Nandou Seiki no University Life

(Note: Please don't read the typo)

Every dou has other sidelines besides fighting, just like Beidou is good at medical skills and demolishing houses and digging wells, etc. The authors of Nandou 108 are too lazy to count, Yuandou freezes and sterilizes utensils, and Xidou exposes the true face of a fan author who is a fake fan , Dongdou is the sorcery (spell/sorcery/magic) that many people call "pretending to be a ghost".Before entering Dongdou University, Ray also believed that the so-called witchcraft sideline might be an exaggerated bragging, but after experiencing two strange incidents in the first semester, he had to start to believe some The original unimaginable things.

Walking through the ordinary glass sliding door, into a spacious but still very common hall, and stepping on the very normal white and black marble floor, Xiu Wu, UDSAMA and Rey came to an ordinary silver-gray reception desk together .

"Hello." Xiu Wu politely greeted a short-haired woman with a black mask and casual casual clothes sitting behind the reception desk.Due to his older age and higher qualifications, Ren Xing naturally became the leader and main spokesperson of today's action.

"Slow~~, I'll see it soon! Give me a little more time!" This masked woman who looks like a receptionist has been staring at a white jade basin on the desk in front of her since the three of them entered the door, but Apart from clear water and normal reflections, Rey couldn't really see what was going on in this beautiful work of art, intricately carved with flying dragons, but he, like everyone else, decided to wait and see.

After a while, the masked woman finally raised her head to look at the three of them. From her deep maroon eyes, Rey could detect a complex meaning mixed with joy, sadness and worry, "Do you want to know what I'm looking at? ?”

"Isn't it just a basin of plain water?" Xiu Wu asked in a gentle tone.

"This is both Qingshui and Boundless." The masked woman pushed the white jade basin towards them a little bit, but the other three still could only see Qingshui. The fate of the stars, even yours, is in it." Her eyes swept over their faces one by one, and her tone became extremely serious, "Nandou's Ren Xing, Yi Xing and Yao Xing, I want to give you a Advice, some things you will lose soon, let him go, if you insist, you will lose more in the future."

"Excuse me, what exactly are you referring to?" Rey didn't understand what she meant.

"A star that will disappear from this sky."

"Which star?" UDSAMA asked with a smile. Although this woman seems ordinary and does not meet his aesthetic requirements, this kind of pretending is also very interesting.

"A star that was supposed to be shining brightly, but unfortunately boundless is doomed to disappear from our sky."

The masked woman's gaze finally focused on Rey's face after wandering away from the three of them, "Tell me, as a righteous star who lives for others and dies for others, would you like to see you Your friend died because you tried to save another friend? And after you paid such a terrible price, the friend you rescued first may still die."

"What did you say?" Even though he always had a skeptical attitude towards what this neurotic creature said, this kind of prophecy would inevitably make Rey worry, "Who is going to have an accident?"

"Hmm..." the masked woman looked into the white vessel again, and raised her head again after a while and said, "The secret must not be revealed." Her behavior made all three of them think that she wanted to reveal it. , but it may be because the skill is not high enough, so I didn't see it and couldn't leak it, "Anyway. I must warn you that some enemies are stronger than you can imagine. There are some enemies in this world that you can't do no matter how hard you try. The object of victory, this is also boundless helplessness."

"Which enemy?" Xiu Wu asked again.

"Sorry for keeping you waiting." A voice suddenly came from the entrance of a corridor on the east side of the hall, diverting everyone's attention.I saw a slender and well-proportioned man with long flaxen hair walking towards them with his hands behind his back. There was also a sneer of "I am a villain" on his handsome face.

"It's not this enemy." The masked woman lowered her voice and muttered at a volume that only the three people beside her could hear, "But don't be careless."

"Aunt Feng, don't you still want to write a thesis? What are you doing here?" The latecomer looked at his fellow Dongdou with reproachful eyes.

"Why do you insist on mentioning this during Chinese New Year? Uncle Cha." The masked woman called Aunt Feng complained pitifully.

