Fantasy Farm

Zhu Miaomiao has always been a man of action. When he said that he wanted to do something, he immediately moved his hands. He took out the water from Lu Qing’s wine well and poured it into a bottle. He sent it back to his colleague by courier, and told the colleague to wash his hair with this water first. Drink it again if the effect is not obvious.Colleagues responded and said yes.

Lu Qingjiu asked Zhu Miaomiao when she would go back, Zhu Miaomiao replied that she was not in a hurry, and it would not be too late for her to return to the company after her colleagues informed her.

About two days later, the colleague who received the courier called Zhu Miaomiao.

At that time, Zhu Miaomiao was helping Lu Qingjiu feed the pigs. I have to say that even the pigs in Lu Qingjiu's house were much healthier than many people's. They were all fresh vegetables and meat stewed together. Zhu Miaomiao sniffed the smell, If I hadn't been full, I really wanted to try two bites.

When the colleague called, Zhu Miaomiao directly pressed the speakerphone, before she could speak, she heard the person on the other end of the phone shout excitedly: "Miaomiao, Miaomiao, you are my reborn parents! "

Zhu Miaomiao said, "What?"

The colleague said: "I have long hair, I have long hair!!!" He roared, and the trembling voice made people hear his excitement even through the distant phone.

Lu Qingjiu was feeding Xiaohua and the others, but when he heard the sound, he also froze.

"Calm down and speak slowly." Zhu Miaomiao's forehead hurt from his yelling.

The colleague said: "Do you want to see me now!"

Zhu Miaomiao said, "Video? All right."

Then a colleague sent a video invitation, and Zhu Miaomiao accepted it. She froze as soon as she accepted it, and saw that the colleague with a Mediterranean hairstyle was now wearing a ponytail, fluttering excitedly in front of the phone camera, proudly showing Looking at her hair: "Am I beautiful, or am I good-looking?"

Lu Qingjiu: "..." It's a bit irritating for a man with a beer belly to ask this question.

Zhu Miaomiao's reaction was similar to that of Lu Qingjiu, her expression was distorted for a moment, but she had a good relationship with this colleague, so she scolded neatly: "Beautiful fart, why do you have such a hairstyle, can't you go to the barber shop to cut it first? "

The colleague said angrily: "Just kidding, you let me cut the hair I finally grew?? You want my life."

Zhu Miaomiao: "..." She was unable to refute.

The colleague walked around in front of the video, and described in detail the specific process of his hair growth.In fact, it's quite simple. He received the bottle of water that Zhu Miaomiao sent him, and according to what Zhu Miaomiao said, after bathing and changing clothes, he wiped the bottle of water on his head. It had no effect at the time, but when When he woke up, he found that there was an extra head of black and beautiful hair on his head.

Listening to her colleague's description, Zhu Miaomiao pondered: "Then give the rest of the water to other people and try it. I want to see if it works on other people."

"Okay." The colleague said, "I'll give Xiao Huang a try tomorrow, hey, where are you now?"

Zhu Miaomiao said, "I'm playing outside, and I'll be back in two days."

The colleague nodded, and Zhu Miaomiao asked him to give her feedback on the effect of using the water on other colleagues before hanging up the phone.

"Great, I didn't expect the effect of well water to be so good." Zhu Miaomiao was very pleasantly surprised, rubbing his hands in front of Lu Qingjiu, "I have already seen a way to make money beckoning to you."

Lu Qingjiu smiled and said: "How about this, you help me set up the Taobao store, and I'll share it with you."

Zhu Miaomiao understood what Lu Qingjiu meant, and she just wanted to take her to make money together, but she still refused. After all, she thought of this at the beginning to make Lu Qingjiu's life more comfortable. Lu Qingjiu's family has so many mouths waiting to eat Well, she said: "No, you should make it yourself. This water is different from other things. It doesn't need any transportation. You can find a courier company to cooperate, but you must remember to pack the water."

Lu Qingjiu said, "What kind of packaging is it?"

Zhu Miaomiao said: "The higher the grade, the better, and you can't put too much water in each bottle. It's best for one person to use it. Let me think about it. Why don't I design a packaging bottle for you?"

Lu Qingjiu smiled and said: "Then I have to pay you wages."

