Map of the universe

"Are you praising me?" Xiao Zhang looked at Shuangyu in disbelief and said.

Shuangyu thought she was hallucinating, she stared at Xiao Zhang stupidly, thought about what she had said again, and said in her heart that it was right, is there something wrong with his head?

Xiao Zhang brazenly explained: "Look, if I have the face to ask for it again, wouldn't I be shameless? I am ashamed; moreover, if you give me your face, you will have no face? Although I know You are sacrificing yourself for the sake of others, but it doesn't sound good after all, I am doing it for your own good!"

Shuangyu couldn't help grinning happily: "There are so many fallacies!"

"You don't have to be so subtle if you want to praise me for being smart, I won't be arrogant!"

This is completely putting your face on a tree!Shuangyu rolled her big eyes, didn't even bother to answer the words, and started to eat vegetables on her own.

As long as the cowhide is blown well, there is no corner that cannot be dug!Xiao Zhang rubbed his chin and believed in this sentence even more. "Hey, that embroidery I saw in the living room that day, who is it?"

"Embroidery?" Shuangyu thought for a moment. "Oh, that's an old friend of my mother's. It's been hanging there since I can remember, and I don't know how many years!"

old friend? !Xiao Zhang thought to himself, in the world, everyone from the old man to the babe child knows that it is the ancient God-man Hou Yi, and this Peony King and Hou Yi can be called old friends. Could it be that the two of them Still have a leg?Then the identity of the little girl in front of me is worth scrutinizing, maybe I can still be Houyi's son-in-law for a few days!

Shuangyu looked at Xiao Zhang's frowning look, her heart was frizzy, and she asked with little confidence: "What are you laughing at?"

"Ah?!" Xiao Zhang faltered for a long time, and suddenly his eyes widened: "What's wrong with me laughing? I laugh as much as I want, you can still control it?"

Shuangyu was stunned for a moment, pouted: "It doesn't matter, why are you so fierce!"

Xiao Zhang stretched his neck, scolded himself for being a fool, and grabbed Shuangyu's chopsticks: "What's so delicious about this, it's tasteless, you can't even see any oily water, I'll improve it for you!" Shuangyu couldn't help but tell, and ran out after pulling.

At first, Shuangyu couldn't hold back, but later, the girl's heart began to germinate like a sprout that broke through the ground, her heartbeat became violent, her face became even hotter, she buried her chest and dared not raise her head, for fear that Xiao Zhang would feel something strange and turn around look.There are only footsteps left, only footsteps messy back and forth, staggering closely following Xiao Zhang.Suddenly, her hands were released, and the pulling force disappeared. She who was still dreaming wildly woke up suddenly, stood on tiptoes, and stretched her body straight. Zhang body.Shuangyu patted her chest with lingering fear, and took a peek at Xiao Zhang, fortunately he didn't notice, otherwise it would be a big embarrassment!Hey, that's not right, he looked around as if he was looking for something, but all around was grass and bushes, not even taller trees, what was he looking for?

At this time, a yellow deer sprang out from the thorns on the opposite side, Xiao Zhang clapped his hands in surprise and shouted, waved one hand, and a white light flew out in the shape of a fan, the head of the running yellow deer was cut off instantly, and the body was still rushing forward It took two to three feet before falling to the ground, and the four legs were stretched violently several times before they gradually became silent. The blood in the cavity was sprayed red in a large area.

"Ah?!" Shuangyu yelled in horror, covering her eyes with her hands and not daring to look.

Xiao Zhang said disapprovingly: "You haven't killed before, have you? Is it real or not? Let me see!" He laughed and grabbed Shuangyu's hand, only to feel that his hands were cold and still trembling; Even paler, without a trace of blood.These subconscious reactions are absolutely impossible to fake. "Hey...forget it, forget it, I wanted you to help me, so I'll do it myself!" Although the deer can be matured by waving his hands, he still likes to do it himself: peel and wash slowly, Cut it into pieces, thread it with branches, put it on the fire and roast it evenly over the fire. The process of the long-lost fresh and tender fragrance slowly permeating is what he enjoys the most.