"The thesis is always to be written, so hurry up and fight for your destiny." The man called Uncle Cha stepped forward and dragged the short Aunt Feng out of the chair behind the reception desk without any explanation, and walked towards the hallway. push in the direction.

"I'll just write it! Why are you so anxious?! Pay attention to the image, okay?! Don't talk about it casually!"

After sending away Aunt Feng who was reluctant, Uncle Cha turned to face the three visitors from Nandou, "May I ask what you are doing?"

Rey looked at this person with curious eyes. This kind of "I am the villain" smile is not unfamiliar to Yi Xing, who is the roommate of Shaosa and Sean, and also a UDSAMA high school and university junior. It's just strange that this person who seems to be in his early 30s, who is obviously younger than the brother Xiuwu who has a son, is actually one of the rumored "Dongdou Five Swordsman": the descendant of the Ghost Flood Sword, and was sent away just now That person is also the successor of another Dongdou swordsmanship - the Huoyi Sword.I remember that when he first heard the titles "Uncle Tea" and "Aunt Feng", he thought that the other party would be someone of the same age as Umi Satoshira.

Xiuwu first introduced the identities of himself and the two companions to Uncle Cha, and then expressed his intention of coming, "We want to borrow a book from you."

"Borrowing books? This is not a library. Did you fly to the wrong door? Three bird brothers?" Uncle Cha sneered in a cold tone. Are you infected too?"

What? !There was a threatening cold light in Rey's eyes, and a wave of anger began to spread rapidly in his heart. If he was the only one who was humiliated, maybe he wouldn't be so angry, but even the other three friends were personally attacked. It made him very depressed!

"We know this is not a library, but we really need to borrow a book from your school right now." The calm Xiuwu patted Rey on the back and took a few steps forward.The battle had already started, and this Uncle Tea obviously wanted to provoke his opponent.Anger might inspire a person's fighting spirit, or it might cause a soldier to lose his rational judgment and fall into the enemy's trap.

"The book collection of our school is divided into two categories according to the degree of restriction, and the kind that can be borrowed is also available in the library of Dongdou University. If there is no one there, naturally it cannot be borrowed at will here." Faced with three possibilities. As for the opponent, Uncle Cha explained calmly, "However, you still have four solutions that you can use."

"Which four solutions?"

"One, secretly stealing. Two, stealing openly. Three, joining the faction, after becoming an advanced practitioner, you can naturally borrow the restricted collection of books. Fourth, defeat the person in charge of the day in a one-on-one battle, and then win I asked to borrow books as a reader, and I happen to be the person in charge today. I don’t know which one you want to choose?” Although Uncle Cha’s last sentence was an interrogative sentence, the hands that had been behind his back are now hanging down. He lowered it down and placed it on both sides of his body, so that others could see a black long sword from scabbard to hilt held in his left hand.

"Naturally the fourth..." Lei Yi wanted to step forward, but Xiu Wu raised a hand to stop him, and then said loudly to the other party, "We choose the fourth. Today I will challenge you with Nandou Bailuquan East Fighting Ghost Flood Sword."

"Okay, then please follow me to the training ground behind."

******

The green-faced Shaosa found that the blue-faced Sean was trying to insert the door key of the house into the lock hole behind the steering wheel of the car, "This is not the car key, Sean." Before kindly reminding his companion of the mistake he made Finally, he said, "Are you sure you're okay? Or should I drive it?"

"No one can move my car." Sacrifice Xing said firmly.

"Haven't the people who washed and waxed the car and repaired the car touched it?"

"That's another matter. Besides, how can you be better? Didn't Rao say that drinking two cups of Beidoujin juice in half a day is a bit risky?"

"Rao also said that it's not a good thing to hit the new dizziness and sorrow acupoint three times in a row." Looking at the dim world outside the car window, Shaosa doubted that Sean could see much more clearly than himself.

"I'll drive slower." The persistent Xingxing ignited the engine, put down the handbrake, and stepped on the accelerator, but the car didn't move forward, but hit a big tree backwards.

"You're in reverse gear."

"is it?"

