Fantasy Farm

Although Wu Xiao's dream of listening to the tree spirit has come true, but somehow he has a tree family partner. Lu Qingjiu is in a very complicated mood, and he doesn't know what to say. He called Wu Xiao again. By then, Wu Xiao had calmed down, and asked him if there was any solution.

Lu Qingjiu replied that there is no such thing at the moment... After he learned the truth of the matter, he asked Bai Yuehu in advance whether the marriage contract could be dissolved. Want to leave, only widowed but not divorced.

So Lu Qingjiu bit the bullet and told Wu Xiao the answer. After hearing this, Wu Xiao said in despair: "I can only make do with it, but I can still get away with it."

Lu Qingjiu wanted to laugh but felt it was inappropriate, so he could only hold it back forcefully, and even comforted Wu Xiao a few words, saying that Lao Shu actually has a good personality, if he gets along more often, he might fall in love with him...

The grievances between him and Wu Xiao ended in this way, and Lu Qingjiu didn't know what to say, so he could only ask Zhu Miaomiao to privately hand Wu Xiao a big red envelope to express the vague apology deep in his heart.

When Zhu Miaomiao asked him why he had to hand over the red envelope, he didn't dare to explain, and just confused it vaguely.

Wu Xiao, who got the red envelope, asked Lu Qingjiu what it meant, and Lu Qingjiu said, "This is not your wedding..."

Wu Xiao hung up the phone with a snap, but this time Lu Qingjiu couldn't hold back, and smiled softly on the other end of the phone.

The weather in August was so hot that the chickens in the yard were reluctant to move. After half a year, the chickens have grown into half-sized chickens, but the appearance of this chicken is somewhat different from others. Regardless of male or female, the feathers are very bright in color and look very beautiful, but the taste is unknown... Lu Qingjiu thought that if he had time, he could have Bai Yuehu kill one to try.

Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua didn't grow at all, they were as old as they were when they came here, Yin Xun despised them as money-losing goods, and they still didn't get fat after eating and sleeping every day.

Xiao Hua rolled her eyes to the sky when she heard Yin Xun's words.

When Yin Xun saw it, he yelled: "Damn it, Lu Qingjiu, take care of your pig, it actually gave me supercilious looks."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Before you speak ill of him, can you remove your head from his stomach first?"

Yin Xun firmly refused: "No."

Xiao Hua was so angry that she almost gave him a hoof.

Ever since Yin Xun found out that Xiaohua's cold belly is a good way to cool off the heat, he has been holding Xiaohua all day long, and sometimes he has to carry Xiaohua on his back when he goes out to pick vegetables. Yin Xun's exclusive ice pack.

Looking at his expression, Lu Qingjiu felt that if it wasn't for not being able to speak in front of Yin Xun, Xiao Hua would have opened her mouth to Yin Xun's Quality Eighteenth Company long ago.

Yin Xun should really thank him for being an ordinary person...

In summer, things to cool off are indispensable. Lu Qingjiu boiled sour plum soup and put it in the refrigerator to freeze. He would drink a cup every afternoon when he woke up.Yin Xun and Bai Yuehu also liked this sweet and sour drink.During the hottest time of day, several people would eat something cold in the house to cool off the heat.

The little fox also likes to eat ice cream, but Lu Qingjiu is worried that it is too weak and will have diarrhea if it eats too much, so he will control the amount every time.

The three of them were eating cold shrimp freshly made by Lu Qingjiu in the house that day. Cold shrimp is their unique dessert. The rice milk made from glutinous rice is dripped into the water through a colander to form rice in the shape of small shrimp. Then put thick red soup and sweet and sour hawthorn in it. The taste is soft and cool, and the rice fragrance is strong. It is very popular among family members.Lu Qingjiu felt a little short of sugar after eating, and was about to go to the kitchen to add a spoonful of red soup, when he heard a thumping sound from the yard—someone was knocking on the door.

"Which one?" Lu Qingjiu asked from a distance.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, it was the hottest time of the day, the sun was shining brightly, and the whole world seemed to be enveloped in a huge and fiery steamer. If you go out for less than a minute, you must be sweating profusely when you come back.If he heard a knock on the door, Lu Qingjiu would have opened the door without even asking, but today it was too hot, the three of them glanced at each other, obviously they didn't want to move.

