[Hokage] Senju Tobirama is mitotic

At the beginning of the new year, the eldest son of Senshou Zhujian was born, named Qianshou Baisui.

Qianshou Yingjian's interest was completely attracted by this newborn little nephew. He has been squatting in front of his little nephew's cradle for a week except for mission time, tilting his head to look at the baby lying on the small bed with snot bubbles. little nephew.

He thought about how this little baby appeared for a week, but he became more and more confused, as if it suddenly appeared one day.

What's more, my sister-in-law recently succeeded in losing weight, and her stomach lost weight all of a sudden.

However, the film did not connect the two things together.

He asked his elder brother, but he faltered and said that Mito's sister-in-law was born.

Yingjian was even more confused, he didn't understand the verb '生'.

Was he also born?

Who was born?

Then he went to find his second brother. In his impression, there was nothing the second brother didn't know.

"Nissan, was I born by you?"

Kagema turned his head sideways to find Toboma to answer his questions.

At that time, Bashirama was also there, and he was drinking tea, and all the tea that he hadn't swallowed after hearing this was contributed to Toikama's face opposite him.

Thousands of Hands blankly put on a face that had just been baptized by tea and his brother's saliva,

"No."

"Nissan, can you give me one?"

"I want too."

In the world of Ying Jian, Qian Shou Fei Jian is omnipotent.

Just about to take a sip of tea to suppress his shock, Senju Zhuma once again dedicated the tea in his mouth to his second brother's face,

"...Taijian, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back."

The corner of Qianshou Zhujian's mouth twitched, and it was painful for him to hold back his laughter.

Senshou Zhujian saw that his younger brother's face was very ugly, and he was obviously about to lose his temper.

"Heijian, it suddenly occurred to me that there are still some things that have not been dealt with. I will go to the Hokage Building to work overtime."

He took the Hokage robe and jumped out of the window, and then the two people in the room heard their elder brother's devilish laughter coming from outside the window.

A vein popped out of Qianshou's forehead, and he directly made a seal with one hand and threw it out, the laughter stopped abruptly.

Then Teacher Feijian spent an afternoon popularizing physiological knowledge to Yingjian.

When he finally finished his lecture, he coughed lightly, said "I still have a job" and left instantly, so Yingjian didn't see his second brother's embarrassed expression.

In fact, Yingjian was in a daze.

I just want Nissan to give me a baby. Why does he tell me so many things that have nothing to do with me and can't understand at all_(:3」∠)_

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Senju Zhuma completely took this incident as a joke to his friend Uchiha Madara, and he laughed out of breath before he finished speaking.

"Madara, you didn't see Tomona's expression...hahaha..."

Uchiha Madara looked indifferent, and he was keenly aware of something else than wanting to laugh.

"Anyway, Yingjian is already an adult, doesn't he know these things?"

Madara is a little puzzled. Although Kagema does sometimes give people a feeling of ignorance and indifference, it doesn't mean that they don't even have these basic cognitions. After all, they are already adults.

"Uh……"

Qianshou Zhujian's smile was stuck, and he couldn't fill it up in one breath, almost choking.

How Yingjian was born, Feijian only told him at that time, and asked him not to tell others.If this information leaks out, I am afraid that Yingjian will be targeted by other forces, conduct research and even mass-produce it as a killing machine.

In order to avoid these things, Qianshou Feijian not only destroyed the relevant research notes in his laboratory, but also strictly forbade his elder brother to tell others this secret.

"It's really strange, Ying Jian always walks in the shadows, as if he is afraid of the sun..."

In fact, there are too many things wrong with Kagema, and Madara didn't list them all.

Madara tactfully asked Senju Hashirama about Kagema. In fact, he wanted to ask Kagema if he had autism or something, but he still took care of Hashirama's feelings, and didn't ask bluntly, "You Brother is not mentally ill'.

Tobima said that he can't tell others, but Madara is no one else, he is my best friend.

Moreover, it was agreed to protect the village together, Madara is trustworthy.

Besides, Madara seemed to have sensed something was wrong anyway.

So Senju Bashima told Madara everything in detail.

Finally, he concluded,

"Although Yingjian seems to be eighteen or nineteen years old, in fact he was only born for a little over five years. From a human point of view, he is still a child."

Madara listened to the whole process with no expression on his face. In fact, his inner world has been wiped out by WTF.

At the beginning, I really just wanted to know if Yingjian was abnormal compared to normal people, please don’t throw such a large amount of information on my face all at once, okay==