Map of the universe

After eating and drinking, it is natural to visit the master. The person leading Xiao Zhang is Mei Zhihan, the eldest disciple of the Peony King, the owner of Baihua Valley. Jian, the face seems to move except for the eyeballs, other organs are just decorations.Alas, this is a hero, an indifferent hero!Somehow, anyone who Xiao Zhang doesn't like will naturally classify him as a hero, but why does this habit make people feel so awkward? !

After turning three turns, a house surrounded by tens of feet high white pine logs and a roof made of large fir leaves appeared in front of me. It was many times grander than the one I lived in. The door?Where there is another door, there is only one opening there, and the ground and walls on both sides are covered with fairy vines and grasses, exuding a fragrance.Xiao Zhang glanced uninterestedly, but as soon as he stepped into the room, his eyes narrowed immediately. The room that was supposed to be dark was extremely bright, even a little dazzling. A luminous pearl the size of a washbasin is suspended in mid-air, and the milky white light it emits is like ripples of water reverberating around the house, but it does not overflow outside the house at all. There is something extraordinary!Nonsence!Xiao Zhang scolded himself for being an idiot in his heart, this is the Valley of Hundred Flowers, so how could there be something not popular?Looking up along the wall, I saw that Ye Mingzhu was facing an embroidery, which depicted "Hou Yi Shooting the Sun".

"Young Master Xiao, stay safe and sound!"

Xiao Zhang, who had already recovered, followed his prestige, and saw that the Peony King was sitting on the main seat not far away as gracefully as before, and now it seems that he still has a sense of charm. The signboard is not good!He quickly moved his eyes away, glanced at Shuangyu and Mei Zhihan who were standing beside him, stepped forward and clasped his fists and said, "Thank you, Master Gu, for saving my life!"

King Peony smiled slightly, and said: "I dare not take such words, how could this king save me!"

"If there is no owner of the valley to take in, don't talk about healing, I'm afraid I might be arrested, so I have to thank the owner of the valley!" Xiao Zhang, who has always claimed to have been in the rivers and lakes for 19 years, made a few compliments to make a circle of people's sophistication Still out of the question.

The three of Mei Zhihan looked at each other and frowned in unison.

"Please sit down! Drink tea." The Peony King waved his hand.

Xiao Zhang was not hypocritical, picked up the teacup and took a deep sip, it was a conditioned reflex, he choked out the tea with a click, thinking that this is a salt seller?The salty ones are bitter!Raising his eyelids to see the girl who brought him tea just now, she was chatting and laughing with Shuangyu at this moment, her eyes still glanced over proudly from time to time, cursing in her heart: I'm going, it turns out it's revenge, wait here And me!Young master, I am not easy to mess with, you two girls just wait for me!

"Xiaohan!" Peony King looked at the girl with sharp eyes.

In fact, this girl is not a servant, her name is Mei Xiaohan, Mei Zhihan's younger sister, she was also taken under the door of Peony King since she was a child, she and Shuangyu are like sisters, they are inseparable, at that time I heard that Xiao Zhang bullied her Shuangyu became furious immediately, and vowed to make it up for her, so she put a few spoonfuls of salt into the tea.Hearing Peony King's voice, she also knew that she was wrong, so she suppressed her smile and lowered her head!

The Peony King was extremely apologetic: "Young Master Xiao, I'm really sorry for being naughty!"

Xiao Zhang swallowed his saliva, cleared his throat, put on a smile that he thought was natural and harmless, and said: "It's okay, since I was a child, my grandma didn't love my uncle and I'm used to it! Also, when you cook, don't you Put the frying spoon into the salt shaker, it smells like chopped green onion!"

Not to mention the two girls, even the usually cold-faced Mei Zhihan laughed out loud!

King Peony said: "Zhihan, you go out first!" She stepped down from the throne. "I can be regarded as a person who has been around for thousands of years, but it is the first time in my life that I have met a person like your Excellency who is pregnant with Zhou Tian. But what surprised me even more is that you are still injured!"

