Fantasy Farm

The next day, the two fugitives who regained consciousness finally cleared the suspicion for Lu Qingjiu.After inspection, it was found that their injuries were not serious, and most of them were skin trauma.And their confession said that the reason for their injuries was that they were pecked by Lu Qingjiu's chickens.

Get pecked by a chicken?Of course the police didn't believe it, but the two stubbornly said that it was true, and refused to change their words. Judging from their expressions, it seemed that they were frightened by what happened last night.Although the police in charge of the interrogation felt that this matter was very strange, since they were not in danger of their lives and they were murderers at large, they didn't bother to investigate further.

Of course, this naturally does not include Hu Shu.Hu Shu is in his 40s this year, and he can be considered an old policeman. He has handled eight hundred cases if not one thousand. However, these two cases involving Lu Qingjiu have some supernatural elements.

Hu Shu didn't believe this at first, but the last time the female ghost case left a deep impression on him.When all the wrong answers are eliminated, the remaining answer, no matter how unbelievable, is the only correct answer.

While Hu Shu was thinking, his boss came over and patted him on the shoulder, saying, "How is it? Has the case progressed?"

Hu Shu smiled wryly when he heard the words, but he didn't give his boss an affirmative answer.

The troubles of the police had nothing to do with Lu Qingjiu, he made a record in the town, and then drove home in a pickup truck.I have to say, since Bai Yuehu got the pickup truck, it is much more convenient at home. It is very convenient to buy goods or to go shopping in the town. The most important thing is that this pickup truck doesn't consume gas at all. Equal to zero consumption.

On the way back, Lu Qingjiu received a Wechat message from Zhu Miaomiao, and a picture was sent on the Wechat. The picture showed Zhang Chuyang standing at the entrance of the company with a bright smile, but the most conspicuous person in the picture was not Zhang Chuyang, but Zhang Chuyang. The fiery red banner above Yang's head: Congratulations to Mr. Zhang for raising a million black hairs!

Lu Qingjiu: "..." He almost lost his grip on the phone and fell to the ground.

At the same time, Zhu Miaomiao also sent a voice, saying that after Zhang Chuyang went back, he received surprises from the whole department. Everyone said that they had never seen such an efficient hair transplant, and the effect was so good.Many people with worrying hairlines started to ask Zhu Miaomiao and Zhang Chuyang about the source of their hair, but neither of them said anything, and very tacitly helped Lu Qingjiu keep the secret.

"If there is a big business, I will tell you in advance." Zhu Miaomiao said, "If you want to pick me up, you can bring someone here. If you don't want to, forget it."

Lu Qingjiu thanked Zhu Miaomiao and sent her a big red envelope. If Zhu Miaomiao hadn't helped in this matter, he would not have been able to get in touch with Zhang Chuyang and the others.

As soon as Lu Qingjiu got home, he saw Yin Xun squatting at the door, looking at him pitifully.

"What do you mean by that look in your eyes?" Lu Qingjiu got goosebumps all over from his eyes.

"If you don't come back, Bai Yuehu and I will starve to death." Yin Xun cried, "When he's hungry, he's in a bad mood. I suspect he wants to eat me." It's eating in the real sense.

Bai Yuehu sat on the rocking chair next to him, and glanced at Yin Xun. Lu Qingjiu felt a little familiar with that look. Thinking about it carefully, it wasn't Yin Xun's look when he looked at pork.

He was a little dumbfounded at the moment, he went out early today and didn't make breakfast for them, thinking that the two of them could fool them no matter what.But after the diarrhea incident last time, Bai Yuehu obviously didn't have any interest in Yin Xun's food.

Lu Qingjiu said: "Okay, wait a moment, I'll cook a bowl of noodles for you first."

Noodles are the fastest, let’s rest our stomachs first.

While cooking the noodles, Yin Xun ran over to ask Lu Qingjiu what happened last night. Lu Qingjiu was picking vegetables with his head down. Hearing Yin Xun's question, he glanced at him and said, "Two thieves broke into the house yesterday. I went to the police station early in the morning to take notes."

"Little thief?" Yin Xun said, "Why are they so overwhelmed..."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Why can't you think about it?" He stopped the movement of his hands, and said, "Yin Xun, you picked the chicken at home, right?"

