President, he pretends to be poor every day

"Are you courting death?" Shu Luocheng was so frightened that he took a few steps back, for fear that he would accidentally poke him blind.

……

The two of them spent the whole morning arguing like this. The company was out of stock today. Manager Wang specially granted the two of them a day off. After breakfast, they were too idle to lie down on the sofa.

"Are you bored?" Qi Zhengchuan asked while touching Shu Luocheng's arm.

Shu Luocheng turned his head to look at him, and nodded. He never expected that one day during the holidays, he would be so boring. It really shouldn't be.

"Going to play?" Qi Zhengchuan asked again.

"where to play?"

"Are you going to the amusement park?"

Shu Luocheng pursed his lips and pondered for a moment, then nodded slowly.

"Go, I have nothing to do at home anyway." The main reason why he agreed was because he had never been to an amusement park, not even once, which was the joy he was missing in childhood.

As soon as he left, Qi Zhengchuan pushed Shu Luocheng into the room and changed into a pure white sweater with a big letter C printed on the front, while he himself changed into another black sweater in the closet with the same print on the front. A big letter C.

That's right, these are two couple sweaters. These are DlV couple clothes that Qi Zhengchuan spent 120 yuan to customize online. The letters printed on them are the pinyin abbreviations of the last letter of the names of Shu Luocheng and Qi Zhengchuan.

"Sure enough, people look good on everything!" Qi Zhengchuan walked around Shu Luocheng, and he was even more sure that he had a good eye. The 60 yuan street stalls actually looked more advanced when worn on Shu Luocheng, compared to the pictures. The clothes on that model look even better, and I feel like I can hang them up and sell them without any repairs.

Shu Luocheng was lowering his head to straighten his clothes. The stalls here are not good, not to mention the stitches at the hem are uneven, and there are still a lot of thread ends. At this moment, he is holding nail clippers and cutting one by one.

"Don't move!" Qi Zhengchuan shouted suddenly.

Shu Luocheng stopped cutting the thread, and after a few seconds, he raised his head and looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Yes! Just stay in this position. Don't move. I'll take a photo." Qi Zhengchuan took out his 500-yuan counterfeit second-hand mobile phone, squatted down in front of Shu Luocheng and held up the rear camera. Seeing him "click, click!", he took several pictures in succession.

"Why are you shooting me?"

Qi Zhengchuan turned the phone's screen to face Shu Luocheng. The photos on the screen were those photos taken a few seconds ago. In the photos, Shu Luocheng had a puzzled expression on his face, staring straight at the camera, and still kept cutting. The movement of the thread, and another one is a snapshot, it is a bit blurry, although the face can't be seen clearly, but from the facial features and figure, it can be seen that he is a first-class handsome man.

Qi Zhengchuan raised his eyebrows and said triumphantly: "Buyer Show, I think that with your temperament as a wife, you will definitely stand out among the many buyers shows, and stand out."

Shu Luocheng rolled his eyes at him and said, "Why don't you take pictures of yourself if you want to show off so much?"

"No, no, daughter-in-law, you are wrong. What I want to show off is not this dress, but you." Qi Zhengchuan said seriously, and then he bowed his head and opened Taobao, eager to write a review, but he waited for 2 minutes Unable to enter the Taobao homepage, he frowned and tapped his phone screen with a finger, but there was still no response, so he couldn't help but bow his head and curse "fuck".

"Stuck and crashed?" Shu Luocheng, who has been using the knockoff phone for so long, is very aware of the urgency of this phone. The more anxious you are, the more it will trip you up. At least it will flash back, and at worst it will freeze directly. He has lost his temper with his mobile phone, and usually he only uses it to play Xiaoxiaole or something, and he dare not even think about such a huge memory-consuming thing as visiting Taobao.

Qi Zhengchuan looked up at Shu Luocheng, with helplessness written all over his face, and nodded with lovelessness.

"That's right, stop posting, let's go." Shu Luocheng took the phone out of Qi Zhengchuan's hand, stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and pushed the person out of the door.

……

The sun is shining, and the amusement park is full of people. In addition, today is Saturday, and there are even more tourists. It is basically an entertainment project. There is an invisible line behind the crowd. Most of them are children. Fear of the sun, everyone is smiling and looks very happy.

Shu Luocheng and Qi Zhengchuan braved the scorching sun and walked to the center of the playground. Not far in front of them was the thrilling and exciting jungle roller coaster. Wherever the roller coaster passed, there was a burst of horrific screams. Goosebumps can be heard even on a hot day.

"Going to play the roller coaster?" Seeing Shu Luocheng staring at the roller coaster above his head, Qi Zhengchuan thought that he wanted to play, so he offered to play.

Shu Luocheng was too busy listening to those horrific screams, and didn't pay attention to what Qi Zhengchuan had to say, so he answered "Yes" casually, and the nightmare began.

Qi Zhengchuan clapped his hands, took Shu Luocheng's hand, and walked towards the queue, probably because those screams were too terrifying, the roller coaster line was surprisingly small, it seemed that there were only five or six people, and they were all The young and energetic lads have no children to play with at all, and it will be their turn to go up after this trip.

"Ride the roller coaster?" Shu Luocheng was dragged into the team by Qi Zhengchuan in a daze. He subconsciously glanced at the project sign next to the guardrail. It said "Jungle Roller Coaster" in five big characters, and below it was written in rows of small characters. Lots of caveats.

Qi Zhengchuan nodded noncommittally, and said, "Yes, don't you want to ride a roller coaster?"

"...Who told you that I want to ride a roller coaster?" Shu Luocheng frowned when he heard the screams above his head one after another. He was seriously afraid of heights.

"Daughter-in-law, aren't you afraid of heights?" Qi Zhengchuan told the truth, holding Shu Luocheng's hand tightly, and could clearly feel the sweat dripping out of his palm. It was all wet, and without even thinking about it, he pulled him back, "Let's not go because we are afraid of heights, brother will take you to play on the carousel, that thing is not high."

After hearing Qi Zhengchuan's words, Shu Luocheng felt that his self-esteem had been greatly hit, so he stopped and pulled Qi Zhengchuan back into the team.

"Who told you that I'm afraid of heights? Isn't it just a roller coaster? I started bungee jumping when I was ten years old. I can sit and sit without falling." Shu Luocheng said pretending to be calm, but in fact he was panicking inside. Those screams lingered in his ears like a reminder, and the next batch of screamers was ready to go.

Qi Zhengchuan heaved a sigh of relief after hearing this, and suddenly thought of something again, he said: "I just saw a news yesterday, it seems that several tourists who were riding a roller coaster in an amusement park in Thailand were thrown away several times, I don't know what happened. How are the security measures at home?"