Zhu Miaomiao laughed out loud.

In the company, the two work in different areas. Lu Qingjiu is in charge of operations, and Zhu Miaomiao is in charge of design. Of course, although the content of the work is different, they still have the same hair loss. After all, as long as the counterparty is not satisfied, they have to rework. Redo, working overtime until [-] or [-] o'clock is the norm.

Just do it, Zhu Miaomiao took out his ipad, started to design the blueprints, and planned to go to the glass factory in the city with Lu Qingjiu tomorrow to talk about making bottles.

In order to reward Zhu Miaomiao, Lu Qingjiu cooked a big meal. He asked Bai Yuehu to slaughter a fighting chicken in the yard, and took out the beef in the refrigerator to defrost.

There was one rooster and nine hens in the fighting chicken. The hen laid an egg every day. The eggs were much larger than the eggs Lu Qingjiu usually saw, and most importantly, almost all of them were double-yolk eggs.The color of this egg yolk is very good, it is a beautiful bright yellow, and the scrambled eggs or tomato egg soup made with this egg are also very delicious, which is completely incomparable with ordinary eggs.

Of course, the taste of eggs is good, and the taste of chicken is certainly not bad.

Lu Qingjiu stewed the dried mushrooms and chicken picked from the mountain before, and before they were cooked, the rich and attractive aroma of chicken soup filled the room.

Foxes like to eat chicken the most. The little fox was drooling because of the smell and squatted at the kitchen door eagerly looking at the stove. Lu Qingjiu looked funny, but the funniest thing was the rain master riding on the fox's neck. Concubine, she has now used the fox's fur as her nest, curled up inside and poked her head outside, Lu Qingjiu knew that she must be hungry, so he went to get a candy and stuffed it into her arms, after she took it Carefully hugging and disappearing into the little fox's fluff.

He fed the little fox a piece of chicken to satisfy his cravings, and Lu Qingjiu made stewed beef with potatoes and shredded beef with pickled peppers. He was thinking about buying two pickle jars when he went to town tomorrow. It was a cool day, which was perfect for making pickles. Otherwise, if the weather is too hot, the jar will be prone to flowers.

The chicken soup was as delicious as Lu Qingjiu imagined, but this time the stew was a bit less, and everyone didn't enjoy it, but Lu Qingjiu planned to take out a few eggs to let them hatch chicks, and then slaughter two more eat up.

"It's too cruel." Zhu Miaomiao said after listening, "Can you send me one after the slaughter?"

Lu Qingjiu: "..." You are really fickle.

In the evening, Bai Yuehu went out for a trip, and when he came back, he asked Lu Qingjiu if he wanted to drink milk.

Lu Qingjiu was inexplicable when he heard it: "Why did you mention milk all of a sudden?" But what Bai Yuehu said reminded Lu Qingjiu that their family could indeed buy a cow and come back to milk it.Although you can also buy boxed milk in the town, there is no such thing as freshly squeezed milk.

"My friend gave me a cow." Bai Yuehu said surprisingly, "I'll bring it back if you want it."

Lu Qingjiu looked at Bai Yuehu suspiciously after hearing the words: "Is it really a cow, isn't it some other animal?"

Bai Yuehu was silent for a moment: "Anyway, milk is similar to milk, so it's okay to make do with it."

Lu Qingjiu was amused by Bai Yuehu's words, he nodded and said, "Okay, the family happens to be short of a cow, so it's fine to raise it, even if that thing eats grass like a cow?"

Bai Yuehu said: "Just let it eat grass." This obviously means that the thing can make do with eating grass, so Lu Qingjiu doesn't have to worry too much.

The next day, Bai Yuehu led a strange-looking cow back from the door as he said. The cow was black in body, but there was only one huge eye on its face with long eyelashes. Kind of cute.

Zhu Miaomiao happened to be in the room too, and when she saw the cow, she was stunned: "Why does this cow only have one eye?"

Bai Yuehu said beside him, "It's disabled."

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Zhu Miaomiao: "Disability? Is there such a disability?"

Bai Yuehu: "If I say it is disabled, it is disabled."

Facing Bai Yuehu's unkind eyes, Zhu Miaomiao's desire to survive made her give up on investigating the matter, and said, "Okay."

