Cultivating immortals is worse than engaging in foundations [System]

Who would have thought that Kong Ming's place is not peaceful, he just came out of the wolf's lair and entered the tiger's lair, just escaped from two childish ghosts, and had to accept the words of self-media actor Xue Wenju.

"Ah! Xiao Ming... my Xiao Ming! Alas——what a trick, you and I are clearly in love with each other, but now we have to separate the two ends!"

Kong Ming rolled his eyes, "Who is in love with you—hey, Su Gui! Mistress!"

He ran behind Su Gui, hugging Su Gui's shoulder in a very small way, "Look at him, he's willing to give up the bet if he agreed!" He said in a very aggrieved tone.

Su Gui glanced at him with a half-smile, raised his eyebrows and said to Xue Wenju: "Hey, I said, should you fulfill the agreement? Let me think about it, besides not messing with Kong Ming anymore, there is one more thing - eat sesame cakes? A lot? Eat to spit?"

Xue Wenju's face turned green on the spot, "Don't bully others too much!"

Su Gui said innocently: "What's the matter with me, isn't this what we agreed on earlier? Ah, don't you want to break the contract? Tsk..." Xue Wenju was so excited by him, he said angrily, "That's not it!"

He gritted his teeth bitterly, flipped the hem of his robe and sat down on the stool, and said solemnly: "Come on!"

Su Gui was surprised and said: "Do you really want to eat?"

Xue Wenju sneered and said, "I'd like to gamble and admit defeat." That's what he said, but there was still a trace of anticipation in his eyes involuntarily, "Can I really not eat?"

Su Gui asked him back: "What do you think?"

Xue Wenju gritted his teeth and said, "I will eat it! But if I eat this, I will still be with Kong Ming!"

Su Gui smacked his lips, "I said Xiao Xue, you don't have much room for bargaining, you already agreed on two conditions, didn't you?"

Xue Wenju clenched his fists in hatred, several veins popped out of his neck, his skin was flushed, and he said depressingly, "I can eat sesame cakes, but...if I want to stay away from Kong Ming, I can't do it."

Su Gui raised his eyes, making him a little bewildered by this sudden confession, and turned his head to look at Kong Ming.Although Kong Ming didn't like him—in fact, Xue Wenju's attitude and behavior really made people uncomfortable.But it's hard to be indifferent to being liked by someone like this.

Therefore, Kong Ming's face is also full of confusion now, he hates him, but also feels pity and shame, always feels that his side is too unreasonable, and he has failed him.

Su Gui was most afraid of getting involved in these love affairs, so he scratched his head a little irritably, and said simply: "Let me tell you the truth, we didn't have so many sesame cakes for you to eat, As for Li—hey! What did you do? As for leaving Kong Ming, tsk..."

Xue Wenju suddenly raised his face to look at him.

Su Gui immediately became more stressed, and almost scratched his dandruff out of the stage. June Feixue said, "I'm probably a little bit touched by your thoughts about our Xiao Ming, but your attitude and behavior, It makes people feel...unsure, understand?"

Xue Wenju said, "Is there something wrong with what I did?"

Su Gui immediately stared at him with big eyes: "What's wrong, what's wrong?! You don't really think that what you did is very good and correct, do you?"

Xue Wenju was finally able to face innocently for once, "Isn't it?"

Su Gui said frantically: "What a fart! I...Xiao Ming, Ming'er, come and tell him."

Kong Ming was pushed up by him with a bewildered expression, completely exposed to Xue Wenju's anticipation, aggrieved, and even a hint of lustful gaze, and suddenly he felt a little uncomfortable, he hesitated and said: "Er... , This...it's you, your too, too that, anyway...anyway, it's not good! No!"

Xue Wenju lowered his head and said desolately: "Is that so? But that's how my father married my mother."

"No way?" Su Gui and Kong Ming looked at each other, if they were rogues, they would be able to marry a wife, how could there be so many single dogs in the world!

"You don't believe me?" Xue Wenju obviously admired the love experience of his father's generation, and immediately got up to speak the truth, "My father also fell in love with my mother at first sight, but my mother didn't like him at all, so my father made a plan to please him first. My mother's best friends, tell them to speak up for my father."

Su Gui interrupted: "So you shouldn't please me?"

Xue Wenju said angrily: "Shameless! You are clearly a rival in love!"

Kong Ming was taken aback, and hurriedly looked left and right to see if Lu Miannian was not there. Then he breathed a sigh of relief, and said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense! This is my wife!"

Xue Wenju asked suspiciously, "Master?"

Su Gui stared, fearing that Xue Wenju would realize that he had been tricked by Lu Miannian and him, so he hurriedly said, "Keep talking about your father and mother!"

Xue Wenju looked at him suspiciously, and continued: "Then contacted and teased my mother from all sides, and finally secretly let my mother go into danger to save the beauty, so there was me."

Su Gui: "...this logical relationship, may I ask what this dangerous situation is?"

"Reminder. Love Fragrance!" Xue Wenju clenched his fists, his eyes longing, "Let's hire a flower picker first, burn the reminder. Love Incense, and after the reminder. Love Fragrance, my father will defeat him. ——Ah, if Xiao Ming and I can..."

"Okay you shut up."

The veins on Kong Ming's forehead twitched, and he slapped him on the mouth. He just felt that he couldn't bear to feel guilty for this kind of guy just now. His heart was covered with lard, and his brain was covered with mud. This person is completely to blame!