Yin Xun said: "That's right."

Lu Qingjiu said: "When you picked them, didn't you find anything wrong with them?"

Yin Xun looked innocent: "No? What's wrong, no matter how you choose, isn't it just a chicken?"

Lu Qingjiu: "Really?"

Yin Xun said: "That's right." His answer was so firm that he didn't want to explain what those chickens meant, and from what he said at the beginning, he obviously already knew the fighting power of those chickens, otherwise he would It wasn't the thief who was worried, but Lu Qingjiu who was being targeted by the thief.

Seeing that Yin Xun didn't want to bring it up again, Lu Qingjiu sighed in his heart, then changed the subject and concentrated on making interviews.

Bai Yuehu and Yin Xun ate noodles, and the atmosphere at home eased down. Not to mention that Bai Yuehu looks lazy at ordinary times, but once he is hungry, the look in those beautiful Danfeng eyes is really real. Few could resist—in Yin Xun's words, everyone seemed to be thinking about whether they could eat or not.

After Lu Qingjiu finished making the noodles, he planned to go to the field to pick some cabbage and peppers, and then use the newly bought glass jar to make a jar of diving cabbage.The weather is hot, and the diving cabbage is convenient and appetizing, which is very suitable for making side dishes with meals.

Shuifu Village is located in the mountains, with a relatively high altitude. Usually, it is not particularly hot, but there are some exceptions today. It is only the end of June, and the temperature is rising slowly. The highest temperature reached 37 yesterday.

There is almost no air conditioner in the village, Lu Qingjiu is planning to find some time to go to the town to ask someone to install the air conditioner, and by the way, install it at Yin Xun's house as well.

Back here, Yin Xun helped Lu Qingjiu a lot. He was the one who took care of all the relationships in the village. Otherwise, Lu Qingjiu, an outsider who hadn't come back for a long time, would be squeezed out in the village.The smaller the village, the more xenophobic it is. In a village like Shuifu Village, there will be no outsiders living in it for more than ten years, and Lu Qingjiu, where all the elders are gone, is almost half an outsider.

Lu Qingjiu broke off a few cabbages and put them in his backpack. The cabbage was grown by Bai Yuehu. It tastes much better than the cabbage bought in the town. It tastes sweet, even boiled in plain water.

In this piece of farmland, their family's growth is the best. In the next few days, another batch of tomatoes will be ripe, and Chao Qianyu even called to say that he will find a time to come and deliver the goods.

Back home with the cabbage on his back, Lu Qingjiu cleaned the cabbage first, and then began to prepare the ingredients for the diving cabbage.Diving cabbage is a kind of pickled vegetable. It tastes crispy, hot and sour, and appetizing. Lu Qingjiu used to like to make it as a side dish when he lived by himself. This is the first time he has made it since he came here.After he filled the jar, there was still part of the cabbage left. Lu Qingjiu looked at it, and then thought about giving it to Xiao Hua and Xiao Hei.So he took the remaining cabbage and walked towards the pigsty.

It was getting dark now, Lu Qingjiu thought that Xiaohua and Xiaohei had fallen asleep, but he didn't expect to hear a whispering sound before he got close to the pigsty.Yin Xun has already returned home, and only Bai Yuehu and him are left in this house. The thief just broke into the house yesterday, and Lu Qingjiu instantly became vigilant. look.

Seeing this, the cabbage in Lu Qingjiu's hand fell to the ground in shock,

I saw Li Xiaoyu, who should have gone home long ago, was writing something on the ground with his ass pouted, while Xiao Hei Xiaohua sat beside him with his back legs, looking down at the same thing as Li Xiaoyu.This is not the most frightening thing, the most frightening thing is that they are actually speaking human words, their voices are soft and soft, like three or four year old children, who are discussing something seriously with Li Xiaoyu.

I don't know if it was influenced by Bai Yuehu, but Lu Qingjiu's first reaction when he saw Xiao Hei Xiao Hua talking was: It's over, I really can't eat it.

