The villain must spend all his money before he goes bankrupt [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 38=Dian Ying= A play within a play, you can dance if you don't like it.
When Ye Zhou brought Jiang Tingyuan back to the cinema hall, the lights inside had already dimmed.
The light was very dim, and Ye Zhou was worried that his patron would fall when he went up the steps, so he turned his head back with some anxiety, and waved at him.
The original intention was to let Mr. Jiang be with him, but unexpectedly, the raised hand was held by a big warm hand before it was put down.
Ye Zhou: "...?"
He struggled twice, but instead of being able to break free, his hands were clenched even tighter.
If someone else dared to take advantage of him, Ye Zhou's backhand would have thrown him over the shoulder, but the person holding his hand now is Mr. Jiang, his benefactor and parents.
It is said that eating people's mouths is soft but hands are short. Ye Zhou spent so much money on Mr. Jiang, if he doesn't even let him hold hands at this time, it would be too lacking in the spirit of contract!
So Ye Zhou gave up, and while pulling Boss Jiang up, he counted the rows of seats.
Since there was no publicity in advance, not many people came to watch the screening today, and only half of the seats in the theater were filled, and some of them were staff from their own crew.
Therefore, Ye Zhou quickly found the seats for himself and Mr. Jiang under the greeting of the assistant director, and the two sat together, and Ye Zhou was able to retract his claws.
Not long after the movie started, Zhu Ning's unique clear and youthful voice sounded in the theater. Even though Ye Zhou had heard it many times in advance, he was still amazed at this time.
This opening song has not been released to the public, but Ye Zhou can almost predict the uproar that will be caused once it is released.
Zhu Ning's attainment in music is obviously better than that in acting. When I only read novels and memories of the original body, I couldn't get his excellence at all. Only after meeting him in person can I understand why Zhu Ning It will become the top class in the country.
As the volume of the opening song became lower and lower, the four characters "A Farce" finally appeared crookedly in the center of the screen.
After the ending song ended, the big screen did not light up as the audience expected. After all the white subtitles disappeared, the screen fell into darkness.
Before the audience wondered if there was a problem with the theater facilities, after a rustling sound, a man's drunken voice sounded in the theater.
"200 million, I want his life, why not?"
"Dry!"
Following this clean and neat monosyllabic sentence, the final word was finalized, and a farce with the theme of "buying murder to kill" kicked off completely.
As soon as the picture changed, in the box of a restaurant, a man with sunglasses on his nose pushed the envelope in front of him to the opposite side.
Sitting across from him was a burly man with tattoos on his arms, and he looked very tough to mess with.
"Biaozi, there is 100 million here, if you kill him, the money will be yours."
At this time, some viewers already felt that something was wrong and were confused.
Meow meow meow?
What's going on, didn't you just say 200 million, why did it shrink by half in the blink of an eye? !
The burly man didn't hesitate at all, he simply put the envelope in front of him into his pocket, patted his chest, and said firmly: "Brother Meng, don't worry, this matter is on me!"
As soon as he opened his mouth, the sharp-eyed audience realized that this voice did not match the voices of the two people talking at the beginning of the movie, and they should not be the same person.
After the transaction between the two was over, they walked out of the restaurant.
Biaozi carries a huge sum of 100 million, is tall and strong, and looks very reliable. The audience thinks that Biaozi is the killer.
What is surprising is that after Biaozi got the money, instead of making plans in the next few days, he bought all kinds of luxury goods wantonly, eating, drinking and whoring.
In the center of the screen, every time a sum of money is spent, the camera will show a close-up of Biaozi's mobile phone bound with a bank card.
The audience watched Biaozi's mobile phone show less and less balance, and in just a few days, he squandered half of this large sum of money.
"Fuck, this bastard is definitely a liar, I bet fifty cents!"
"According to the usual operation, the next thing is that this guy is abused, and there are comedies. This is too routine. It's not worth the ticket price, okay? It's not funny at all."
"It's not necessarily true. It is said that killers are hedonistic. After all, they are born to die. Who knows if this money will save their lives in the future. It's better to go after spending the money. Even if you die, it is valuable."
