My monsters are going to heaven

Wen Yuan looked up and saw Lu Yiming, and couldn't help laughing: "Oh, Young Master Lu, are you finally planning to give me an explanation?"

The last time he was suddenly attacked by Lu Yiming, he was always at a loss.

Lu Yiming smiled apologetically: "I plan to treat you to the best box here, and treat you to the best roast suckling pig and marinated elbow here. I heard that the bamboo leaf green flower carvings here are also good."

"No need, I don't like it." Wen Yuan shook his head, rolled his eyes slightly, and raised the corners of his mouth, "It's better to eat the spicy noodle soup in the east of the city."

Lu Yiming ordered a non-spicy spicy noodle soup, and was laughed at by the boss:

"Ours is spicy noodle soup, only slightly spicy and super spicy, there is no non-spicy."

Lu Yiming was not annoyed, but just smiled: "Recently, I have blisters in my mouth, and I got very angry."

Wen Yuan ordered his super-spicy noodle soup as usual, eating the noodle without changing color, with relish.

The boss looked with admiration: "In the entire provincial capital, there are no more than ten people who can eat my super spicy noodle soup like this."

Wen Yuan and Lu Yiming looked at each other and smiled.

Lu Yiming poured Wen Yuan a cup: "Last time, I'm really sorry. I just wanted to make a joke, but I accidentally used too much force... At that time, I was full of troubles and upset, and I didn't know what to say. .Running away in a hurry, it's really..."

"Hey, what kind of dialect does the family talk about?" Wen Yuan waved his hand, "I never took it to heart."

After a pause, he looked at Lu Yiming and teased, "How did I hear recently that you and Miss Zhao Si are getting closer. She was the one who had dinner with you just now, right? Abandoning the beauty, she ran over to have noodle soup with me, but It's not what a gentleman does."

"Me and her?" Lu Yiming didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "It's okay. It's just that I owe her a lot of favors, and I can't afford it soon. Be a gentleman whoever you like."

Thinking of something, he asked, "Has your suspension been revoked now?"

"No. Now I have nothing to do, and my salary is still paid. I am very happy." Wen Yuan showed Lu Yiming the few dollars he just received. Much better, too."

"That's right, you just take a vacation and rest."

Wen Yuan nodded, picked up a peanut, and said, "Speaking of which, the 30-day deadline was given by the superiors in the case of exterminating the family last time, and it is almost over now. I suspended my job just to avoid the limelight. Bureau Chief Wu has a backer Let's face it, there's nothing wrong with it. It's going to be a disaster for Director Li, he has to carry everything by himself."

The two chatted nonsense for a long time, and Lu Yiming suddenly lowered his voice and asked, "Where did you put that thing?"

Wen Yuan was startled: "What?"

"...that donkey skin."

"Oh, that bastard." Wen Yuan laughed, "Didn't I say that, I put it in a very safe place."

Lu Yiming's eyeballs shone slightly: "A safe place? Where?"

"My house. The house is completely bare, and even thieves don't come, so it's not safe?" Wen Yuan shrugged nonchalantly, "It's been cold recently, and I just used it to warm the bed. If I have nothing to do, I can use it to hold charcoal, pad the corner of the table, and put it on the corner of the table. Works well. I haven't had a cold in a long time now."

Back home, Lu Yiming suddenly collapsed on the bed, his muscles and bones were sore and weak, and he couldn't recover for a long time.

After taking a few breaths, he tried to raise his hand——

Finally able to move.

I was terrified.

Just now when he saw Wen Yuan from a distance in the Seven Star Teahouse, Lu Yiming was hesitating how to go forward to say hello, when suddenly his whole body went limp as if his strength had been taken away by something, and then his body moved uncontrollably.

He watched in horror and powerlessness as his body came forward to meet him, chatted with Wen Yuan, and drank.

Every word that came out of his throat, every movement of his fingers... didn't come from Lu Yiming's original intention.

