[Quick Transmigration] I'm dying right now

Life is miserable and tasks are difficult to accomplish.

Ling moved a bench and sat in the yard chopping firewood, trying to vent his dissatisfaction.

His heart was strong but his energy was not enough, so he didn't chop a single piece of firewood. It also made Wang Mingyuan look at him a few more times, and finally sat down directly next to him.

After several times of chopping, Zero was completely angry, his face flushed slightly from the force, and finally he slammed the ax on the ground: "Go fuck whoever you love and chop!"

Turning around, he sneered at Wang Mingyuan, turned around and left.

It's a pity that that smile was caused by the blushing on his face, and there was an inexplicably deep feeling about it.

Wang Mingyuan coughed a few times and followed silently.

Staying in this weird world, it is inevitable that you will be bored to the point of hair, only to find it even more boring when you return to the house, and there is a well-dressed beast behind you, full of sense of crisis.

After thinking about it, he still felt that it was safer outside, and Wang Mingyuan shouldn't be so perverted... Cough.

Life is so painful.

After digging out the previous few world materials, it was like reading a novel. The sky was still dark, and Zero suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Gritting his teeth, Ling got up and went to Wang Mingyuan to settle the score: "Wang Mingyuan, you liar! It's pitch black outside, how do I know what day it is?!"

"Hungry three times, that's one day." Wang Mingyuan was very calm, and put firewood into the stove with one hand, "Porridge stewed with vegetables and radishes."

"Vegetables? Radishes? Stewed meat?"

What kind of weird combination is this?

Zero baji baji mouth, want to eat meat, do not want to drink porridge.

"Don't you dislike spinach?"

"I don't like porridge with any greens, not just spinach."

"I thought you would like green vegetables more," Wang Mingyuan said casually after setting the bowl, "It's good for your health."

After speaking, he glanced at a certain part of Zero's body, and said again: "The recovery can also be faster."

"..."

Do you think I won't notice it if I close my eyes so fast? !

In order to prevent Wang Mingyuan from succeeding, Ling hum said: "I don't, I'm already well, I don't want to have porridge tomorrow."

"How are you?"

He moved his butt very cryptically and nodded, Wang Mingyuan said happily: "If that's the case, then I won't drink porridge tomorrow."

So simple?

I always feel that Ling, who is not so simple, is a little confused. He stared at Wang Mingyuan for a long time, but he didn't see any tricks.

"The premise is..."

It's not good to have such zero intuition on the face: "What?"

"Let's talk after drinking."

The more I looked at it, the more I felt that Wang Mingyuan's smile was full of malicious intentions, and he snorted with the bowl in his hand without any hesitation: "I'll do it myself."

After finishing speaking, he poured a spoonful for himself, and silently added another spoonful after being stopped, but before he was let go, Ling raised his eyes and stared...

Forget it, Shengman, Shengman head office!

Aggrieved, he drank a large bowl of porridge stewed with vegetables and radishes, and Ling felt that his whole body was green.

Before slowing down, Ling smelled a sweet fragrance, and saw a golden fruit in Wang Mingyuan's hand.

"This..." Involuntarily stood up and took half a step back, Ling swallowed, and looked away, "I don't want to eat, don't give it to me."

Every time I finish eating this, some unspeakable things will happen. Zero has already figured out this routine, and he will never eat it again if he is killed.

And he still hasn't figured out why he listens to Wang Mingyuan so much, it probably has something to do with it.

People can't escape the Zhenxiang theorem, and zero is the same. He didn't even understand why he was suddenly eaten?

Didn't Wang Mingyuan just say: "If you don't want to drink porridge tomorrow, just eat this, okay?"

good or not?

Then he couldn't help but nodded, and ate the golden fruit of the local tyrant.

Society is sinister.

Then he fainted, what the hell!

It's stuffed with soy sauce, what the hell!

When he woke up, he was lying on the bed, what the hell!

He was in a daze when he was kissed, what the hell!

In the end, he didn't sleep all night and was so dazed that he almost ascended!

So much so that when he woke up the next day, he didn't know how long he had slept, and the concept of time completely collapsed.

If I say too much, I will cry...