"Tsk tsk, the meat of this venison is tender and juicy, coupled with my skillful preparation by Xiao Zhang, it can definitely be called unparalleled in ancient times. It's a pity that you don't even have a box of seasoning here, so you have to make do with it!" Xiao Zhang As Zhang was talking, he wrung out the juice from the picked pepper leaves and dripped it on the meat, only to hear the sound of squeak, and this time the fragrance was even more tantalizing.

"Brother Xiao, what's the idea?" Mei Zhihan said politely, but Mei Xiaohan had already torn off a piece of meat, without even caring about chewing it, and just swallowed it!

It was the first time Xiao Zhang saw such a greedy and silly girl who was so greedy and didn't care about her image, so she couldn't help but take a few more glances.Picking up a preserved deer and cutting off a piece, he whistled and swayed in front of Shuangyu, saying: "My Lord Xiao has a lot, even though you didn't help me much, I will reward you with a piece, satisfy your hunger!"

Shuangyu saw Shasheng for the first time today, and it was also the first time she knew that animals could be eaten. Although her nerves had not recovered from the shock, she felt that the venison handed to her was extremely delicious. It was different from the fruits and vegetables she usually ate. Mushrooms and the like are very different, but as soon as they are picked up and stretched out to the mouth, the deer's appearance of being alive and kicking immediately appears in front of the eyes, and the nausea suddenly arises, and it spits on the meat.

"Ouch!" Xiao Zhang yelled distressedly: "If you don't eat it, don't treat it like this. Isn't this killing me?"

Shuangyu squatted on the ground, retching for a long time, and then stopped, like a child who did something wrong: "I'm sorry..."

Why did you apologize so quickly?Xiao Keren's version of doing things is unrepentant!Xiao Zhang originally prepared an [-]-word speech to teach and refute, but now he was speechless by the unexpected three words "I'm sorry", and didn't know what to say.Xuanji, another idea popped into his head: I am too rigid, I must learn to vary from person to person, and prescribe the right medicine!That's right, it is to prescribe the right medicine. It seems that I have to find a doctor to learn how to apply the medicine when I go back!

At this moment, Mei Zhihan's voice tremblingly calling "Master" came from behind, Xiao Zhang looked back and saw Peony King coming.Seeing the scene on the ground, Peony King couldn't help but look stagnant, but soon returned to his natural state, still with that unforgettable smile: "Is it delicious?"

Mei Zhihan, who knew something was wrong, lowered his head, curled his lips, and didn't dare to answer.Mei Xiaohan still muttered foolishly, and replied inarticulately: "It's delicious, Master, can you come too?"

The Peony King smiled and said: "Eat it, I'm here to find Mr. Xiao!"

Xiao Zhang was stunned for a moment, and murmured in his heart: there is no need to throw face at once, it is just a deer, at worst, just pay you back!Although he was uncomfortable in his heart, he still quickly chased after the Peony King who had gone away. When he was about sixty or seventy steps away from the barbecue place, he suddenly felt a slight sway around his body, like ripples, and turned around in surprise. Looking around, there are tall trees and green fields mirroring the lake, where are the shadows of the fire and the three people!This is under an enchantment!Xiao Zhang reacted immediately.

Peony King explained: "Although I don't prohibit eating meat, after all, this place is no bigger than the outside world, it's just a square inch. If you play with me at this moment, you may become the other party's food at the next moment. Wouldn't it be nice to think about it?" Embarrassing?"

My God, I am not giving them barbecue, I am clearly teaching them to kill each other and destroy this pure land!Xiao Zhang, who was struck by lightning, cupped his fists and said: "Xiao Zhang is reckless, I hope the owner of the valley will forgive me!"

"It's okay!" Peony King said politely, but his expression was still dignified. "You are in charge of the punishment of the universe, but you are also the most open-minded person, so no amount of killing can disturb your disposition. But these flowers and plants have erratic temperaments, and they are easy to get lost. Once they are enchanted, they may never turn back!" The tone suddenly a meal. "Are you leaving?"

