Nandou Seiki no University Life

The author has something to say: (Note: This..., it seems that some parts of this section are a little bit farther from the word "easy", but still hold high the banner of disrespecting the original work, so it is still within the scope of spoofing.)

(Re-note: The name of this section and the next section is adapted from the name of a soundtrack in the original soundtrack of the movie "Evil, West, Poison")

The boy with short blond hair was like a nimble cheetah, pounced into the tall grass beside him, grabbed a thin figure hiding in it, and then grabbed the guy who was sneaking up behind him He lifted it up.

"Forgive me! Hero! Don't kill me! I have parents who are 80 or [-] years old, and babies who are waiting to be fed. They will be helpless after I die!" Echoing, the attacker caught by the boy waved his hands and feet in vain, trying to break free from his strong hands.

Is it the little P kid from a nearby folk house running around?What kind of baby is waiting to be fed before I grow up? !ridiculous!Just scare it!

"Boy! What are you trying to sneak in here? Tell me the truth, or I'll break your... What?! Why are you?!" Before the boy could finish speaking, the so-called "boy" took He took off the big straw hat that was still attached to the black scarf, revealing a beautiful long golden hair, a small white face with a rosy tinge, and a pair of watery purple star eyes.

"Why did you come here, Celine? Didn't the teacher tell me that your teacher would visit before he left?" It turned out that this was not a "boy", but a girl who was only nine years old.Although they studied under different fighters and practiced different boxing techniques, they both belonged to Nan Dou School, so they could be regarded as brothers and sisters.

"Can you let me go first? Lao Sha?" The girl turned her head with difficulty, rolled her eyes, and smiled sweetly at him.

"Oh, I'm sorry." He quickly put down the "prey" in his hands, thankful that he didn't use all his strength.

"You just said that Master Oga is on a long trip?"

"Yes, I should be back the day after tomorrow."

"Hohohohoho~~~ That's really good!"

"You haven't answered me why you are here? Is your teacher here too?"

"Of course not! I ran away from home!" the girl announced proudly, "Isn't he handsome?"

"Run away from home?!" As a good apprentice who respects his master, the boy was taken aback by such a rebellious behavior.

"Yeah!" A certain woman who is famous for being eccentric and weird nodded, not only did she not feel a little guilty on her childish face, but she was also full of complacency, "It was obviously my senior sister who hit me first last night, so I accidentally broke it. A vase. But the teacher not only didn’t believe my explanation, but also asked the senior sister to punish me! So I left that unreasonable ghost place when the moon was dark and the wind was high!”

"How could you do this?!" The boy's voice suddenly raised an octave, and his expression became serious, "It doesn't matter who's fault! Running away from home is very disrespectful to the teacher! Hurry up and go back and talk to the teacher. She apologizes and admits her mistake!" This kind of behavior without a teacher must not be tolerated, and must be suppressed as soon as possible.

"..." After being yelled at by him, the joy in the girl's purple eyes disappeared, surprise and grievance wandered around in her purple eyes one after another, and then they were all driven away by anger, "Okay! Since You say the same! Then I’ll just go!!” Angrily leaving a word, she turned around and strode down the mountain.

"Stop!" Suddenly realizing that it was getting late, the young man planned to call her back, "It's getting dark, stay here today and don't leave, and go back tomorrow." My little junior sister wandered around at night.

"No!" The girl who was still angry ran away.

"I told you not to leave!" The boy bent his knees, jumped high, rolled over in the air, and landed firmly in front of her, blocking her way, "Stay here tonight! I'll see you off tomorrow go back!"

The girl who had to stop did not reply, but just stared at him silently.

"Did you hear that?" he asked.Kids are such a hassle sometimes!He wanted to sigh, but the girl said "ah" before him, and then showed a helpless look, pretending to say deeply, "Since brother Taiwan is so kind, then I have no choice but to stay." .”

This little girl actually acted like he begged her to stay!

"Thank you, Lao Sha!" The girl's face once again burst into a pure smile, and her eyes once again completed an arc.

