Fantasy Farm

Because of Zhu Miaomiao's dislike, the pickup honked its horn twice in protest.Seeing this, Lu Qingjiu quickly comforted him, saying that we are cute, so we don't have the same knowledge as Zhu Miaomiao, and I will give you delicious jelly candies when we get home, and the minivan calmed down.

Knowing the truth about the pickup truck, Zhu Miaomiao was really restless on it, and finally reached the downstairs of Wu Xiao, and got out of the truck almost rolling and crawling.She is very courageous, but she is most afraid of these soft-bodied reptiles. When she thinks that there is a giant slug under her, she feels bad.

Wu Xiao was very calm, and asked Lu Qingjiu whether the car consumes fuel. Lu Qingjiu said that not only does it not consume fuel, but it can also drive automatically, and it can even be transformed into a sports car. It can be said to be a must-have product for home travel. The color of envy.After all, a good car is every man's dream, and he doesn't care about what turned it into.

Zhu Miaomiao stood so far away from the pickup truck that she didn't even dare to take another look.

Lu Qingjiu and Wu Xiao got off the car while chatting, and walked towards the elevator in the garage.The environment where Wu Xiao lives is very good. It is a large flat of more than 200 square meters. It is said that he is the only one in the house except for the cleaning aunt. He is a standard golden bachelor.

When the elevator reached the twelfth floor, there was a soft ding-dong, and everyone got out of the elevator. Wu Xiao took out the key and opened the door cautiously.

This was the first time Lu Qingjiu came to Wu Xiao's house, the lights in the house came on, and he noticed the pile of gadgets on the sofa at first sight.Obviously, the real situation is more serious than what Wu Xiao said. The things he brought back from the market are not limited to the things he said. On the contrary, the things on the sofa at this time are probably It has something to do with the market.

Seeing Lu Qingjiu's questioning eyes, Wu Xiao felt a little embarrassed, coughed dryly and explained: "Isn't there too many weird things... I couldn't hold back."

Zhu Miaomiao groaned strangely: "How much did you buy?" She walked to the edge of the sofa, picked up a doll-shaped toy, and squeezed it lightly, "What is this?"

Wu Xiao said, "Music box."

Zhu Miaomiao: "Music box?"

Wu Xiao nodded, took the doll from Zhu Miaomiao, twisted the spring behind the doll, and put the doll on the ground. The next moment, the cute doll was dancing on the ground, its body was like a human Soft and nimble, singing beautiful songs, it doesn't look like a doll made of cloth at all, but like a shrunken ballet dancer.

This should be a very cute toy, but Zhu Miaomiao felt a little creepy when she thought of where Wu Xiao brought it back from. She tremblingly said, "This can't be changed by employing people, right?"

Wu Xiao: "Probably not, I checked the inside, it is indeed cotton."

Zhu Miaomiao was still a little scared.

Lu Qingjiu was sitting on the sofa. As soon as he sat on it, he felt as if he was trapped in a soft cloud. All the fatigue in his body was relieved, and he even felt a little lazy drowsiness.

"Sake?" Seeing Lu Qingjiu's expression, Zhu Miaomiao was a little puzzled, "What's the matter with you?"

After being called by Zhu Miaomiao, Lu Qingjiu came to a sudden: "No... this cushion is so comfortable to sit on."

Wu Xiao said: "Yes, yes, this cushion is very useful. It perfectly solved the problem of my lumbar disc herniation. I am still thinking about whether I should buy another cushion for cervical spine treatment next time..."

Lu Qingjiu: "This can also cure lumbar disc herniation??"

Wu Xiao: "That's not true." Now office workers sit in front of the computer every day, and the lumbar spine and cervical spine are the hardest hit areas. He bought two of these cushions, and one of them was placed in the company. After sitting on it, the discomfort in the waist was relieved. Got perfect relief, no more pain.

"Why don't you give this to you?" Wu Xiao was very generous, "It's really comfortable to sit on."

