My monsters are going to heaven

This valley is lush and green, but it is an inaccessible place.

They all think the road is rugged and thorny, and they seldom pass by.

Only animals and birds will come here.

A gust of wind passed through the forest, blowing the long grass at the bottom of the valley, making a rustling sound.

"Crack."

A crisp sound came from the thick dead leaves covered under the long grass.

Startled the little sparrow that was grooming on the blade of grass.

"Crack, click, click, click, click."

The sound of broken bones continued to sound from under the dead leaves.

After a while, the dead leaves were lifted from the bottom by a force.

A bone claw protruded from the ground.

Immediately, the bone claws propped up on the ground, and the entire arm bone protruded from below.

The next thing that got out of the ground was a skull.

To be precise, it was a head with a few strands of hair and a little skin tissue attached to it, and the eyes were empty, only two black holes remained.

Soon, the skeleton groaned and drilled its other hand and body out of the ground.

The strange thing is that the other hand and the body below the neck are covered with intact flesh, and the nails and fine hair on the skin seem to be newly born.

"Ho!"

The skeleton's lower body also crawled out, its fleshy legs kicking on the ground, trying to shake off the dirt and grass leaves on its body.

It lowered its head and "looked" at its right hand, which had not yet grown flesh, through the two black holes without eyeballs, and let out a long sigh from the mouth without lips and teeth.

Originally, it wanted to grow new flesh all over its body before coming out, but it was too boring underground, and it couldn't wait any longer.

Turning around and looking up at the steep cliff behind me, thinking of the cold wind blowing by my ears when I fell from the cliff that day, the indescribable pain when I fell to the ground, and the pain of being bitten and eaten by wild beasts. I have lingering fears.

It is better not to choose this way of death next time.

It's not good.

But after thinking about it, what is the best way to die?

fire?

No no no, not good.I won’t talk about the pain for so long, it’s ugly to turn into a big piece of black charcoal, and it will take longer to grow back.

Drowning?

Not good either, it never likes water.

……

How did you die last time?

It seems that a family who dared to talk badly to him was set on fire, and he deliberately stayed where he was, and was turned away by the villagers to the county government to have his head beheaded.

The executioner happened to use a very sharp knife.

He didn't notice the pain yet, and rolled his head to the ground with a click of his head. His vision was overturned in an instant, and he kept turning like he was watching a carousel.

Thinking of it, it still found it very interesting, and couldn't help laughing ho ho ho ho, laughing until the few bones that hadn't grown flesh clucked.

It's a pity that the Qing Dynasty died later, and the new government of Lao Shizi was replaced, so there was no beheading again.

There is no such fun way to die anymore.

...It's really a pity.

Jinling Town.

Boss Li of Liji Cloth Village is celebrating his father's [-]th birthday today, and has invited respectable people from nearby. Other people can come to Li's mansion to ask for a profit, drink a glass of wine, and have a good meal.

Originally, everything was happy and harmonious, but there was a little episode in it.

When Lu Yiming, one of the guests, stepped forward to toast and congratulate him on his birthday, Mrs. Li was replying with a smile, but suddenly he couldn't breathe, and choked so much that he rolled his eyes.

Fortunately, several county doctors were also present at the scene, and they provided first aid in time, and the talent was relieved.

When Lu Yiming went to the private room to take a nap, he heard someone whispering next door.

A shrill voice said: "Boss Li really has a big heart, and he dared to invite Lu Yiming, a funeral star, over here. Look at the trouble that Mrs. Li almost turned his birthday into a death day."

? ? !

Lu Yiming's eyes widened and his ears perked up.

Another person replied: "That's not true. What's the name of the bell-ringing old man who died suddenly? It seems that he also has some contacts with this Lu Yiming."

"Brothers, where do you start with this?" A third person added to the topic.

The voice said again in a shrill voice: "You don't know? Recently, some people have been spreading rumors that this Lu Yiming, who is depressed, is bound to be restrained. Remember, he defeated his own family earlier, and later The Liu family who was married to him happened to have an accident and was on the verge of defeat, but as soon as the engagement with him was terminated, the Liu family prospered again!"

"That's right, last time Huang's family invited him to a wedding banquet, but the young couple got divorced that night!"

……

The following conversations were even more ridiculous. Lu Yiming was responsible for the fall of the owner and the cold of the west.

Lu Yiming couldn't take it anymore, and went home angrily.

It's just ridiculous!

Everyone has their own destiny, old age, sickness and death have always been inevitable, can this also depend on me?

——It seems that you are really harmful.

Hua Moyan also added fuel to the flames by chirping.

Lu Yiming ignored him, poured himself a cup of tea and poured it into his mouth, but his mouth was burned.

Putting down the teacup, Lu Yiming felt a little frustrated.

It is true that I have been frustrated recently.

Going to the temple to ask for amulets is useless.

"Chuck."

There was the sound of something falling in the yard.

"Akin?"

Lu Yiming called out.

There was no response from outside.