Xiao Zhang stood up and said casually: "At first I also thought I was number one in the world, but I don't know how many opponents this old Pangu has created for us. We have no choice but to clean them up one by one!"

God has the virtue of good life!Could it be that this person is not upright?The Peony King was horrified, and said: "Your Excellency seems to have a heavy murderous intent?"

"Really? Why can't I hear it?" Xiao Zhang didn't care at all.

"Strange!" Peony Wangzai felt it carefully. "Generally, those who have a heavy murderous aura are also very hostile. How come you don't have it? Does Daxing Zhoutian still have such an effect?"

It would be a bit unreasonable to continue to pretend to be confused!Xiao Zhang laughed, and said, "If you don't have desires, you can be strong! What does Master Gu think?"

The Peony King was relieved and nodded in conviction!

Xiao Zhang walked out of the hall listlessly, seeing Mei Zhihan poking at the door, but he didn't even bother to hit Haha.

Mei Zhihan caught up with him in two or three steps, and said, "Brother Xiao, is there anything I can do to help you?"

Eyes rolled white, nostrils upturned!Xiao Zhang didn't say a single word, but his expression was vividly interpreted.

Mei Zhihan was not angry, and said: "The tea and rice in the valley are rough, I guess Brother Xiao is not used to it?"

"Dare you know that your food is not good?" Xiao Zhang's eyes suddenly shone brightly.

Mei Zhihan didn't expect Xiao Zhang to be so direct, scratched his head for a long time, and said awkwardly: "I have some wine that I brew, why don't you have a few drinks?"

Xiao Zhang couldn't believe it: "You have wine there? It's not like your Baihua Valley's style!"

"When I was traveling in the Three Realms, I learned how to make wine from a master craftsman, but this valley is not as vast as the outside world. There are only spring flowers and autumn fruits, flowers and grass seeds. It is not as sweet and delicious as brewing from whole grains, but it has a different taste!"

Xiao Zhang was stunned, and said: "I have tasted this fruit wine, and this is the first time I have heard of this flower!" Interest was aroused, and he followed Mei Zhihan's so-called wine store all the way. The whole mountain was hollowed out!Is it because I was too stingy when I got it before?However, the money swindled from the alliance is not enough to buy this high-grade wine cellar. I don’t know how the treasury has been doing in recent years?Go back and shop around!

Mei Zhihan opened the lid of the wine jar, filled two glasses, and handed it to Xiao Zhang: "Try!"

This wine is soft and soft when you first drink it, it hits the root of the teeth, it is warm, it squeezes through the gaps between the teeth, and hits the tip of the tongue, there is not the spicy taste of ordinary wine, but the fragrance of flowers hanging in March, swallow it with a grunt , especially the moment it passes through the throat, the warm fragrance immediately fills the whole body.Xiao Zhang closed his eyes and felt it, and his mood improved a lot, he said: "Brother Mei is really a master, he really is top grade!"

Mei Zhihan sighed: "If this wine can be paired with my sister's eighteen delicacies, then it can be regarded as the real top grade!"

"Eighteen delicacies? What eighteen delicacies?" Xiao Zhang became interested.

Mei Zhihan leaned on the wooden barrel and said, "Xiaohan doesn't care about spell cultivation, but she is very interested in the five flavors. She picked eighteen kinds of fruits in the valley, washed them, peeled them, removed their seeds, and cut them into small cubes. Mix it with seasoning, stuff it in the jar, and when you open it and eat it, it is really a kind of enjoyment, and the aftertaste is endless!"

Originally, I was listening and imagining the taste of "Eighteen Delicacy", when I suddenly realized, I said, "No, why haven't I tried it? Don't you treat me as a distinguished guest?"

"I brought those condiments back to her in the human world, but after Tianyu messed up the Three Realms, and the demons were ready to move again, Master began to ground us. Now, Xiaohan has only one jar left, and even she can't bear it." have eaten!"