Lu Qingjiu hurriedly declined, saying that he didn't need it at all. Since returning to the countryside, his lumbar and cervical spine problems have been well relieved, and he doesn't feel any discomfort at present.While Lu Qingjiu was talking to Wu Xiao, Bai Yuehu had already walked to the table and picked up the eye-catching red apple on the table.This apple looks very attractive from the outside, it is the size of a fist, and there is no flaw on the ruddy skin. It is close to the tip of the nose, and it can smell the rich fragrance of apples.

Lu Qingjiu watched from the side, and before he could speak, he saw Bai Yuehu bite down.The next moment, two rows of neat tooth marks were left on the apple, and a little juice overflowed from the yellow flesh, which showed that the apple had plenty of water.

Zhu Miaomiao swallowed her saliva, and asked in a low voice, "Is it sweet?"

Bai Yuehu glanced at her, didn't speak, and handed the apple in his hand to Lu Qingjiu's mouth.Lu Qingjiu also took a bite, and immediately showed surprise.The taste of this apple is very good, sweet and sour with a strong aroma, the flesh is crunchy, and the inside is full of juice. After eating, the whole mouth is filled with the sweet taste of apples.

"It's delicious." Lu Qingjiu said.

Zhu Miaomiao swallowed even harder, but she was not brave enough to fight with Bai Yuehu, so she could only watch helplessly.

"It's delicious!!" The things Wu Xiao bought were praised by Lu Qingjiu, and he was in a wonderful mood, "You only have one core left after eating the apple, and it will grow back in one night!"

"Can it still be like this?" Lu Qingjiu said, "Wouldn't it be possible to buy a few more and eat them for a lifetime?"

Wu Xiao said: "Oh, I just bought one like this. When I went there for the second time, the kid who sold the apples had disappeared."

Then several people discussed fiercely, and Wu Xiao introduced many objects with magical effects. I was surprised that their purpose seemed to be wrong—they were clearly here to help Wu Xiao solve the problem, but they suddenly became the product Amway Club.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this for now." Lu Qingjiu sat on the extremely soft cushion, enjoying the feeling of his lumbar spine being massaged, "Yuehu, quickly help Wu Xiao see if there is sound in his ear. what happened."

Wu Xiao had generously given his apple to Bai Yuehu just now, and Bai Yuehu was nibbling it with relish at the moment, and after hearing Lu Qingjiu's words, he raised his eyes to look at Wu Xiao.

Wu Xiao was a little nervous when Bai Yuehu saw it.

"What are your sleeping habits?" Bai Yuehu asked.

Wu Xiao said, "Habit? What habit?"

Bai Yuehu said: "It's something that you will definitely take with you when you sleep, regardless of the location and time." He paused for a moment when he said this, "You shouldn't have this sound when you take a nap in the company, right?"

Being reminded by Bai Yuehu, Wu Xiao seemed to have remembered something: "Yes, I really didn't have this sound when I was taking a nap!"

"Then what do you usually bring to bed?" Zhu Miaomiao asked.

Wu Xiao thought for a while: "I don't sleep well. If I had to say something I would bring with me, it would be an eye mask and earplugs."

Bai Yuehu said: "Show me."

Wu Xiao nodded, went into the bedroom and took his eye mask and earplugs.

"But I bought it online, not in the market." Wu Xiao was a little worried, "Is there any problem?"

Bai Yuehu picked up the blindfold and looked at it, then put it down casually, and then picked up the earplugs. The earplugs are the most common noise-proof earplugs, they are placed in a small plastic box, and they look the same as ordinary earplugs.

It's just that Bai Yuehu frowned, but it seemed to indicate that there seemed to be something different about the earplugs. He opened the small plastic box and took the earplugs out.

The little earplugs were held in Bai Yuehu's hands, he turned to Wu Xiao and said, "Go get a bowl of water."

Wu Xiao hummed, and rushed to the kitchen to get a bowl of water, and put it in front of Bai Yuehu.Bai Yuehu pinched the earplugs and gently put them into the water.

Seeing this, Wu Xiao immediately became nervous: "Is there something in my earplugs?"