It seems that he is no longer the master of this body, but just a bystander who has no right to speak.

The person who manipulated his body just now is humming in his ear:

——Now I return my body to you.

——How about it, did I imitate you just now?

——Is the acting good?

Lu Yiming didn't speak.

He had always mistakenly thought that Hua Moyan could only control his right hand.

It turns out...he was too naive.

He felt anger and despair.

Hua Moyan whispered:

——My mana has been recovering quickly recently.

——If this continues, this body will be mine.

——However, if you are willing to do something for me, I can also consider returning it to you... Anyway, where can I find this kind of mortal body?

Lu Yiming thought coldly: Do you think I will help you harm others?It's a good idea.

There was the sound of footsteps stepping on dry grass outside the window.

Lu Yiming got up and called softly, "Ah Jin."

The footsteps outside the window stopped.

"Ah Jin, come in." He suddenly wanted to chat with A Jin for a while.

The footsteps sounded again, but they were getting farther and farther away.

"Ajin?" Lu Yiming pushed open the window, and there was no one in the yard.

——Hee hee hee, look, no one can be relied on, not as good as me.

—Come and chat with me.I tell you a story with you?

Lu Yiming's face became more and more ugly, and he spat out a word between his teeth: "Get lost."

Kimporo picked a random roof and lay down to rest.

Thinking of Lu Yiming calling him into the room just now, he couldn't help but sneer from his nose.

What do you take him for?

Come when you call, and go when you wave.

When I'm in a good mood, it's just there that I feel nauseous.

If you are in a bad mood, just ignore him.

Too lazy to wait.

Anyway...

It's no big deal to call him in every time.

To Lu Yiming, looking for him or looking for Lao Wang is nothing more than the difference between being able to speak and not being able to speak.

If Lao Wang could chat with Lu Yiming to relieve boredom, Jinpoluo suspected that Lu Yiming would not talk to him at all.

Thinking of how Lu Yiming kissed and touched that thousand-year-old bastard on weekdays, he couldn't help feeling that he might not be as good as that old bastard.

At night, Lu Yiming slept alone in the empty house, and suddenly felt an unspeakable fear.

Sister Chen was staying in the hospital, and Ah Jin didn't know where to go.

There was deathly silence in the house, even Hua Moyan was silent.

Occasionally a wind blew across the yard, rattling the windows.

He walked to the well and wanted to ask Lao Wang to come out and tease it.

But after looking at the empty tree branch, Lu Yiming finally went out silently.

There is a night market in the west of the town, and there may still be some human flavor there.

Come out to get a taste of people, it can always be more lively.

Lu Yiming found a corner in the night market and sat down, ordered a plate of dumplings, and added a catty of burning knives.

The tables around were all in groups of threes and fours, playing games and bickering, lively.

His own table looked even more lonely and pitiful.

Unsatisfactory food.

"I heard that the Lu family is almost deserted."

Suddenly, someone from the next table said something.

"Which Lu family?" Someone answered.

"Which other Lu family is there, isn't it the Lu family from Luji Pharmacy?"

Lu Yiming's eyelids twitched.

Never expecting to hear this kind of broken talk after going out for supper, he hurriedly buried his face in the collar of his jacket and turned his body towards the wall, for fear of being recognized.

The people at that table didn't say anything sarcastic, they just felt sorry for the Lu family who used to be a well-to-do rich family, but now the population is thin, and even the housekeeper fell ill.

"Don't you guys think that the Feng Shui of Lu's house is not very good? Otherwise, accidents happen one after another."

"No, I heard that the clerk in their shop fell ill a while ago, and when he resigned, he recovered from his illness. Now even the housekeeper is ill. Yesterday I went to the hospital to visit my aunt's illness, and I happened to meet the housekeeper In the same ward."

"If this continues, won't the next one be...?"

"That's not sure. Maybe he's sick."