Even people like Mei Zhihan swallowed their saliva dryly, Xiao Zhang's greed was completely aroused, and he began to think: "There is one jar left, so it must be hidden very secretly, and girls are more careful, so it's not appropriate to flip it too much." Great, but looking at Mei Xiaohan, a typical simple-minded type, she must have put it in a place she thought was very secret, but it was no different from what an idiot put it in. Most of it was next to the pillow on her bed, with a hidden It may even be self-righteous to design another mechanism..."

At the beginning, Xiao Zhang's analysis was clear and logical, and Mei Zhihan was quite interested, but the more he listened to it, the more surprised he became, and he couldn't help being a little unbelievable: "Aren't you going to steal it?"

"What's wrong?" Xiao Zhang said it as a matter of course, but also arrogantly: "Can you stop it? Even if you run to tell your sister, it's too late. When you come back, I'll finish eating!"

"Brother Xiao, you are also..."

Xiao Zhang immediately called back: "What is it? I have no reputation in the world, I have no tablet, and there is no half a tile in the temple and ancestral hall. Even if I poke them in front of them, they don't know who I am! Stealing things Even if mortals find out about this, maybe they will arrange it on someone!" With a shake of his body, he disappeared!

Mei Zhihan sighed, before he could even think of a reason to explain to his sister, Xiao Zhang appeared in front of her again holding the big jar, and his tongue stopped chattering in surprise: "You... How come you are so familiar?"

Of course, Xiao Zhang will not tell others about the glorious history!Pulling open the mud seal, the fragrance and elegance immediately permeated, as if the hairs all over the body were trembling, the root of the tongue was stiff, stretched his neck and said: "I am also a person who has eaten all over the three worlds. Why haven't I encountered this thing before!" I reached into the jar and grabbed it.

At this time, Mei Zhihan hurriedly stopped: "Xiao... Brother Xiao, you can't eat this like this, you have to taste it slowly!"

"What kind of product! This is stolen, and I will make a plate and a bowl for you? Childish!" Xiao Zhang picked it up with a two-fingered fork and ate it. It was delicious, and the speed was so fast. It's three or five fruits.

If he continued to pay more attention to the jar, the jar would be clean. Mei Zhihan put his hands together, without even having time to chew, he just swallowed it. If someone familiar with him saw this eating, he would definitely change his world view.

Instead, Xiao Zhang slowed down eating, thinking: This big mouth is too scary, the whole basket is ah, if it goes on like this, it will definitely suffer, so I have to think of a way!He handed the jar to Mei Zhihan, but he drank dryly himself.

Mei Zhi was stupefied, she couldn't believe it, and said, "Brother Xiao, don't you want to eat?"

"This is Brother Mei's favorite, I won't take away others' love!" Xiao Zhang said very awe-inspiring.

Mei Zhihan was really uncomfortable with Xiao Zhang's polite attitude: "Then... how embarrassing that is!"

"A few bites, it's not worth it..." Xiao Zhang wanted to speak boldly, but Mei Zhihan didn't even think that Mei Zhihan would not be idle even listening to his own words. There are many more delicious fruits than this one, such as the crispy arhat from Yaochi, the delicate shrimp from Donghai..." Seeing that Mei Zhihan was just hesitating, he didn't even stop talking, so he was no longer interested After talking, I was so anxious that my forehead was a little sweaty: This Mei Xiaohan is too slow to respond, why didn't he come?

Boom!The door of the wine cellar was kicked open, and Mei Xiaohan stood at the door angrily.She is not tall, she is a little baby fat, and she is wearing bright red clothes, with her hands pinching her waist, and she has a posture of "aunt is very angry", but no matter how you look at it, she is three points funny!

Xiao Zhang's heart moved when he saw it, and he almost burst out laughing, but he thought that he should put on a guilty look now, so he bit his back molars and swallowed hard, resolutely not showing it, but in the eyes of others, he became a man of shame. gloat!

Mei Zhihan was already flustered, and his words didn't match up: "Sister, this...that...I...Brother Xiao, please say a few words for me... ...."