Bai Yuehu hummed.

After the earplugs entered the water, they didn't sink because of their light weight, but just floated on the surface of the water. Everyone's eyes fell on the earplugs that were put into the water, and the atmosphere became tense.After about two or three minutes, some strange changes began to appear on the earplugs. Some small black spots gradually appeared on the light green surface. Zhu Miaomiao leaned over to take a closer look, and said in horror: "This... this Isn't it a bug?"

Bai Yuehu said: "It's a bug."

These bugs are smaller than sesame seeds, and they look like small fleas. They were forced to crawl out of the earplugs by the water, and adhered to the outside of the earplugs.

Wu Xiao looked horrified, and when he thought of putting such earplugs in his ears, he involuntarily stretched out his hands to cover his ears, and said in a trembling voice, "It's these things that shattered in my ears. read??"

Bai Yuehu said: "It's about right."

Wu Xiao was dizzy immediately: "Then maybe there are these things in my ears..."

Bai Yuehu said: "No, they can't survive on human bodies." He looked at the bedroom, "There should be other sources of these bugs, did you bring something back from outside and put them in there?" In the bedroom."

Wu Xiao said: "...there are quite a lot of things brought back."

Bai Yuehu stepped into the bedroom, and after looking around in the bedroom, he quickly found the target - the pillow on Wu Xiao's bed with green bamboo patterns.

Wu Xiao followed Bai Yuehu's line of sight, and quickly explained that he had indeed bought this pillow from the market. For a while, his sleep quality was poor, but after using this pillow, it immediately improved.There was no strange sound at that time, so Wu Xiao was quite relieved.Besides, he slept in another room, and there was still a sound, so he didn't suspect the pillow.

Bai Yuehu picked up the pillow, tore off the outer fabric to reveal the cotton inside, then reached into the cotton with his hand, and pulled out big lumps.

After the cotton fell on the ground, the other three people quickly noticed that there seemed to be something else hidden in the cotton. Lu Qingjiu bent down, but found a milky white fine particle inside the cotton. Picking it up: "What is this..."

Bai Yuehu said calmly: "Eggs."

The expressions of the three of them all changed, and Lu Qingjiu quickly threw the bug eggs in his hand to the ground.

"It's okay, the eggs wouldn't hatch under normal circumstances." Bai Yuehu said.

Wu Xiao was so frightened that his consciousness was blurred. He didn't dare to imagine how many bugs hatched from the pillow when he was sleeping, and crawled into his ear along his ear canal. made a strange noise.

Zhu Miaomiao, a girl who is afraid of bugs, is no better than Wu Xiao, and her voice is distorted: "Then, under what circumstances do these bugs hatch?"

Bai Yuehu calmly grabbed an egg, observed it carefully, and said, "They seem to feed on dreams."

This is similar to the dream catcher, but the dream catcher catches nightmares, these bugs don't distinguish between good dreams and nightmares, they ate them all, without dreams, the quality of sleep has indeed improved a lot, but just randomly As more and more dreams were devoured, bugs began to hatch.But because bugs cannot live in human ear canals, Lao Shu couldn't find any abnormalities on Wu Xiao's body, which caused Wu Xiao to endure the noise pollution for more than a month.

Compared to Wu Xiao and Zhu Miaomiao, who seemed to be about to collapse, Lu Qingjiu was the calmest one, and he was still in the mood to ask Bai Yuehu what these bugs were trying to do when they crawled into Wu Xiao's ears, and why they didn't Stop making sound.

Bai Yuehu thought for a moment, then looked at Wu Xiao: "Do you want to know?"

Wu Xiao said in a trembling voice, "Let's talk..." The situation was already bad enough, and he didn't believe there was anything he couldn't accept.

Bai Yuehu said: "They mate in your ear canal."

Wu Xiao: "..."

Bai Yuehu's tone was very calm, but what he said made Wu Xiao almost faint: "Voice is a way for males to attract females. Although the temperature in the ear canal is not suitable for their long-term survival, it is the best place for laying eggs and hatching." Good place, as long as the mating is successful, densely packed eggs will hatch in your ear canal..."

