It's hard to be the king of rebirth

On the twenty-eighth day of the twelfth lunar month, the north wind is like a knife.

On the avenue leading to Caishikou, a group of officers and soldiers armed with knives and guns, escorted a prison car, and drove forward under the snowflakes as big as goose feathers.A sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy was imprisoned in the prison car. His gray prison clothes were stained with blood. Although his hands and feet were bound, he stood upright, looking around with round eyes.It was freezing cold, there were no people watching on the road, it was cold and lonely, and the eyes were white.

"Grandpa, what crime did this brother commit?" A little boy not far away pointed to the prison car and asked.

The old man shook his head repeatedly, and said in a low voice, afraid of being heard: "Poor, pitiful, this child has offended the current virtuous king and was charged as a traitor." As he spoke, he led the boy into the house.

All the officers and soldiers opened the door of the prison van and escorted the young man to the execution platform. An officer and soldier with a full face kicked the young man's kneecap. The young man knelt down unexpectedly and cursed a thief in his mouth.

At Caishikou in the heavy snow, a dozen or so onlookers who were scattered at first also left one after another, leaving only seven or eight people.

It is unlucky to beheaded in such a heavy snow day, and the common people are also afraid of being infected with something dirty.

The young man squinted his eyes slightly, looked up at the snowflakes all over the sky, and felt full of unwillingness. He hadn't had enough of the delicacies in the world, and he hadn't hugged one of the beauties in the world.He thought of his scribbled 16 years of life.His mother is the daughter of Zuiyinlou, the number one brothel in Yangzhou. He grew up in a brothel. No one even knew his father's name, so he and his mother's surname Zhou were named Xu since childhood.

Now that Zhou Xu is kneeling here, what he regrets the most is that he only broke the leg of that dog sage, so he should be eunuched.

Among the people who came to watch the execution, there stood a man with snow-white robes, a fat face and long eyebrows, surrounded by a group of servants. This man was the virtuous king.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the executioner raised the knife high, and seeing that the knife was about to fall, King Xian's eyes flickered, and he looked away slightly.

The knife was very sharp, but it was a joy, and Zhou Xu's head was separated from his neck before he could yell out that it was really his grandma's pain.The second his head landed on the ground, Zhou Xu could still see his headless body and the blood spurting from his neck, and the next second he lost all consciousness and sank into the bottomless abyss .

"There are assassins! Hurry up and escort them!"

It's a pity that Zhou Xu didn't hear this sentence.

Things have to start from three months, the sky is dry and things are dry, and it is golden autumn.

As the saying goes, Yangzhou dreams once every ten years, and today's virtuous king goes to Yangzhou to play, and it happens that this virtuous king entered the Yinyin Tower so as not to die.All of this is too much of a coincidence, in the words of my mother, this is the doom of fate and cannot be avoided.

King Xian is a well-known broken sleeve. Although he is only eighteen or nineteen years old, he often engages in acts of robbing young people from good families. It is said that even the children of aristocratic families will not be spared. It can be said to be a big cancer of the court. When people talk about the word virtuous king, their teeth itch with hatred, and they wish they could eat his flesh raw.It was this virtuous king with broken sleeves who was supposed to go to Qingyulou, the prime minister's mansion across the street, but entered Zuiyinlou by accident, and fell in love with Zhou Xu so desperately.

He Zhou Xu, since he can remember, the people around him are always luscious and happy, and the days are full of happiness, singing and dancing.Being close to ink is black, and he is exposed to it every day. Zhou Xu naturally developed some habits of eating, drinking, playing, playing and gambling.

He has seen all kinds of people in the brothel, and the one Zhou Xu admires the most is Brother Li from the Tsing Yi Club.Brother Li promised him that in a year or two, he would be allowed to join the Tsing Yi Gang, and together they would travel far and wide to complete the great cause of the uprising.He didn't think so far, being able to wander the rivers and lakes and kill a few court eagle claws to satisfy his addiction is enough.So he secretly learned some legs and feet from Brother Li, to what extent did he learn it?In the words of Brother Li, just hitting a few court eagle claws is enough.