There are also people who can understand Biaozi's mood. The industry that licks blood with the tip of a knife will die if it is a little careless, and it is reasonable to consume in advance.
The audience is still relatively peaceful, but the film critics are not so kind. They have even begun to draft in their stomachs how they will criticize the film and the director tonight.
But at this moment, the screen suddenly froze on Biaozi's balance of only 50 yuan.
Immediately afterwards, without giving the audience any time to think, Biaozi looked at the balance on his phone, and after a few seconds, he stretched out his hand and opened the door.
The screen turns.
Biaozi was squatting at the entrance of a dilapidated old alley, smoking a cigarette. The one squatting facing him, with a cigarette in his hand, was a baby-faced young man.
While the audience was puzzled, Biaozi suddenly took out a crumpled envelope from his arms.
Looking at this very familiar envelope, some viewers with big brains had a bold idea in their hearts.
as predicted……
Biaozi took a puff of cigarette slowly, handed the envelope to the baby-faced young man, and said in a low voice, "There are 40 inside."
audience:? ? ?
Is this line a little too familiar? Hey!Obviously someone just said that to you not long ago!
And if I remember correctly, I was given 100 million, so how come you only have 40 left? Hey, are you killers so unprofessional? ? ?
"Help me kill him, the money is yours." Biaozi put out the cigarette butt with a vicissitudes of face, and said the words he had just heard not long ago in the same tone.
Fang Wei, a baby-faced young man, nodded solemnly, and assured him, "Brother Biao, don't worry, I'll take care of this!"
audience:? ? ?
Why don't you be so lazy and easy, have you guys communicated in advance? It's fine if the routine is the same, why don't you even change the lines!
Of course, the same lines are not a coincidence, but a deliberately designed plot, which further depicts the already absurd story in an even more absurd way to achieve a dramatic effect.
Sure enough, the transaction between the two of them almost completely reproduced the previous transaction. Although many viewers kept complaining in their hearts, they still broke out a round of laughter very honestly.
The plot has progressed to this point, and the audience can't understand what happened when they combine the plot at the beginning.
Co-authoring a murder mission, the price went from 200 million to 40 in just a few days after layers of exploitation?
"Fucking middlemen don't dare to be so cruel to make a difference!"
"Hahahahaha, I want to know now how much the money can shrink in the end."
The audience even started a quiz with prizes on the spot!
The price ranges from 20 to [-], and some viewers are already eager to choose which middleman among these people is the most shady and earns the most!
But, guess what, some viewers suddenly realized a problem.
No matter how happy the previous plot is, this is a human life after all, with high risks and high profits. According to the original price of 200 million, you should be able to hire a good killer.
But after all these layers of exploitation, if the price is only tens of thousands of yuan, will there really be a fool willing to take such a big risk for this little money?
After a show operation, not only made the audience laugh, but also successfully aroused their curiosity and desire to explore.
The tool man Biaozi handed over the baton to Fang Wei and went offline, and the next perspective became Fang Wei's perspective.
Fang Wei also lived up to the audience's expectations. He found a few gangster friends one after another, but when the other party heard that he was going to kill someone, and the money was not worth the risk at all, he searched around and couldn't find a new receiver.
Fortunately, although he was a little bit cowardly, he still had enough brains. After making a round of phone calls to no avail, Fang Wei had an idea and decided to enter the Treasure Internet to try his luck.
The camera followed Fang Wei into a black Internet cafe, turned on a machine and posted a post on a small anonymous forum in China.
then……
The killer was not found, but instead took the lead and was defrauded of [-] yuan by Internet fraud.
Seeing his dazed face after being cheated, the audience in the theater laughed like crazy.
However, after paying the tuition fee of 2 yuan, it also broadened Fang Wei's thinking. He raised the amount from 20 yuan to 200 million yuan, and planned to lie to kill people first.
Needless to say, as soon as the price was raised, it didn't take long for someone to get in touch with Fang Wei.
At this time, Fang Wei didn't know, and he didn't know whether it was luck or misfortune. The person he was chatting with now turned out to be a professional killer.
By the time he realized this, it was too late.
