Cultivating immortals is worse than engaging in foundations [System]
Chapter 12 Old Daoist
Crazy sell crazy!
Instant noodles are all the rage!
In the past two days, Su Gui has been able to wake up laughing several times from his dreams. For the first time, he experienced the wonderful feeling of getting rich overnight.
This is the happiness that wealth brings!
Su Gui hummed a little song and walked briskly into the house. He is now a chicken dog who ascended to heaven alone, and even the face of the Taoist with a strange face was fattened by him, making it look like a big-headed son on top of his thin body. It made Su Gui couldn't help laughing every time he saw him.
The relationship between the two of them was also unprecedentedly harmonious - the result was that the strange-faced Taoist began to take pride in his favor. Although he didn't go to the house to reveal the tile, it made Su Gui even more angry.
"You said this?"
The strange-faced Taoist shook the book in his hand, raised his eyebrows, and said briskly: "Your writing is not bad, it's quite interesting."
He turned over twice, then suddenly stretched out his index finger, suddenly smiled and said, "You really like that boy, don't you? Even the name is the same."
He looked at Su Gui's face showing a faint look of sullenness, and felt that it was rare to be kind. He patted him on the shoulder to comfort Su Gui and said, "Don't be discouraged, the last time he came to see this, the expression on his face was quite interesting, aren't you no chance."
Su Gui's eyes widened immediately, and he shouted angrily, "What did you say!"
The strange-faced Taoist tilted his head to look at him in confusion.
Su Gui pointed at him with trembling fingers, "He, Lu Miannian...has he seen this?"
The strange-faced Taoist nodded almost delicately.
Su Gui exploded immediately.It doesn't matter anything else, but it's this book!Su Gui snatched the book that the strange-faced Taoist was holding, and flipped through the pages with shaking hands.
[With a smile on the corner of Su Guizheng's mouth, he gently stroked Lu Miannian's head, and said slowly: "You evil disciple, aren't you just ready to be pampered by the teacher and pity you?"]
[Lü Miannian knelt down in front of him, tightly grasping the hem of his robe with both hands, trying to look directly at him, his dark eyes seemed to be burning with a red light.
"Master, I am pleased with you."]
["Master, can you please give it to me?"
The eldest disciple, who had grown into a tall and straight youth, put both hands on his head, covering his whole body in his own shadow, and then slowly bent down.
"Um..."
The groan dissipated between the lips and teeth. ]
That's right...there are cars in this book...there are cars!Su Gui covered his face, and couldn't imagine how Lu Miannian would react when he saw the ultra-luxury motorcade named after him in the book.
Now he can be regarded as knowing why Lu Miannian indulged him - it was because he was afraid that he would take the opportunity to entangle him!
Su Gui was full of grief and anger and had nowhere to vent, and slowly turned around to look at the strange-faced Taoist.The strange-faced Taoist didn't think he was wrong, and looked back coldly with his chin up.
"Why? Want to ask me to ask the teacher for your crime?"
"No, let me ask you, how did he see this? I obviously hid it!"
"I dug it out." The strange-faced Taoist snorted, "Who knew he would suddenly come in and blame me?"
He rolled his eyes, as if thinking of something interesting, he narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled narrowly, "I never thought you would be so wild."
Su Gui couldn't help but took a deep breath, his facial features were a little distorted, and he said angrily, "Shut up!"
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up." The strange-faced Taoist bowed his hands to beg for mercy, and then covered his heart and said: "Oh, what you said made my heart ache."
He was still smiling at first, but then he got into the scene, scratching his head in pain, which startled Su Gui.
"Hey, are you serious?"
Su Gui also kept muttering in his heart: Is the strange-faced Taoist still an acting emperor?I have never seen him show his talent in this area before.He cautiously reached out to touch the strange-faced Taoist's shoulder, and said in his mouth, "Stop pretending."
"Pretend what?"
The strange-faced Taoist straightened up, his voice was inexplicably deep.
Su Gui breathed a sigh of relief, and then said angrily: "You scared me to death! Don't think that I will let you go!"