"Who's there?" Little Black Pig's elder brother, Xiaohua, has sharp ears. Hearing the sound of something falling in Lu Qingjiu's hand, it was brave enough to jump out and block Xiao Hei and Li Xiaoyu. .

"It's me." Lu Qingjiu came out from around the corner, "What are you guys doing?"

When Xiaohua saw that it was her owner, her eyes flustered a little, then she lay down on the ground and rolled around, pretending that I couldn't understand what you were talking about.

Lu Qingjiu: "...Your acting is too fake, I heard it all just now."

Xiaohua: "..."

Xiao Hei hid behind his brother and said weakly: "We are not monsters, don't drive us out, okay?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "Okay, I won't drive you out, Nong, I left some cabbage for you just now, eat it quickly."

Hearing the words, Xiao Hei Xiao Hua showed incredulous expressions, obviously did not expect Lu Qingjiu to accept the fact that pigs can talk so quickly.

Xiao Hei trembled all over, looked at Lu Qingjiu with vigilant eyes, and said, "You...you just accept it like this?" It thought that the human beings in front of them would at least go through a series of psychological struggles after discovering this fact, but they didn't expect He accepted it so easily.

"Otherwise?" Lu Qingjiu said, "What reaction should I give?"

Xiaohua said: "Scream twice?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "Forget it." He looked at Li Xiaoyu, and at this moment the child also showed a nervous expression, and called Brother Lu tremblingly.

"Little fish." Lu Qingjiu walked to Li Xiaoyu's side, and turned his gaze to the thing under them—it was actually a textbook. When he saw this thing, he couldn't help showing a look of astonishment, "Little fish ,What is this?"

"Yes... it's a Mathematical Olympiad problem." Li Xiaoyu seemed a little embarrassed, his little head drooped, his ears turned red, and his voice was as soft as a mosquito, "Brother Lu, I'm doing my homework here."

Lu Qingjiu said, "Why do you do your homework here?"

"Xiao Hua can teach me how to solve the problems." Li Xiaoyu explained in a low voice, "It's really smart."

The praised little flower puffed up its weak little chest beside her.

Lu Qingjiu said: "Oh, let's do the questions, why don't you come and ask me? I can help you too." He thought that although it was an Olympiad, it was an elementary school's Olympiad, so it shouldn't be too difficult.

Li Xiaoyu said: "I'm afraid I'll waste your time, Brother Lu..."

"I don't have anything to do at night." He squatted down and said, "Which question can't you do?"

Li Xiaoyu pointed to the textbook: "This way."

Lu Qingjiu took a closer look and found that the textbook reads: In the question of filling in the blanks, let X represent the number of times that 10 consecutive independent repeated shots hit the target. It is known that the probability of each shot hitting the target is 0.4, then EX2=___.

Lu Qingjiu: "..." Damn it, this isn't an elementary school Mathematical Olympiad problem, it's obviously a high-level math problem that can only be learned in college. With such a complicated topic, the eyes can only become wider and wider.

"Brother Lu?" Seeing Lu Qingjiu's expression was wrong, Li Xiaoyu called out softly from the side.

Lu Qingjiu: "..." He was silent for a moment, put the textbook beside Xiao Hua and said, "You teach first, I'll get you some snacks."

Xiaohua didn't expect that Lu Qingjiu not only didn't show any malice towards them, but even took out snacks for them in a very friendly way. She couldn't believe it immediately, looked at Lu Qingjiu very suspiciously and said, "You are so nice?! Could it be that you are Make excuses to go out and sell us?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "Who am I selling to at this late hour?"

Xiaohua said: "It's also..."

Lu Qingjiu said: "From now on, when you review your homework, come to the house, don't squat in the pigsty." Although the place is usually cleaned very clean, it is a pigsty after all, and children have weak resistance. You will definitely get sick if you squat here.

Lu Qingjiu went back to the house to get some fruit, Xiaohua Xiaohei and Li Xiaoyu looked at his back with admiration in their eyes.

"Brother Lu is really a good man." Li Xiaoyu reached out and hugged Xiao Hua into his arms, scratching its soft and hot belly.

Xiaohua was very happy to be scratched, nodded and said: "He is indeed a good person."