Lu Yiming walked out slowly, the sky was dark, he didn't see Ah Jin in the yard, and he didn't know where he went again.

Something hit the back of his head, causing a slight pain.

Lu Yiming rubbed his head and looked back, but it was a small piece of broken tile.

"Who?"

Lu Yiming raised his eyebrows.

Another small stone was thrown from outside the wall.

I don't know which little hairy child it is.

Lu Yiming rushed out the door, but saw a figure in a cloak jumping from the base of the wall to the side alley very quickly.

Without saying a word, Lu Yiming pursued him closely.

He wants to see which family's hairy kid is so ignorant.

After chasing for five miles, from dusk to night, from the small road in the town to the reeds by the river outside the town, the man stopped in the reeds out of breath, and looked back at Lu Yiming.

The low voice was hoarse: "Yiming, it's me."

"Who are you?" Lu Yiming didn't hear the voice, panted and slowly pushed aside the reeds and approached, and lifted the man's cloak covering his head.

Through the darkness of night, he vaguely saw his facial features, and couldn't help being startled.

"It's you?"

This person turned out to be Chen Jinzhi.

To be exact, it was the first Chen Jinzhi.

Lu Yiming pushed him, "Where did you come from as a counterfeit?"

Since meeting No. [-] Chen Jin last time, from that person's words and conversations, from those old conversations, he vaguely felt that No. [-] was real.

The Chen Jinzhi in front of him frowned, and said in a low voice, "Whether you believe it or not, I am Chen Jinzhi."

Lu Yiming couldn't help but let out a sigh, "I remember, when you came back, you clearly said that you didn't recognize me. Could it be that I misremembered?"

Chen Jinzhi sighed: "Such a terrible thing happened in my family. It is definitely not simple. Someone will definitely stare at me when I go back to town. If I don't put on airs, what else can I do?"

Lu Yiming sneered: "No matter what you said is true or not, we don't have a deep friendship, why did you find me?"

Chen Jinzhi looked deeply at Lu Yiming, his eyes reflected the broken light on the river in the night.

"Those old classmates of mine, you are the only one I can talk to. Besides, I dare say that what happened in my family has something to do with your Lu family."

He paused for a while, and then said: "Yiming, we have known each other since we were wearing crotch pants, so it goes without saying that we have a childhood relationship. The only thing we can't let go of is the matter of Meng Linsheng."

Meng Linsheng.

This strange yet familiar name made Lu Yiming's heart skip a beat.

Apart from Lu Yiming, the only one who knew about Meng Linsheng was Chen Jinzhi back then.

In the middle of the night, under the moonlight, a dark shadow rose and fell neatly on the row upon row of roofs in Jinling Town, and finally entered the Lu residence.

As soon as Kimporo stood firmly on the tree branch, he found that there was already someone sitting in the seat he usually sat on.

Lu Yiming.

Lu Yiming raised his face with a smile: "Ah Jin, are you back?"

Kimporo said nothing.

Lu Yiming's figure slipped, "Oh!" It looked as if he was about to fall.

Kimporo watched coldly.

When Lu Yiming's body slid out of the tree branch, his long legs hooked naturally, and his whole body was hanging upside down on the branch like a bat.

"Master fell down and you didn't come to help me." He grinned and swayed like a swing while hanging upside down, "You recognized me again."

This willful gesture is surprisingly Hua Moyan.

"What do you come out for?"

Kim Poro sat down in his seat and didn't even look at him.

"I'm bored."

During the day, he can only be his right hand, and only at night when Lu Yiming is asleep, can Hua Moyan use his whole body to move around.

Of course, he was also involved in this matter sometimes during the day, and he couldn't let Kim Poro know about it, otherwise... I'm afraid there will be a lot of inconvenience.

"Where did you go during the day?" Hua Moyan asked, "Your master misses you."

Kimporo glared at him.

A cold light shone into Hua Moyan's eyes, and he obediently shut his mouth.

After being quiet for a long time, Hua Moyan couldn't help but babbled again: "You pet is so boring, I really don't know what Young Master Lu likes in you. I would rather raise a hundred donkeys than you. A monster like a stuffed oil bottle... By the way," he grinned, "I know what good things you did on the river bank last time..."

Kimporo growled.

Hua Moyan only felt pain in his internal organs, his ears were ringing, his feet trembled, he couldn't hold it anymore, and fell straight down.

Jin Poluo remembered that this body belonged to Lu Yiming, frowned, and rushed over to catch him by the waist.

Hua Moyan was already scared and ran away.

A pair of skins were sleeping limply in Kimporo's arms.

He looked down at the person in his arms, his mind was full of thoughts, like a mess, but he didn't know where to start.

The author has something to say: Sorry, Chen San's role is so important~!thousands of miles

You should be able to guess who the skeleton is, 2333

Someone has already told me in private that Zhanhua Moyan and Ajin are CP, I... emmmm, I will not let Hua Moyan succeed

Osamu