"Anyway, it's wrong to run away from home. Don't do it again." He tried to persuade Dafa in a more gentle tone.I remember the last time he used the method of deterrence against the little P children running around nearby, the teacher continued to use this method, and told him afterwards that sometimes he needed to use both soft and hard methods.

"Well, I was wrong this time, and I won't dare to do it next time." Seeing that the girl who was hit by the softening move really bowed her head and admitted her mistake, he couldn't help admiring the wisdom of his teacher in his heart.

"Hmm! If you know your mistakes and correct them, you are a good boy!" Taking advantage of the situation, he raised his hand and gently rubbed her hair.It was an effective move, but it wasn't very satisfying, and he decided to continue to play scary characters when he could, leaving the "good guy" position to the teacher, or someone else.

"Haha! You looked like Master Oga just now!" The girl let out a string of laughter like silver bells.

"Really? Heh heh heh~~hahahaha~~~~" Being praised as someone he loves, the young man's heart immediately burst into bursts of complacency.

The two walked together towards home, the energetic girl darting in and out of the tall grass as she walked, discovering all kinds of things that seemed interesting to her. "Will you take me to catch fireflies tonight like last year?" The girl asked hopefully as she gave him some wild fruits she found.

"Not tonight, I have important tasks to complete!" And it might rain tonight?He looked up at the dark clouds that were slowly approaching from the sky, and threw a sweet and sour wild fruit into his mouth.

"Ah! An important task?! What is it?!" The girl who loves to join in the fun immediately found something more interesting than catching fireflies, "Can I help? I have learned several new moves recently!"

"No!" He resolutely rejected her proposal, and looked seriously into her purple eyes, "You can joke about other things, but you must not interfere with this matter! I must complete the task tonight alone! For my trial, if I succeed, I can become the successor of Nandou Phoenix Fist!"

"!! You can already be the successor?!" The girl's mouth turned into an O shape in surprise,

"It will be fine after finishing tonight's task."

"Then how do you complete the task?"

"I want to cover my eyes and fight an enemy prepared for me by the teacher. After I win, I will complete the task."

This time, the girl's mouth was upgraded from O-shaped to O-shaped, "Blindfolded to fight?! I can't even catch Xiaoxin who doesn't eat green peppers after I'm blindfolded! You are amazing!"

Sweat~... He really didn't know whether to be happy or helpless for this kind of praise, "How can fighting an enemy who will attack you compare with catching Xiaoxin and eating green peppers?!"

"Xiaoxin will also attack! He can even shoot! He can even stand up!" The girl emphasized to him that her own battle was also very difficult. (Note: The trick of getting ahead should have been lost later...)

"Whether it's hands, feet or head, his current attack is still not up to standard. We'll talk about it when he grows up. In short, you must not interfere with this matter tonight. This is my battle, and it is also one of the successors in Nandou Phoenix Fist. Important matters! And if you interfere, you may be punished severely according to the Nandoumen rules, understand?"

"Yeah! I understand! I swear to God, I will never intervene in Lao Sha's fateful battle! Otherwise... otherwise... I will never play the violin again!" After thinking for a moment, the girl solemnly raised her right hand, Solemnly swear on one of your favorite events.

It sounds like a serious oath. The young man remembers that she has a great talent for playing the violin, and also remembers that whenever the melodious and melodious melody is played, all the audience can truly experience either joy and joy, or tranquility and peace, or All kinds of sad and sad emotions are contained in the music. "Well, trust you this time!" He laughed with satisfaction.

"But... will this enemy be very powerful?"

"The teacher said that if I'm not careless, I can win. Don't worry, I will attack with all my strength! I won't show mercy to him!" Those purple eyes full of worry warmed the boy's heart.Yes, he is an abandoned orphan who has never known where his relatives are, but he never feels that he is an unfortunate person, because God has allowed him to meet a mentor who treats him like his own son, and who really cares about him. A friend worried for his safety.

I wonder how they are doing now?

