Brother Beggar refuses to beg

Yin Su naturally didn't want his sweetheart to know about such an embarrassing thing, so he immediately shifted the focus, "Chen'er, why don't you rest indoors, it's hot outside, don't expose you to the sun."

It's already autumn evening, how hot can it be?

Xie Chen listened to his nonsense, and replied with a smile: "I'm bored in the room, come out to sit and read a book. If you come back, I can see it in the yard."

Unexpectedly, my daughter-in-law was waiting for me to go home.

Since his parents divorced more than ten years ago, Yin Su has never enjoyed the treatment of someone waiting for him to go home. When he got excited, he didn't even have time to take off the basket, so he stepped forward and hugged Xie Chen.

Fortunately, he still remembered that the other person had an injury on his back, so he didn't hug him tightly, avoiding the injury, and surrounded him from behind, wrapping him in his arms.

"It's good to have you here." Yin Su lowered his head and whispered softly in his ear.

Xie Chen, who was hugged full of arms, wanted to push him away, but this very emotional whisper made him stop, and he raised his hand and patted his back lightly.

Han Tong, who was rushing to make dinner, pushed open the half-closed courtyard door, and saw the two embracing each other, and immediately froze in place, not knowing whether to enter or retreat.

Xie Chen, who was facing the gate of the courtyard, raised his eyes and saw him, and said to Yin Su: "There is a guest, let go first."

Yin Su was hugging him comfortably, and reluctantly let go of him upon hearing this.

Xie Chen nodded slightly to Han Tong who was stunned at the door, and said hello, "Master Han laughed, please come in."

Seeing the intimacy of other people's husband and wife, Han Tong blamed himself for coming at the wrong time, and it's hard to leave now, blushing and embarrassed to move forward.

"Sister-in-law came just in time. I went into the mountain today and picked up a lot of mushrooms, and I'm waiting for you to help me pick them out." Yin Su took two steps back as if nothing had happened, and took off the basket behind him.

His words eased the embarrassment of the scene. Han Tong walked in and looked at the various fungi in the half-basket, a little surprised, "You really went into the mountain. It seems that there are quite a lot of fungus on the mountain."

It is not unusual for Yin Su to be able to pick these in a mountain forest that no one has developed at all.

Han Tong deftly poured out all the fungus in the basket, brought two wooden basins, and carefully sorted out the edible ones bit by bit.Both Xie Chen and Yin Su were helping, listening to him explain what could be eaten and what could not.

Yin Su specially moved Xie Chen to a small bench to sit on, preventing him from doing anything, so as not to bend over and pull the wound.He himself has learned seriously from Han Tong, so that he can roughly tell the difference when he enters the mountain in the future, which can save a lot of trouble.

There are still a lot of edible mushrooms in the half-basket. Yin Su felt that he couldn't finish them at home, so he insisted on asking Han Tong to take half of them back.In the evening meal, in addition to old hen soup with astragalus and saffron, salted pork liver, there is also a portion of fried mixed mushrooms.

The ingredients collected by himself tasted delicious, and Yin Su chewed the mushrooms, forgetting all the discomfort in his heart.

"Chen'er, is this mushroom delicious?" Yin Su asked him casually.

Xie Chen looked at his expression, he couldn't hide the anticipation in his eyes at all, it was obvious that he was just waiting for praise.

"Well, it tastes delicious, very good." Xie Chen tasted it and replied seriously.

With Xie Chen's praise, Yin Su became more active in entering the mountain in the next few days.One is to look for things worth developing in the mountains, and it is also a good choice to be able to rely on the mountains to eat the mountains. The other is that he really has a fight with the animals in the mountains.

Thinking that he has the martial arts skills of the beggar gang, and his internal strength is so high that he can't even beat pheasants and hares, how can he bear it!

On the first day, Yin Su blamed himself on the fact that he had never hunted before, and his long-range attack was not accurate.On the second day, he made full preparations and went up the mountain with various tools such as ropes, hoes, and shovels.

Having never eaten pork, he has seen pigs running, and no one will come to Wuming Peak, so Yin Su generously started to make traps inside.

He dug holes in several places where he found hares and pheasants, and covered them with thin branches and leaves as camouflage. With the weight of such small animals, once stepped on, the branches would not be able to support and would fall. into the trap.

Feeling good about himself, Yin Su dug a hole and waited for the prey to come to his door. In addition, he walked a little further into the mountain. During the period, he found that there were traces of monkeys and deer in the mountain, as well as the footprints of some large animals, but he couldn't tell them apart. What comes out.

Yin Su is not the kind of person who is a road idiot. On the contrary, he has an excellent memory for terrain. He can leave images in his mind of all the roads he has traveled, and even outline a 3D terrain map.

After a few days, he basically went around the Wuming Peak, and found a small waterfall, and there is a spring not far above the waterfall.

Under the waterfall is a small pool, the water is clear, you can see swimming fish, and there are sporadic animal footprints around.

It is good news for him that there are many animals in the mountains, but the bad news is that he has not caught anything in the past three or four days.

After checking the last trap, Yin Su's heart was broken, and he really didn't catch any of them.

Some of the traps had clearly been breached, but were empty.

However, God still seems to take pity on Yin Su. On his way down the mountain in despair, a colorful pheasant was disturbed by the sound of passing footsteps. It flew up from the bushes in panic, and unfortunately stuck itself on a vine. .