"Yes, don't you see that tree in the back is getting closer and closer to us?"

This question prevented a minor accident in time, and the two exchanged seats after the car stopped.

******

What a wonderful battle!Rey and UDSAMA, who were watching the battle on the sidelines of the martial arts training ground, couldn't help but sigh in their hearts the superb skills of the two warriors. The dazzling egret boxing and the dazzling ghost dragon sword are not giving in to each other. You come and go Fighting fiercely, after several rounds, it is still hard to distinguish! (What an ignorant author! You don't even know how to write a wonderful battle!)

"Dong Dou's sword is indeed different from ordinary weapons, and it is not so easy to cut off." Xiuwu, who had a bloodstain on his right shoulder, turned around and looked at the side of the sword in Uncle Cha's hand with a tinge of approval. A jagged sword, "I heard that even a soft leaf can become a deadly weapon in the hands of a Dongdou master. With such a sharp sword and the sword energy that can attack from a distance, the ghost dragon sword is really powerful."

"Your Nandou Bailuquan's legwork is also quite dangerous and sharp, which makes people very headache." Uncle Cha looked down at the extra wound on his left arm, and his vigilance against the enemy in front of him was once again heightened.

"Looks like it won't work if you don't take it seriously." This kind of situation of meeting opponents made Xiu Wu even more energetic.After adjusting his breathing with a little luck, his hands began to wave on both sides and in front of his body in a completely different way from before. Countless afterimages appeared with his movements, and it was immediately impossible to tell where was his. Where the arms really are.

"This is...?" Uncle Cha stared at this extremely disruptive move vigilantly, and clenched the jagged sword in his hand even tighter.This strange palm technique made him unable to catch the traces of the enemy at first.

"Nandou Bailu Fist profound meaning, lure illusion palm." Following the drifting voice, Xiu Wu's figure gradually merged into the shadow of the palm.

"What?! His aura disappeared from where he was just now?! No! It's not disappearing, but it seems to be everywhere!" Facing the countless shadows of palms surrounding him, Uncle Cha tried to calm down.Where will it be?Where will he attack from?

Time beats forward in a suffocating way, second by second, and finally...

side!

Rey and UDSAMA, who were watching the battle, discovered Xiuwu's whereabouts the moment he appeared. Uncle Cha, who was also a master, also sensed the danger when the fatal kick hit his chest, and quickly dodged it with a backward step. After receiving this blow, he waved his right hand again, and shot a rainbow-like sword energy at the enemy to block the continuous attack.

"It seems that he can only dodge it, and can't forcefully catch the empty dance of martial arts seniors gathering all their strength." Rey played the role of a temporary commentator responsibly.

"It's not bad to be able to dodge." UDSAMA also took on the same task very cooperatively, "and he can complete the transformation from dodge to counterattack in such a short time."

After several tit-for-tat rounds passed, Uncle Cha, who stabilized his body again, did not raise the sword in his right hand like the previous few times, but raised his left hand and made a stop gesture, "You have won, Nandou Bailu Fist's martial arts, if you hadn't been merciful with that kick just now, even if I dodged it, I would still be injured, and the subsequent fighting power will definitely be greatly affected, and sooner or later I will be defeated by you."

"But your several moves just now made me break out in cold sweat. Even if I was injured, it is very possible to find a gap to defeat me." Seeing that the opponent didn't want to fight any more, Xiu Wu also relaxed.

"It's really touching to show sympathy for each other, and to take high hats on each other." UDSMA, who was not enjoying himself, interjected lukewarmly, while Rey breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hmph, what is possible may not happen. Anyway, I am willing to admit defeat in this battle." Uncle Cha's smile was less sinister and more friendly. "May I ask what books you want to borrow?"

"We want to borrow..." A stone slab engraved with a dragon-shaped pattern beside Xiuwu suddenly cracked for no reason. This kind of vision made everyone present have an ominous feeling.

Is something going to happen?Ray thought worriedly.

******

"Wait, where are you driving?" Ten minutes later, Sean finally realized that something was wrong with the scenery outside the window.