It has been two days since the scene turned, and the camera is shooting down, exposing the entire building and its surroundings.
Killer No. [-], who doesn't talk too much, is holding a gun in ambush on the upper floor of the villa where the mission target is located. The muzzle of the gun has already been aimed at the mission target's head. Before shooting, he confirms with the employer for the last time and asks for payment.
As soon as the reward arrives in the account, the mission target's blood can be splashed on the spot immediately.
The moment Fang Wei saw the photo sent by No. [-], Fang Wei really panicked. The other party was really a killer and was asking for money.
Fang Wei's whole body is only 40 yuan, where can he get so much money to pay for it.
But if he told the truth, Fang Wei was afraid that he would be retaliated by the killer, so he could only grit his teeth and casually cited a change of target as an excuse to appease the killer, while hesitantly calling the police.
Fang Wei originally wanted to get the police to catch up with No. [-], the killer, but his skills could not stand up to the police's interrogation at all, and within half an hour he told the truth about the cause and effect.
The interrogation process can be described as hilarious, and often before the police ask anything, Fang Wei, a naive person, just slipped his mouth and explained everything that can be explained but can't be explained.
His cooperation made the police who interrogated him happy.
So that's it, the police quickly dispatched the police based on the clues he provided, and took out all the people involved in the case.
At the end of the movie, the four sand sculptures were wearing fashionable silver handcuffs, wearing small orange vests and hanging their heads, sitting in rows in the dock, listening to the judge read out their trial results.
Accompanied by the voice of the judge reading the result, there was also the ending song sung by Zhu Ning, announcing the end of this farce.
The lights did not turn on for a long time, and there was a burst of applause in the theater. Just as the audience was about to leave, after the subtitles of the movie were played, the screen that was originally black suddenly reappeared.
In the picture, the upstairs of an old-fashioned residential building, the rusty iron gate, and the entire corridor are full of police officers.
In the room next to the door, No. [-] finished the last bite of fried rice with a straight face, washed his hands, took out a photo from his bag and placed it next to the photo frame, and took two steps back. Seriously bowed three times.
Then he opened the anti-theft door calmly.
With a soft 'squeak' from the rusty door frame, the screen fell silent again.
The light was very dim, and Ye Zhou was worried that his patron would fall when he went up the steps, so he turned his head back with some anxiety, and waved at him.
The original intention was to let Mr. Jiang be with him, but unexpectedly, the raised hand was held by a big warm hand before it was put down.
Ye Zhou: "...?"
He struggled twice, but instead of being able to break free, his hands were clenched even tighter.
If someone else dared to take advantage of him, Ye Zhou's backhand would have thrown him over the shoulder, but the person holding his hand now is Mr. Jiang, his benefactor and parents.
It is said that eating people's mouths is soft but hands are short. Ye Zhou spent so much money on Mr. Jiang, if he doesn't even let him hold hands at this time, it would be too lacking in the spirit of contract!
So Ye Zhou gave up, and while pulling Boss Jiang up, he counted the rows of seats.
Since there was no publicity in advance, not many people came to watch the screening today, and only half of the seats in the theater were filled, and some of them were staff from their own crew.
Therefore, Ye Zhou quickly found the seats for himself and Mr. Jiang under the greeting of the assistant director, and the two sat together, and Ye Zhou was able to retract his claws.
Not long after the movie started, Zhu Ning's unique clear and youthful voice sounded in the theater. Even though Ye Zhou had heard it many times in advance, he was still amazed at this time.
This opening song has not been released to the public, but Ye Zhou can almost predict the uproar that will be caused once it is released.
Zhu Ning's attainment in music is obviously better than that in acting. When I only read novels and memories of the original body, I couldn't get his excellence at all. Only after meeting him in person can I understand why Zhu Ning It will become the top class in the country.
As the volume of the opening song became lower and lower, the four characters "A Farce" finally appeared crookedly in the center of the screen.
After the ending song ended, the big screen did not light up as the audience expected. After all the white subtitles disappeared, the screen fell into darkness.
Before the audience wondered if there was a problem with the theater facilities, after a rustling sound, a man's drunken voice sounded in the theater.