Little effort has been made, and he is waiting for Brother Li to lead him into the rivers and lakes.But at this time, God's will tricks people, and the virtuous king takes a fancy to him.

Originally, the virtuous king was also a very good-looking person, with a fat face, long eyebrows that fell into the temples, and there was a romantic look between his eyebrows.But when he thought of what he had done, Zhou Xu felt that King Xian's face was extremely odious.Although he grew up in a brothel since he was a child, he has heard too many stories of chivalry in the world, and he has been influenced by Brother Li, so if he is asked to become a male favorite in the Xian Wang's mansion, Zhou Xu is of course 1000 million unwilling.

This virtuous king is definitely not a vegetarian. He has won the number one scholar in the new disciplines of many sons of aristocratic families, so he is afraid that this young man from a brothel will fail?The reputation of doing evil is not covered, if it is not soft enough, it will be hard, if it is not hard, it will be done after it is done.Who knows that this Zhou Xu is not even a vegetarian. He thinks that his kung fu has achieved little but has nowhere to show it, and relying on the impulsiveness of a young man, he maimed several of the sage king's followers in a fit of anger, and he also beat the leg of the sage king. broken.

Although the beating of King Xian gave everyone a bad breath, it caused a disaster of killing and implicated many people.Of course, King Xian couldn't say that he was injured when he tried to rob a civilian man, so he investigated Zhou Xu's daily friendships and gave him the name of a rebel.He also promised Zhou Xu that if he sincerely repents and thinks about his mistakes in the sky prison and is willing to be his male favorite, he can consider letting him go.Zhou Xu spat directly on King Xian's face, full of obscene language, King Xian shook his head and sighed that it's a pity for such a symbolic person.

Thus, there was this decapitation disaster.

After an unknown amount of time, Zhou Xu opened his eyes, feeling lighter than ever before, and his breathing became very smooth. With a light leap of his legs, he flew far, far away, and the air was filled with a light and slightly damp aroma , the delicate and ethereal music lifted him up, this music is many times better than the piano sounds of the sisters of Zuiyinlou... The world is at a loss, but flying through the clouds and fog is at ease.

The feeling after death was different from what he had imagined. He didn't see the legendary black and white impermanence, and no one led him to the underworld.

After an unknown amount of time, Zhou Xu suddenly felt his body sink, and Zhou Xu began to fall slowly. Is this going to hell?He looked down and saw a rather elegant courtyard with a wide pool and luxuriant trees, separate terraces and halls, and undulating corridors. Is the Lord of the Underworld also so elegant?Unexpectedly, the underworld is actually a place with a special interest, not as eerie and scary as in the legend, and Zhou Xu thinks that death is a bit cute.

The speed of the sudden fall became extremely fast, Zhou Xu's head began to buzz, his soul was in pain like being cut into pieces, his facial features were burning like a fire, he reflected that although he had done some small bad things during his lifetime, He has stolen cakes and dishes from customers, and cheated while gambling, but he is by no means a heinous villain. How can he be tortured like this?Zhou Xu wanted to yell but couldn't make any sound. Suddenly, there was a bang, and his soul fell heavily to the ground. His chest was congested and painful, and he coughed... He coughed out with all his strength, The mouth is full of bloody stench, and the body is sore and numb as if it is about to fall apart... Wait, why is the body so heavy?Am I not a soul?Zhou Xu thought about it.

"Oh my old ancestor, the Xian King finally woke up"

The surroundings were full of hustle and bustle, and the sound of crying and cheering came to Zhou Xu's ears continuously, making his brain ache.Muscle soreness spreads all over the body. Does the soul after death also feel pain and cannot stop... Eh?etc?This...Zhou Xu felt her heart beating vigorously and regularly in her chest, and her nose was also breathing unconsciously. Could it be...I...Is this...reincarnated?

Unexpectedly, the efficiency of the work in the underworld is so high, and the steps of drinking Mengpo soup across the Naihe bridge are omitted.No, why was he reincarnated with Zhou Xu's memory in him?Is it because the underworld government misunderstood the steps of his reincarnation in an attempt to save trouble?