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An extremely slight sound brought Phoenix back from the depths of his memory, he opened his eyes vigilantly, and looked up at the Holy Emperor who appeared beside his cage.What are you going to do in the middle of the night?Is it long nights of mindless sleep?Judging from the shape, he felt that the person had just gotten out of bed. (Note: What shape? Are you wearing clothes? This "pheasant" doesn't even describe it!)

"You can actually detect my movements. It seems that your injury has improved a lot, and the food you ate was not in vain." The Holy Emperor, who was also observing him, was quite satisfied with his recovery.

This is true, Fenghuang himself felt that his state was much better than before he passed out.Now he is neither dizzy nor dazzled, and even the wound on his back doesn't hurt much.

"Perhaps in addition to creating a chaotic world, another benefit of nuclear war is that it has created a strong and intelligent mutant creature like you." The Holy Emperor said while sitting on the ground beside the iron cage where he was imprisoned.

nuclear war? !What's the meaning?Could it be...

He suddenly remembered the large ruins he had seen outside.In fact, after controlling the irrationality caused by the initial anger and surprise, it is not difficult to find that the strange things are not only the man in front of him who looks very similar to him in appearance and voice and also uses Nandou Phoenix Fist, but also the man they are in. the whole area.It was obvious that this place used to be a modern city of a certain scale, but now it has become a ruin full of despair and depression.I don't know what powerful force destroyed the city?Could it be that there was really a nuclear attack here?But if that's the case, why hasn't he heard of it at all?Once something like a nuclear war happens, no matter how dull and indifferent to world affairs, people will probably hear about it.In addition, a magnificent building similar to a pyramid was built in the ruins.In this era when ordinary people can use GOOGLE Earth to see the roofs of themselves and their neighbors, how can such a magnificent and eye-catching tomb of the cross be undiscovered?Finally, what about Xiu Wu and his "rebels" that this person mentioned earlier?

This fiery red bird with a human mind began to wrestle with all kinds of strange and confusing questions, until his curiosity about the Holy Emperor finally diverted his attention.During the 10 minutes he was busy thinking, the person sitting beside him quietly looked at the Tomb of Crosses for 10 minutes with deep eyes without saying a word, and had no intention of stopping for the time being.

Who is this tomb built for?For himself?It doesn't feel like it, at least not quite.Phoenix also followed the eyes of the Holy Emperor and looked at the tall building standing majestically under the silver moonlight. This layer of icy color coated on the tomb of the cross made this object destined to belong to the dead not only magnificent in the past, but also revealing A strong sense of sadness.Moreover, in this silent late night where only drafts could be heard, he actually felt that the Holy Emperor who was alone with him in silence seemed to have become another person.

"Remember when the teacher gave your senior to me, he was only as big as my palm." After almost an hour, the Holy Emperor finally broke the silence, "At first, his temper was as bad as yours, but later After getting acquainted with me, he would stand on my shoulders and eat the food I handed him. At the end of every day's practice, he would fly out excitedly from home to greet me and the teacher, just like another family member of ours .”

This so-called "your predecessor" should be the little bird called Phoenix, right?Listening to this calm narration, Fenghuang remembered the "little pineapple" he raised back then.The little red bird also always made him feel like another family member, even after his natural death.

"He has a very good relationship with me." Shengdi fell silent again, but this time it only lasted for 2 minutes, "Even from that day on, I stopped giving him food and didn't let him stand on my shoulders, Forced him to fly away on his own, told him I don't need any affection anymore, and he didn't want to leave... until I started throwing rocks at him, and he ran away in fear."

Since you have such a good relationship with that bird, why do you still do this?And why do you want to throw away all your feelings?What is that day?It seemed that something bad had happened, serious enough to change the person completely.Because the appearance and voice of the Holy Emperor were too similar to his own human form, Phoenix could easily discern the deep sorrow hidden behind the calm.

"Why didn't I recognize that it was the teacher at the time? Even if I was blindfolded, I should be able to detect it. If I found out earlier, he might not have died." After another 2 minutes of silence, he half-spoken to himself. The Holy Emperor finally gave him the answer he wanted.

I remember that 18 years ago, when he was still a 15-year-old boy, he asked himself this question in a hospital surrounded by bleak white. (Note: This number of years is purely fabricated by the same person, please do not delve into it.)