"Towards home, of course." Shaosa replied.

"Is this the way to go home?"

"Speaking of which, I also feel that these street scenes seem to be different from usual."

"you……."

The car stopped again, and the driving seat changed hands again.But before going far, the silver-gray vehicle had to stand still after turning a corner.

"Am I dizzy or..., that person who fell in the middle of the road is really Brother Se?!" Sean asked uncertainly.After a second of silence, he and Shaosa jumped out of the car at the fastest speed and ran towards the familiar figure.

"What's up with her?!"

"I do not know either!"

"Celine! Take heart! What's wrong with you?!" Shaosa, who walked faster, was the first to help Celine, who was shivering and cold, from the ground. "What happened?"

……

What happened next was something Sean never imagined in his dreams. Its shock index was enough to make him slow down the pace of following his companion, and made him deeply realize that the author's rogue level can also be continuously upgraded.

"You..." What happened just now had a strong psychological impact on Shaosa, and he, who has always been arrogant and conceited, completely forgot to think about it. Is this the third time he has been defeated since the beginning of this fanfic? ....But he still saw a black crow, the author's incarnation, laughing and flying across the colorless sky.

Before the incident, neither of the two thought that if they hadn't been dizzy at the same time, they might have escaped the catastrophe; if they hadn't learned how to tap the new Yunchou point, they wouldn't have dizziness together; If they don't make a secret plan, they don't need to learn how to tap that acupuncture point; if they don't care too much about a person, they don't make any secret plan, and all the causal relationships will not happen; Even more likely, if it wasn't for that person, even if they were so dizzy that they couldn't tell the difference between south, east and north, the current scene would never become a reality. (In fact, the most important thing is that if you are not targeted by some unscrupulous fan author, you will not be so unlucky.)

"Celine, this is for..." Shaosa felt a cold feeling spread from his chest to his whole body. He looked down at the sharp dagger pierced into his body, and then looked up at the pair of cold eyes. Purple eyes.Such a close distance, such a fast speed, and someone he had never thought of. He really couldn't dodge this blow, and his brain that had begun to numb made him unable to understand what was going on for a while, let alone hear the hope clearly. En shouting something.

"You're not Celine!" Realizing that they were tainted by human beings, Xing Xing angrily killed the unknown creature, but at the moment when his fist was about to pierce the opponent's body, Celine's image suddenly disappeared. He roguely transformed into Yulia's appearance, "You...!"

"Are you really good at it?" False Yulia raised her head and asked softly.

"Damn..." He knew it was fake, but he couldn't make a move!Looking at the image of the person he loves the most, Sean froze in place, unable to move for a moment.

"Keep delicious, stupid Pole Star, sad Sacrifice Star." "Yulia" drew back his dagger and began to back away, "I didn't expect my mission to be completed so smoothly." The photo in the memory of Sacrifice Star The face that is always full of kindness is now full of a sinister smile.

"Don't tarnish her beauty! You damn bastard!" This twisted ugliness finally aroused Sean's anger, but it was a pity that the insidious attacker had already taken advantage of the opportunity to escape from the scene.

The martyred star, who was still concerned about his companion's injury, did not continue to chase, but looked anxiously at the place where Shaosa fell just now.

...! ! KAO!author!What is the situation! !

Sean stared in amazement at the ground that should have been covered in blood but was so clean that there was no trace of it. Shaosa, who was still there, had disappeared without a trace, as if swallowed directly by the air.

******

At the same time, Aunt Feng, the successor of the Huoyi Sword, also rushed into Dongdou's training ground in a panic, bringing bad news to others, "The star just disappeared in the boundless ~~! Nan Dou Liu The star has now become a five-star!"

"What?!" Ren Xing and Yi Xing felt a thud in their hearts.

"Which stupid bird has an accident again?" Yao Xing shook his head.

******

Why did he feel dizzy even after being stabbed in the chest by the sword? !

In a very, very, very, very distant wasteland, a big bird with fiery red feathers supported its head with its wings, and stood up shaking.