"Didn't someone say that this family was restrained by Young Master Lu?"

"It's nonsense! If you want to get rid of it in the past ten years or so? You still have to wait until now."

"I think so too."

"The feng shui turns around, a few years of good luck, a few years of bad luck, who can tell."

Lu Yiming struggled to eat six and a half of a plate of dumplings, and the people at the table finally changed the topic from the Lu family's bad luck to the hot theater troupe in town recently.

"...that Boss Zhou has no airs at all."

"Have you seen the live fairy? I bought tickets several times, but I didn't buy them. Are those people sick? After seeing them, they still come to grab tickets from me."

"But I think this troupe is a little strange."

"What's so strange about such a famous troupe?"

"I can't tell. I just heard that this troupe never accepts apprentices, but their troupe never lacks actors. Tell me, where do their actors come from?"

"Tsk, is it possible for someone to accept an apprentice and call the world?"

"Yes."

……

Lu Yiming didn't pay attention to the fragmentary chatter in the back, he just drank silently and left the night market with his head bowed.

I thought that a place with people would make my heart feel warmer.

But it just made my heart more lonely and cold.

As soon as the fourth watch was over, Kimporo leisurely carried a dark object across the rows of roofs and returned home.

Pushing open Lu Yiming's window, under the moonlight, I saw Lu Yiming sleeping soundly with Lao Wang in his arms.

Kimporo sneered.

……really.

This guy can always find something to keep him company.

He tapped lightly on the window lattice twice.

The person on the bed opened his eyes.

After seeing Kim Poro and the things in his hands, his face became distorted from the bewildered one when he first woke up.

Hua Moyan dropped Pharaoh and jumped off the bed, huddled in the corner, and shouted hoarsely at Jinpoluo: "Who told you to take it back? Who told you to take it back! Destroy it! Destroy it! Don't come near me !"

Kimporo laughed, raised the donkey skin in his hand, and rubbed it: "Are you so afraid of it?"

"We, we made a contract. You, have you forgotten?" Hua Moyan asked panting.

"This thing is very strange." Kimporo pinched the donkey's ear and said, "It's not an ordinary fur, and I don't know how to destroy it."

"I don't care, I don't care, you, you put it where I can't see it or touch it, don't let it get close to me!" Hua Moyan shouted hysterically, "I hate it!"

Kimporo didn't speak.

But he knew that this thing might be more useful than expected.

Hua Moyan curled up in a corner, holding her head and began to gasp.

Gradually, there was no sound.

Kimporo rolled through the window and patted his face.

Appears to have fallen asleep.

If he was allowed to spend the night here, this mortal skin would probably be chilled, right?

Gee.

Mortals are such trouble.

Kimporo thought for a while, and finally sighed, put the donkey skin on the table, put one hand on the waist and the other raised his leg, and picked up the man on the ground.

Just as the person was gently placed on the bed, the eyes suddenly opened tremblingly.

Seeing Kimporo, the man froze.

"...you... When did you come back and why are you here?"

Kim Poro felt a little regretful that he just moved people here.

Wouldn't it be nice if he had known this earlier, just let him catch a cold?

Anyway, this kind of minor disease won't kill you.

It's better than being so indisputable now.

Seeing that Jinpoluo didn't reply for a long time, Lu Yiming swallowed.

Pretending to be calm, he said coldly:

"Didn't I say, you don't come into my room when I don't call you?"

Jinpoluo was inexplicably amused, he pushed the man against the wall with anger, put his forehead against Lu Yiming's, and said coldly, "...I'm not your dog."

How could I let you call me around.

Lu Yiming was stunned when Kim Poro pressed his forehead.

It was the first time he heard Kim Poro say such arrogant words like a demonstration.

In the past, even if he was slightly dissatisfied, at most Kim Poro would just get annoyed by his teasing and make trouble.

All of a sudden, Lu Yiming's long-simmering anger gushed out: "Then what are you?"