"It's not your fault, you're blindfolded, you can't see anything!" A nine-year-old girl sitting with him outside the operating room patiently explained to him, hoping he could forgive herself.Three days later, the girl was sentenced to a punishment that even an adult could hardly endure because she seriously interfered with the succession ceremony of Nandou Phoenix Fist.Fortunately, he was later approved to take the place of her dying in the cell to finish the remaining half of the sentence, so she was able to survive.Although he himself had passed the threshold of death with one leg after being tortured, fortunately, everyone survived in the end.

It seems that this holy emperor also had the experience of fighting his teacher without knowing his eyes while blindfolded?There is such an incredible coincidence, but the ending seems to be completely different.On that night of lightning and thunder, if it hadn't been for the girl hiding in the bushes who exclaimed at a critical moment, if it hadn't happened to be a gap between thunder and lightning, he could have heard her cry clearly. It is also very likely that he will accidentally kill his teacher like the Holy Emperor.

.... (Note: This means "N hours of silence".)

The Holy Emperor, who had been sitting quietly for a long time, finally stood up when a white belly appeared in the sky, and his usual sinister and smug smile returned to his face, "Wait until I bury that sad Ren Xing alive in the cross built for the teacher. Mausoleum, after giving this great mausoleum a soul, it will officially begin to pacify this troubled world and take the world in its hands. And you will definitely be tamed by me, Phoenix. From now on, you will serve as a symbol of our army to honor me Flying above the blue sky, when the enemies who dare to oppose me see your figure and hear your cry, they will know that their tragic death is approaching!"

When he heard the title of Ren Xing, Fenghuang naturally thought of the person who took good care of the teacher for him while he was being tortured, and the person who carried him out of the dark cell and sent him to the hospital when he couldn't even stand up. The person who took care of him, and took turns with others to help him make up lessons, prepare for the entrance exam, and not long ago, who desperately helped him escape from the big mouth of the big dragon.Therefore, even if he felt that the Holy Emperor's behavior was understandable, he absolutely could not accept this person's plan to bury Xiu Wu alive as a human pillar.

As long as he is still breathing, this person's plan to murder Xiu Wu cannot be allowed to succeed! "Colorful Pheasant" made up his mind very irrationally.Besides, the two of them still have a lot of personal grievances to settle.

However, the cage that locked him now was much stronger than the one he knocked open last time, and he couldn't open it with a single bird at all.If it is a human being now, this kind of iron cage is not a problem at all.Why does it turn into a bird in normal times?So what will happen to tomorrow's full moon night?no change?still……? ! ! !Suddenly he realized something.Maybe after the sword stabbed him, something changed in him, he was usually a bird, but when the moon was full, he was a human... "human bird"? KAO!This is really a more unpleasant state than the "bird man" who is a human being and a bird during the full moon, but if it is true, it is better than no hope at all.

"Keep resting, Phoenix." He couldn't sleep at night, and he didn't want to let the "pheasant" sleep well. The emperor finally left, leaving the fiery red bird in the cage alone in the silent hall, looking forward to the next day. A moonrise.

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Celine walked through the dim corridor in the misty morning, and found Sean drinking coffee and reading professional books at the dining table in the restaurant. "I'm sorry, Xiaoxin, my attitude last night was very bad and excessive." She sincerely apologized to her younger brother who just beat herself up yesterday, "How is your injury?"

"It's nothing." Sacrifice Xing smiled slightly, the newly added wound on his right shoulder would still tingle when his arm moved, but he didn't intend to mention this, "What about you?"

"I still have a stomachache, but it should be fine soon, and I just happened to lose some weight recently." Celine pulled out a chair and sat down at the dining table.If yesterday's fight had been a death fight, her heart would have been pierced, and although Sean's right arm might have been removed by her, she would have been defeated in the end.

"I should have told you these things earlier, I'm sorry." Sean handed the coffee in his hand to his sister, and the latter took it as his own politely, and drank it naturally.