"That's right." Xiao Hei also agreed very much, "It's not surprising that he heard us talking, and he hasn't stopped us from giving Xiaoyu extra lessons, obviously he can come by himself..."

Li Xiaoyu shed tears of emotion when she heard the words, and said that she must study hard and repay Brother Lu by getting a good school in the future. Sake didn't deprive them of the time to be in contact with Li Xiaoyu, but they didn't know...

"Nowadays, the questions that primary school students are doing are too fucking difficult." Lu Qingjiu, who was holding fruit in his hand, said to himself, "Obviously I can understand every word, why don't I know what it means when they are connected together... ..." Of course he also told himself to listen, after all, adults also want face, if it is said that IQ is not as good as the two little black pigs raised by him... Thinking of this, Lu Qingjiu showed an expression of pain.

But after that, Li Xiaoyu didn't mention the matter of letting Lu Qingjiu tutor for homework. Lu Qingjiu gave them the oranges in his hand, watched them eat them happily, and asked about their current situation by the way.

If you don't ask, you don't know. When you ask, you are startled. Only then did Lu Qingjiu find out that Li Xiaoyu has been studying with Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua for a long time, and now he plans to skip a grade.

"My dad said that it's useless for me to go to junior high school." Li Xiaoyu was eating oranges, talking about this incident a little sullenly, "I just thought that if I didn't go to junior high school, I would just go to high school."

Lu Qingjiu sighed when he heard the words, children's thinking is so naive, but naive and cute, he touched Li Xiaoyu's head, and said seriously: "It's okay, you study hard, if your dad If you don’t pay for your studies, my brother will pay for it.”

Li Xiaoyu's eyes showed surprise when he heard the words, but he seemed to feel embarrassed, so Lu Qingjiu told him not to think too much, get the study done first, and the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge.

Li Xiaoyu nodded happily.

Xiao Hua and Xiao Hei sat next to them and waited for Li Xiaoyu to peel oranges for them to eat. These two little black pigs became more and more picky when they ate under Li Xiaoyu's care. The grass has to be cooked and seasoned with some salt, and occasionally some vegetables from the field are added to the meal.It's no wonder that they treat Li Xiaoyu so well. Without Li Xiaoyu as a full-time breeder, they probably wouldn't be able to live such a good life.

After Xiao Hua and Xiao Hei finished eating, Lu Qingjiu saw that it was almost time, so he sent Li Xiaoyu back to the next door, and told him not to go to the pigsty in the future, just bring Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua to the house.

Li Xiaoyu obediently responded.

Only then did Lu Qingjiu heave a sigh of relief and turn around to go home. When he returned to the yard, he saw Bai Yuehu sitting on a chair enjoying the shade, his eyes were not closed, but he was staring at the bright moon in the sky, seemingly thinking about something thing.

Lu Qingjiu walked to his side, rocked the chair for him naturally, and said, "Yuehu, I have a question."

Bai Yuehu said without looking back, "They are not ordinary pigs."

Lu Qingjiu: "..." So you already knew it, he said, "Then what are they?"

"The scientific name seems to be Dangkang." Bai Yuehu said, "The taste is not bad."

Lu Qingjiu: "..." How many of these animals have you eaten?

"Don't eat the ones in the pigsty." Although he didn't see Bai Yuehu killing animals, Lu Qingjiu still reminded his own vixen just in case the tragedy happened to Xiaohua in Yin Xun's family, "They She's very smart, she can speak human language, and she can teach children math."

Bai Yuehu said: "How can they teach mathematics with such low IQs?"

Lu Qingjiu, who couldn't even understand the exercises, felt as if he was insulted by this sentence, but he didn't dare to express his inner sadness, because it was too embarrassing, he said: "In short, don't eat it, eat children will cry."

Bai Yuehu said: "Maybe it's better to eat better and the kids won't cry?" He said it very seriously, obviously he wasn't joking.

Lu Qingjiu covered his face, thinking of Yin Xun who was crying and crying and finally bought his soul by a mouthful of braised pork. He had to say that although he didn't want to admit it, Bai Yuehu's words actually had some truth...

"I'm joking." Fortunately, Bai Yuehu didn't make things difficult for Lu Qingjiu in the end, and he relaxed about eating Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua, "You can keep it if you want."