"200 million, I want his life, why not?"
"Dry!"
Following this clean and neat monosyllabic sentence, the final word was finalized, and a farce with the theme of "buying murder to kill" kicked off completely.
As soon as the picture changed, in the box of a restaurant, a man with sunglasses on his nose pushed the envelope in front of him to the opposite side.
Sitting across from him was a burly man with tattoos on his arms, and he looked very tough to mess with.
"Biaozi, there is 100 million here, if you kill him, the money will be yours."
At this time, some viewers already felt that something was wrong and were confused.
Meow meow meow?
What's going on, didn't you just say 200 million, why did it shrink by half in the blink of an eye? !
The burly man didn't hesitate at all, he simply put the envelope in front of him into his pocket, patted his chest, and said firmly: "Brother Meng, don't worry, this matter is on me!"
As soon as he opened his mouth, the sharp-eyed audience realized that this voice did not match the voices of the two people talking at the beginning of the movie, and they should not be the same person.
After the transaction between the two was over, they walked out of the restaurant.
Biaozi carries a huge sum of 100 million, is tall and strong, and looks very reliable. The audience thinks that Biaozi is the killer.
What is surprising is that after Biaozi got the money, instead of making plans in the next few days, he bought all kinds of luxury goods wantonly, eating, drinking and whoring.
In the center of the screen, every time a sum of money is spent, the camera will show a close-up of Biaozi's mobile phone bound with a bank card.
The audience watched Biaozi's mobile phone show less and less balance, and in just a few days, he squandered half of this large sum of money.
"Fuck, this bastard is definitely a liar, I bet fifty cents!"
"According to the usual operation, the next thing is that this guy is abused, and there are comedies. This is too routine. It's not worth the ticket price, okay? It's not funny at all."
"It's not necessarily true. It is said that killers are hedonistic. After all, they are born to die. Who knows if this money will save their lives in the future. It's better to go after spending the money. Even if you die, it is valuable."
There are also people who can understand Biaozi's mood. The industry that licks blood with the tip of a knife will die if it is a little careless, and it is reasonable to consume in advance.
The audience is still relatively peaceful, but the film critics are not so kind. They have even begun to draft in their stomachs how they will criticize the film and the director tonight.
But at this moment, the screen suddenly froze on Biaozi's balance of only 50 yuan.
Immediately afterwards, without giving the audience any time to think, Biaozi looked at the balance on his phone, and after a few seconds, he stretched out his hand and opened the door.
The screen turns.
Biaozi was squatting at the entrance of a dilapidated old alley, smoking a cigarette. The one squatting facing him, with a cigarette in his hand, was a baby-faced young man.
While the audience was puzzled, Biaozi suddenly took out a crumpled envelope from his arms.
Looking at this very familiar envelope, some viewers with big brains had a bold idea in their hearts.
as predicted……
Biaozi took a puff of cigarette slowly, handed the envelope to the baby-faced young man, and said in a low voice, "There are 40 inside."
audience:? ? ?
Is this line a little too familiar? Hey!Obviously someone just said that to you not long ago!
And if I remember correctly, I was given 100 million, so how come you only have 40 left? Hey, are you killers so unprofessional? ? ?
"Help me kill him, the money is yours." Biaozi put out the cigarette butt with a vicissitudes of face, and said the words he had just heard not long ago in the same tone.
Fang Wei, a baby-faced young man, nodded solemnly, and assured him, "Brother Biao, don't worry, I'll take care of this!"
audience:? ? ?
Why don't you be so lazy and easy, have you guys communicated in advance? It's fine if the routine is the same, why don't you even change the lines!
Of course, the same lines are not a coincidence, but a deliberately designed plot, which further depicts the already absurd story in an even more absurd way to achieve a dramatic effect.
Sure enough, the transaction between the two of them almost completely reproduced the previous transaction. Although many viewers kept complaining in their hearts, they still broke out a round of laughter very honestly.
The plot has progressed to this point, and the audience can't understand what happened when they combine the plot at the beginning.
Co-authoring a murder mission, the price went from 200 million to 40 in just a few days after layers of exploitation?