"Bai Yuehu, Bai Yuehu!" A man's voice came from outside the door, calling Bai Yuehu's name, knocking hard on the weak wooden door, "I'm fucking hot to death Come on, come and open the door for me!!"

It turned out that they were looking for Bai Yuehu. Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun both heaved a sigh of relief and turned their attention to Bai Yuehu. Since they were not looking for them, they didn't have to leave the air-conditioned room in the heat to open the door.

Who knew that Bai Yuehu raised his eyelids, changed his voice shamelessly, and replied to the people outside the door: "Bai Yuehu is not here."

Lu Qingjiu who was next to him almost spit out his mouth when he heard the sound, Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu had similar reactions, they were obviously shocked by Bai Yuehu's shamelessness.

"Fuck, Bai Yuehu isn't here? Then who are you?" The people outside the door were annoyed by Bai Yuehu's answer, and began to knock on the door, "Hurry up and open the door for me, I'm really going to die outside—"

Bai Yuehu was about to say something, but suddenly there was a loud noise from the door. Lu Qingjiu watched his fragile door panel fall to the ground with a "bang", and the person who fell together with the door panel was a man who described himself as a man in a state of distress. It seemed that he didn't expect the door panel to be knocked so lightly, and the whole person threw himself into the yard, eating shit like a dog.

"Ah! Damn it!" The man was thrown a little badly, laying on the ground without responding for a long time, moaning in pain, "Ouch...fuck me..."

Seeing this, Lu Qingjiu hurried over and asked, "Brother, are you alright?"

The man raised his head. Seeing his appearance, Lu Qingjiu burst out laughing, only to see that the man's face was bruised and purple, and his handsome face was abruptly ruined by these wounds.

The man looked at Lu Qingjiu with a bitter face, and just as Lu Qingjiu was about to ask him if he was okay, he saw him take a sip—half a tooth spit out from his mouth.

"Fuck," the man yelled, "I fucking—"

Lu Qingjiu thought that this man was too unlucky, he quickly helped him up, the man's leg seemed to be injured, and he limped into the house.

Bai Yuehu saw him showing disgust.

Bai Yuehu said: "How do you know I'm here?"

"I heard about it at Su's house." The man sat down and rubbed his legs, "You really..."

Bai Yuehu took a sip of cold shrimp and didn't even give him a look.

The man's eyes fell on the cold shrimp, and he took a deep breath: "What is this, is it delicious?"

Bai Yuehu said: "It's delicious." Then he drank it all in one gulp.

man:"……"

Lu Qingjiu looked funny from the side, but he is not as calm as Bai Yuehu. He felt that the man's appearance was too miserable, so he turned around and went to the kitchen to make a bowl of cold shrimp for the man, and put some more brown sugar , Thinking about replenishing blood for the man.

When the man saw the cold shrimp in front of him, he almost cried without excitement. He said that Lu Qingjiu is a good person, and he will be very lucky in the future, and then he ate happily.

Bai Yuehu said: "Shui Feng, what are you doing here?" The man's name turned out to be Shui Feng, which sounds a little strange.

"I'm here to ask you for help." Shui Feng said, "My dear fox..."

Bai Yuehu looked over with a cold look, and Shui Feng quickly changed his words: "Mr. Bai!"

"I said I can't save you." Bai Yuehu said lazily, "Didn't I tell you before?"

Shui Feng: "...I think I can still save it." After he finished speaking, he scooped up a large spoonful of cold shrimp, stuffed it into his mouth, and was about to take it out when Lu Qingjiu, who was sitting next to him, heard There was a clear and crisp sound of porcelain shattering, followed by a shrill scream. The man screamed and spit out a mouthful of blood—the ceramic spoon that was supposed to be good actually burst apart in his mouth.

"Damn it!" Yin Xun was shocked by this scene, and his tone was full of panic, "Even if you are hungry, brother, you can't eat a spoon, it's ceramics—you can't eat it!"