Lu Qingjiu laughed beside him and said, "You don't care what it looks like, as long as the milk tastes good."

Zhu Miaomiao said, "That's right..."

After bringing the cow home, Lu Qingjiu told Yin Xun to feed it some food, and then he and Zhu Miaomiao went to the glass factory in the city to order a batch of glass bottles.

The process of ordering glass bottles went smoothly. After I gave the drawings to the boss, I mentioned some of my needs. After placing a deposit, the defendant will be able to pick up the goods next month.

After ordering the glass bottle, Zhu Miaomiao asked Lu Qingjiu to remember to choose several high-end packaging boxes online, it is best to find a manufacturer to customize.After the initial preparations were made, the two discussed the pricing. Lu Qingjiu was relatively close to the people. When they asked how about three hundred and one bottles, Zhu Miaomiao patted him on the shoulder and said, "If we want to do it, we will make it a high-quality product. , The profit of three hundred and one bottles is too low, this kind of unique thing should have the price it should have." She made a five with her fingers.

"Five hundred?" Lu Qingjiu asked.

"Five thousand!" Zhu Miaomiao said, "You make it clear when you sell it that you will get a full refund if you don't grow your hair! And you only sell [-] bottles per month, and each account is limited to one bottle."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Five thousand is too dark."

Zhu Miaomiao shook her head: "Where is it dark, don't you ask how much the hair transplant surgery costs, and the hair transplant surgery is not guaranteed to be [-]% successful. Five thousand will give a bald person a thick head of hair, and it is too late for everyone to grab it."

What Zhu Miaomiao said was indeed reasonable, and Lu Qingjiu didn't want to spend too much energy on the Taobao shop. He returned to Shuifu Village just to slow down his life.So in the end Lu Qingjiu agreed to Zhu Miaomiao's proposal and decided to set the price at 4999, a difference of one yuan to five thousand.

With Zhu Miaomiao's assistance, Lu Qingjiu's Taobao store opened smoothly.

And Zhu Miaomiao's vacation was over, and she had to go back to the company to continue working. Lu Qingjiu asked her if she had any arrangements for the National Day, and Zhu Miaomiao smiled wryly and said that she would definitely have to work overtime for the National Day, and the next time she came back would probably be New Year's Day.

Lu Qingjiu sent her to the train before returning home, but when he got home, he saw Yin Xun sitting in the yard sulking.He is not like Bai Yuehu, who always shows his mood on his face, when he heard Lu Qingjiu's voice coming home, he yelled aggrievedly: "Jiu'er, I'm afraid I won't be able to serve that cow anymore. "

Lu Qingjiu said, "What's the matter?"

Yin Xun said, "He won't eat anything I feed him."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Don't eat it?" He remembered that Bai Yuehu seemed to have said that it would be fine to feed that thing with grass, "Where's Yuehu?"

"I don't know." Yin Xun rubbed his nose, "It seems he was called out by someone just now."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Since it doesn't eat grass, how about feeding it something else?"

Yin Xun said, "Hey what?"

Lu Qingjiu thought for a while: "I remember that cows like to eat fruits. Don't you have some apples you bought at home? Try them?"

Yin Xun said, "Damn it, feed it apples, isn't it so extravagant?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "That apple is so sour, don't you want to eat it?" The apple was bought from the town a few days ago, and it is different from the one grown at home. It was bland and tasteless, not to mention Yin Xun, even Bai Yuehu, who never picky, was not interested. Originally, Lu Qingjiu was intended to be used to feed Xiao Hei Xiao Hua, but now it doesn't matter if it is eaten by Niu Niu.

Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu took the apples to the cowshed, which is next to the pigpen. Fortunately, Xiao Hei and Xiaohua are asleep at the moment, otherwise seeing Lu Qingjiu feed the cows with their apples, they would definitely get angry .

Lu Qingjiu fed the apple to Niu Niu's mouth. Niu Niu glanced at the apple, and sure enough, he opened his mouth and bit the apple. He chewed the apple and swallowed it in two mouthfuls. After eating, he smacked his lips. His eyes fixed on the other apples in Lu Qingjiu's hand, apparently still wanting to eat them.

