Cultivating immortals is worse than engaging in foundations [System]

"Who exactly are you?"

Little Lu Miannian had already crawled out from under the bed, brushed the dust off his body, and stood proudly in front of the bed, looking like two different people from the current Lu Miannian.

"Guess?" Su Gui pressed the corners of his lips, raised his eyebrows slightly, and slowly approached him, "Who do you say I am?"

"You can be whoever you are, don't use his face." Xiao Lu Miannian looked cold, walked over him to the table, took the scroll and held it in his hand cherishingly, looked at it quietly with lowered eyes, his expression A little lonely.

"you?"

Su Gui came back to his senses, and looked towards the stairs, and sure enough, he saw Da Lu Miannian standing there, with doubtful eyes, looking at Su Gui inquiringly.

Su Gui spread his hands, "You drew it."

Lu Miannian frowned, "A painting is a painting, and a person is a person."

But you drew it with a magic pen!Su Gui sighed quietly, and said solemnly: "You don't know something, it's because your painting skills have reached perfection, so you can break the barrier between Yin and Yang and realize the summoning in this world. You think what you are painting is a painting, but in fact he is—a summoning Array!"

"Ok?"

Lu Miannian's brows twitched, and little Lu Miannian was even more merciless, and said coldly, "It's nonsense!"

Lu Miannian gave him a disapproving look, then turned to Su Gui and said, "Anyway, burning the painting will surely solve the problem."

Su Gui turned his head away, only feeling that he was possessed by Sister Lin for a moment, and said bitterly, "Destroy the corpse? No need, wouldn't it be better for the two of us to serve you together?"

"Blessings of Qi people!"

snort!Let you have a chrysanthemum on the left and a black hole on the right, and your kidneys will be overdrawn at a young age!Three steps, one breath, five steps, one sway, there is no penis but ammunition and food are exhausted, one penis can't be sold out, and since then I can't lift my head in front of my wife!

Su Gui scolded such a long string in his heart, suddenly felt a bad breath, raised his chin refreshedly and looked at Lu Miannian, not guilty at all!

Lu Miannian said, "I only want you."

"Oh~ that's right, thank you!" Su Gui snorted, taking advantage of his adult status to snatch the scroll from Xiao Lu Miannian's hand, and knocked it into his hand one by one.

The frequency of little Lu Miannian and that "Su Gui" knocking along with him also jumped up and down, and "Su Gui" would giggle heartlessly, and little Lu Miannian was really ashamed and angry.

"You!!" Xiao Lu Miannian hiccupped word by word, threatening, "No! Yes! Touch! Then! Roll! Draw! No! Of course! I! Definitely! No! Let it go! You! Hiccup !"

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Su Gui couldn't help but smile from ear to ear, "What? Don't let my brother go?"

"No! Let it go! Pass it! You! Hiccup!"

"Okay, okay, as long as you are happy." Su Gui raised his hand on top of his head, so that little Lu Miannian had to hit him like a brick, and said with a smile: "Jump more, you can grow taller like this." !"

"you!!"

Little Lu Miannian saw that he had a bad taste, and shut up angrily, and stopped talking to him, and Su Gui couldn't tease him for a long time, so he had no choice but to put his hands away in an embarrassing manner and stop torturing him.

Little Lu Miannian glared at him, and ran downstairs, "Su Gui" looked around, and felt that this place was not suitable for staying for a long time, so he chased little Lu Miannian down with his buttocks twisting.

Upstairs, only Su Gui and Lu Miannian were left looking at each other. Su Gui grabbed the little spicy chicken and kneaded it. He looked left and right, but he didn't look at Lu Miannian.Lu Miannian walked up to him and stood still, helplessly said, "How did I provoke you?"

"You don't know?" Su Gui pouted, "Where's your conscience? Doesn't your conscience hurt!"

"Nope."

Su Gui immediately bared his teeth, winked his eyes and stared at him fiercely, Lu Miannian stretched out his hands to flatten his brows, and sighed, "I don't even know what you are mad at me for."

Su Gui groaned and said nothing, if he said that he was unhappy that Lu Miannian regarded him as his master's substitute, wouldn't it appear that he cared about Lu Miannian?

Su Gui secretly clenched his fists: Lu Miannian must not be complacent! !

Lu Miannian smiled helplessly, raised his chin and kissed him, Su Gui immediately retreated firmly, Lu Miannian followed, the two of them retreated all the way, Su Gui's waist was pressed against the window sill, and they could no longer retreat. Lu Miannian hugged her slender waist and held her in her arms.

Lu Miannian said, "Good boy."

Then he lowered his head, stretched out his tongue to lick his lips, and slid it in along the crack of his lips. Su Gui whimpered, and soon he could only squint his eyes and gasp for breath.

Oh hoo~ Yes, it's a little comfortable... Bah!It's all a dirty trick from where!It's really a downturn in the world, and people's hearts are not old!

Little Spicy Chicken: "Ah-ah chirp!"

"Ahhhhhhh-"

Lu Miannian let go of Su Gui, still hugged his waist with both hands, and looked down from the window with misty eyes, and it was Kong Ming again, who went back for some unknown reason, and was dumbfounded at little Lu Miannian.

"Master, Master! You, you...how, how..." He stretched out his hand to hold little Lu Miannian behind him to protect him, his eyes scanned the front of the courtyard several times vigilantly, and finally landed on "Su Gui" body.