The strange-faced Taoist's complexion suddenly darkened, and he suppressed his anger and said in a hateful voice: "Call this little bastard out again." With force in his hand, he crushed the edge of the table that he had just pressed down to pieces!
Su Gui's intuition was wrong, so he took two steps back cautiously, stared at him defensively, and said cautiously: "Senior?"
The Taoist with a strange face looked up at him, managed to suppress his anger, and said with a smirk: "You don't have to be afraid, the old man is the first person you met that day."
Although this person still had the same face and withered body, his tone and demeanor were completely different from before.The strange-faced Taoist with him was probably just a young man, with raised eyebrows and eyes, slightly crooked lips, straight waist, and slightly raised chin, showing a very stubborn and domineering appearance.
But the strange-faced Taoist in front of him is an old man with a stooped back and gloomy eyes. Although his behavior and words are very gentle and polite, it makes people feel a little creepy for no reason.
Su Gui straightened his back and said with a sneer, "So it's senior." He touched his belly button and asked tentatively, "Senior, what's going on?"
The old monster looked at his hand touching his navel, and said, "Why do you always like to touch that place, little friend?"
Cold sweat immediately oozes from Su Gui's forehead. He slightly raised his back, pretended to have abdominal pain, and forced a smile at the old Taoist: "Fetal movement... It's just a stomach problem, an old problem."
The old Taoist's face showed an unbearable grief again, he stretched out his hand to wipe away the muddy tears in his eyes, and said in his mouth: "My little friend is laughing at me again. My son also has this disease, and this old man suddenly misses him again."
He bent over the table, propped his hands on the table, and said bitterly: "Damn it, if it wasn't for this little bastard! My Zishan... my Zishan should have the best in the world..."
The old Taoist's eyes were gloomy, revealing a murderous intent, the veins in his clenched hands burst out, his voice was deep and slow, so hoarse that it was almost breathless.
"Damn him!"
Su Gui was frightened by the awe-inspiring murderous intent, resisted the desire to flee through the door, secretly clenched his fists, and pretended to be curious: "What's going on here? Senior, would you like to talk about it?"
Thinking of Lao Dao's son also having fetal movement, bah, stomach trouble, Su Gui quickly covered his belly button, hoping to call out a little bit of Lao Dao's charity.
The old Taoist looked at him, his eyes softened a little, and motioned for him to come and sit down.Su Gui walked over shaking his legs, swallowed his saliva, and painfully confessed his last words to the little spicy chicken.
"Chicken, if I die unfortunately, you must live well... Tell Lu Miannian that I am his father and let him avenge me..."
Su Gui sat down slowly, looked at the old man with curious and innocent eyes, and saw the murderous intent in his eyes, and suddenly trembled again.
"There is also him, the little monster face. You remember to ask him to kowtow twice in front of my grave and call him daddy. I will bless him in the year of the rooster..."
The little spicy chicken cried and said: "The little spicy chicken will never live alone! The little spicy chicken will live and die with the host!"
One person and one chicken huddled together in their minds, crying until the sky was dark.Fortunately, the old man didn't know about his mental activities, so he didn't slap the two to death, but slowly recalled them.
"Zishan has been in poor health since he was a child. I grew up with a son and spoiled him. I couldn't bear to stop him from going out to play, but I didn't expect that something would happen."
The old Taoist raised his hand to touch Su Gui's face, "Zishan is just like you, he is good-looking. He is so obedient, he is the best at making me happy."
Su Gui's hairs stood on end after being touched by him, and he didn't dare to dodge, so he could only reluctantly say: "If that's the case, then he's great..."
The old Taoist sighed, "Isn't it? Anyone who has met Zishan, who doesn't like him? But that little bastard, how can he bear it! How can he bear it!"
Su Gui said: "So why would he..."
The old man gave him a sad look, and said: "He doesn't know how to praise himself, but he wants to harm my Zishan!"
Hearing his words "I don't know how to compliment", Su Gui felt a chill in his neck, and he didn't dare to ask any more questions. He quickly stood up and said, "Senior, are you hungry? I'll get you some food."