Lu Qingjiu simply put all of it on the ground in front of him, watched it gnaw happily, the only big eyes on his face curved into a curved arc, coupled with those long eyelashes, it looked really cute of.

Standing by the side, Yin Xun watched Niu Niu eating an apple, and sighed vicissitudes of life: "This person really can't be single for a long time. After being single for a long time, even a Niu Niu looks pretty."

Lu Qingjiu: "..." It's still a cow.

The calf was full, hiccupped, and lay down in the cow pen, looking tired and wanting to rest.

Lu Qingjiu also turned to Yin Xun and said, "Let's go, let's go back and rest too."

Yin Xun nodded.

Bai Yuehu didn't know what to do, and he didn't come back all night. Lu Qingjiu didn't see him pushing the door in from outside the yard until after six o'clock the next morning.

Lu Qingjiu was making dumplings for this morning, and greeted him: "I'm back."

"Yeah." Bai Yuehu said, "Is there anything to eat?"

"Yes." Lu Qingjiu said, "Put the fruit on your stomach first, and the dumplings will have to wait for a while."

Bai Yuehu said yes.

After Lu Qingjiu finished cooking the dumplings, he took the basin and went to the cow pen to milk some milk. The cow was quite obedient, so he stood there and let Lu Qingjiu milk it.Now the milk on the market looks thinner because it has been broken and sterilized, but this problem does not exist in our own milk.Lu Qingjiu remembered that the milk he drank when he was a child was the freshest kind. After boiling, this kind of milk has a thick layer of milk skin, and it tastes like milk in his mouth, which is very fragrant.

After going to the city, Lu Qingjiu never drank this kind of milk again, and seeing it again now, he felt a little nostalgic.

It's just that when milking the cow, Lu Qingjiu felt that the milk had a different aroma than ordinary milk. He sniffed it carefully, and found that the milk actually had a light aroma of apples.At first Lu Qingjiu thought he had smelled it wrong, but when he returned to the house with the milk, Yin Xun who had just arrived said, "This milk smells so good, why does it smell like apples?"

"Really? I thought I smelled it wrong." Lu Qingjiu was also a little surprised.

Bai Yuehu didn't respond, and asked, "Did you feed him apples yesterday?"

"Yes." Yin Xun said, "He refuses to eat grass, so we fed him some apples."

Bai Yuehu said: "That's normal."

Hearing this, Lu Qingjiu also came back to his senses. Niu Niu's feelings are really different. He can drink whatever flavor of milk he eats. Yin Xun also understands this. He is eager to feed Niu Niu some chocolate. Lu Qingjiu ruthlessly stopped him.

After all, chocolate is poisonous to many animals, so they just fed it like this. What if something happens, Lu Qingjiu decided to check the habits of the cows first, and then decide what flavor of milk to drink.

After the milk is boiled, there is no fishy smell at all, and it is full of rich milky fragrance.Some people are not used to drinking milk because they are not used to the milky smell of milk, but the milk squeezed from the cow has a mellow but not greasy taste. On the contrary, it has a fragrance of apples, which is very delicious.

So today everyone in the family has improved their lives, although not much, but everyone and every animal has a glass of apple-flavored milk.

Lu Qingjiu took advantage of the gap to check the points that should be paid attention to in raising cows, but the more he checked, the more weird he felt, he raised his head and asked Yin Xun: "Wait... wait a minute, are our cows male or female? ah."

Yin Xun replied: "It's a public one."

Lu Qingjiu: "...is it really public?"

Yin Xun couldn't forget the taste of milk, but he didn't notice the strange look on Lu Qingjiu's face: "Of course it's a male, I saw his xx, thief leader."

Lu Qingjiu: "..." What the hell are you looking at all day long, aren't you afraid of the eye of a needle?

Although Yin Xun has seen cows before, but the cows in the village are all cultivated land, and they are rarely used for milk production. He has not seen much. Seeing Lu Qingjiu's unbearable expression, he asked blankly: " What's the matter? Wine?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "..." He stared at the information found on his phone for a long time without saying a word.

Yin Xun didn't understand what was going on, so he leaned over to take a look, the more he looked, the wider his mouth opened, and finally his jaw seemed to be about to drop: "Fuck, fuck, what the hell is this?"