Kong Ming gradually opened his mouth wide, his chest fluctuated, and he half-raised his right hand, pointing at "Su Gui" tremblingly, and suddenly cried: "Su Gui...you! So you are the big devil who harvests yang and mends yang?!"

The real Su Gui and Lu Miannian in the attic: "..."

The two looked at each other, and Su Gui immediately said: "Look at the stupid apprentice you have taught!" Anyway, it must not be the black one who is close to ink!

Lu Miannian glanced at Kong Ming indiscriminately, and said, "Let's go down."

Su Gui responded, and walked down the stairs lightly to the back of Kong Ming, slipping his cold hands along his collar.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Kong Ming told him that his hairs turned cold from fright, and he jumped up screaming and screaming. He turned around in horror, but it was Su Gui's smiling face. Before he could get angry, he saw Lu Miannian again, who was still the one he was most familiar with. His indifferent and noble appearance.

"Ok?"

Kong Ming blinked, turned his head to look at little Lu Miannian standing over there, "um..." he turned back to look at big Lu Miannian, "hmm?" then turned back to look at little Lu Miannian, "hmm..." Looking back at Da Lu Miannian, "Oh?" Then looking back at Xiao Lu Miannian, "Oh..."

Su Gui was amused, and joined in the fun, "Huh? Ah... baa? Baa..."

Kong Ming slapped his head, "I thought of it!"

Su Gui blinked, and looked at him with a half-smile, "What did you think of, huh? My eldest son."

"He must have been born by you, right!" Kong Ming was so excited that his voice was trembling, "I never imagined that a man can also have a child, and he recovers so quickly! Look at my little brother, who is carved out of the same mold as my master! "

"Ah!" Kong Ming sighed and shook his head, his eyes were vicissitudes, "It's really like an arrow, the sun and the moon are flying, and the juniors have grown up in just a blink of an eye..."

The newly released "Family of Three" with a single dog gave him complicated eyes, Su Gui still had a little companionship for him in his heart, and changed the subject for him, "Why did you come back? What's up?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Kong Ming patted his head. "I almost forgot if you didn't tell me. That's it. The candidates for the sword test meeting have been determined. Here is the list. Master, please have a look."

"Who's there?" Su Gui followed suit, "Leading the team, Elder Chen Zhiqing, uh... I don't know each other. The sword-testing disciples are—Chen Weiyong, Qiao Yunxi, me, Qing Jian, Chi Xing, Shen Curtain, and Endless South Wind , Yin Luo, Xiao Chun, Lian Zhao."

"I'm not familiar with you." Su Gui rubbed his chin, and continued to read: "Accompany, Kong Ming, Xue Wenju. Oh yo yo, not bad?"

Kong Ming curled his lips, "It's not bad, I'm desperate even thinking about it. Master, when are we going to leave?"

"The day after tomorrow."

"In such a hurry?" Su Gui turned around a few times anxiously, "I don't know if I can finish packing my luggage!"

Kong Zhinan Ming didn't know, "How long will it take to pack?" Su Gui glared at him, "Are you stupid? I don't want to pack!"

"Just go back and forth for a few days, and just take two pieces at random?"

"You have to match it! You have to change it frequently! You have to feel fresh every day! Do you know the feeling of freshness?!" Su Gui stared at him with hatred, and said, "You see, you are so careless, so it's no wonder Xue Wenju would read on you!"

"Ah?" Kong Ming was confused by his logic for a while, shook his head and continued the topic, "Then you were not very fast when you went up the mountain with me?"

Su Gui covered his lips and laughed awkwardly, "Because there was no clothes to choose at the time?" He fanned the wind with his hands, "I'll clean it up, and then I'll tell you what it means not to fight~ but to surrender!"

The two days passed in a flash, and Su Gui was really well dressed, as if he was participating in a beauty contest rather than a sword test.

"Niannian, look at how coquettish he is, he doesn't look like a good family~"

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"Hmph, so he's a rabbit master, he's really far from my master." Xiao Lu Miannian snorted coldly, and wiped his sword vigorously.

So why did these two guys come together!

He asked for it himself.Su Gui blinked, was discouraged all of a sudden, turned around angrily and separated Kong Ming and Xue Wenju, dragged Kong Ming out of the cabin, and said sullenly, "How long will it be?"

"About a day, thanks to the flying magic weapon we are riding on. I heard that there was no such magic weapon in ancient times. The disciples of each sect rode there on their own. It would take half a month at least." Kong Ming shook his head, "Xuanhu Valley is here. On the overseas fairy mountains, far away from the mainland, there is no way to climb up without some cultivation, but now the multiplier is much more convenient."

Su Gui became a little interested, "Is the overseas fairy mountain Penglai? This Xuanhu Valley is a medical school, can it cure all diseases?"

"Yes! There is no injury in the world that they cannot cure!"

"What about impotence, premature ejaculation, kidney deficiency, anal fissure?" Su Gui was immediately in high spirits!

"..." Kong Ming stared at him without speaking, his face was very complicated.Su Gui scratched his head and said with a sneer, "I'm not curious! Then I'll ask them when I get there."

Kong Ming opened his eyes wide and said in surprise, "Ask me yourself? Are you a monk? The Xuanhu Valley was wiped out thousands of years ago!"

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