"Can't there be one more person?" Celine repeated the question she asked last night.

"I can't, the people in Dongdou said this is their limit. Don't worry, Rey and Yoda will definitely find him, and the three of them will come back alive."

Could it be tears?Sean wasn't sure if the one flash of light he saw in the corner of Celine's eye, who suddenly looked down, was tears.

"Yes, it will." When the successor of Nandou Xuexiaoquan raised her head again, her eyes had returned to calm, "I think we need to go to the Bird Drifting Spring to take a look."

"Xiu Wu and I have already been there after Lei Yuda and the others left." If simple eyes can also attack, Sean estimated that he would have been blown away by Celine by now. Called Shusha, "The hot spring water has become cold, but there is no other abnormality."

"Men are indeed liars." Leaving aside an offensive language that women often use when they are emotionally unstable, Celine withdrew her dangerous gaze and calmed herself down.Getting angry now won't help, and whether it's stealing some new dizzy and worrying points, or hiding the truth from him, he is really thinking about her safety. "Let me use your bathroom."

"You don't have to be so polite." Sacrifice, who was condemned on behalf of all male compatriots, watched her enter the bathroom, and then continued to read "History of Western Culture" that he hadn't read a few words at all.

Tonight is the night of the full moon. If Master Oga who went home a few days ago is right, they will become relatively fragile birds again, right?I don't know if the person who attacked Celine yesterday will take the opportunity to attack again?No matter what, if that person wanted to hurt her, he had to step over his dead body.

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Crested ibis slowly woke up from its deep sleep when it was exposed to the sun for three shots.After a long sleep, not only did he not feel that his physical strength had recovered much, but the dull pain in his right rib showed obvious signs of spreading.Now, part of the organ on the right side of the body seems to be aching too.How long can you live?It is said that after seeing the death star, the longest life can be one year, and the shortest is hard to say.Hmph, I still don't feel regretful, stupidity is really contagious.But even if you become stupid, you can't ignore your image.Too lazy to ask the swan next to him, "Why don't you wake me up and let me sleep until I wake up naturally?", he directly started to do things that he would only do in bird form.

"You were still injured by Rao in this world, Senior Yoda?" The bird version of Yixing looked suspiciously at the bird version of Yaoxing who was combing his feathers leisurely but uncertainly.The physical condition of his companion was obviously abnormal. In terms of fatigue, the two of them should be about the same level. However, his spirit, who had not slept all night, was obviously much better than that of the crested ibis, who had slept for a long time.

"Maybe a little bit, I guess it was hit on the Sleeping Point." Fortunately, the pain was not very severe, and it was still within the tolerable range.So his beautiful bird version of the demon star can continue to lie without changing his face, "Just kidding, it must not be called the Sleeping Cave, it should have another name. Go back and ask someone to help explain it." Even if you doubt whether the Death Cave can Unable to solve it, he still spoke in a casual tone.Death Star hasn't started working overtime during the day, he should at least live to finish this matter.

"Apart from being tired, do you have any other feelings?" If it weren't for being a bird who couldn't frown, the swan's eyebrows might have already been knotted.

"No."

"Why don't you go back first, Senior Yoda, and leave the rest to me."

"Does my most beautiful and strongest UDSAMA make you feel very fragile?" The crested ibis stopped combing its feathers and glared at the bird companion who dared to question his ability.

"That's not what I meant. It's just you..."

"Get out of the way quickly! The Holy Emperor wants to pass through here!" A rude shout from under the abandoned building interrupted their conversation.

Lord Sage? !The two birds, who remembered the name "Saint Emperor Shaosa", flew together to the window where there was only a circle of jagged broken glass left, and cautiously looked down at the street with two pedestrians kneeling below.In a motorcycle team that was passing by at a constant speed, there was a car that looked like a throne, and the passenger on it who was crossing his legs and sticking his cheek with one hand had a photo very similar to their missing companion. Face.

"He seems to be the Shaosa of this world." Swan whispered to Crested Ibis.

"The appearance is exactly the same, just like you and another you, but the demeanor seems to be different."

