Nandou Seiki no University Life

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Sad cries woke "Philia" from her afternoon nap.A baby-sized blue dragon cub shrugged its head and sat in a wooden box padded with soft cloth, yelling "Where~ Mommy is~?" and "Mom~ I want !” Wait for a few simple sentences.

"Philia" carefully embraced the tearful magical creature, comforted him softly like coaxing a human child, and hummed a song that she couldn't remember the name, but felt very familiar lullaby. "Mom is now in a very distant place. When you grow up, I will take you to find her." She lied apologetically, completely unaware that she was actually the one who was deceived.Poor little guy, he doesn't know his mother is dead yet.She said silently in her heart, once again amazed by the amazing memory of this creature.This young dragon should be just a dragon egg when it parted from its mother, but it can firmly remember her breath, and will never mistake other people for its mother.In contrast, she lost her memory so easily and lost herself with it.She didn't know if her name was really "Philia", where she came from, what she had done, who she knew, and whether she had any relatives or friends (yes, she had a vulgar amnesia, if you have any comments, please go to the fan author Association Complains to Author).Apart from a large blank area, she could only recall a few sporadic and vague scenes, or even a certain feeling, for example, she felt that she had sung the same lullaby to a young life a long time ago; And the scene that appeared in her dream just now gave her a strong feeling that something really happened...

"Owl, did you rob the candy seller just now? Your chocolate cake is so sweet that you can eat it with salt." Who is that talking figure?Why did he call her "Owl"?She tried to see his face clearly in her dream, but her eyes seemed to be highly myopic, and she could only see a haze all the time.

"Okay, I'll put some salt in for you next time, so you don't have to dip it!" This is obviously an exaggeration, but why is her own tone full of happiness?

"Salty chocolate cake? I want to learn more!" Why?Will this person's voice make her miss so much?

"How about some more chili powder and pepper noodles?" "Just let the horse come!" "Then you wait!" "At any time!"

That short dream ended here, and she didn't tell her if the cake with the strange smell was made after all?She was very sorry about that.She tried her best to dig out more information from her brain, but unfortunately she couldn't find any other pictures.

The blue dragon cub finally fell asleep peacefully on her shoulders again, but she didn't let him go immediately, but continued to hold the young life, patting his back with a pair of small wings, Experience what it's like to be a mother.

"He will soon forget his real mother and regard you as his mother." The voice from behind suddenly startled her, she turned around vigilantly, and found a tall man behind her.The young dragon who had just fallen asleep was also awakened by this movement, but instead of crying, it issued bursts of warnings and threats at the comer, but because it was too young, it was not very loud.

"Did I scare you?" There was a little apology in the pair of sapphire eyes on the opposite side.

"No, no." "Filia" smiled slightly, trying to suppress the unreasonable tension in his heart, and patted the blue dragon cub in his arms to calm his emotions.

"I just want to see how you are doing." Dongfang Wenyu walked forward, but the discomfort on her face that increased as the distance got closer made him stop again.

"I'm fine, thank you." Seeing the disappointment on that handsome face, "Filia" also felt a little guilty.This gentle and talented man has given her a lot of help during this period of time. It is said that they were a pair of lovers who loved each other. She also believed that he really loved her deeply. His eyes all showed his deep friendship.However, no matter what, she couldn't brew the same emotion to respond, as if her heart had already been occupied by someone.

"Then I won't bother you anymore, take a good rest, only sufficient self-cultivation can make your injury recover as soon as possible and your memory recover as soon as possible."

"Well, thank you for your concern." Watching the figure who turned and left, "Filia" found herself relieved.Hopefully when this injury heals, she can really remember everything about the past, who she really is, and get their relationship back.But before that, she really hoped that they would only maintain their current friendship...

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Sure enough, the reinforcements that Uncle Tian mentioned broke through the barrier he had set up within two seconds after his figure disappeared, and appeared on the nameless beach where a death fight had just been fought with a thunderclap.

"Are you okay?" Wearing the human clothes borrowed from Olivia, the colorful phoenix Qixia rushed to her savior as soon as she appeared on the stage, her eyes were full of undisguised concern.

Khan... "It's okay." Sean nodded awkwardly. He could probably guess that the older trio used him as an excuse to invite her to help.He was both moved and embarrassed by the kindness of this divine beast.No matter what her real age was, this Qi Xia gave him the feeling that she was at most a little sister.Apart from her gender and the standard female height of "Fist of the North Star", the difference between her and Yulia, who was like a goddess in his heart, was really huge, and in some places it was even completely reversed.I don't know that rejecting the feelings of female beasts is different from rejecting human women?