"Brother, big brother, please don't say it." Wu Xiao realized for the first time that he was so afraid of bugs. When he thought of the scene Bai Yuehu described, his whole scalp went numb, and a bruise appeared on his arm. Layers of goosebumps, "I really can't do it."

Zhu Miaomiao had already plugged her ears.

"How can I clean these things up?" Wu Xiao was about to go crazy, "I feel itchy in my head now..."

I have heard about cockroaches accidentally crawling into the ear canals before, and I thought it was a joke at the time, but now that it finally landed on me, Wu Xiao really wanted to rush to the toilet and put his head in the basin to clean it up. Wash it.

Bai Yuehu said: "It's okay, they probably haven't successfully laid eggs yet, your ears are still clean."

Wu Xiao said: "Brother, but you didn't look at my ears."

Bai Yuehu glanced at him: "I don't really want to see it."

Wu Xiao: "..."

Lu Qingjiu coughed dryly beside him, suppressing the smile on his lips.

Then Bai Yuehu simply told Wu Xiao the way to clean up these bugs, which is actually quite simple, just set it on fire, but Bai Yuehu is very interested in the person who sold Wu Xiao this pillow, carefully asked.How dare Wu Xiao hide it at this moment, and told everything about buying a pillow.

The pillow was bought at the market, and the price was not cheap. The person who sold his pillow was a beautiful woman. The woman could tell at a glance that his sleep quality was not good, and strongly recommended this kind of pillow to him.At that time, Wu Xiao was dubious and bought the pillow home, but he didn't expect the effect to be very good, but after that he never saw a trace of the woman again.This is a normal thing for a market with a lot of people. Wu Xiao didn't think much about it, so he put it behind him.

"What does that woman look like?" Bai Yuehu asked.

"It's pretty." Wu Xiao said, "But it doesn't have any special features. What I have to say... She has a very beautiful piano on her back."

Bai Yuehu looked a little dignified, and he asked, "When does the market start?"

Wu Xiao said: "The 25th of every month, probably next Tuesday."

Bai Yuehu said: "When the time comes, take us there."

Wu Xiao didn't expect Bai Yuehu to be interested in the market. He didn't dare to ask any more questions. He nodded and quickly agreed, and enthusiastically gave the apple to Bai Yuehu, asking Bai Yuehu to help him look at the market. If there is anything in the house that cannot be used, he throws it out.

Bai Yuehu said: "These things cannot be bought and sold with human beings casually. You'd better not go to the market again, accidents are easy to happen."

Wu Xiao said yes obediently.

Lu Qingjiu said: "Then Wu Xiao is sure there is nothing in the ear canal?"

Bai Yuehu shook his head, indicating that there was no such thing, but before Wu Xiao could let go of his heart, he said, "It doesn't matter if there is a little bit, anyway, those worms can't survive in his body after hatching, if he hears the sound again , as long as the bedding is changed again, there will be no problem.

Wu Xiao almost cried when he heard that, he didn't want his ear canal to become a hatchery.

After making an appointment with Wu Xiao, the three of them left. Lu Qingjiu originally wanted to take Zhu Miaomiao home, but Zhu Miaomiao insisted on taking a taxi.

"No, I can't take the slug car anymore, I will die." Zhu Miaomiao cried, pointing at the goosebumps on her arms.

The pickup truck was right next to her. After hearing her words, the horn honked twice, and the two round headlights dimmed.

Zhu Miaomiao said: "What's wrong with it?"

Lu Qingjiu said: "It was hurt by you."

Zhu Miaomiao: "..."

"Think about it, how many times it has brought you home from the train station, and delivered so many things to you. It has worked so hard and never complained, and it has never complained of suffering or tiredness." Lu Qingjiu was heartbroken for his family. The cute little van was rehabilitated, "Even if you dislike it so much, it still wants to take you home safely." The sentimental Zhu Miaomiao's eyes flashed tears when she was disturbed by Lu Qingjiu's words, and she felt that she was really a person. Heartless scum.