He left the old man's sight, hurriedly hid in the kitchen and closed the door and window, wiped his face with his sleeve vigorously, and cried, "I actually started to miss my little son... Who are these people, it's so perverted. Ah! Scared me to death!"
The little spicy chicken nodded with embarrassment, "The little spicy chicken is also chirping! Terrible! Changed!"
Su Gui shook his hands and threw a bag of instant noodles into the pot, gritted his teeth and said, "We must let him go back quickly! But what should we do?"
The little spicy chicken said: "Look for Lu Juju! Let him accept this evildoer!"
Su Gui said: "Don't call him Ju Ju."
The little spicy chicken is as good as others, "Lu is thick and long."
Su Gui: "..."
But right now, apart from Lu Miannian, he really doesn't know who can accept this demon way.It's just...he's a little embarrassed to find Lu Miannian now!
Su Gui thought about the luxury motorcade in his book, and covered his face in shame and indignation.
"Gududu..."
The pot was boiled, Su Gui hurriedly turned off the fire to fill it up, waited for the old man to finish eating in fear, he excused himself to wash the dishes, and he was truly relieved.
He washed the dishes and put them away, took a look into the back room, and sneaked out of the courtyard.As soon as the courtyard door was opened, a wailing large-scale figure rushed towards him.
The large-scale figure looked at him with tears in his eyes, and shouted out of nowhere: "Su...uh!"
Su Guisheng was afraid that the old man would find out, so he insisted on covering his mouth and took him away for several feet, then let him go, saying: "Okay, let's talk."
Kong Ming was in a daze for a while, then suddenly hugged his thigh, and said aggrievedly: "Su Gui... Teacher Niang...you have to help me!"
Su Gui asked curiously: "What's going on? What can I help you with?"
Kong Ming was sobbing non-stop, his face flushed slightly, but he said in horror: "That person..."
"That person is coming back!"
The author has something to say:
Finally updated before the end of today!I did not break my promise!Crying and touching tears qaq
Can you guess who this person is?No difficulty, send red envelopes!Hahahaha hiccup, I can give out red envelopes now, it's so cool!
Instant noodles are all the rage!
In the past two days, Su Gui has been able to wake up laughing several times from his dreams. For the first time, he experienced the wonderful feeling of getting rich overnight.
This is the happiness that wealth brings!
Su Gui hummed a little song and walked briskly into the house. He is now a chicken dog who ascended to heaven alone, and even the face of the Taoist with a strange face was fattened by him, making it look like a big-headed son on top of his thin body. It made Su Gui couldn't help laughing every time he saw him.
The relationship between the two of them was also unprecedentedly harmonious - the result was that the strange-faced Taoist began to take pride in his favor. Although he didn't go to the house to reveal the tile, it made Su Gui even more angry.
"You said this?"
The strange-faced Taoist shook the book in his hand, raised his eyebrows, and said briskly: "Your writing is not bad, it's quite interesting."
He turned over twice, then suddenly stretched out his index finger, suddenly smiled and said, "You really like that boy, don't you? Even the name is the same."
He looked at Su Gui's face showing a faint look of sullenness, and felt that it was rare to be kind. He patted him on the shoulder to comfort Su Gui and said, "Don't be discouraged, the last time he came to see this, the expression on his face was quite interesting, aren't you no chance."
Su Gui's eyes widened immediately, and he shouted angrily, "What did you say!"
The strange-faced Taoist tilted his head to look at him in confusion.
Su Gui pointed at him with trembling fingers, "He, Lu Miannian...has he seen this?"
The strange-faced Taoist nodded almost delicately.
Su Gui exploded immediately.It doesn't matter anything else, but it's this book!Su Gui snatched the book that the strange-faced Taoist was holding, and flipped through the pages with shaking hands.
[With a smile on the corner of Su Guizheng's mouth, he gently stroked Lu Miannian's head, and said slowly: "You evil disciple, aren't you just ready to be pampered by the teacher and pity you?"]
[Lü Miannian knelt down in front of him, tightly grasping the hem of his robe with both hands, trying to look directly at him, his dark eyes seemed to be burning with a red light.