Tears were about to flow from the pain, and his mouth was full of shards of ceramics. He staggered and ran into the front yard, and then wanted to turn on the faucet to rinse his mouth. , It was another scream of incomparable pain.

Lu Qingjiu was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what was going on. Their faucets and pipes were all basking in the sun, and the surface temperature here was almost 70 degrees. It's not going to be much cooler... This is simply worse for Shuifeng.

The man looked like he was about to faint from the pain, but he carried it down abruptly, and barely washed away the debris in his mouth with water.

Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun stood by the door and watched, both of them looked miserable. This scene looked so miserable that it would be unlucky to describe it as drinking cold water and stuffing teeth.

Shui Feng roughly cleaned his wound, and returned to the room with tears in his eyes. Lu Qingjiu originally thought he was going to say something, but who knew he picked up the remaining cold shrimp and dried it in one go. Lu Qingjiu gave a thumbs up: "Big brother, your craftsmanship is really good."

Lu Qingjiu: "...friend, are you alright?"

Shui Feng said: "It's okay, I can't die."

Bai Yuehu said lazily: "Don't worry about him, he's used to it."

Sure enough, he got used to the water salary, which is a very painful thing for ordinary people, but he quickly recovered, wiped his mouth after drinking the cold shrimp, and said to Bai Yuehu: "Yuehu, let's go out and discuss it. "

Bai Yuehu glanced at him and said nothing.

"Moon Fox." Shui Feng said, "Just help me."

Bai Yuehu looked at Shui Feng and didn't speak, but his expression had already given Shui Feng the answer, Shui Feng wanted to persuade him again, but he heard Bai Yuehu asked coldly: "How long will you be like this? "

Shui Feng: "..."

Bai Yuehu said: "You are not bothered, I am."

Shui Feng opened his mouth to speak, but seemed to notice Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun who were sitting next to him, and said, "Let's talk about it in another place."

Bai Yuehu finally agreed, and he and Shui Feng left the room, went to find another place under the vines in the yard, and started talking about private matters.

"What do you think is the relationship between this person and Bai Yuehu?" Yin Xun asked Lu Qingjiu in a low voice.

"I don't know." Lu Qingjiu said, "Maybe it's his friend." Judging from the expressions of the two of them talking, they seem to be friends who have known each other for many years, but they don't know why this person came here, and Bai Yuehu It's that attitude.However, judging from Shui Feng's tone of voice, he should not belong to the category of human beings either.

Bai Yuehu and Shui Feng talked for a long time in the yard, until the sun was about to go down, and the two seemed to barely reach a consensus.

Bai Yuehu, who had returned to the house, had a slightly unhappy face, obviously the communication with Shui Feng was not pleasant.There was no smile in Shui Feng's eyes, instead there was a kind of complexity that Lu Qingjiu couldn't understand.However, this complexity just passed by in a flash, and was covered up by the habitual smile the next moment.

"Oh, what are you eating tonight?" Shui Feng said, "Bai Yuehu, just let me have dinner."

Bai Yuehu didn't speak, just got up and walked out, Shui Feng laughed out loud, showing half of his missing teeth.

Lu Qingjiu hurriedly shouted: "Yuehu, where are you going?"

Bai Yuehu pointed to the door: "I'll go and fix the door."

Shui Feng's smile froze on his face.

"Oh, okay." Lu Qingjiu said, "It's okay, I'll make more food for dinner."

Bai Yuehu nodded and walked to the door.

Shui Feng whispered: "I'm sorry, big brother, I broke the door of your house." He reached out and groped in his arms, and found a small bag after a while, "I don't have much money, this thing I will give it to you as compensation."

Lu Qingjiu said: "No need, the door of my house should have been changed."

"Take it." Shui Feng said with a smile, "it's not something valuable."

Lu Qingjiu still wanted to decline, but seeing his firm attitude, he had no choice but to put it away, thinking of asking Bai Yuehu what was going on at night.

For dinner, Lu Qingjiu made some more. He made steamed pork ribs with glutinous rice, fried fish-flavored shredded pork, and steamed a big bowl of eggs.The chickens in their family have begun to lay eggs one after another, but the eggs are much larger than normal eggs, and the probability of double yolk eggs is also high. After steaming, they are particularly fragrant, and Lu Qingjiu has added water to them , It is also very smooth and tender in the mouth.