I saw that the information explained in great detail that there is no such thing as a male dairy cow, and that all that can produce milk are lactating female cows, so as long as it is a male cow, it cannot be a dairy cow—then now comes the problem, their family Is that cow a male or a female? If it is a male, why can it produce milk? If it is a female, what about a certain organ in its crotch?

Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun looked at each other, and they both felt that the taste of milk in their mouths became more subtle.Lu Qingjiu didn't entangle himself anymore, but walked to the yard silently, sat down beside Bai Yuehu who was resting, and said, "Yuehu."

Bai Yuehu opened his eyes and looked at Lu Qingjiu: "Huh?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "That... that's that... our cattle, are they male or female?"

Bai Yuehu: "Master." His tone was calm, as if there was nothing wrong.

Lu Qingjiu said with difficulty: "That dude, can he still produce milk?"

Bai Yuehu blinked, as if she didn't understand what Lu Qingjiu meant.

Lu Qingjiu could only say: "Isn't it the cow's job to produce milk?"

Bai Yuehu said: "Not necessarily."

Lu Qingjiu: "..."

Bai Yuehu said: "Whoever said that milk production is up to the mother, if you want, I can also let you produce milk."

Lu Qingjiu's expression twisted when he heard the words, and he quickly waved his hands and said no, he just asked casually.

Bai Yuehu said: "The cow is a male, but all of them can produce milk, and the milk quality is still very good, very popular, why, don't you like it?"

Lu Qingjiu still hasn't recovered from the shock of being able to produce milk himself.

Bai Yuehu seemed to have misunderstood Lu Qingjiu's meaning, blinked his eyes and said, "If you don't like it, let's kill and eat the meat. Although the quality of the meat is relatively ordinary, it doesn't need to occupy space at home."

Lu Qingjiu said: "No, no, his milk is quite delicious, and Yin Xun and I also like it quite a bit, so there's no need to kill and eat meat."

Bai Yuehu said: "Okay, as long as you like it." He obviously didn't understand Lu Qingjiu's shock very well. For him, it's normal for males to produce milk, so he couldn't do it from the beginning to the end. He understood what Lu Qingjiu was shocked about.

Lu Qingjiu went to the cattle pen in a daze, and saw Yin Xun, with his butt pouted, happily feeding the cows chocolates. The cows also ate chocolate with relish, and their short tails were still wagging happily like a dog.

Yin Xun heard Lu Qingjiu's footsteps, and said happily, "Jiu'er, we can drink chocolate milk now!"

Lu Qingjiu: "..."

Yin Xun said: "Why, did you ask clearly? Is he a bull or a cow?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "Bull."

Yin Xun said, "Oh."

Lu Qingjiu thought he would say something else, but Yin Xun turned his attention back to his beloved Niu Niu after groaning, finally Lu Qingjiu couldn't hold back, and said: "You don't want to ask why the bull can also Are you producing milk?"

Yin Xun said, "I don't really want to."

Lu Qingjiu became curious: "Why don't you want to?"

Yin Xundao: "Because since I came back from the dead, I have discovered that some things cannot be explained by scientific logic, and compared with my body, a bull that can produce milk seems to be nothing special..."

When Yin Xun said this, Lu Qingjiu laughed dumbfounded, and realized that he had overreacted, he said: "That's right."

Yin Xun said: "And don't worry about the bulls and cows. Those that can produce milk are good cows."

Lu Qingjiu rolled up his sleeves: "Okay, let me squeeze some milk, let's have crispy fresh milk for afternoon tea."

Yin Xun showed his cute canine teeth happily when he heard this, and said, "Go and cook, I'll milk the cows, and I've just eaten the chocolate, so it might take a while before the milk comes out."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Okay, but remember to be gentle, the cow will hurt if you use too much force."

Yin Xun: "Don't worry, I will be gentle."

Hearing Yin Xun's words, Lu Qingjiu felt inexplicably that the content of their conversation seemed a little...subtle.

Forget it, let's go cook, Lu Qingjiu hurriedly turned around and left before he had any more strange thoughts.

The author has something to say: Bai Yuehu looked at the cow and smiled at Lu Sake.

Lu Qingjiu shuddered inexplicably...