"That's good." Qi Xia squinted at him and smiled. This expression reminded everyone present of Celine.

The conversation that followed went into a phase of asking "what happened?" and simply explaining "what happened" to each other.During the period, Xiuwu donated his coat, dismembered it into temporary bandages, and performed a simple bandage for his comatose companion; Shusha picked up the birdcage, and silently announced that he was now in charge of taking care of the miniature black swan.Shaosa, who had no one to look after, automatically locked on Sean, who was looking for something beside the body of Uncle Tian, ​​and set the owl Celine's younger brother as his default caretaker.

Kill each other?Unexpectedly, he would also use this kind of tactic of fighting for life.After listening to Xing Xing's narration, and looking at the demon Xing who was bruised all over his body, the older trio couldn't help sighing in their hearts.

"I didn't expect that Libas would use the Arhat Renwang Fist. It's interesting." Sean finally found the pendant left by Libas's mother in the wreckage, "Now it's time to go back to 'Lu. Low Yin' Return this thing to him? I guess he won't wake up until tomorrow?"

In addition to returning things, they also need to find a place that can shelter from the wind and rain, spend the night that is coming, and let the injured companion get a full rest, so everyone finally agreed to go back to the small seaside town in a low-key manner.

But as soon as they teleported back to the street where they said goodbye not long ago, the group of people and the two birds realized that "low-key" is not an easy task.

"You boys are the outsiders who came across the sea not long ago?!" An old woman with white hair and wrinkled face, but not stooped or stooped, walked towards them fiercely. The murderous aura emanating from her body was so strong that even horses could be frightened by her.

"Yes, are you okay?" Shaosa wondered if this grandma thought they stole her things like the devil Jabas?

"Hmph! It really is you guys! Then let me ask you again, are you from Nandou Shengquan?"

Have their identities been revealed?But it doesn't matter, they didn't intend to deliberately hide it, what should come will always come. "Yes, exactly. How do you know?"

"Our Elder An'dong has already seen from the astrology a few days ago that you will come to find the man statue! I have one last question now! Are any of you the sons and daughters of that old bastard Oga? , apprentices or relatives?!"

Nani? ! !This contemptuous name for the mentor directly ignited a fire that could fry eggs on Shaosa's head, "I am the disciple of Mr. Oga, the XX-1st generation of Nandou Phoenix Fist, and the XXth generation..."

"I'm a dart!" The old woman interrupted him with a loud shout before he finished his self-introduction.

"Be careful everyone!!" Xiu Wu standing next to him immediately gave a warning, and Sean and Shu Sha also noticed a few small hidden weapons like embroidery needles flying out of the old woman's quickly raised hands, and said They took Qixia and Mini Black Swan to dodge in time.

"Are you trying to prevent us from looking for 'man portraits'?! Auntie?!" Shaosa, who also avoided the attack, was impressed by the old man. It's not slow in the eyes.

"No! I've already retired, so it's none of my business whether you find a man or not! I'm here for revenge! I'll fight again!"

"I won't be polite if you dart again!!" After flashing a few needles that were obviously aimed at him this time, he rushed towards his opponent.

"The outsider who defeated Lord Bass and the former Lord 'Stranger' fought again!" "Don't go there! Being stabbed by the 'Typhoon Thunder Needle' is not a joke!" The surrounding crowd found a new one It was exciting to watch, but the dangerous flying needle made them give up the idea of ​​getting closer. "Just watch them fight like this?!" "Didn't the current Master 'Stranger' tell you not to disturb these outsiders? Of course I watched!"

"I'll dart again!!!"

"Fix your own needle!!!" Raising his hand to stop the embroidery needle that flew in for the third time, Shaosa threw her "Typhoon Thunder" at the old woman who attacked indiscriminately. human needle".

"Boy! How dare you throw a hidden weapon compared to me! You're still young!" The white-haired elder escaped the counterattack with dexterous movements that didn't match his age, but were in tune with the old martial arts master in the artwork. It landed firmly on the ground not far from them, "Look at your own right arm!"

It actually hit the needle....When she reminded her, Shaosa felt a tingle in her right forearm.Unexpectedly, a needle still pierced him, but it was not deep enough, and there was still a piece of the needle tail remaining outside the body, "You are not easy, but this move alone can't defeat me, auntie." He took out a hidden weapon with some blood on it, and threw it on the ground.