After cooking, several people went to the table.

In one afternoon, Bai Yuehu repaired the door of the house. He did not know where to get a black wooden door, and inlaid it in the place where the original wooden door was.Lu Qingjiu looked at the wooden door and wanted to laugh. This wooden door is magnificent and engraved with dragon patterns, which is completely incompatible with the simple style of the entire small courtyard.But it's installed as soon as it's installed, and there's no big problem, it's just a little awkward.

Shui Feng ate very seriously, and he never took his eyes off the whole time, but his bad luck didn't stop. He ate steamed ribs with glutinous rice, and forcibly ate three or four stones from the glutinous rice.

Lu Qingjiu looked dumbfounded: "Where are there so many stones in the rice?"

Yin Xun said, "That's right, why didn't I eat one?"

Shui Feng seemed to be used to it, and waved his hand indifferently: "It's no big deal, just keep eating and eating, I'm used to it a long time ago, you don't know, I ate an apple that time, and only saw half a worm wriggling in it after biting down. ..."

Lu Qingjiu: "..." He silently put down the chopsticks in his hand.

Yin Xun and Lu Qingjiu did the same thing.

After the meal, the salary left. Lu Qingjiu watched him limping away, but as soon as he stepped out of their yard, he seemed to have accidentally stepped on something and fell directly on the ground. , lying on the ground for a long time without getting up, when Lu Qingjiu was about to go out to help him, Bai Yuehu said: "Leave him alone, he asked for it."

Lu Qingjiu: "Hmm..." He could tell that Bai Yuehu was serious.

After Yin Xun went back, Lu Qingjiu took a fan and melon seeds and sat next to Bai Yuehu, chatting with his vixen while eating melon seeds.

Although Bai Yuehu usually seemed to be quite difficult to talk to, in fact, Lu Qingjiu chatted with him quite happily, and every time he asked him a question, he would answer it patiently.

"The salary gave me a bag this afternoon." Lu Qingjiu shook the fan with one hand, and took out the bag that the salary gave him this afternoon from his pocket with the other hand.

Bai Yuehu glanced at the bag and knew what was in it. He was silent for a moment and said, "Keep it."

"What is it?" Lu Qingjiu was busy in the afternoon and didn't have time to look at it. He opened the bag lightly, and saw that there was a strand of hair in the bag.This hair is yellow and black, thick and hard, obviously not human hair, but a bit like the hair of a wild animal.

"Hair?" Lu Qingjiu took out a hair from the bag and asked in surprise, "Is this... useful?"

"Bring it on your body." Bai Yuehu said, "It's a little bit good."

Lu Qingjiu thought for a while: "Is it the hair on his body?"

Bai Yuehu nodded.

"Is he a tiger spirit?" After careful study, Lu Qingjiu felt that the color of this lock of hair was most similar to that of a tiger, so he started his rich imagination, "Or is it a leopard?"

"No, he is a god." Bai Yuehu said.

"God?" Lu Qingjiu asked in surprise: "Is there such an unlucky god?" From the moment he saw Shui Fengqi, he was constantly unlucky.

Bai Yuehu sighed, "It was an accident."

Lu Qingjiu keenly noticed that Bai Yuehu didn't seem to want to say more about this water employee, but having said that, it seemed to be the first time he heard Bai Yuehu sigh in such a tone. .

Since Bai Yuehu said that this thing is useful, Lu Qingjiu hung the bag with his key chain and carried it with him.At night when he was sleeping, he dug out the Classic of Mountains and Seas and carefully searched for the gods that fit Bai Yuehu's statement.Just looking around, he found a fact that shocked him. In the Book of Mountains and Seas, there is indeed a god who is more in line with the behavior of Shui Feng, but he is completely opposite to Shui Feng. He should be an out-and-out lucky one. .

The name of that god is Taifeng, the auspicious god Taifeng.

Legend has it that Taifeng has a human body and a tiger tail, and is in charge of good luck in the world. Those who are close to him will be favored by fate, and no matter what they do, they will go smoothly.Taifeng has a gentle temperament and lives on Heshan. Compared with the previous Shebishi, he is more close to the people.