Zhou Xu slowly moved his fingers suspiciously, opened his eyes with difficulty, and couldn't see clearly for a while.Yes, unmistakable, this heavy and down-to-earth feeling has come alive.

"The virtuous king is awake, hurry up and ask for the imperial physician"

A teenager carefully helped Zhou Xu up, and two boys rushed forward and patted him on the back, causing Zhou Xu to cough a few more times.This tossing made him completely awake, and his vision gradually became clearer.

There were a dozen or so boys standing in the room, all of them had tears on their faces

"This is...cough...the world, right?" Zhou Xu subconsciously reached out to touch his neck and head, and they were indeed well connected.

"Yes, the lord has survived. The servants thought that he lost his temper just now..." A kneeling boy choked up his sobs as he spoke.

"My lord? Are you calling me?" It's fine to reincarnate with memories, but they are not surprised that they will open their mouths when they wake up?etc?Zhou Xu looked at his hands. Although they were considered to be soft and tender, they were definitely not the hands of a baby. Could it be... I, Zhou Xu, am not dead?Was it just a dream?

"My lord...you..." The young man frowned, his eyes full of surprise.

"Little brother, where is this...?" Zhou Xu felt that his voice was also very unfamiliar.

"My lord, don't scare us, this is of course the Prince Xian's Mansion..." The young man dipped a towel in warm water, carefully wiped off the sweat on Zhou Xu's forehead, and ordered, "Bo Ru, go see the imperial physician Come?"

"Yes" several boys hurriedly retreated, and everyone in the room was also sent away

Xianwang Mansion? !Could it be the home of the dog prince?Am I still tied up by him?No, I was indeed beheaded. Zhou Xu couldn't figure out why he was in the mansion of Xian Wang, and everyone called him the prince, and his head hurt so much that he couldn't think normally, but he clearly remembered the scene of his head moving... …

"Little brother, I was probably captured by the dog prince. If you let me go, I... I will repay you with 50 taels of silver." Silver is a huge sum of money to him. It is the tip he gets for serving tea and water for guests. Sometimes he goes to gamble for a few games to make a small profit. The 50 taels that he has saved for two or three years are planned to be used as capital for traveling the rivers and lakes. , is now buried under the coffin board of a solitary grave in the field behind the ruined Guanyin Temple on the western outskirts of Linzhou City.

The young man frowned, his face turned from white to blue

"My lord, are you... Are you sick and confused?"

"..." Zhou Xu just wanted to sit up when a huge pain spread from his back.

At this moment, the boy named Bo Ru came with a gray-bearded imperial doctor. He changed the medicine for the wound, took the pulse, and examined Zhou Xu's whole body carefully. He said: "My lord and auspicious man have their own natural appearance. The fever has subsided, the poison has been cleared up, and the wound has also improved."

"But the prince doesn't seem to remember the past clearly." The young man said

The imperial doctor frowned, and took Zhou Xu's pulse again. Seeing that his brows were about to be twisted into a horoscope, he didn't know why.

"Judging from the pulse condition, the prince is not in any serious condition. He probably fainted for a long time and hasn't fully recovered. As long as he recuperates carefully, he will recover naturally." The imperial doctor kept nodding his head and said: " During this period, the prince should pay attention to rest, and must not...do not overwork." The imperial doctor said and glanced at the young man.

As soon as the young man made eye contact with the imperial physician, he lowered his head, his face flushed slightly.

The imperial physician re-prescribed the medicine, gave a few instructions to the servants, and then left.

Zhou Xu slowly twisted his neck, his head was really in good shape, and looking at his well-maintained hands now, the calluses from previous hard work and martial arts training were gone.Zhou Xu sorted out his thoughts. Could it be that these people are talking nonsense with their eyes open?

Seeing the crowd retreating gradually, Zhou Xu asked the young man to fetch a mirror.

Seeing the face of the person in the mirror, he almost dropped the bronze mirror. He knew the face of this dog prince even when it turned to ashes!

Could it be... this is the resurrection of the dead?

It's really a narrow road to the enemy, and the resurrection has returned to the enemy.

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Debauched into the pit~