"Master, I am pleased with you."]
["Master, can you please give it to me?"
The eldest disciple, who had grown into a tall and straight youth, put both hands on his head, covering his whole body in his own shadow, and then slowly bent down.
"Um..."
The groan dissipated between the lips and teeth. ]
That's right...there are cars in this book...there are cars!Su Gui covered his face, and couldn't imagine how Lu Miannian would react when he saw the ultra-luxury motorcade named after him in the book.
Now he can be regarded as knowing why Lu Miannian indulged him - it was because he was afraid that he would take the opportunity to entangle him!
Su Gui was full of grief and anger and had nowhere to vent, and slowly turned around to look at the strange-faced Taoist.The strange-faced Taoist didn't think he was wrong, and looked back coldly with his chin up.
"Why? Want to ask me to ask the teacher for your crime?"
"No, let me ask you, how did he see this? I obviously hid it!"
"I dug it out." The strange-faced Taoist snorted, "Who knew he would suddenly come in and blame me?"
He rolled his eyes, as if thinking of something interesting, he narrowed his eyes slightly and smiled narrowly, "I never thought you would be so wild."
Su Gui couldn't help but took a deep breath, his facial features were a little distorted, and he said angrily, "Shut up!"
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up." The strange-faced Taoist bowed his hands to beg for mercy, and then covered his heart and said: "Oh, what you said made my heart ache."
He was still smiling at first, but then he got into the scene, scratching his head in pain, which startled Su Gui.
"Hey, are you serious?"
Su Gui also kept muttering in his heart: Is the strange-faced Taoist still an acting emperor?I have never seen him show his talent in this area before.He cautiously reached out to touch the strange-faced Taoist's shoulder, and said in his mouth, "Stop pretending."
"Pretend what?"
The strange-faced Taoist straightened up, his voice was inexplicably deep.
Su Gui breathed a sigh of relief, and then said angrily: "You scared me to death! Don't think that I will let you go!"
The strange-faced Taoist's complexion suddenly darkened, and he suppressed his anger and said in a hateful voice: "Call this little bastard out again." With force in his hand, he crushed the edge of the table that he had just pressed down to pieces!
Su Gui's intuition was wrong, so he took two steps back cautiously, stared at him defensively, and said cautiously: "Senior?"
The Taoist with a strange face looked up at him, managed to suppress his anger, and said with a smirk: "You don't have to be afraid, the old man is the first person you met that day."
Although this person still had the same face and withered body, his tone and demeanor were completely different from before.The strange-faced Taoist with him was probably just a young man, with raised eyebrows and eyes, slightly crooked lips, straight waist, and slightly raised chin, showing a very stubborn and domineering appearance.
But the strange-faced Taoist in front of him is an old man with a stooped back and gloomy eyes. Although his behavior and words are very gentle and polite, it makes people feel a little creepy for no reason.
Su Gui straightened his back and said with a sneer, "So it's senior." He touched his belly button and asked tentatively, "Senior, what's going on?"
The old monster looked at his hand touching his navel, and said, "Why do you always like to touch that place, little friend?"
Cold sweat immediately oozes from Su Gui's forehead. He slightly raised his back, pretended to have abdominal pain, and forced a smile at the old Taoist: "Fetal movement... It's just a stomach problem, an old problem."
The old Taoist's face showed an unbearable grief again, he stretched out his hand to wipe away the muddy tears in his eyes, and said in his mouth: "My little friend is laughing at me again. My son also has this disease, and this old man suddenly misses him again."
He bent over the table, propped his hands on the table, and said bitterly: "Damn it, if it wasn't for this little bastard! My Zishan... my Zishan should have the best in the world..."
The old Taoist's eyes were gloomy, revealing a murderous intent, the veins in his clenched hands burst out, his voice was deep and slow, so hoarse that it was almost breathless.
"Damn him!"
Su Gui was frightened by the awe-inspiring murderous intent, resisted the desire to flee through the door, secretly clenched his fists, and pretended to be curious: "What's going on here? Senior, would you like to talk about it?"
