighed, saying that his life could no longer be turned into a martial arts drama, and that Ding Po Tian is a Chinese master...

Lu Qingjiu said: "Go and feed the pigs in your spare time."

Yin Xun: "...All right."

Yin Xun returned to rural life and went to the pigsty to feed the pigs.Lu Qingjiu was wearing a down jacket and squatting in the snow to peel garlic, the tip of his nose was frozen red, over there Bai Yuehu had killed the chicken, and was frowning to pull the chicken feathers, Lu Qingjiu asked him to scald it with hot water first, so that the chicken feathers Easier to tear off.Originally, these things were all done by Lu Qingjiu, but the weather was too cold, Lu Qingjiu didn't dare to dip in cold water for fear of getting sick, so Bai Yuehu did all the work for him.

The processed chicken and snake were simply chopped into pieces, blanched once, and then stewed in the pot. The smell of food soon filled the room, and the whole room was warm.

Lu Qingjiu made steamed prawns with minced garlic. Although the prawns were frozen and not that fresh, it was still a dish that Bai Yuehu and Yin Xun, who had always liked seafood, were looking forward to.

Seeing that the dinner was almost ready, Lu Qingjiu heated up the kang, intending to sit on the kang to warm his body, but who knew that he had just stuffed the charcoal in when he heard Yin Xun, who was staring at the fire in the kitchen, screaming like killing a pig. Howling: "Damn!! What is it!!"

Lu Qingjiu hurried over when he heard the words: "What's wrong?"

With a frightened face, Yin Xun pointed out the window.

Lu Qingjiu looked in the direction Yin Xun was pointing at, and was stunned for a moment. He saw a face made of water vapor appeared on the glass of their kitchen. On the glass, the heat from the skin left traces on the glass.

"There is a woman!" Yin Xun said, "Long hair, she looks pretty..."

Lu Qingjiu guessed the identity of the visitor as soon as he heard Yin Xun's description, he walked to the door helplessly, and called out twice: "Jiufeng, Jiufeng?"

It was already dark outside, because there was no moon, the snow was pitch black and nothing could be seen, Lu Qingjiu yelled twice, and saw a sneaky figure appearing at the gate of the yard: "Oh, what a coincidence." Sure enough, it was Jiufeng.

It's just that compared with the afternoon, she has completely changed her appearance. She is wearing a simple long skirt, but her figure is bumpy. Her long fiery red hair is scattered behind her head, she looks like a royal sister.It's just that compared with her temperament, her movements are completely different from Yujie. She leaned against the wall of the yard and poked her head in, "Good evening? Have you eaten yet?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "I haven't eaten yet... Do you want to come in?"

Jiufeng said: "Is it okay?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "Wait a minute, I'll ask Bai Yuehu."

Bai Yuehu obviously knew what happened, as soon as Lu Qingjiu entered, he turned black and scolded Jiufeng for being shameless.Lu Qingjiu couldn't help laughing. To be honest, he thinks these non-human beings are actually pretty cute, and they have no bad intentions. The only obsession is eating.Lu Qingjiu still felt that it was not polite to leave a big girl in the yard, and finally persuaded Bai Yuehu to allow Jiufeng to enter the house.

But before entering the house, Bai Yuehu and Jiufeng made a three-legal agreement, that is, he can only eat as much as he scoops for dinner, and he can't bring food by himself.

Jiufeng knew that this was Bai Yuehu's biggest concession, but he didn't express any dissatisfaction, and came into the room happily.

Yin Xun saw Jiufeng's eyes straightened. He had seen such a beautiful girl in his life, so he asked Lu Qingjiu in a private voice: "Do you know this girl? She looks so pretty."

Lu Qingjiu had a delicate expression: "Didn't you see her before?"

Yin Xun: "..." He recalled for a while, understood the meaning of Lu Qingjiu's words, his expression instantly distorted, "Ah?? She is that big bird?!"

"Yes." Lu Qingjiu said, "Why, are you interested in her?"

Yin Xun shed tears of sorrow, expressing that he was not blessed to enjoy it. The two most beautiful people he had ever seen ate him like snacks, and he still didn't feel full after eating one.

When it was time for the happy dinner, Jiufeng went to the table as she wished, but her meal was prepared in advance, and in Bai Yuehu's words, she was not qualified to serve food.