"Boy! The flying needle that can pierce ordinary people only pierces you a little bit. You really have a lot of skills! But don't be too complacent!" I got up, "Hahahahaha~~~~! The injection you got just now was quenched by me with the world's most strange poison, 'half'! Day! Mourning~~! Life~~~~~~~~~ Scatter!! You are dying soon!!!"

'Half' day died?Shaosa, who didn't feel any discomfort, looked down at her undisturbed right arm, "You mean I'll be poisoned to death by the poison needle you put in half a day? Hehehe, it's a pity, auntie, this It's impossible!" Could this little broken needle be able to send him to get a lunch box?He wouldn't believe it even if he killed him!

"My 'half' sun dead powder is made of 'nine' different kinds of poisonous insects, plus the crane crest red, refined for 49 days. It is colorless, tasteless, and kills people without a trace! After winning this A person who is poisonous will lose all his martial arts within half a day, his meridians will flow backwards, his thoughts will become crazy, and his blood vessels will burst and he will die in the end! It is a must-have medicine for traveling at home and killing people! Hahahahaha~~~!! That Oga Heartless dead ghost! Finally, there will be a day of retribution!"

"What is the 'ghost with a heart'?" Qi Xia didn't understand what kind of creature this old female human being who seemed to be crazy was talking about. The others and the mini black swan finally understood what kind of revenge this old lady was here for. that's it.I really didn't expect that Master Oga would also owe a love debt, or did he owe a love debt to a hag? !

At this time, Master Oga, who was walking on a mountain path in the distance, sneezed, guessing that someone might be talking about him.

"I'll explain it when I have time some other day." Sean turned around and looked at Qi Xia anxiously, "Since you could see that Rey was mentally damaged, can you now see whether he was poisoned or not? Is it true? Die in half a day?"

"It is indeed poisoned, but due to the small dose, this arrogant human is not an ordinary person. Even if it is a toxic attack, the worst outcome should be that only one arm will explode, and the whole body will not explode. Please rest assured. "The colorful phoenix seriously explained to him the worst possible consequences, and when he noticed that his face was beginning to become serious, he proposed a solution, "However, if the right arm is cut off within two hours If it is, it will definitely not be poisoned!"

KAO!How many essential differences can there be in the end between exploding and chopping? !Anyway, they are disabled people!Thinking of this, Sean started striding towards the old woman, "Old woman! Hand over the antidote! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!!"

"Stop!" Shaosa raised his hand to stop the second landlord, the same door, and the alumni who he himself took care of by default, "I'm not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry?! Go back!" Stabbing him shows that he is still very powerful, although unfortunately he just committed the old habit of underestimating the enemy just now.In addition, although he didn't believe that he could really be turned into a disabled person, he didn't want to see the owl's brother also get a needle.

"Stupid! I don't want to see Sege, who has been in love with you for more than ten years, look sad!" Sean, who didn't want to bear it any longer, finally revealed the truth.

...! !What? ! ! ! ! !I have been secretly in love with him for more than ten years...The words of dying for the star hit Shaosa like a bolt from the blue, causing him to fall into a semi-stuck state where his brain was running slowly.The owl... has been... secretly in love with him... for more than ten years?After deeply realizing the meaning represented by this concept, he actually felt that the heart in his chest suddenly began to beat faster "inexplicably".How is this going?Why is he as happy now as when he first learned Tianxiang Cross Phoenix? (Note: The author is a little confused about whether to be as happy or more happy...)

"It's my dart this time! Auntie!" A gray-blue figure suddenly jumped out from behind Shaosa, who was dizzy, and Sean, who was too late to fight, and rushed towards the former 'stranger' past. "Xiu Wu actually wants to fight with the aunt?" "And use a hidden weapon?" His two classmates looked up at him in surprise.

"Huh?! Strong leg skills!!" After narrowly dodging a series of sharp kicks, the old woman soon found herself surrounded by phantoms of her opponent, "What? Can't tell which one is the real him!" Not being able to discern the exact location of the opponent means it's hard to judge where the attack might come from. "It's not good!" When she finally caught his movement, the "Typhoon Thunder Needle" had already arrived in front of her and stabbed the back of her left hand. "Ah! Terrible!" She pulled out the embroidery needle in her hand in a panic, then raised her head and stared angrily at the attacker in front of her, "Which unit do you belong to?! What kind of trick was that just now?!" Originally, her technique of throwing hidden weapons was first-class, but the enemy in front of her could use this strange move to interfere with her, which shortened the time for her to react much compared to the normal state.

"I am the XX generation successor of Nandou Bailuquan, and I am a martial arts practitioner. The move just now is called Luxurious Palm."