Lu Qingjiu patted the headlights of the pickup truck, and continued: "If it had eyes, it would have shed tears of sadness at this time, but it's okay, I think it will also understand your dislike of molluscs, come on, let Let me call a taxi for you."

"No need." Zhu Miaomiao finally couldn't bear the extremely sad atmosphere, and cried while hugging the rearview mirror of the pickup truck, "I'm sorry about the pickup truck, I shouldn't dislike you, even if you are a slug, you still have to snot Worm! Why am I so superficial that I despise you because of such a small problem!"

Lu Qingjiu showed a faint smile beside him, Bai Yuehu glanced at Lu Qingjiu, he hadn't noticed Lu Qingjiu's natural dark feeling before.

"Do you still need a taxi?" Lu Qingjiu asked.

"No more." Zhu Miaomiao wiped away her tears, and climbed onto the co-pilot of the pickup truck by herself, "I don't despise the pickup truck anymore."

Lu Qingjiu said: "Okay, let's go home."

Beep, beep, the pickup truck honked cheerfully again, and the three of them drove forward all the way, taking Zhu Miaomiao home.After Zhu Miaomiao arrived home, she also took her favorite jelly candies from the minivan and started feeding them, which greatly increased the relationship between one person and one cart. Lu Qingjiu watched from the side, with a kind expression like an old man who sees his children quarreling. Father.

After seeing off Zhu Miaomiao, Lu Qingjiu and Bai Yuehu also planned to go back to the hotel.

"Why must Zhu Miaomiao like pickup trucks?" Bai Yuehu asked from the co-pilot.

"Because..." Lu Qingjiu held the steering wheel, "Because it can save a lot of taxi fares?"

Bai Yuehu: "..."

Lu Qingjiu said: "From Wu Xiao's house to Zhu Miaomiao's house, you need to pay at least 20 yuan." He began to count up the bill seriously, "And if she is afraid of small trucks, she will have to take a taxi to our house in the future, then it will It's expensive, a few hundred yuan..." After he finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at Bai Yuehu, "I can buy dozens of bunches of candied haws."

Bai Yuehu fell silent in an instant, no longer entangled in this matter, and even felt that Lu Qingjiu had made an extremely correct decision.

The pickup truck beeped twice, also agreeing with Lu Qingjiu's words.

"When we go to the market next Tuesday, we have to say hello to Yin Xun." Lu Qingjiu said, "Tell him we have to postpone it for two days."

Bai Yuehu hummed.

Yin Xun, who was at home, soon received a call from Lu Qingjiu. After learning that the time for Lu Qingjiu's return was delayed, he wept sadly, saying that he had almost eaten the meatballs, and if Lu Qingjiu did not come back, he would have to eat pickled meatballs. face.Lu Qingjiu quickly comforted him by saying that there were still a lot of quick-frozen food such as dumplings and steamed buns in the refrigerator, and asked Yin Xun to make do with it for another two days. They still had some things to do here, and when they came back, they brought some gifts for Yin Xun. compensate.

Although Yin Xun was very sad, he could only accept it. Lu Qingjiu said, "When we go to the market on Tuesday, let's also buy something by the way? I think the things there are quite interesting."

Bai Yuehu nodded in agreement.

After spending a few more days in the city, Lu Qingjiu took Bai Yuehu to eat all the famous restaurants around, and Bai Yuehu tasted all the delicious ones. It added life experience to Bai Yuehu, so that he would not be too easily abducted by others.

On Tuesday, Lu Qingjiu got up early, and Bai Yuehu drove the van to pick up Wu Xiao and Zhu Miaomiao.

Originally, he didn't plan to bring Zhu Miaomiao with him, but Zhu Miaomiao insisted on going to meet the world, so he had no choice but to take her with him.

Several people got into the car, and under Wu Xiao's guidance, they quickly left the urban area and arrived at the desolate suburbs. If Wu Xiao was not very familiar with the route, no one would have thought that such a remote place would actually be a real place. There will be a crowded market.