There is indeed a huge difference in taste between the carefully stewed snake head and the rough grilled snake meat. The snake head in front of me is tender and delicate, without fat, but it is not firewood at all.Especially this pot of soup is simply the best comfort for people in winter. Lu Qingjiu sprinkled thin slices of chopped green onion on it, drank three bowls in one go, and thin sweat broke out from the tip of his nose.

Jiufeng quickly finished the food in front of him. After finishing eating, he stared eagerly at the soup in the big bowl for about a few minutes. Bai Yuehu suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Are you full? ?”

Jiufeng said: "No, I'm not full."

Bai Yuehu said: "Oh, I'm full."

Jiufeng's eyes widened: "I said I'm not full..."

Bai Yuehu said: "When you're full, wash the dishes."

The conversation between the chicken and the duck made Lu Qingjiu couldn't help laughing in a low voice, Jiufeng started howling when he saw this, and the necklace that Lu Qingjiu thought was an ornament on his neck also started to let out a sad cry Weeping, Lu Qingjiu took a closer look, only to find that it was not a necklace at all, but clearly the remaining eight heads of Jiufeng.The sound effect of the nine people crying together was quite spectacular, and Yin Xun, who was still feeling the beauty of Jiufeng just now, was dumbfounded.

"Crack." Bai Yuehu put down the chopsticks, and passed them with a cold look.Jiufeng stopped talking instantly, and closed her nine mouths at the same time. She stood up and politely asked where the kitchen was. She was already full and couldn't wait to wash the dishes.

Lu Qingjiu watched from the side and almost spit out a mouthful of water.

"Just bully me when I'm young." Jiufeng who was driven into the kitchen thought brokenly, "Hmph, Bai Yuehu, wait until I grow up!"

Yin Xun asked in a low voice from behind: "What will happen when you grow up?"

"When I grow up, I'll also find Lu Qingjiu!" Jiufeng said angrily.

Yin Xun: "..." Is there any deviation in the direction of your efforts?

Jiufeng turned her head and glanced at Yin Xun, and said, "Hey, little mountain god, why are you living with Bai Yuehu? I'm not afraid that Bai Yuehu will swallow you up one day." Still holding the bowl in her hand, she said Leaning over, he smelled left and right on Yin Xun's body, and finally sucked in his saliva, "You look...delicious."

Yin Xun jumped to the door of the kitchen in an instant, and took three steps back: "You wash first, I'm leaving early."

Jiufeng: "Hey? Don't leave, I'll just talk casually, I won't really eat you."

Yin Xun looked at her suspiciously.

Jiufeng said: "After all, you live with Bai Yuehu, so it's not easy for me to do anything..."

Yin Xun: "Farewell!"

When he came out of the kitchen disheartened, he saw Lu Qing's dimples nestled in Bai Yuehu's big tail to digest food. That tail wrapped Lu Qingjiu's whole body, looking very warm.

Lu Qingjiu said: "What's the matter? Is your relationship over?"

Yin Xun: "It's over before it starts."

Lu Qingjiu let out a long sigh, and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't be sad, you are still young and still have many opportunities."

Yin Xun pretended to cry: "Why do they only look at my body?"

Bai Yuehu poured cold water on the side: "Maybe it's because your soul is not very tasty."

Yin Xun: "..."

Lu Qingjiu laughed loudly. He rubbed his face against Bai Yuehu's big tail, and gradually he felt drowsy. This tail is much more comfortable than a pillow. It's soft and warm, and it's a good thing to get through the cold winter. .

Lu Qingjiu fell asleep just like that, and the room also became quiet.

After washing the dishes in the kitchen, Jiufeng came out and saw Lu Qingjiu and the big tail on the bed. He was stunned for a moment, and was about to ask something, when he saw Bai Yuehu made a silent gesture, and then pointed to the door to signal her to leave , and then looked at Lu Qingjiu who was sleeping.

Seeing this, Jiufeng showed surprise. This was the first time she saw Bai Yuehu showing such a gentle expression. Thinking of Bai Yuehu's behavior of distributing food to Lu Qingjiu during the day, she felt as if... understood something .

The author has something to say: Lu Qingjiu: You should eat Yin Xun, he can regenerate

Bai Yuehu: Can I eat you in a regenerative way?

Lu Qingjiu:? !