Nandou Seiki no University Life

"You... how come you are exactly like me?" UDSAMA took a few steps towards Rey and looked at him in surprise, "Still wearing my clothes?"

Rey, who was also confused, glanced at Sean, "I am exactly the same as you, obviously that person is exactly the same as me..." Finally realizing something, he suddenly ran towards the mirror in the bathroom, and then left The four of them heard him exclaim, "I turned into Rey!!"

"Then who are you?" Sean asked, frowning.

"I'm Sean!" Rey, who had returned to the living room, yelled at him, "Who are you?!!"

"I feel like I am practicing martial arts."

"Well..., my wise and mighty UDSAMA probably knows what's going on... But, now... I'm so sleepy... and I still have a headache..." Shaosa, who was still wearing a vampire shape, was shaking and was about to go He fell on the floor, and the ferocious Xiu Wu rushed forward a few steps, grabbed his collar and lifted him up.

"You explain to me what's going on?!! You don't say it in my face, and you make yourself into such a disgusting person who is neither human nor ghost!"

"Obviously it was my UDSAMA's superb makeup skills that transformed you into a dark and cool guy." Amid Xiuwu's undisguised murderous aura, Shaosa regained consciousness, "Well..., when it comes to our problem, In fact, this is not difficult to understand. It should be some unknown force that exchanged our bodies. Unfortunately, I, UDSAMA, was in the body of a person who only had short hair and was not elegant at all. It was really unfortunate in life. But The fact that I have Rey's soul in my perfect body is barely acceptable, just stupid."

"Nandou Phoenix Boxing pays attention to speed! Simple and direct attack is the most effective weapon! Why do you want to be so elegant?!! Get out of me, you indistinguishable male and female!" Sa slams into a wall.The poor wall clock was shaken and fell from the wall under the violent impact. Fortunately, it was caught by Rey, who had quick eyesight and quick hands, so that he didn't end up in pieces.

"Whoever wants to fight, go out and fight!" Sean's soul roared in a voice that didn't belong to him.

"I've aged so many years, my hairstyle is still so boring, and I feel sleepy every day like I haven't smoked enough big (discordant) cigarettes. Do you think I want to stay inside your body?" Shaosa gave Xiuwu a white look.

"How dare you say that I look like a big (discordant) smoker, believe it or not, I will cut your body right now!!!"

"Well..., Student Shaosa, I still have to live here for the time being!" UDSAMA cleared his throat, reminding Xiu Wu who was about to go berserk.

"Shaosa, violence will not help solve the current problem." Sean raised his hand to hold Xiuwu's arm.

"How did this happen? I remember I passed out yesterday." Putting the clock on the sofa, Rey questioned the cause of the current chaos.

Thinking that there are indeed more important matters right now, Xiu Wu also calmed himself down, and threw away the half-opened Shaosa in his hand.

"You were all drunk last night. After I put you all down, I suddenly felt a little dizzy. But I didn't think much about it at the time, I just thought it was the aftertaste of the wine, and then I found a place on the sofa to sleep Already." Sean described the situation last night to everyone, "I don't know exactly how the body change happened."

As soon as he finished speaking, a cell phone rang from Xiu Wu's body.

"Do you want to pick it up?" After groping for the phone that was still singing, Pseudo-Ren Xing handed the dark blue object to Pseudo-Sacrifice Xing.

"Press the speaker button."

"Brother Xiuwu, it's me. How are you all? Only Hill and Xiu Ning are a little hungover on our side, how about you?" Yunzhi Shusha's angry voice came from the phone .

"Hmm... Strange, we had an accident, but Wuchexing was fine..." As the murderous aura around him weakened, Shaosa began to feel sleepy again.

"Shusha, are you all okay?" Sean asked after being reminded by UDSAMA's spirit.

"It's okay, what's the matter? What's the matter with you?"

"Yes, very serious matter."

"It can't be..., something happened to Lao Sha?" In fact, after waking up this morning, Shu Sha was a little worried that he had played too much last night.After all, student Shaosa has been in an abnormal state recently, and may not be able to bear so much alcohol.

"Yes! Something happened to him! It's very bad!!" Xiu Wu growled angrily, and the vampire makeup on Shaosa's face still made him furious.Thinking that the face might be poisoned by cosmetics at any time before the problem was solved, he felt like he was burning inside.It seems that you have to keep an eye on Yoda!

"We..." Something went wrong.Sean would have liked to add that.

But Shusha, who felt that the situation was serious, didn't hear this supplement at all, "I'll be right over!!" After hanging up the phone, he took the car keys and ran out of the room.In his mind, Xiu Wu is still the original Xiu Wu.To make this kind-hearted elder brother angry like that, I'm afraid something really happened.Lao Sha!Hold on for a while!Anyway, wait for me to come, and hang up after saying sorry!

"Let's discuss it together when he comes. Maybe this weird person can do something. If you want coffee or breakfast, please do it yourself. There are things in the kitchen." Rey sat on the sofa and began to think about going to class in the future Should I just go to work like this, or let Xiuwu's soul bear his own body?Diablo, crouching in the corner, came towards him and rubbed against his legs, as if he could recognize the soul of his master inside him.