"Fucking middlemen don't dare to be so cruel to make a difference!"
"Hahahahaha, I want to know now how much the money can shrink in the end."
The audience even started a quiz with prizes on the spot!
The price ranges from 20 to [-], and some viewers are already eager to choose which middleman among these people is the most shady and earns the most!
But, guess what, some viewers suddenly realized a problem.
No matter how happy the previous plot is, this is a human life after all, with high risks and high profits. According to the original price of 200 million, you should be able to hire a good killer.
But after all these layers of exploitation, if the price is only tens of thousands of yuan, will there really be a fool willing to take such a big risk for this little money?
After a show operation, not only made the audience laugh, but also successfully aroused their curiosity and desire to explore.
The tool man Biaozi handed over the baton to Fang Wei and went offline, and the next perspective became Fang Wei's perspective.
Fang Wei also lived up to the audience's expectations. He found a few gangster friends one after another, but when the other party heard that he was going to kill someone, and the money was not worth the risk at all, he searched around and couldn't find a new receiver.
Fortunately, although he was a little bit cowardly, he still had enough brains. After making a round of phone calls to no avail, Fang Wei had an idea and decided to enter the Treasure Internet to try his luck.
The camera followed Fang Wei into a black Internet cafe, turned on a machine and posted a post on a small anonymous forum in China.
then……
The killer was not found, but instead took the lead and was defrauded of [-] yuan by Internet fraud.
Seeing his dazed face after being cheated, the audience in the theater laughed like crazy.
However, after paying the tuition fee of 2 yuan, it also broadened Fang Wei's thinking. He raised the amount from 20 yuan to 200 million yuan, and planned to lie to kill people first.
Needless to say, as soon as the price was raised, it didn't take long for someone to get in touch with Fang Wei.
At this time, Fang Wei didn't know, and he didn't know whether it was luck or misfortune. The person he was chatting with now turned out to be a professional killer.
By the time he realized this, it was too late.
It has been two days since the scene turned, and the camera is shooting down, exposing the entire building and its surroundings.
Killer No. [-], who doesn't talk too much, is holding a gun in ambush on the upper floor of the villa where the mission target is located. The muzzle of the gun has already been aimed at the mission target's head. Before shooting, he confirms with the employer for the last time and asks for payment.
As soon as the reward arrives in the account, the mission target's blood can be splashed on the spot immediately.
The moment Fang Wei saw the photo sent by No. [-], Fang Wei really panicked. The other party was really a killer and was asking for money.
Fang Wei's whole body is only 40 yuan, where can he get so much money to pay for it.
But if he told the truth, Fang Wei was afraid that he would be retaliated by the killer, so he could only grit his teeth and casually cited a change of target as an excuse to appease the killer, while hesitantly calling the police.
Fang Wei originally wanted to get the police to catch up with No. [-], the killer, but his skills could not stand up to the police's interrogation at all, and within half an hour he told the truth about the cause and effect.
The interrogation process can be described as hilarious, and often before the police ask anything, Fang Wei, a naive person, just slipped his mouth and explained everything that can be explained but can't be explained.
His cooperation made the police who interrogated him happy.
So that's it, the police quickly dispatched the police based on the clues he provided, and took out all the people involved in the case.
At the end of the movie, the four sand sculptures were wearing fashionable silver handcuffs, wearing small orange vests and hanging their heads, sitting in rows in the dock, listening to the judge read out their trial results.
Accompanied by the voice of the judge reading the result, there was also the ending song sung by Zhu Ning, announcing the end of this farce.
The lights did not turn on for a long time, and there was a burst of applause in the theater. Just as the audience was about to leave, after the subtitles of the movie were played, the screen that was originally black suddenly reappeared.
In the picture, the upstairs of an old-fashioned residential building, the rusty iron gate, and the entire corridor are full of police officers.
In the room next to the door, No. [-] finished the last bite of fried rice with a straight face, washed his hands, took out a photo from his bag and placed it next to the photo frame, and took two steps back. Seriously bowed three times.
Then he opened the anti-theft door calmly.
With a soft 'squeak' from the rusty door frame, the screen fell silent again.
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