"Is it Nandou Bailuquan? Good! You are ruthless! I won't accompany you today, and I will ask for advice another day! Farewell!"

"Please wait!" Xiu Wu stopped her opponent when she turned around and wanted to leave, and tried hard to put on as hideous an expression as possible.His extremely rare appearance stunned Shaosa and Sean, who were relatively close. "Old man, for your own good, it's best not to act rashly. The needles I threw at you just now contained not only your original "half" day's death powder, but also the unique poison of our school's Nandou Red Crane Boxing—Xiao Xiao 'Half step bump'! Originally, my junior brother from the same sect should throw the needle, but unfortunately he is seriously injured now, so I have to do it for him."

"Nah...?! Insidious boy!" The old lady, who also used poisonous needles to dart people, began to complain first, accusing others of insidiousness.

Nandou Red Crane Boxing is unique and poisonous?Ji Xing and Sacrifice Xing looked behind at the same time, Yao Xing, who woke up not long ago, gave them a smirk with obvious fatigue, and said to them silently: It was the right choice to keep him UDSAMA!

"Grandma, my fellow apprentice's Michelle 'Xiao' Banbudian is made from honey, Chuanbei, Platycodon grandiflorum, and Tianshan snow lotus! It does not need to be refrigerated and has no preservatives! In addition to being highly toxic, when taken orally The taste is still delicious!" Shu Sha, who supported Yoda with one hand, began to support Xiu Wu, but his nonsense was so absurd that even the person who made up the lie looked at him with strange eyes , "Are those poisons?!" Yaoxing yelled at him in a low voice, motioning him to get straight to the point, "People who have been poisoned by this kind of poison, as the name suggests, can never walk again, not even half a step, and You can’t smile on your face, or you’ll explode to death! This drug has been awarded the ‘Most Miraculous Poison’ award by my Nandou Shengquan General Dojo for many years, and it is deeply loved by fellow students and friendly people of the 108 sects.”

"It's such a fun poison!" The colorful phoenix and Qixia were all interested, "How can you not laugh, and you can't walk!"

"I didn't expect you to be better than me..." A drop of cold sweat dripped from Yoda's forehead, while Sean, Shaosa, and Rey who turned into a miniature black swan have all shown the trend of "囧". Wu Ze continued to pretend to be ferocious, "Auntie, since our companion and your old man have been poisoned, you can exchange the antidote, and everyone will be evened!"

"You little bastards! How dare you threaten me!" The old woman growled angrily, "I will never give you the antidote! Will it be difficult for me to get me if you just smile at me?! Big deal to me Never smile or walk again!"

"Grandma, it's hard to tell if you don't laugh or walk!" Shu Sha also put on a sinister look.

"This is the antidote to 'Half' Risangsan, please take it!" When the two sides were at a stalemate, a crisp and sweet voice that seemed to be uttered by a young woman came from a street corner that everyone hadn't noticed before. sound.A small black wooden box also drew a graceful arc in the air at the same time, and fell into Shaosa's hands. "But I want to remind you that the antidote itself is also a poison. You may still experience some side effects after taking it. Please bear with it. You should be fine by tomorrow morning." Wearing a mask like her aunt, but taller than her and with a much better figure, the woman walked into everyone's field of vision while talking.

"He said the voice sounded very familiar!" Qi Xia, who could understand all bird languages, translated the series of tweets just made by the mini black swan, "Now he said: 'Ah! You can understand me!' That is Of course!"

"Brother Rey! You finally opened your mouth?!" Shu Sha raised the cage, and "Chicken Jelly" showed the watery Q-version star eyes at the bird-version righteous star inside.

"He said 'Hmmm.'"

"Dear niece! It was so hard for me to hit that kid! How could you just give him the antidote?!" The old woman's old voice was full of sorrow and regret, but the crowd watching from afar were all relaxed. He breathed a sigh of relief, "It's the current Lord 'Stranger'!" "My lord, you are finally here!" "This place is about to be demolished by the former Lord 'Stranger' and these outsiders!"

It turned out that they were not just colleagues, but also relatives!The protagonist group understands.But this 'stranger' did not make them feel any obvious hostility.

"Auntie, you have also been poisoned by the poison that you can't laugh or walk. If you don't exchange the antidote, wouldn't it be very difficult to get revenge?" The current "stranger" comforted her predecessor and elders with a soft voice, The angry expression softened a little.

"Huh? Uh... that's right."