Kim Poro didn't expect him to ask such a rhetorical question, and was also taken aback.

"My dog ​​is loyal and obedient to me," Lu Yiming said coolly, "and you...you are an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf I raised. What do you compare it to?"

Kim Poro looked at him coldly from a short distance away.

Being so close, in such a dark night, it is impossible to see each other's expressions clearly.

After a while, Jinpoluo snorted, let go of Lu Yiming, and swept out of the window.

Kimporo sat on the tree branch, watching the sky gradually fade from dark blue to fish belly white.

Time really comes easily and goes mercilessly.

But in just a few hours, the world changed color.

People's hearts, why not?

There were rustling footsteps under the tree.

You don't even need to look at him to know who it is.

That monster Hua Moyan is definitely too lazy to walk over slowly like this.

really.

Lu Yiming called out to him.

"Kimporo."

This was the first time he called him by his full name.

Kimporo looked down at him from under the tree.

Patiently waiting for him to make the same advances as before.

It's like that almost every time anyway.

In the past, maybe he had a bad temper, so Lu Yiming accommodated him in every possible way.

But this time, Kim Poro felt that he was not wrong at all.

Under his waiting gaze, Lu Yiming climbed up the tree and sat on the branch next to him.

He leaned against the tree trunk, lazily watching Lu Yiming take out a small cloth bag from his arms.

Lu Yiming handed him the bag.

Kimporo took it strangely, opened it, and took out some oceans from it.

?

money?

Kim Poro looked at Lu Yiming suspiciously.

There was tranquility in Lu Yiming's eyes.

He sighed and said, "I bought you from the boat before, and I thought I did a good deed. I was complacent, and I kept you by my side as...a servant. I always thought that you were also willing to be with me. Live. Now it seems that it is really wishful thinking."

After a pause, he added: "The world is so big, people like you can live well anywhere. Go wherever you like."

Seeing that Jinpoluo was still puzzled, Lu Yiming said again: "From then on, I have nothing to do with you. Anyway, I didn't sign any contract of sale with you, and you could have left long ago."

So he was going to drive himself away?

Kimporo held the cloth bag and gritted his teeth.

The two looked at each other for a long time.

"You can go." Lu Yiming reminded.

Kim Poro said coldly, "Didn't you say that I can go wherever I like?"

"..." Lu Yiming originally thought that he was eager to leave immediately, but he couldn't think of such a reaction, so he couldn't help being a little surprised.

"You don't like staying here, why don't you go?"

"I'm not as loyal and obedient as your dog." Kim Poro sneered.

"..." Lu Yiming coughed twice, lowered his head, those words were just a moment of anger, but they cannot be undone, since he has already said harsh words, it is better to simply do it.

He gritted his teeth: "It's really bad luck to keep a family star like you."

A trace of surprise flashed in Jinpoluo's eyes, and then his eyes were covered by anger.

"What did you say?"

Lu Yiming continued: "...I already know that you stole my vitality at night."

"Vitality? Do you have vitality?" Kim Poro frowned.

When had he sucked his vitality?

How can a person like him have any vitality?

whispering sound.

Kimporo rolled his eyes.

Could it be that he said that he smoked bad luck?

But people will never be conscious when they are unlucky and out of their bodies.

Even a resident soul like Hua Moyan would never feel it when the bad luck came out of his body.

Kimporo thought of something, and a mocking smile appeared on his face.

"Oh, you mean..." As he said that, he moved closer to Lu Yiming's face, suddenly stuck out his tongue | quickly | licked the corner of his lips, "This?"

The author has something to say: Ah Jin: So cool!

Lu Yiming: I am even more aggressive!

Forget it, try my best to finish the list, and lie down with tears

Obviously I wrote 5000+ words last night, but I just forgot to clear the cache, I just fixed a few words here, and jumped back to more than 4600 words, I feel so tired