"Isn't it just a jar of rotten apples? It's worth the fuss. I just pay you back another day. It's really long hair and short knowledge. No one cares about shrews running around! Is that what you said, Brother Mei?"

Mei Zhihan heard Xiao Zhang's ignorant nonsense, and secretly complained, not to mention the last sentence, isn't this obviously destroying their brother and sister's relationship?He greeted the eighteen generations of Xiao Zhang's ancestors in his heart, and before he could explain, he saw Mei Xiaohan had drawn his sword and jumped up, but before he landed, he was already held in mid-air by Xiao Zhang's spell.

Swordsmen facing each other is no small matter.Mei Zhi suddenly broke out in cold sweat.

"Brother Mei, will hurting such a little girl hurt my reputation?" Xiao Zhang seemed not to take the meeting of swords and soldiers seriously at all, and asked innocently with a green face.

I'll go, you still have a fucking reputation?Mei Zhihan was completely helpless towards Xiao Zhang's brazenness, but he also saw through Xiao Zhang: This is a person who does whatever he wants and has no rules at all, maybe he will do something!I can only beg: "Brother Xiao, my sister is young and ignorant, don't blame me if I hope!"

"Look at your brother, look at you! The gap!" Xiao Zhang shook his head and pushed Mei Xiaohan back to the door.

snort!Mei Xiaohan knew that his skills were inferior to others, and that revenge would be hard to avenge, so he slammed the door and left angrily.Mei Zhihan didn't care about Xiao Zhang, so he clasped his fists and chased him out.

Should I say that I am too smart, or that others are too stupid?Satisfied, Xiao Zhang picked up the fruit jar on the ground, opened a bucket of rare wine, and took a sip of fruit and a sip of wine, that was a beauty!

As the saying goes, half a day of leisure is rare in Fusheng, although Xiao Zhang has never missed such a day, but who thinks that he is too comfortable?Seeing that the two jars had bottomed out, my head began to feel dizzy, and there was a sound of protest from heavy work in my throat, with an intoxicating fragrance.He wrapped his clothes tightly, leaned on the stacked wine barrels, and fell asleep just like that.

......In the lush fields, hard-working people are working, leisurely cattle and sheep are standing or lying on the ground gnawing on the weeds, and several half-grown children are scrambling to play marbles in the open space by the river bank. The dirty boy with a face full of snot has already knocked down three people in a row, if he hits again this time, today will be perfect!

Just a little bit away from seeing the result, Xiao Zhang's buttocks felt a sharp pain, he jumped up and cursed: "Who the hell is doing it?" It took a long time to open his eyes, and saw that Mei Xiaohan was holding a meal Basket stood before him.

Mei Xiaohan didn't expect Xiao Zhang's reaction to be so big, so he swallowed and forced his aura: "Why are you so fierce? Is it reasonable to eat my food and drink my food? Let the dog eat your conscience?"

Xiao Zhang snorted disdainfully, rolled on the ground again, closed his eyes and tried to see if he could continue the dream.

"Get up, bring food to the princess!" Mei Xiaohan poked Xiao Zhang's back with his foot, but this time it was much lighter!

Hearing that he was doing chores for others, Xiao Zhang felt 1 uncomfortable: "You have hands and feet and go by yourself, I am not your slave!"

"Do you think I'm willing to let you go? It's not that the bird raised by the princess has died. It's sad or something. It hasn't eaten for a day. Mei Zhihan said you were a guest. The princess is embarrassed to refute, maybe I can eat it." One or two sips, otherwise, I wouldn't beg you if you were killed!" Mei Xiaohan roared.

Xiao Zhang sat up with a whoosh, and said viciously: "Well, you Mei Zhihan, take me as a favor and see how I deal with you!" After searching around for a long time, he put two straw rings on the wine barrel under his head, and then I went to find Zhou Gong, and snored hard on purpose!

Now Mei Xiaohan was so angry that his teeth began to chatter: "Are you shameless?"