He turned to Su Gui angrily and said, "Let's ignore him! By the way, why are you looking for me?"

Su Gui let out an "ah" and said, "I almost forgot, I asked you to come and eat at my place."

Kong Ming's eyes lit up immediately, and he said in surprise, "Good!"

The two came to Su Gui's courtyard crowded side by side. They were chatting and laughing when they suddenly felt a dark wind blowing on their face. They raised their eyes nervously. Good guy, two giant Buddhas are looking at them suspiciously there!

Su Gui said decisively: "I'll cook!"

Kong Ming, who was betrayed by his teammates, stood there with trembling legs, stuttering like a quail, "I... that... I... Su Gui and I, no, Mrs. , is innocent!"

Lu Miannian said coldly, "I know it as a teacher."

If you really know, don't stare at me with such terrifying eyes every day!Kong Ming dared not to speak out, so he agreed aggrievedly, and heard Chang An say: "Let me ask you, did Su Gui ever say when we were together——Which one is more annoying, Lu Miannian or I?" he likes?"

Kong Ming frowned, and said embarrassingly, "This...it never happened."

Chang An suddenly turned cold, "It seems that you are not very good friends, then..."

"Ah, I remembered, I remembered! Su Gui...well, he said it, he said it, haha..." Kong Ming tried his best to maintain a smile. Fortunately, he reacted quickly, otherwise he might be caught. Silence!

"Really?" Chang An looked at him with raised eyebrows.

"Of, of course! How dare I lie to you, senior?" Kong Ming laughed along, wishing to drag Su Gui out and beat him to death, but his mind was spinning fast, and he said foolishly: "Guier, he has been with me all the time." Said, senior is handsome, kind-hearted, proud but not overbearing, strong in strength, I have always admired senior!"

Chang An immediately beamed with joy, patted his arm, and said, "You're not bad." By the way, he gave Lu Miannian a provocative look, and sneered coolly, "Our family, Su Gui, is fine with everything, but it's too clingy to me! You admire me so much! It’s really worrying, isn’t it, Sect Master Lu?”

Lu Miannian glanced at Kong Ming lightly with cold eyes, Kong Ming broke out in a cold sweat immediately, and thought something was wrong in his heart, you must know that Lu Miannian didn't like him very much at first, but now he flattered Chang An again, if If it is not handled well, I am afraid that the friendship between master and apprentice will be wiped out in minutes!

He thought about it for a while, and said falteringly: "It's all about Shizun, Mistress, she didn't say too much... because... because every time we mentioned Shizun, he always blushed, Then I stopped talking, maybe this is... love is hard to express?"

Lu Miannian loves to hear these words, and his brows that have always been ice and snow relaxed. He gave him a rare and pleasant look, and said softly: "Although you failed in the Zongmen small competition this time, you will pass the sword test." At that time, the teacher will take you there, and you should go and observe it."

Kong Ming said in surprise, "Thank you, Master!"

Lu Miannian said, "Thank you for what I do? Thank you, Master."

Kong Ming: "..."

It's a pity that he coaxed Lu Miannian well, but Chang'an was not happy again. There are big Buddhas on both sides, and they are all big bosses who can decide his life and death with a raise of his hand. He can't afford to offend anyone. Kong Ming is thinking about how to remedy it. It happened that Su Gui came out with food.

As if he had received an amnesty, he rushed towards Su Gui, hugged Su Gui's thigh tightly and did not let go. Su Gui quickly raised the plate to avoid spilling it, and glared at him, "Why are you crazy?"

Kong Ming stood up and wiped his face, "No, I just suddenly felt that you look like Zunbaoxiang Bodhisattva, so I couldn't resist coming to pay my respects."

Su Gui: "..."

When Su Gui came over, the two of them restrained themselves for the time being. Regardless of all kinds of conflicts, it seemed that it was barely a peaceful and harmonious dinner.

Kong Ming is a low-level salted fish with no human rights. Naturally, he was shot innocently every time.

Su Gui didn't think about it so much. After feeding the little spicy chicken, he started to order to chase away the guests, "The meal is over, you should go? I have to prepare for tomorrow's Zongmen Xiaobi!"

Lu Miannian and Chang An immediately said in unison: "I'll teach you!"

"No need!" Su Gui ruthlessly rejected the two high-level monks who were good teachers, "You go out, and you, Chang Xiaoan, anyway, you have been exposed now, so you might as well go out and live."

Hearing this, Chang An hurriedly said pitifully: "Don't...I'll accept the bed..."

Su Gui smiled: "It's okay, let's change beds later."

He shoved both toddlers out without a doubt, soaked the dishes in the sink, and went back to bed in a good mood.

Finally solved two serious problems!It would be best for them to fall in love, kill each other, get married and get together!

The little spicy chicken suddenly panicked, "Then who will satisfy you?!"

Su Gui: "...I am self-reliant. You shut up, or I may beat you to death."

The little spicy chicken quickly covered her mouth with her wings, but she was very worried in her heart. It was obviously the right script, but why did it perform in a completely different direction!

This unscientific! !

The author has something to say:

In fact, I digress_(:з」∠) I am a cultivator of immortals, but I am so enchanted!Fall in love with voice codeword OVO from today

And sorry sorry sorry!Hit me casually!