Xiao Zhang clasped his fists and said: "The spirit of the Yuan Dynasty has recovered, there are many things waiting to be done, and I will come back to thank Master Gu for his help in the future!"

"Young Master Xiao, I have another unfeeling request, can you bring the three of them with you?"

Xiao Zhang raised his eyebrows and said: "The future of the Three Realms is unknown, even I can't keep myself safe, let alone take care of the three of them. Relatively speaking, although this Baihua Valley is small, it can be regarded as a place of peace and happiness. Why does the owner of the valley let them risk their lives?"

The Peony King smiled wryly: "The Valley of Hundred Flowers hangs alone in the sky and earth, and has nothing to do with reincarnation, but if the universe is really turned upside down, it will be difficult to protect itself. Yu'er may not be able to communicate with the outside world when he is in charge of the Valley of Hundred Flowers in the future. But it is also necessary to be clear about the relationship with the Three Realms!"

"The owner of the valley is also a person who competes with the sun and the moon, why did he think of handing over the Valley of Hundred Flowers to the princess?" Xiao Zhang wondered.

"The sun and the moon compete for glory?!" The Peony King repeated meaningfully. "So what? Growth and extinction are the most objective and irreversible things in nature. Even a person with directing power like Your Excellency is just a delay. If that's the case, why bother with the 'eternal' knowing What about falsehoods that cannot be done?"

Xiao Zhang was stunned, he used to think that he was the most magnanimous person in the world, but he always looked forward to finding a way to be indestructible, now that he was directly pointed out by someone, he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, but at the same time, he was even more moved by Peony King's knowledge. .

When he was about to leave, Xiao Zhang discovered that the Sunrise and Sunset in the Valley of Hundred Flowers also divides the day and night, but it is a pity that he did not have a good sun exposure, and the chance of coming back in the future is almost zero, which is really a great pity in life!He swung his hand and put the fan under his feet, before he left the ground, he was staggered by Mei Xiaohan, almost fell, and shouted angrily: "What are you doing?"

"What are you doing!" Mei Xiaohan didn't show any weakness. "You flew away, what shall we do?"

The muscles on Xiao Zhang's face froze instantly: "No...no, you don't even know how to fly, do you?"

Mei Zhihan cleared his throat and said: "Brother Xiao, that's the case. Master said that the foundation of the princess and Xiaohan is not yet solid, and they have to learn the principles of life and dealing with things first, and the magic has not yet been taught. And so on, it depends on the two of us to fly in the sky!"

"Do you dare to bring out the two grandmas?" Xiao Zhang roared with disgust.

"Yes, my eldest grandson!" Mei Xiaohan patted Xiao Zhang's shoulder and quickly took over the conversation.

Shuangyu and Mei Zhihan coughed dryly for a long time and didn't laugh out loud.Xiao Zhang swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, but finally held back, didn't say anything, more accurately, he didn't dare to say anything, he was a little apprehensive from the bottom of his heart, it's nothing bad, but mouths can kill Silly girl, some words are really overwhelming.

Mei Zhihan scratched his head: "Brother Xiao, if you want to hurry up, you and I have to bring one!"

"Stop talking nonsense!" Xiao Zhang vetoed it. "I, Young Master Xiao, am I a servant?" The ten fingers of both hands were formed into plum blossoms, and a series of incantations were uttered in his mouth.

Just listening to the whistling wind, a woman with red hair, red eyebrows, and wearing red clothes and red shoes appeared in front of everyone, and she opened her mouth to destroy the sense of mystery: "Why are you looking for my old lady?"

Xiao Zhang put his arms around the woman's shoulders with a playful smile: "It's okay, I don't dare to bother you, old man! I will lend your divine power to these two girls!"

The woman knocked off Xiao Zhang's hand, stared at her eyes and said: "Fei Huo, oh, your current mortal name is Xiao Zhang, right? I lost to you, old lady, so I'm limited to you, don't care about anything else!"

