The scumbag milk dog is back!

Lin Yan slept until eleven o'clock at noon and was woken up by the ringing of the mobile phone.

He picked it up and saw that it was Ms. Jiang's phone. "Hello? Yanyan, is it your birthday today? Go home for dinner tonight. Mom will cook longevity noodles for you!"

Lin Yan rubbed his eyes and looked at the calendar to make sure he hadn't time-traveled, "Mom, my birthday was yesterday."

"Ah? That may be my memory is wrong, make it up today."

Lin Yan: "...All right." Hanging up the phone and laying down on the bed, his head swelled and hurt unbearably after a hangover, and he forgot everything about last night, only remembering that he was raped by a kid and tied up in the bathroom Stayed for half the night.

Lin Yan rubbed his temples and got up to turn on the water. When washing his face, the tingling pain in his wrist reminded him how embarrassing he was last night.

Lin Yan opened a small Wenwan store by himself. The store is not too big. There are two rooms upstairs and downstairs. I live here alone.

He also has a house in Country Garden. He used to have a boyfriend and lived there if he wanted to live together. Except for friends, he never brought anyone to the store here.

The antique shop is located on the north side of West Lake. Most of the people who come to buy things in the shop are tourists, and most of them don't understand the market. A string of wooden beads worth five yuan can be sold as red sandalwood for hundreds of dollars, making huge profits.

The weather was fine today, Lin Yan washed an apple, moved a stool and sat in the shade of a tree to play with his mobile phone, and there were a few old men playing chess beside him.

April and May are the best seasons in Hangzhou. The weather is neither too hot nor too cold. You can see the lake in the distance from a long distance, and the lotus leaves are boundless in the sky. There is a fragrance in the air.

Opened the mobile phone's WeChat, and found that there were several unadded messages, most of which were added by those elementary school students last night. Lin Yan didn't even read them and passed them all.

The so-called Neptune casts nets comprehensively and focuses on fishing.

Aren't people just trying to have fun while they're alive, why can't they think about having a relationship?It’s good if your body is happy~

Lin Yan bit the apple, and looked through the circle of friends of these new friends. Most of them were showing their daily life, and of course there were also those who showed their abdominal muscles and buttocks.

Lin Yan clicked on the two pictures to zoom in, the P's were too obvious and meaningless.

A strange picture emerged in my head. I was surrounded by that tall man last night, and it seemed that he poked his chest muscles... The feel is different from the ones trained in the gym. It is very hard and flexible, which is the character No way, the quality is a bit low, so I took a breath and continued to browse.

Suddenly found a new account, the name is a simple English letter L, the avatar has not had time to change, and there is nothing in the circle of friends.

Lin Yan smiled, probably meeting his peers.

Many Neptunes have three or four WeChat IDs in order not to crash a car. Lin Yan is different. He only has one account. Of course, he only catches one fish at a time, focusing on quality.

Close it without interest and move on to the next one.

Lin Yan turned off his mobile phone and lay back in a chair to take a nap boredly. Thinking of going home to listen to his parents talking at night, he felt bored.

Suddenly the phone rang, and when I clicked on it, it turned out to be an unfamiliar account, the name was Little Deer, and the profile picture was a very cute cartoon deer head.

Um?Lin Yan scratched his head, did he miss one just now?

Little Deer: Is brother there?

Lin Yan: Who are you?

Little Deer: (*^▽^*) Brother, don’t you remember me?Saw it last night.

Lin Yan: Haha, it turned out to be a primary school boy.

There are so many people who don't know who it is, anyway, they are idle anyway, if there is a small fish that takes the initiative to bite the bait, it is better to chat first.

Little Deer: Mmm, my brother left so suddenly last night, I didn't even have time to say goodbye.

On the other end, Lu Chen was wearing a black suit, sitting in the meeting room expressionlessly and sending WeChat messages.

The most irritating thing is that he still doesn't adjust the vibration, and the jingling manager can't report to work properly!

Lu Youming coughed lightly, "Nephew, why don't we talk after the meeting?"

Lu Chen raised his head and hummed.

Xiao Xiaolu: My classmate is telling me not to chat, I will find you later, okay~

Lin Yan also replied shamelessly: What~

Today's post-00s are really cute. They like to use various expressions when speaking. Lin Yan can guess that the other party is at most eighteen or nine years old without looking at the photos. He is white and tender, with big eyes flickering~

"Hey, is the owner of this shop still doing business?" Two middle-aged women stood at the entrance of the antique shop and yelled.

"Here we come!" Lin Yan quickly put away his lewd smile and put on another face, "What do you two sisters want to buy?"

The woman was pleased by the title of sister, and walked into the store a little shyly, "We want to buy a bracelet for my husband, what do you recommend?"