How stupid I am!Even if Celine could kill me, she wouldn't use a dagger!That's obviously a fake guy!Insidious author!They actually sent someone to plot against me! (Hey! Let's distinguish the enemy, okay!) But...

? ? ! !I was not injured!Besides..., it's not the night of the full moon, why am I turning into a bird again? !What about Sean?Has it also become a golden eagle?He looked around, looking for the companion who was with him just now, but what appeared in his field of vision was a motorcycle driving at high speed!

Who is it that X's biker doesn't have eyes? !I haven't seen a bird that big? !Due to dizziness, Phoenix, who was knocked out because he couldn't dodge in time, climbed up again in displeasure.

"Where did the colorful pheasant come from?!! It's so big!" A vulgar roar came from his ear.

They even said I was a pheasant!What a blind eye!

Turning over and standing up, with a little force, he knocked away the guy who was trying to grab his wings, a big man with a mohawk, strange clothes, and a typical miscellaneous soldier face.

"Hurry up and grab that pheasant!" Miscellaneous soldier A who lost his balance and rolled to one side called out to his accomplices.

"Don't let it get away! Grab the stew and drink it!"

“You can also BBQ!”

"Wow! It's so powerful!"

Even if you become a bird, it is more than enough to deal with these scumbags.Fenghuang easily fought with the minions who rushed up one after another, and he didn't have time to pay attention to the pair of eyes staring at him.

"Huh, I haven't hunted for a long time. Bring the bow and arrow." The owner of these eyes said to the leader of the soldiers A in a deep and deep voice.

"Yes."

Who put the cold arrow? !How arrogant! !However, this arrow was shot well in terms of strength, speed and accuracy!

The phoenix, whose head was wounded by the flying arrow, stared at the direction of the hidden arrow, and he quickly recognized the attacker as a man holding a bow and arrow in his forehand, wearing a white cloak, standing on something that looked like a throne. people on things.The white mask worn on this person's face and the top of the throne have the same red cross mark, so he guessed that this person is the boss of these bastards!With the mentality of catching the thief first, Fenghuang vigorously shook off the more and more minions, and spread his wings to pounce on the new enemy.

"Lord Sacred Emperor! Be careful of that pheasant!!" Seeing the unexpected action of the fiery red bird, the miscellaneous soldiers screamed in panic.

snort! "Holy Emperor"?Although he had to admit that he liked this person's title a little bit, it couldn't quell the anger in his heart.

"It's really a crazy bird." The man who was revered as the emperor sneered, took off the mask on his face, and aimed at the bird that was attacking him, "It seems that I still have to do it myself." Come and catch you."

what... what? !This person... actually...

The phoenix, who was destined to be punished by the author, failed to avoid the mask flying towards him in extreme shock, and was unfortunately hit by the arrow that followed it.

How can it be?Why does he... look so much like mine?Falling to the ground badly wounded by the arrow, he looked at the man who was looking down at him in bewilderment.Everything about this person is so similar to him, except that the sneer on his lips is more sinister than his version...

The Holy Emperor bent down and strangled the injured bird's throat, lifted his prey whole in satisfaction, and threw it to the leader of the miscellaneous soldiers, "Take it back! Don't kill it without my order." !"

"Yes, Lord Sage Emperor." The leader of the miscellaneous soldiers, A, nodded respectfully and replied.

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The author has something to say: Dongdou Wuxing Sword of Dongdouhan Sword

(Note: Dong Dou Han Sword is a rogue sword school of magic and martial arts that the author made up)

The actor who plays the heir: a friend of the author and several friends from Beidou Shenquan

Hidden Dragon (Earth): Play as a friend

Ghost Jiao (wooden): Uncle Tea (opened in a small tea house)

Ling Chi (water): Uncle Tian (natural enemy of the barrier)

Green (Gold): Uncle Qing (Gold)

Huo Ni (fire): Aunt Feng (I really can't catch anyone, so I have to do it myself...)

Other sword techniques besides Dongdou Five Elements Sword:

Mirage: Uncle Lei (the natural enemy of the barrier)