"Wash my face first!" Xiuwu fiercely picked up Shaosa and dragged him towards the bathroom, "I warn you, don't put any strange things on my face again! Or I'll make your flesh into four pieces."

"Can I cut it after I'm back in my body? Student Shaosa?" UDSAMA interrupted again.

"Isn't light makeup okay?" Shaosa looked at the imposing Hypocrites aggrievedly.

"no!"

"I'm really not used to seeing such a fierce expression on my own face." Sean, who had become kind-hearted, was extremely uncomfortable with the expression on his former self.

Fortunately, I have Senior Sean in my body, which is not too bad.By the way, should I also wash off the makeup on my face?This is really not used to.Rey's soul thought in distress.Alas...it's really unlucky to encounter such a disaster before school starts.But when it comes to the word "unlucky", could it be...? "Wait a minute!! I know why this happened!!!" Remembering what happened yesterday, UDSAMA's body stopped everyone, "It's the 'bad luck sculpture'! Maybe it's the 'bad luck sculpture' that killed We became like this!"

"Is it true about the 'bad luck sculpture'?" Xiuwu's soul also remembered that when he rushed to the scene of the conflict between Rey and Mamia yesterday, Shaosa from ZZZZ was using that stone sculpture as a pillow.

"'Bad Luck Sculpture', has anyone touched that thing?" UDSAMA's soul revived in the body of "Avian Flu Phoenix".When his own flesh and Sean both set their sights on Xiu Wu, he finally understood who was the culprit. "How can you do this?!! Shaosa?!" When encountering critical issues, Yaoxing's attitude will still become tough.

"What! What are you talking about?!" Xiu Wu looked puzzled.

"The thing you slept on yesterday was the 'Bad Luck Sculpture'." Rey's soul used UDSAMA's mouth to introduce the materials it read from "Guide to Alternative Campuses of Dongdou University".

"If this is true! Then he should be the only one who is unlucky, why does it implicate us?!" Rey sent a contemptuous look to Xiuwu.

"It may be because we are the six stars of the Southern Dipper connected by fate." Sean sighed.

"It's possible that Wuchexing is fine because the 'bad luck sculpture' is only for men. They are the guardians of the loving mother star who are women, so the last will let them survive." Alas!Fate tricks people!I think my beautiful and intelligent UDSAMA has become like this now!The demon star in Shaosa's body was full of grief and indignation, a bit regretting his decision to take the exam of Nandou Liushengquan instead of Nandou Wuchexing.

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Yunzhi Shusha, who arrived in a hurry, experienced the double heavens from great sorrow to great joy after knowing what happened to "Old Sha".

"Ahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~!" Disregarding the danger of being cut into eight pieces and punching a hole in each piece, he burst out laughing unscrupulously, "You guys ...It's so cute..." Shu Sha, smiling like a Q version, rubbed her throbbing abdomen and wiped away the tears of happiness hanging from the corners of her eyes.Ignoring five pairs of eyes that were either angry, wronged, sad, depressed, or worried, he took out his beloved mobile phone again and made an explosive and surprising decision. "Such an interesting thing must be known to the Beidou people!"

"You...! Don't talk!!! Hand over your phone!! Or I'll cut you off!!!" The Q version of Xiuwu with devil horns growing on his head and fangs appearing in his mouth aggressively approached Yongyong's body Protecting the phone, Shu Sha rushed forward with her hands shaking with laughter.

"Calm down! Shaosa!! Yoda! No! I mean Rey, come help me hold him!" The kind version of Sean grabbed his former body from behind.

"Oops, will Yulia not recognize me anymore?" The Q version of Rey looked up at the sky outside the window, he cared more about what the mother star would think of him than Beidou.

"I, UDSAMA, turned my face to the sky to meet people. Is he from Beidou?! I would rather die than follow!" When UDSAMA passed by him, Shaosa grabbed back the small bag full of various makeup equipment, and then He took out a small mirror and made up his mind while looking at it: he would rather wipe his neck than succumb to the threat of violence from Shaosa in Xiuwu's body!If you dare to cut my body, I will kill yours too, I would rather have the jade broken than the whole tile! Who is afraid of WHO? !

"Student Shaosa!! The more people think of countermeasures, the more likely it is to solve the problem!!" The Q version of UDSAMA, who held Xiuwu together with Sean, persuaded, "And after the class starts, the Beidou people will naturally I will know about it!" Mom and Dad!Sister Ellie!It's a good thing you're not here, otherwise my current appearance would frighten you, right?Thinking of the eye shadow and lip gloss on his face, Rey's soul couldn't suppress the sadness in his heart.

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Schematic diagram of the body and soul of the disordered Nandou Five Saints

body - soul

Sean - Xiuwu

Ray - Sean

UDSAMA - Rey

Shaosa - UDSAMA

Martial Arts - Shaosa

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