"You devil! Give me back my children!" A middle-aged man kneeling in the crowd suddenly stood up and wanted to throw a stone at the Holy Emperor, but a short sharp blade flew out from behind the Holy Emperor. Stabbing the man's raised right arm before he could actually strike, forcing him to let go.

"You daring fellow!" A certain soldier then aimed the flamethrower in his hand at the person who dared to challenge the authority of his master.

"The temperament seems to be different, and the person hiding behind his throne seems to be a man who fights both ways." The tone of the crested ibis sounded as calm as ever, but the swan's feathers were already standing upright amidst the miserable howls. Standing up, the figure struggling in the flames filled his heart with anger.

"This holy emperor is a disaster." The bird version of Yixing no longer wants to call this tyrant-like person by his friend's name, and begins to feel extremely worried about the safety of the Shaosa he knows, "If Shaosa The classmate really turned into a bird like us, and met this cruel guy, could it be..." Looking at the figure that died in the flames, the image of a roast chicken hanging on the iron hook suddenly appeared. flashed through his mind.

"He won't die in the phoenix state, forget? Whoever burns it won't know." Zhu Xi reminded him.

"But it also means that he can be constantly killed, resurrected, and killed again." Steam pot chicken, braised chicken, spicy chicken, papaya chicken, KFC, Kung Pao chicken, boiled chicken with sour bamboo shoots, and herbal chicken soup Waiting for the names to emerge from Swan's memory one by one, making him more and more horrified, "Why don't we go to his lair to look for this holy emperor when he is away and the defense is empty?"

"No, wait until the full moon rises!"

"I'll be in and out quickly."

"You are such a big bird, do you really expect people not to see you? Shaosa can be resurrected by turning into a roasted bird, but if you turn into a roasted goose..." The white swan in Zhu Xi's eyes suddenly blurred, and it wasn't just him, but the surrounding people Everything looked extremely dim, and all the sounds were instantly replaced by a buzzing tinnitus.

"You...Senior? Are you okay? Why don't you really go back first?"

After about half a minute, everything gradually returned to normal. "I'll say it again, I'm not that fragile!" Almost passed out like last night, Zhu Xi shook his head slightly, took a deep breath, trying to wake himself up, "If you become a roast goose, you will die Go after the moon rises. Don't worry, no matter what you encounter, that guy won't break down easily. You'd better take the time to rest before the sky darkens."

Seeing that his companion was determined not to go back first, Swan was also very helpless.The only way for them to leave this world is to use the pendant given by the people of Dongdou. Just press a button hidden in it, and the people of Dongdou will once again establish a passage between the two worlds for them, transporting them Bring back the original world.But if Zhu Xi didn't do it himself, he couldn't help, because it would send him back instead.

In the ears of the swan who stopped talking, Aunt Feng, the successor of Dongdou Huoyan Sword, once said to me: Tell me, as a righteous star who lives for others and dies for others, would you like to see your friends Died because you tried to save another friend?And after you pay such a terrible price, the friend you rescued first may still die.Could it be that senior Yoda will die, and in the end, Shaosa may also die?No, no!He must not let this happen.He sincerely prayed to God, hoping that they could really become human tonight, so that he could regain the ability to use boxing techniques and solve this matter as soon as possible.

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Like Yixing, the bird version, who is not too far away from him, Phoenix, who is waiting for the sun to set in an iron cage, also hopes that his body will change when the full moon rises.He didn't intend to fight against the birdcage and the chains on his legs for the time being. Since no matter how hard he tried, it was useless, he might as well hold his breath and recharge his batteries.If he could indeed regain his human form, a vicious fight awaited him tonight.I don't know if the Holy Emperor will use the Tianxiang Cross Phoenix, but the Jixing Cross Fist alone is enough for him to cheer up [-]%.

After a long wait, dusk is finally approaching.But just as the full moon rising and setting with the sun was about to appear in the sky, a person he had never expected at all lurked outside the cage in the twilight.

"Hello, brave bird," a boy in a cloak whispered to him.

Nanny!This turned out to be Xiuwu's son Siba? !

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