Thinking of Lao Dao's son also having fetal movement, bah, stomach trouble, Su Gui quickly covered his belly button, hoping to call out a little bit of Lao Dao's charity.
The old Taoist looked at him, his eyes softened a little, and motioned for him to come and sit down.Su Gui walked over shaking his legs, swallowed his saliva, and painfully confessed his last words to the little spicy chicken.
"Chicken, if I die unfortunately, you must live well... Tell Lu Miannian that I am his father and let him avenge me..."
Su Gui sat down slowly, looked at the old man with curious and innocent eyes, and saw the murderous intent in his eyes, and suddenly trembled again.
"There is also him, the little monster face. You remember to ask him to kowtow twice in front of my grave and call him daddy. I will bless him in the year of the rooster..."
The little spicy chicken cried and said: "The little spicy chicken will never live alone! The little spicy chicken will live and die with the host!"
One person and one chicken huddled together in their minds, crying until the sky was dark.Fortunately, the old man didn't know about his mental activities, so he didn't slap the two to death, but slowly recalled them.
"Zishan has been in poor health since he was a child. I grew up with a son and spoiled him. I couldn't bear to stop him from going out to play, but I didn't expect that something would happen."
The old Taoist raised his hand to touch Su Gui's face, "Zishan is just like you, he is good-looking. He is so obedient, he is the best at making me happy."
Su Gui's hairs stood on end after being touched by him, and he didn't dare to dodge, so he could only reluctantly say: "If that's the case, then he's great..."
The old Taoist sighed, "Isn't it? Anyone who has met Zishan, who doesn't like him? But that little bastard, how can he bear it! How can he bear it!"
Su Gui said: "So why would he..."
The old man gave him a sad look, and said: "He doesn't know how to praise himself, but he wants to harm my Zishan!"
Hearing his words "I don't know how to compliment", Su Gui felt a chill in his neck, and he didn't dare to ask any more questions. He quickly stood up and said, "Senior, are you hungry? I'll get you some food."
He left the old man's sight, hurriedly hid in the kitchen and closed the door and window, wiped his face with his sleeve vigorously, and cried, "I actually started to miss my little son... Who are these people, it's so perverted. Ah! Scared me to death!"
The little spicy chicken nodded with embarrassment, "The little spicy chicken is also chirping! Terrible! Changed!"
Su Gui shook his hands and threw a bag of instant noodles into the pot, gritted his teeth and said, "We must let him go back quickly! But what should we do?"
The little spicy chicken said: "Look for Lu Juju! Let him accept this evildoer!"
Su Gui said: "Don't call him Ju Ju."
The little spicy chicken is as good as others, "Lu is thick and long."
Su Gui: "..."
But right now, apart from Lu Miannian, he really doesn't know who can accept this demon way.It's just...he's a little embarrassed to find Lu Miannian now!
Su Gui thought about the luxury motorcade in his book, and covered his face in shame and indignation.
"Gududu..."
The pot was boiled, Su Gui hurriedly turned off the fire to fill it up, waited for the old man to finish eating in fear, he excused himself to wash the dishes, and he was truly relieved.
He washed the dishes and put them away, took a look into the back room, and sneaked out of the courtyard.As soon as the courtyard door was opened, a wailing large-scale figure rushed towards him.
The large-scale figure looked at him with tears in his eyes, and shouted out of nowhere: "Su...uh!"
Su Guisheng was afraid that the old man would find out, so he insisted on covering his mouth and took him away for several feet, then let him go, saying: "Okay, let's talk."
Kong Ming was in a daze for a while, then suddenly hugged his thigh, and said aggrievedly: "Su Gui... Teacher Niang...you have to help me!"
Su Gui asked curiously: "What's going on? What can I help you with?"
Kong Ming was sobbing non-stop, his face flushed slightly, but he said in horror: "That person..."
"That person is coming back!"
The author has something to say:
Finally updated before the end of today!I did not break my promise!Crying and touching tears qaq
Can you guess who this person is?No difficulty, send red envelopes!Hahahaha hiccup, I can give out red envelopes now, it's so cool!
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