When it flapped its wings and was about to break free, Yin Su, who had quick eyes and quick hands, went over with a light effort and grabbed it in his hands.

"Finally, I have some treatment from the Emperor of Europe." Holding the pheasant in his hand, Yin Su almost cried with joy, hunting is so f*ckingly difficult.

Returning home happily with the prey, Yin Su didn't have the nerve to tell the truth about catching the pheasant, Xie Chen thought he had figured out a way, and praised with a smile.

When he turned his head, Yin Su touched his chest and muttered to himself: What should I do, I cheated my wife, my conscience hurts a little.No, no, I'm a gang of beggars, I don't have any feelings!

After repeated mental construction, Yin Su gave Han Tong the mushrooms and pheasants that he picked up today, and he would eat roasted chicken with mushrooms at night!

The mushrooms are very delicious, and the wild chicken on the mountain is firm. Although it is not as fat as the domestic chicken, it has a special flavor.This meal Yin Su ate very deliciously, so he added an extra bowl to the meal.

Xie Chen was injured, and he was mostly drinking herbal soup for nourishing his body, but he didn't eat much, so he gave it to Yin Su.

After dinner, it was getting dark. Yin Su packed up the dishes and was about to come out of the kitchen when he suddenly felt dizzy.

He shook his head, didn't pay much attention, closed the kitchen door, and walked into the main room.

Yin Su bought oil lamps the day before yesterday, Xie Chen took out the lamps in the bedroom and lit them with a torch. Seeing that there was not much oil for the lamps, he planned to add some more.Then he asked, "Yin Su, where did you put the lamp oil?"

Yin Su was packing the things, but Xie Chen didn't pay attention at that time.After he asked for half the salary, no one responded, and he felt strange, since he had just heard Yin Su's footsteps entering the door.

"Yin Su?" Xie Chen turned his head to look at the bright lights in the main room, held his breath and listened intently to the movement outside, there were rustling footsteps.

He frowned, walked to the door cautiously and lightly, and looked into the main room.

Yin Su lowered his head and walked slowly to the table, his gaze wandering from the ground to the table, as if he was looking at something intently.

He glanced at the table, then squatted down, and stretched out his hand towards the ground, as if he was holding something, but there was nothing on the ground.

As soon as Yin Su, who came out of the kitchen, walked to the door of the main room, he saw a small man less than palm height standing in front of the main room under the light of the moon. The face is picturesque.

Yin Su froze for a moment, then stopped in front of the little man.

The little man looked up at him, with a serious and upright face.Yin Su looked at him, tilted his head, a little puzzled, not knowing where this little man came from.

Under Yin Su's watchful eyes, the little man flicked his sleeves and walked steadily into the main room. He had to follow behind slowly, for fear of stepping on him.

The little man walked slowly, and finally arrived at the table. He looked up at the high table, and then at Yin Su who was following behind him. hands.

Yin Su carefully observed the little man all the way. After entering the house, under the light of the oil lamp, he could clearly see the little man's facial features and the cinnabar mole on the tip of his left eyebrow.

Isn't this my wife?Why is the daughter-in-law getting smaller?

The Q version of Xie Chen with two heads is so cute. He stretched out his arms to hug someone. Yin Su was so happy that he was delirious for a moment. Guessing that his wife was going to go to the table, he quickly squatted down to hug her.

The little man with short hands and short feet climbed onto Yin Su's palm, and stood in the palm with a high spirit.When Yin Su moved his hand, a little panic appeared on his face, he couldn't stand on his feet, and he simply hugged Yin Su's thumb with two small arms.

No, Yin Su felt his heart would be melted by his daughter-in-law when he held the villain in front of his eyes from a close distance.

He tried his best to hold back the smile on his face, held the little man in front of him, and rubbed his small body with the tip of his nose.

The little man took two steps back from being rubbed, and a buttock sat in his palm, staring at him with raised eyebrows.

"Daughter-in-law, does the fall hurt? I was wrong, and I will be gentle next time." Yin Su's confession was extremely insincere, and the little man reached out and slapped him on the face, which didn't hurt at all.

He smiled and put the little man on the table, being careful not to drop him.The little man stood on the table and looked up at Yin Su, then sat down with his back turned and ignored him.

"Daughter-in-law, what's wrong with you? Are you angry? Don't ignore me." Yin Su wanted to poke the little man with his finger, but suddenly, someone grabbed his hand.

He looked up along the hand that was holding him, and a handsome face that was meticulously drawn in fine brushwork appeared in front of his eyes, exactly the same as the little figure on the table.

"Chen'er, why did you suddenly grow up?" Yin Su looked puzzled, looked at Xie Chen in surprise, then lowered his head to look at the little man on the table, but the little man didn't know where he went.

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Xie Chen: What are you doing?

Yin Su: Wife?Why did you suddenly grow up!Change back quickly! (The two-headed body is still cuter~)

Xie Chen: ... (press and rub on the ground)

Yin Su: Chen'er!I was wrong!Two heads and a cute body, but you are more beautiful like this!I can even kiss and hug!I was so wrong!Don't slap your face!

Dear friends, have you heard of Yunnan people eating mushrooms to look at little people? In 18, I also brushed up on Weibo, laughing to death~