"Grandma, this is the antidote to Michelle's half-stepping, and you have already taken it." Shusha temporarily handed the birdcage back to Yoda, took out a silver stainless steel jug from his arms, and threw it to Yoda. The old woman who was staring at him said, "This antidote tastes like wine. After drinking it, there may be adverse reactions similar to drunkenness. Pay more attention to rest, and you should be fine tomorrow."

"I think you need a place to rest more than my aunt now." The current 'stranger' said while raising a hand, pointing out a direction for them, "Go straight from here, and meet the first After turning left at this intersection, you will find a hotel. Please rest there for a night. I will go there to find you at around nine o'clock tomorrow morning, and lead you to the capital. As for what to do next, we can wait until we get there Make a decision. Now let's go, aunt, mother is still at home waiting for us to go back to eat." After finishing speaking, she put her hand lightly on the elder's shoulder, and half-supported and half-dragged the elder who had just drunk the "medicinal wine". The finished old man turned and left.The latter threw the flagon back to Shusha and at the same time threw a vicious oath at Shusha: "I will not let that heartless old ghost Oga go easily!"

She actually wants to take them to Ku'tweet on his own initiative?This attitude was something that the protagonist group had never thought of before.In their original impression, Yasha Island should be vicious from the general to the ordinary Yasha, who would attack immediately, such as the old lady who had some entanglement with Master Oga...

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After nightfall, in a six-person room with three bunk beds in a hotel...

"Hateful Uncle Tian~~~~~!!!!!!!" The angry demon star sat on the head of a lower bunk bed, looking at the bandages on his body very uncomfortably, "Even if he doesn't come Find me, and I will send him back to the west again with a bloody mouth!" There is no camouflage in the anger he is showing now, but he refuses to admit that he used the self-defeating punch in today's life-and-death duel.

"Quiet, don't make noise!" Shaosa, who was sitting on the other lower bunk bed, raised her head and gave Yao Xing a dissatisfied look, then continued to lower her head to hold the paper and pen, and concentrate on writing on a bedside table.

"Will he return to normal tomorrow morning? His current state is really terrifying." Sean frowned, observing that he had taken the antidote after everyone's soft-hearted persuasion two hours ago, and is currently experiencing the so-called " Adverse Reactions" Pole Star.Yasha Island is really a place full of surprises. At first, they thought that the side effects of the antidote would be similar to physical discomfort or even pain, just like Yoda who was fatally injured when he drank the anti-God The reaction after taking the juice, I didn't know it was such a funny type; it seems that the current "stranger" said "please bear with me" to let others endure, not the poisoned patient himself.

"I don't know, but I don't think his current appearance is very abnormal. He hasn't done anything that endangers others or himself, and he probably won't do it either." Xiu Wu comforted Xing Xing, "He's just Just write something."

"But what he wrote is a fan of "Transformers". Does this seem like something he would do in a normal state?" Seeing Jixing handing a piece of paper he just wrote to Shusha not far away, Shane started shaking his head again.

"Xiaoxin, he wrote you as a despot fighter with three transformations that can be transformed into a sports car and a fighter jet. Can I also change into a few more shapes, Lao Sha?"

"He said that he is quite an Autobot who can turn into an airplane. What is an Autobot?" Qixia helped the miniature black swan that made a few small chirps to translate, while eating a human food she fell in love with recently— -potato chips.

"But why did he write a fan of "Transformers"?" Xiu Wu couldn't remember how much Shaosa had shown a strong interest in Transformers.

"I heard that the only movie Sego went to see alone with him so far is Transformers." Sean answered the doubts of his classmates, "I don't know if I finally understand what that means now."

"Old Sha, why are you a human being yourself, and you were blown to death by laser cannons as soon as you appeared on the stage, and you will get your lunch soon?" Shusha handed a page of paper in his hand to Yoda who said he would also like to read this work .

"Needed by the plot." A diligent fan writer replied without raising his head.

"He not only has the halo of the protagonist, but also the halo of the author. How can he die?" Started reading the first page: the demon star in the "setting part" found himself in the text, "What?! My UDSAMA turned out to be a face with only A turret of light bulbs?! I insist on changing the image!"

"Is it still purple?" Sean sighed helplessly after not only watching the live-action movie version, but also watching other versions.

Should be fine tomorrow morning!Xiuwu's intuition said so.In fact, like the mini black swan, he felt that the voice of the current 'stranger' whose real face was covered by a mask seemed familiar.Could this be someone they already knew?What else awaits them in Ku'tweet?And the author also wants to know where to find the white unicorn and how to find it?Could it be that Rey is still able to meet the other forks of Nandou Ruiquan in his current state?

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