It's hard to be the king of rebirth

Just at this time, the cup giver came, and Zhou Xu poured himself a full cup, taking a sip to ease the awkward atmosphere.

This wine is still extremely strong Huadiao, Zhou Xu's stomach burns after drinking this cup.

In order to divert the topic, Zhou Xu took the initiative to chat with Li Sang about some anecdotes and anecdotes about the world, which were all told by his elder brother Li back then. After all, Li Sang was a young man. I have been walking the rivers and lakes by myself for these years, and I have picked up interesting stories about the people and things I have encountered.The two came and went, and felt that they had a very happy conversation, but before they knew it, it was the ugly time, but they didn't feel sleepy at all.

This Li Sang is none other than Brother Li's nephew.Zhou Xu felt more cordial. At first Li Sang drank and he drank tea, but when he became more interested, he completely forgot about pouring the three cups, and drank along with him.

Because Zhou Xu was wearing a human skin mask, his face didn't turn red after drinking, so Li Sang thought it was just a polite way of saying that he couldn't drink, and didn't stop him.

Seeing that the jar of wine was about to bottom out, Zhou Xu suddenly stared blankly and his mind was in chaos.

"Brother Zhou?" Seeing that his expression was different, Li Sang asked warmly.

Seeing that Zhou Xu didn't speak, he turned around and looked at Li Sang in a daze, his eyes were full of mist, and suddenly he laughed heartlessly, the corners of his eyes were blooming, and suddenly his expression turned sad Tears, the tears went straight to the sleeves, and it looked like he had drunk too much.

Zhou Xu felt that the world around him was floating, the ceiling was floating, the beams of the house were floating, the antique calligraphy and paintings in the house were floating, and so was he himself.

The person in front of me was sitting there as steady as Mount Tai, who is this?Yaoyao's peach and plum blossoms are shining brightly, they are so pretty, this girl is much prettier than the girls in Zuiyinlou, it makes people go crazy, Zhou Xu leaned forward and wanted to take a closer look.

Hey, no, this is not a girl, it seems to be...Xiaolou?Oh~ Xiaolou is here?Seeing Xiaolou, he felt sad, couldn't help but shed tears, but couldn't help hugging 'Xiaolou', and seeing that the other party didn't resist, he hugged him even tighter.Zhou Xu felt inexplicably sad, how could he have unruly feelings for Xiaolou?Wouldn't that be as shameful as King Dog Xian?But at this moment, he is happy again, after all, the 'Xiaolou' is in his arms, so soft and warm.So we cried and laughed.

Zhou Xu looked at the 'Xiaolou' who was in his arms, and saw that his face was slightly flushed with shame, his skin was really soft and radiant, his quality was rosy, and he looked passionately, the fire in his body was ignited immediately.Tianlei was furious, and bit down on the mouth of 'Xiaolou' fiercely.

Just after tasting the soft and sweet taste, Zhou Xu fell to the ground with a sudden bang.

This fall made him not float.He collected himself and looked, that person is not Xiaolou, he is obviously Li Sang...

I felt bad in my heart, but I couldn't pull up any strength, my eyelids were heavy, and the last bit of clarity was suddenly broken.Zhou Xu stood dead on the ground.

When Zhou Xu woke up, it was already afternoon, and he found himself lying on the bed, covered with a quilt.

My head hurts and my throat is about to burst into flames. Where is this place?What exactly...

He secretly thought that something was wrong, the drunk fragments of last night emerged little by little, spliced ​​together piecemeal, Zhou Xu was so ashamed that he couldn't help but slapped himself on the face... to Li It's not a thing for Sang to do such a thing!

"Zhou Xu, you're a bastard! A rogue! You stinky, shameless bastard!" He scolded himself to himself, feeling extremely remorseful.

Zhou Xu barely supported his body and got out of bed, only to see a note under the empty wine jar on the table:

"There is a sudden change at home, let's just say goodbye, there will be a time later—Li Sang"

There are only sixteen characters, the handwriting is vigorous and elegant, and it penetrates the back of the paper.Zhou Xu stared blankly at these sixteen words for 3 minutes, and he could see the flowers.

I will never dare to drink indiscriminately again, Zhou Xu swears.

He didn't return to the palace last night, so he didn't know what they would be worried about.

After simply washing up, drinking a bowl of hangover soup, paying the bill, Zhou Xu hurriedly left Miaomiao Tower and returned home.

It was the girl who came to lead the way, and when she reached the door, the girl took out a brocade box and said, "This is left by the girl who came with you yesterday, so I must deliver it to you personally."

Zhou Xu hurriedly opened the brocade box, and asked the girl, "When did they leave?"

"The young man and the girl left before dawn." The girl replied

Zhou Xu nodded, and saw a piece of blue feather wrapped in a foot of white silk, exuding a faint orchid fragrance, with densely written words on it, to the effect that he thanked Zhou Xu for his rescue. Don't regret that the green hills don't change into green waters and long streams. If you need help in the future, take Biyu to Zhangjiayuan in Huamian Hutong in the suburbs of Beijing, and you will go through fire and water.

The handwriting is elegant and beautiful, flowing like clouds and flowing water.Zhou Xu put away Biyu and sighed, this Miss Mu is very affectionate and righteous, enough to be righteous!

Walking to the market, I saw steamed buns, steamed buns and eight-treasure rice all over the street, and red fruits and donkeys rolling pea yellow. I quickened my pace to bear the hunger, thinking about whether to let the kitchen bake a chicken or a duck in sauce later, the more I thought about it, the more my feet drifted, and I thought that I would definitely get a horse next time when I came out. It was really hard to rely on my feet.