A few days later, Ling Yi, who was terrified by the sun, saw the local tyrant Jin, tears streaming down his face, crying and asking for porridge.

"I want to drink porridge, and I want to recuperate." Ling lay on the bed, distraught, "I will be malnourished."

Wang Mingyuan kissed him on the face with a smile, and replied: "Okay."

I think you did it on purpose, but I dare not force you.

Being tormented enough, Ling didn't even have the strength to scold him a few words, fearing that Wang Mingyuan would find excuses to insult him again.

If you don't eat well, you will be sunburned.

I don't want to take a shower, I will wash after being daydreamed.

After so many slaps, I was so tired of being skinned.

Swearing a few words made her doubt her life.

What kind of life have I lived, even thinking about it, I feel difficult to breathe and suffocate.

No, Zero felt that he had to find a way to leave, otherwise he would be drained one day.

He would rather not die like this, because he would be laughed to death.

"Mingyuan..." Ling finished his porridge obediently, looked at Wang Mingyuan pitifully, and said hoarsely, "Let's go out, I don't want to stay here anymore."

I beg you, let me go, I am still a child, with zero eyes and sad eyes, I cursed in my heart, you beast...

"Okay." Unexpectedly, Wang Mingyuan agreed without hesitation, but took out another local tyrant gold that made Ling Wenfeng frightened, "I won't touch you this time, take a good rest, and leave after you wake up." .”

Trembling slightly, he took the local tyrant's gold, Ling swallowed it with some hesitation, his expression moved, and he was finally able to sleep peacefully.

It's not easy!

After waking up again and again, Ling stared at the green mountains and green waters in front of him, and was stunned.

where am I?what am i doingHow can I still walk without legs?

Oh, he was being carried.

"Mingyuan," Ling pulled Wang Mingyuan's hair, and asked, "Where are we going?"

As if stopped by a sudden question, Wang Mingyuan stopped: "Where are you going?"

"Uh……"

Where to go?

Turning around in his mind, Ling suddenly found that Wang Mingyuan seemed to have no place to go.

He has no family, and naturally he has no home. He is alone and has nothing to worry about.

At this moment, Zero suddenly doubted whether the main god's treatment was as good as others said, why did he choose every character like this... It's hard to say.

Thinking about it this way, it's actually pretty good not to be the main god, how nice it is to just hang around.

However, this does not mean that he can accept being imprisoned in the punishment dungeon.

True love is broken, fuck the punishment copy.

Zero thought indifferently, it seemed that he still had to find a way to leave.

Then he counted again, and found that he was either on the way to escape, or when he was trying to leave.

My brain hurts.

She lost another handful of hair, and her zero eyes revealed worry: "Let's find a place to live in seclusion."

It's best to find a place that is extremely dangerous, just come to a wild beast or poisonous snake, and kill him.

Hearing this, Wang Mingyuan's eyes lit up, and his voice was a little excited: "Then let's go to Guliu Village to prepare some things first."

When he came to Guliu Village again, seeing the ostentatious willow tree, Ling was able to keep his face very calm.

In the end, Ling watched Wang Mingyuan buy a yard in a very rich way, and happily (?) moved him in, unable to speak for a long time.

What about living in seclusion?

What kind of seclusion is this!

As soon as he opened the window, he could see a shining willow tree!

"Mujin, this will be our home from now on," Wang Mingyuan hugged Ling, who was standing by the window, as the warm breath engulfed him, and said softly, "We will live here from now on, and I will cook for you. There is also a vegetable garden, we can raise some food, and we can raise fish in the pond..."

Ling Neng could tell that Wang Mingyuan was really happy, the joy in his voice was revealed without concealment.

He couldn't turn his head back, so naturally he couldn't see Wang Mingyuan's expression now, but just based on his imagination, he could guess that the corners of Wang Mingyuan's mouth must be raised and his eyes were still shining.

The joy is unadulterated, at least for now.

It's a pity, he doesn't want to take advantage of the danger to spoil his boss, and he will be put on little shoes by then.

If the other party finds that he has soaked him after recovering his memory, he will definitely become angry and let him lie down.

The most important thing is that the report still needs to be reported, don't even lose the position of reporting, then isn't the scare he has suffered in vain?