"Bracelets, come here and have a look. There are all kinds of bracelets. If you like the one, try it. If you buy more, we will give you a discount."

The elder sister with short hair next to her pointed to the shiny beads and said, "This is beautiful, is it Venus rosewood?"

"Oh sister, you really have eyes." Lin Yan took out the bracelet and showed it to her.

"But I don't recommend my two sisters to buy this kind."

The long-haired elder sister looked up and asked, "Why?"

"Hey, the gold stars on it are all artificially made, and they will disappear if you take them around. It's not as good as the small-leaf red sandalwood next to it."

The two women covered their mouths and laughed, "How can you do business like this, are you not afraid that customers will run away?"

Lin Yan blinked, "I see that the two sisters are real people who say so. These beads are much more expensive than those. If they are really sold to you, you are not good at bringing them to my brand!"

"Okay, I want the string next to it, how much is it?"

"It's [-] to sell to others. I see two sisters are kind-hearted. How about a discount of [-]?"

The eldest sister with long hair nodded with a smile, "Okay, get me three skewers. It just so happens that my dad is about to pass his [-]th birthday, so give him a bunch."

"Give me two too, one for my son's father and one for my younger brother." The short-haired sister took out her phone and started scanning WeChat.

Lin Yan packed the things and collected the money. The two elder sisters carried the things happily and left. The cost of 50 yuan was sold for [-] yuan, perfect~

***

In the evening Lin Yan drove home unwillingly, and just after eating the noodles his mother cooked, he saw his father sitting on the sofa, having already made tea and was ready to write a long speech.

"Come here, sit down, let's talk."

Lin Yan bowed his head and walked over to sit on the sofa next to him, sighing softly.

"You're not too old, you're going to be 28 after your birthday. A man stands at [-]. You have to hurry up and start a family."

"Dad, I really don't plan to get married..." Lin Yan didn't come out to his family, but it doesn't matter whether he said it or not. When he was in high school, he kissed a boy in his class in the bathroom, and was caught by the director of the academic affairs office and criticized by the whole school. To remember the big mistake, Lin Yan took a leave of absence from school for a week and was directly transferred by Lin Baixing to a fully closed private school, returning once a month.

"Are you planning to mess around with men all the time?" Lin Baixing frowned and looked up and down at his son, everything looked fine, why is it abnormal?

"Dad, I'm not fooling around. How can I be fooling around when I make friends seriously?"

"Seriously making friends?! Lin Yan, I think you are getting more and more courageous! Last time I saw you cuddling with that man in the shopping mall, there were too many people and I didn't go to tell you to save face. Don't give up. Face!"

Lin Yanteng stood up "Yes, I'm shameless, it's better than finding a woman to cheat marriage!"

Jiang Lihua hurried over after hearing the sound, "Then how can it be called a fraudulent marriage, the couple will live a life and have a child, and you will feel at ease."

"Mom, there will be no children. I can't handle women at all."

"You!" Panting heavily, Lin Baixing picked up the teacup on the table and threw it at him. Lin Yan didn't hide. It popped up right away.

"Oh! What are you doing? It's not easy for my son to come back. Today is his birthday, so he can't talk properly? Do it every time!"

The blood flowed from the forehead to the eye sockets. Lin Yan wiped it with his hand, and half of his face was covered with blood. He looked a bit miserable, "Mom, it was my birthday yesterday."

"Your dad is driving you crazy, do you still care about this day or two?"

Lin Yan "..." picked up the car keys on the table, turned and walked out.

"You go, don't come back when you go! I don't have such a perverted son like you!" Lin Baixing shouted forcefully.

"Bang!" The door was closed, and the old man fell down on the sofa, his face pale with anger.

Jiang Lihua hurried to get the antihypertensive medicine and handed it to him, "You!"

Lin Yan clutched his forehead and hurried downstairs, sat in the car and took out a tissue to wipe it off, he took a deep breath when he accidentally touched a wound that hurt.

"Fuck!" Throwing the tissue on the steering wheel, still feeling uneasy, kicked the accelerator hard.

The phone buzzed, and when I picked it up, it was a message from his mother.

"Don't be like your father, he has a bad temper after menopause."

Lin Yan laughed angrily, "Men also have menopause?"

Mother Lin replied, "Don't believe me, I'll pass it on to you later." After a while, several health-preserving news "Shocked!Why is it so sore and weak for a man at fifty? " "Caring for andropause" "Men's Physiological Health"...

Ms. Lin: Take a look too. A man will have to make up after he turns [-].

Lin Yan: Mom, I'm only 28 and still young.

Mama Lin: [Friendship lasts forever] Withdraw... [Happiness]

Lin Yan: [smiling]