As I was walking, I saw an old man with white hair selling mulberries. His mulberries were black and plump, especially plump.Zhou Xu thought that this fruit in the south is rare in Beijing, and he didn't know if Xiaolou had eaten it, so he bought it and twisted it, happily wanting Xiaolou to try something new, and wondering if he would like it.

Seeing that he was about to reach the palace, but seeing three or four guards guarding the gate, Zhou Xu was taken aback for a moment, guessing inwardly, guessing seven or eight points, while they were not paying attention, he walked around to the two southeast side gates, and sure enough There are guards guarding.

Why did the emperor come to his house... As the saying goes, if you don't have anything to do, you don't go to the Three Treasures Hall, and the royal family doesn't visit relatives like ordinary people.

Zhou Xu suddenly remembered the human skin mask stuck on his face. It was impossible for him to enter the mansion ostentatiously, but wouldn't it be more suspicious to climb the wall and drill holes?He just kept on doing nothing, and tore off the mask on his face with a snort. Be good, Zhou Xu burst into tears in pain, and the hairs on Ganqing's face were all stripped off. It really is the masterpiece of the little prodigy with thousands of faces. After a night, the viscosity is still so high, it's no lie.

Zhou Xu straightened her appearance and walked towards the palace.

"My lord, I finally waited for you back. The emperor is waiting for you in the main hall." Seeing that Zhou Xu had torn off his mask, Xu Bo finally let go of his hanging heart.

Zhou Xu nodded and walked quickly into the main hall.The emperor had his back turned to him, but when he heard the footsteps, he turned around immediately, with a smile on his face.

"My brother kowtowed to the emperor, but I didn't know that the emperor was coming to the mansion, so I couldn't arrange it well, please forgive me." Zhou Xu knelt on one knee and said in a very serious way.

The emperor clicked his tongue a few times, and said: "I haven't seen you for two days, Hengzhi, why are you and I separated again?" Then he stepped forward to help Zhou Xu up.

Zhou Xu saw the emperor sized him up, first he frowned slightly, then the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and finally, the emperor couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Zhou Xu was wondering: "Brother Huang, but what is there on my face?"

The emperor waved his hand with a smile and said, "Let your servants fetch the mirror."

Xue Yan, who was the most observant and nimble, brought the bronze mirror, and when she handed it to Zhou Xu with both hands, she also took a peek at his face, couldn't help laughing for a while, and then slapped herself on the face in a panic. With a slap, he said, "Damn the little one! Damn the little one!" Then he backed away with a smile.

Zhou Xu saw that grandma's, when tearing off the mask not only tore off the fine hair, but also tore off half of the eyebrow on the right side.Because of being pulled, the skin on the face turned red and white, looking like a buffoon.

Zhou Xu covered half of his eyebrows, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.Looking at my poor scholar's attire, it's really inappropriate.

"Brother, I..."

The emperor still waved his hands and smiled, and called his servants to fetch some Shi Dai, looked at Zhou Xu with great interest and said, "Your brother, take me to the side hall to rest for a while, I have something to say to you alone—" said He raised his eyes and looked around at the servants around him, then clicked his tongue and said, "Why don't you see Mr. Xiaolou?"

Zhou Xu's breath was stagnant: "Xiaolou... he caught wind and cold, and he didn't come out to pick him up because he was afraid of infecting the emperor."

The corner of the emperor's mouth twitched, he nodded, and said nothing more.

"Heng Zhi, what is that bag in your hand?" After sitting down in the side hall, the emperor used the lid of the teacup to shake the floating leaves on the tea water, and looked up at the bag of mulberries that Zhou Xu had been twisting in his hand.

In a moment of panic and panic just now, Zhou Xu forgot to hand over the mulberry to the servant, and kept twisting it in a daze.

"Brother Huihuang, this is a bag of mulberries. I think they are quite fresh, so I bought a lot."

The emperor frowned: "Mulberry fruit?"

"Yes, it is the fruit of the mulberry tree planted by silkworm farmers. It is more common in southern farmers, and it is the delicacy of this season." Zhou Xu thought, the emperor will always sit on the temple, and it is rare to know the fruit of the farm, especially Not to mention the specialty of the south thousands of miles away.

"Oh? It's a new thing."

"Yes, the game in the country is just a fresh one, and you can eat it for fun." Zhou Xu then ordered his servants to take the mulberries and wash them carefully, and soak them in salt water.

Zhou Xu knew the rules of the Imperial Dining Room, all fresh fruits and vegetables were not to be offered as offerings.I'm afraid that if the emperor likes it, if he wants to eat lychees in winter and winter bamboo shoots in summer, the servants in the imperial dining room will not be able to cut off even a hundred heads.So, being an emperor is quite pitiful.

Zhou Xu closed the door of the side hall and asked, "What do you want to tell my younger brother, brother?"

The emperor took a sip of tea leisurely, let Zhou Xu sit beside him and said, "No hurry, I'll help you with your eyebrows first."

Zhou Xu was confused, and saw the emperor stood up by himself, pressed his shoulders, half-closed his eyes and said, "Heng Zhi, your eyebrow shape is really good to draw."

"...!" Dare the little emperor want to give me thrush? ? ! !Zhou Xu thought in fear, what kind of hobby is this!

"Brother Emperor, please...!" Zhou Xu closed his eyes, looking as if he was dying.

The emperor played with Shi Dai for a while, put it on the stone inkstone, and when it became a powder, he added water to mix it. When he felt that it was almost the same, he bent down and whispered: "Shen Chen has nothing to do in the afternoon, and I want to ask you Zhang Sheng learns thrush."

Zhou Xu couldn't hear what he heard, so he shivered.

I secretly complained in my heart, it would be better to draw a bastard for me.

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