Just as Lu Qingjiu breathed a sigh of relief, he heard the next sentence: "I'll find another one to raise."

Lu Qingjiu: "..."

"Find someone with a lower IQ." Bai Yuehu stood up from the chair, yawned lazily, eyes half-closed, exuding a sexy laziness all over his body, he said, "At least you can't say Human words."

Lu Qingjiu thought of his chicken coop, and added: "Can you not be so strong in combat?"

Bai Yuehu nodded, agreeing.

Bai Yuehu entered the house, while Lu Qingjiu lay down on his favorite rocking chair for a while. Today's weather is fine, there are no clouds in the sky, only a bright and bright moon.After the sun went down, the temperature gradually dropped, and there was an occasional cool breeze blowing in the yard. It was very pleasant to spend time like this. No wonder Bai Yuehu liked this rocking chair so much.

Lu Qingjiu lay on it and almost fell asleep.The most amazing thing is that there are almost no mosquitoes in their house. Yin Xun's physique is particularly attractive to mosquitoes, but once he arrived at Lu Qingjiu's house, he was never bitten by mosquitoes again.This is probably one of the reasons why Yin Xun likes being at Lu Qing Restaurant.But the main reason is probably that Yin Xun has been living alone.

Lu Qingjiu went to Yin Xun's house to see it. Yin Xun's house didn't have internet or TV, and hardly had any means of entertainment.Before Lu Qingjiu came, his life seemed to be farming.He ate alone, slept alone, and handled everything alone. It wasn't until Lu Qingjiu came back that his life seemed to be contaminated with worldly smoke and fire.

Lu Qingjiu looked at these and understood in his heart, so he never asked Yin Xun some questions. Some things don't need to be asked, and the answer can be known by looking at them.

As the night gradually deepened, Lu Qingjiu stood up from the chair and went back to the bedroom. After washing up, he fell into a deep sleep.

In the early morning, the sun shines through the window, waking Lu Qingjiu up from his dream. He yawned and walked to the front yard, and saw his family's two pigs that were supposed to be in the pigsty paralyzed in the yard basking in the sun. The chickens with strong combat effectiveness are running around in the yard, pecking at grass seeds and stones, and the whole yard is full of vitality.

Chao Qianyu, a large tomato harvester yesterday, sent a message to Lu Qingjiu, saying that he would come to deliver the tomatoes today. Lu Qingjiu said that the time might be too late, because it would take at least one day to pick them.

After listening to it, Chao Qianyu said it's okay, he can call someone to help pick it, so that Lu Qingjiu doesn't have to worry about it, just wait to collect the money.

Lu Qingjiu was a little uncomfortable with his respectful attitude, but he also felt that the reason why Chao Qianyu valued these tomatoes so much was because the tomatoes were the fruits of Bai Yuehu's labor.

So after hesitating for a moment, he said without being polite to Chao Qianyu, "Okay, come over sometime." Chao Qianyu agreed.

When Lu Qingjiu was bringing breakfast to the table, he heard the horn of a car outside the house. His first reaction when he heard the horn was whether his own pickup truck was calling him, but after a while, the gate of the courtyard was blocked. Someone rang.Chao Qianyu's voice also came over: "Mr. Lu, we are here."

It was only past eight o'clock, Lu Qingjiu thought about why it was so early, and went to open the door for Chao Qianyu.

Chao Qianyu stood outside the door, followed by two people, and greeted Lu Qingjiu with a smile: "Mr. Lu, hello."

To be honest, Chao Qianyu is not bad in appearance, gentle and elegant, very similar to someone from a scholarly background, but because of the previous incidents, Lu Qingjiu had a mediocre impression of him, so he nodded casually and said: "Good morning, Mr. Chao, it's so early ?"

Chao Qianyu said: "That's right, we set off at five o'clock."

"Have you had breakfast yet?" Lu Qingjiu spoke politely with them.

"No." Who knew that Chao Qianyu accepted Lu Qingjiu's courtesy, and stared at Lu Qingjiu with bright eyes, "I wonder if I have the honor to try Mr. Lu's craftsmanship?"

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