Xiao Zhang said: "I won't let you do it for nothing, one year is worth ten years, how about it?"

"I won't do it for 100 years!" The woman said: "As the patron saint of the universe and the southern sky, I serve as mounts for two unknown girls. Do you want my old lady's signboard?"

Xiao Zhang shook his head and rubbed his hands and said: "It sounds good, I am discussing with you, but it sounds bad, there is no need to discuss. Your speed is unrivaled, but we will meet someday, right? Your word of mouth It's a promise, my reputation is not so good, I don't even know what kind of bastard I can do!"

Murderous look appeared in the woman's eyes: "Are you threatening me?"

Seeing this, Mei Zhihan couldn't help screaming inwardly, Oops!Subconsciously clenched the hilt of the sword.

Xiao Zhang licked his lips rascally, and looked at the woman lustfully: "What do you think?"

The woman exhaled helplessly, rolled her eyes and said, "I really owe you!" Turning around, she turned into a huge fiery red peacock, with a wide back as big as five rooms, and two wings flapping up and down, aiming at Xiao Xiao. Zhang gritted his teeth.

The four of them climbed onto the red peacock one after another, but before they could stand still, they felt the peacock's back suddenly bounce upwards, and it was already more than a hundred feet off the ground.Seeing that Shuangyu's body, which was not yet ready, was tilted outwards, Xiao Zhang hurriedly pulled it into his arms, and said in a hurry: "Don't be so busy throwing yourself into the arms, let's take your time, I promise, I will definitely let you go." You make it bigger..."

Shuangyu patted her chest with lingering fear, listening to Xiao Zhang's nonsense, and the distance was so close, her face turned red, and it took a long time to squeeze out from between her teeth: "Shameless!"

Xiao Zhang immediately replied: "I told you not to praise your husband-in-law so much in front of outsiders, I'm so embarrassed!"

"Brother Xiao, just now I heard that this woman claimed to be the patron saint of Tiannan, could it be the Suzaku among the four great beasts?" Mei Zhihan shouted against the howling wind.

It's your grandma!Xiao Zhang, who was concentrating on flirting and scolding, scolded Mei Zhihan for his lack of eyesight, but he still replied: "Brother Mei saw something good, it's that old pheasant!" body in protest.

Mei Zhihan helped Mei Xiaohan, and said with a smile, "This fairy Suzaku is an ancient mythical beast, even Phoenix has to bow her head and bow down to her when she sees her, why is she willing to be sent by brother Xiao?"

Xiao Zhang said carelessly: "In the past, I saw a treasure in a deep mountain, and she snatched it away. She said that she could use my 10-year-old leg strength to make up for my loss. Of course I was not happy. , but there is no other way!" He deliberately glanced at Suzaku, meaning, I didn't tell you about peeking at you in the shower!

Shuangyu was thinking about Xiao Zhang's inexplicable eyes, when her feet fell suddenly, Suzaku had already landed on the ground, in front of her was a towering city wall, which was probably already far away from the place where she just left Baihua Valley. More than ten thousand miles, I can't help but marvel at the speed of Sumi Mustard Seed.

Suzaku turned back into a human form: "I won't accompany you in because my nemesis is in the city!"

Xiao Zhang said with a playful smile, "Then when shall we make an appointment again?"

"About your grandma!" Suzaku scolded angrily, but she had already disappeared!

"Rival?" Xiao Zhang, who didn't mind, pondered carefully: "Could it be that Kunpeng is here?"

"Is it the Kunpeng mentioned in Zhuang Zhou's "Xiaoyaoyou" that can fly [-] miles by flapping its wings?" Mei Xiaohan asked excitedly.

"Oh, not bad, I know "A Happy Journey", so my head isn't all muddy!"

"Your head is the goo, you are all goo, your whole family is goo, you..." Mei Xiaohan, you couldn't find the right words for a long time.

"My eight generations of ancestors are all muddleheaded, right? Childish!" Xiao Zhang cursed angrily, and walked into the city on his own.