It's just that this auspicious god Taifeng is compared with the water salary that drank cold water during the day, and the water salary is too bad. Could it be that the water salary is Jishen Taifeng's younger brother, the mildew god water salary?Lu Qingjiu pinched the hair in that pocket, feeling that their non-human world is really complicated.

The next day, when Lu Qingjiu came together, he saw Bai Yuehu sitting in the yard.

"So early?" Lu Qingjiu looked at the time, it was only five o'clock, and Bai Yuehu usually didn't get up until after six o'clock on weekdays.

"Well, I'm going out for a while." Bai Yuehu said.

"When will you be back?" Lu Qingjiu asked.

"Maybe at night." Bai Yuehu said, "What time is it?"

"It's 05:30." Lu Qingjiu said, "Do you want breakfast?"

Bai Yuehu said: "It's too late." He thought for a moment, "I'm going to the hospital in the city, do you want to come with me?"

When Lu Qingjiu heard that it was a hospital, he immediately became nervous and asked, "Hospital? Are you uncomfortable?"

"No, I'm going to meet someone." Bai Yuehu invited Lu Qingjiu again, "Let's go together."

Lu Qingjiu thought for a while: "That's fine." Bai Yuehu rarely invites him out, since he opened his mouth this time, there should be some reason.So he took some biscuits casually, and sat in the pickup truck with Bai Yuehu towards the direction of the city.

Lu Qingjiu also found time to send a message to Yin Xun, asking him to handle today's lunch by himself.

They drove to the town, and it took about two hours to walk the mountain road, because it was a mountain road with cliffs everywhere, so they had to drive slowly if they wanted to be safe, and it would take another hour to get from the town to the city, that is to say It should be around eight o'clock when they arrived in the city.

Lu Qingjiu was driving the car, watching Bai Yuehu sitting next to him eating biscuits, Bai Yuehu didn't seem to be in a good mood, although his expression didn't change much, but Lu Qingjiu could see from the corners of his eyes and brows that he was Mood.

"What's the matter?" Lu Qingjiu asked, "Is someone I know sick?"

"En." Bai Yuehu responded.

Lu Qingjiu smiled and said, "It can't be the water salary, right?"

Bai Yuehu said: "He is mentally ill."

Lu Qingjiu laughed loudly, he said: "Are these gods so approachable? I feel...he is just an ordinary person."

Bai Yuehu thought for a while: "Now he is no different from ordinary people, no, there is still a difference, he is a bit more unlucky than ordinary people."

Lu Qingjiu raised the corners of his lips somewhat unkindly when he thought of the tragic situation of the water salary yesterday.

The pickup truck went all the way, and soon left Shuifu Village, and drove onto the road leading to the city.After seven o'clock, the whole world began to wake up from the dream, and there were many vehicles and pedestrians on the road. For ordinary people, this was another ordinary day.

The hospital woke up earlier than other places. Before six o'clock, the hall was crowded with patients of all kinds.

Lu Qingjiu parked the car in the underground garage, and walked towards the inpatient department together with Bai Yuehu.

"People are here." Bai Yuehu handed Lu Qingjiu a note.

Lu Qingjiu took a look and saw that it was Ward 15 on the 102th floor of Building A. He said, "It's over there."

Bai Yuehu nodded.

When Lu Qingjiu was walking towards Building A, he turned his head and looked at Bai Yuehu. He didn't know if it was his illusion. He always felt that Bai Yuehu didn't know the way after entering the hospital, and he followed him all the time.But if this is the case, it can probably explain why Bai Yuehu invited him over. When Lu Qingjiu thought of this, he felt that he was thinking too much.

While thinking about it, they had already reached the downstairs of the inpatient department of Building A. Lu Qingjiu pressed the elevator, and after Bai Yuehu entered together, he pressed the number 15.

The author has something to say: Lu Qingjiu: I found that the water salary is actually quite useful...

Bai Yuehu:?

Lu Qingjiu: When gambling with him, choose against him...

Bai Yuehu: ...you have a lot of ideas.