Xiao Zhang didn't even raise his eyelids: "What's the use of face? If I don't have to eat, I don't even want my mouth!"

"I...I'll kill you!" Mei Xiaohan pulled out his sword desperately.

"Your entire Hundred Flowers Valley is not enough for me to put my teeth together. You even drew your sword twice a day. It seems that you still have good people here!" Xiao Zhang seemed to be praising, but his tone was full of ridicule. mean.

Ashamed and angry, Mei Xiaohan grasped the sword and neither advanced nor retreated, holding back a sentence for a long time: "I will die for you!"

"Oh, you scared me to death! If you die, you will die. You are talking about how important you are. If you hang up, won't the sun rise as usual tomorrow?"

Being humiliated to such an extent, as a daughter, Mei Xiaohan really wanted to kill herself with a sword on her neck.Xiao Zhang jumped up like a donkey, grabbed the sword and said: "You are really dead, I am teasing you, my dear lady! Why don't you just deliver food? I'll go, can't I go?"

Reluctantly, Xiao Zhang wandered to Shuangyu's gate with a rice basket in his hand. Before he stopped, the lazy meat on his body was already slumped on the steps, and he shouted carelessly: "Princess Shuangyu, I am Xiao Zhang. I heard that you The bird died, so I came here to mourn! Alas, a malevolent star fell from the sky and took away the princess's love. God and man are both angry! However, the bird dies and cannot be reborn, so the princess should be sad and obedient! Oh, no, this dead bird is dead, It’s still uneasy, causing its owner to work hard, it’s too fucking useless, just wait, I’ll go dig it out, burn it to ashes, and vent my anger on you!”

Chiyo, the door opened, Shuangyu glared at Xiao Zhang who hadn't gotten up from the ground, and said, "Are you here to comfort me or to anger me?"

"I'm here to vent your anger on you! Do you like to eat it roasted or stewed?" Xiao Zhang asked with a shy face.

snort!Shuangyu turned around and went back into the house.Xiao Zhang hurriedly followed in, and set out the exquisite meal with his own hands. Unexpectedly, he drooled shamelessly and almost dripped into the dish. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and wiped it on his cheeks. Not only was there no embarrassment in his eyes, but he also shamelessly threatened: "Princess, do you want to eat it? If you don't eat it, why don't you give it to me? Save it from wasting!" Then he started to grab it.

"Who says I won't eat it!" Shuangyu stopped Xiao Zhang, picked up the chopsticks, looked at his dog looking at the bone, and ate complacently, but finally couldn't bear it, picked up the vegetables and handed them to Xiao Zhang.

Xiao Zhang almost bit off half of the chopsticks in one bite, and said while chewing: "I am a very polite person, and I have always been rewarded for nothing. Since I have eaten your food, I must not eat it for nothing. I will teach you Get something! The emperor's scouts, that is, people who specialize in inquiring about news, in order to ensure that the news will not be leaked, they have invented various methods of keeping secrets. One of the simpler ones is to write the news backwards. Now I will give you I have a question, try to translate the news and let me see. A scout made great contributions and was appointed an official position by the emperor. Later, this scout was accused of corruption. In order to calm the situation, he asked for advice like his former leader , the leader wrote him four words: offering food to the school. The meaning was to ask him to give gifts to the imperial envoy who checked him, but due to his previous habits, he actually translated these four words as a secret language, and the emperor listened Said, cut him off with one knife!"

"Ah?!" Shuangyu's eyes widened. "why?"

Xiao Zhang babbled: "Why are you so stupid? Just try what I taught you and you'll know!"

Shuangyu scratched her head: "Offering food to the school, then in turn it should be: school... palm... food... offering! (Xiao Zhang Xianggong)"

"Hey!" Xiao Zhang agreed simply, but immediately said hypocritically: "We just met each other not long ago, so don't call us so close, it's not good for others to hear!"

After reacting, Shuangyu lowered her head with a flushed face, and scolded, "Shameless!"