[Quick Transmigration] I'm dying right now

If Ling has the ability to read minds, then he must be very angry now, what do you mean he dare not let me out?Am I a mad dog? ? ?

But the fact is that Zero doesn't have mind reading skills, so he can only take off his shoes with a sad face, and lie flat on the sofa in a dying posture, accompanied by the wedding march on TV.

I can't complete the task, I can't get the points, and the goddess I like is married to the person I hate the most. This world is too scary, I just want to die.

Especially... Zero glared at Jin Litong who came down from upstairs to squeeze himself a glass of juice. This person was the worst, "You don't take me with you when you drink juice!"

Satisfied to see Jin Litong squeezed another cup, Ling got up and sat down, took the juice and was about to drink when he heard Jin Litong say, "I'll take you to meet someone later."

"...???"

Take me...to whom? ? ? ?My long-lost sister... No, it's not time for her to appear.

But no matter what, when Ling changed his clothes and went out with Jin Litong, he was very excited and jumped for joy, but none of this stopped him from complaining about Jin Litong: "Don't you think that being a straight steel man, you pull Does holding my hand make you look gay?"

"The straight steel man doesn't have the word gay in his mind." Jin Litong said indifferently.

Does it mean that I am not a straight man of steel when I say the word gay? ? ?

The straight man of steel · Ling was very angry, but he still told Jin Litong very gently: "The first reaction of a real straight man of steel should be to pull his arms..." No matter how you look at this kind of holding hands, it makes people feel Something's wrong, okay?Look at the eyes of the people around you are glowing green!

The straight man of steel, Jin Litong, let go of his hand without changing his expression, and took Ling's arm.

"I feel like a prisoner now." Zero suddenly remembered that when the police caught the thief on TV, they grabbed the prisoner's arms from left to right, and he sighed melancholy when he thought of this, " I was wronged."

"...Oh," Jin Litong once again held Ling's shoulders without changing his face, and pressed him into his arms fiercely, "Brother, are you suffocating?"

"Suffocate! It's too suffocating! Let me go!" Ling Mo, who was forced to hold his chest and buried his chest, was defeated by this infuriating world.

"Shut up if you suffocate, there are so many things."

Ling, who was let go, looked at Jin Litong's disgusted expression, and made a middle finger with the other hand very secretly.

"Hit you."

"..." You have sharp eyes, you are awesome!

After walking for 10 minutes, Ling was very puzzled, why did he have to walk for so long, is it not good to take a taxi?

"Who are we going to find?" Zero finally couldn't help asking.

"Go to the little fat man's house."

"..."

"Then what, did you take the money?... I owe that little fat man 680 yuan..." Ling grabbed Jin Litong, looked at his face carefully and said, "Didn't I take off his clothes last time?" , and then saw a wallet in his clothes... Hehehe... Don't look at me like that, I learned from you."

"I paid it back a long time ago." Jin Litong looked at Ling who was beaten up, and returned helplessly.

"Brother! From now on, what's mine is yours, and what's yours is still yours." Patting Jin Litong on the shoulder, Zero explained the matter seriously.

Anyway, I don’t have to live for so long hahahahahaha, the witty Zero Dark thought.

"Are you really that kind?" Jin Litong said dismissively.

"Hey, don't believe me, I can tell you the password of my bank card." Ling hooked his hands, signaling Jin Litong to listen.

But Jin Litong pushed Lingling's forehead helplessly, and said, "That's enough, don't be poor, it's here."

Zero means that I am really not poor, it’s just that you don’t believe it.

"Let's go up." Being dragged away by Jin Litong, Ling looked around curiously, and unconsciously saw an extremely familiar figure from the back, and was dragged up before he could take a closer look.

...the Lord God?No no no, it's not like...

Is it the main god... Ling stared at the sky-blue wall with a tangled face, and didn't see Jin Litong behind him, hesitating for a moment before knocking on the door.

After the door opened, Ling turned around and stared at the familiar little fat man inside. After a long time, he smiled innocently and said, "Long time no see."

"..." The little fat man said, I don't want to see you, so is it too late to slam the door?

Looking at Jin Litong, the little fat man invited them in very politely.

"Sit, what do you drink? Forget it, I only have Coke at home, you can drink Coke," he said to himself, and the little fat man sat on the sofa with three cans of Coke in his arms and asked, "Come to find my dad? Who is looking for it?" Although it was He asked a question, but the little fat man's eyes still fell on Zero.

The confused Zero shrugged and said he didn't know anything.

"My dad will be back in half an hour, you guys...you can take care of yourself." As he said that, the little fat man slowly floated back to his room to play games.

There was only a thoughtful and confused figure on the sofa.

Ling thought about the person he saw just now, while Jin Litong looked at Ling with extremely complicated eyes.

Yesterday morning, Jin Litong searched some more information. He knew that to treat split personality, he must first awaken the main personality, and then slowly eliminate other personalities.

Obviously, this hibiscus is definitely not the main character now.

……

"I suddenly remembered that there is still something to do at home. Let's go back first and come back next time." Ling who was thinking deeply was suddenly woken up. He got up with Jin Litong for some reason, and after saying hello to the little fat man and left.

So what are you here for today?Zero recalled the many roads he had traveled, and suddenly felt a little itchy and wanted to beat someone up.

When he went out, Zero looked around again, but no one looked familiar.

After walking back for a few more minutes, even if he had delicious food, he couldn't comfort Ling who had walked so long in vain, especially when he remembered that he had returned to this place where he couldn't die, and his mood became more and more depressed.

Staring at Jin Litong who was idly sitting on the sofa watching TV, Ling somehow felt that he was in a good mood...Hateful, oh so hateful, this person is definitely an undercover agent sent by the Lord God!

Do you want me to bang my head against the wall?

……

It seems, it seems to be a good way...

Suddenly awakened a new way of death, so that Zero always looked at the clean and pure wall, thoughtfully.

Jin Litong soon discovered his strangeness, and seeing the eager eyes in Ling's eyes, Jin Litong felt for the first time that he had nothing to love.

Can I completely stun this guy who wants to be a demon?

Putting his long legs on Ling, Jin Litong told him very earnestly: "Don't look at the wall of my house, do you believe that I can drag you back before you pounce on it? Then don't I want to be a straight man of steel, understand?"

"!!!???"

"What I mean is, once I find out that you are going to harm my wall, you can build a nest in my arms. It's okay, I won't dislike you after a brother."

But I despise you, Ling Press resisted the urge to compare his middle finger, pointed at Jin Litong with his index finger, and said through gritted teeth, "Damn it!"

"……roll!"

Being pressed and beaten again, Zero Honestly hugged his leg, tears streaming down his face.

Damn, this cruel world.