The scumbag milk dog is back!

There was a cake in the dark room. Lin Yan pulled out the candle from the cake and cut a piece himself. The creamy taste was so sweet that it made you greasy.

Today is his birthday and he originally planned to spend it with his boyfriend, but just now Yang Yu called to say that his mother was sick and might not be able to come today.

Lin Yan sneered, his mother has already been sick seven or eight times this month, and if she wanted to break up, she would just say that she is not a chaste woman, if they get along, they stay together, if they don't, they just get together and break up, is it interesting to hang around like this?

He took out his mobile phone and called Yang Yu. The phone rang twice and was hung up. After a while, there was a WeChat rang.

Wife: Brother Lin, don't call me now, my mother just fell asleep.

Lin Yan typed and replied: Take a photo of your mother, and I'll confirm it.

Wife:? ? ?What do you mean?

Lin Yan: Literally, don’t you understand?

Wife: Do you doubt me? !

Lin Yan smiled, and took out a photo from the phone album and sent it over, "Is this you? Last week you said that your mother had a heart attack, and you still have time to go to disco?"

Are you not afraid to jump to the grave?

There was silence for a while and a call came: "Lin Yan, let's break up."

"Look at you, it's over if you say it earlier, there's no need to cover up and influence everyone to find Xiachun."

Yang Yu sneered, "I knew you never liked me!"

"It was you who cheated, why are you still beating me up?" Lin Yan dug into the cake and ate it with relish.

"Have you ever loved me? You and Ben don't care if I cheated or not! Lin Yan and we have been together for half a year, and I only know that there are six of your exes! You say you are not a scumbag!"

"Baby, counting seven of you, you can summon the dragon when you gather seven of them~"

"Get lost, you idiot!" the other side said and hung up the phone.

Lin Yan licked the cake at the corner of his mouth, and leaned back boringly. In fact, Yang Yu really misunderstood him.Although he had many predecessors, he found the next one only after the division was clean, and there was absolutely no overlap between them.

Moreover, Lin Yan didn't have the hobby of turning back. Every time he broke up, he would be quick and easy, and he would hardly contact her again.I am more of an ex, but every time I fall in love, I am serious, how can I be called a scumbag?I really don't understand what young people are thinking nowadays.

The phone buzzed again. Lin Yan grabbed it and saw that it was Zhang Rao who called. The boy asked him out to play yesterday but he rejected him. He called again and didn't know what happened.

"Hey, Lin Yan heard that you broke up with Xiaoyu!"

Lin Yan was stunned for a moment, "Hey, are you the second baby? Shunfenger? You know what happened just now?!"

"No, I checked Moments just now and looked at the black and white photo of you posted by Yang Yu, with white flowers on it. I reckon you two are separated."

Fuck, is he lacking in morality... Lin Yan sucked his cheeks and felt uncomfortable, "It's broken up, I just broke up."

"Why? Don't you two get along well? You have a new goal?!"

"What do you mean I have a new goal?! Why don't you ask if he has a new goal!" Lin Yan was annoyed, what kind of shitty friends are you making?None are reliable.

"Xiaoyu is such an honest child, how could he... Maybe he really had an affair! Old Lin! Come to the night, that kid just came in with his head on his back!"

Originally, Lin Yan didn't want to go, but after all, they broke up when they broke up. In this circle, people who looked down didn't see each other.

But thinking of his kid giving me a posthumous photo, this fucking uncle can't bear it, and even my aunt can't bear it!fuck it!

"Wait, 10 minutes have passed."

***

Ten minutes later, Lin Yan stood at the door of the night with his hands in his pockets, looking at the flickering neon lights, he suddenly lost interest, what could he do when he went in?

Scold him like a jerk, or just hit him twice?It's not necessary, it's really not necessary, if it breaks and then extorts some money from him, it's really a loss for my wife and a soldier.

Zhang Rao's phone kept calling like a reminder, but Lin Yan answered helplessly, "What's wrong?"

"Old Lin, are you here yet! They opened a booth, and they are almost kissing each other!"

"Here we come..." After hanging up the phone, Lin Yan took a deep breath and pushed the door open to enter the nightclub.

The roaring music made Lin Yan's ears itch, and the flickering lights illuminated the people inside like ghosts and ghosts.Lin Yan walked in unsteadily, and saw Zhang Rao with emerald green hair accosting a little boy from a long distance away.

"Arao~ Why are you here! Didn't you say you were going to deliver food?! You actually seduced someone behind my back! Our family will not be able to pay back the money for next month!" Lin Yan threw himself on Zhang Rao's bed. Shoulder, pretend to cry.

The child who was hooked up turned pale with fright, and almost ran away.

"Damn, can you stop playing this game all the time, I just want to get his WeChat account!" Zhang Rao pushed him, a suspicious blush appeared on his face.

"How old are you? Is it immoral to pick such an immature child?"

Zhang Rao rolled his eyes, "We are the same age, you are two months older than me, if you can find fresh meat, why can't I?"

"It's too noisy to sit on the side."

The two walked around the messy hall to an empty table in the corner and sat down. Zhang Rao took out a cigarette and handed him one, "Yang Yu is over there, do you want him to come over for a while?"

Lin Yan lit it and took a sip, and a cool mint smell spread down the nasal cavity and into the lungs. "Why did you call him?"

"Just ask, you two have been together for half a year, so you just broke up and broke up? At least try to persuade her to stay."

"Give me all the photos of his posthumous photos, and I still want to keep him?" Lin Yan got angry when he mentioned this, he didn't believe that Yang Yu could post photos of his posthumous photos in 3 minutes, and still have the little white flowers hanging on them.

If you are so good, why don't you work in a funeral home?It must have been prepared in advance and stored in the album waiting to be distributed after breaking up. It seems that it has been planned for a long time.

After smoking a cigarette, Lin Yan put the butt of the cigarette in the ashtray, "You don't have to persuade me anymore, since he said to break up, then break up, so we can get together and leave."

Zhang Rao asked the waiter for a pack of beer, "Sometimes I admire you for being a heartless person. You don't have any worries about breaking up when you say you want to break up, and then you find the next one immediately, and the connection is almost seamless."

"What's the matter? Do I have to keep mourning for him for three years?"

Zhang Rao laughed out loud, "That's right, what's the difference between a broken-up ex and a dead person?"

Lin Yan thought of Yang Yup's posthumous photo again, "Can we forget about the dead? It's my birthday today, so say something happy to make me happy."

Zhang Rao stood up, "You want to be happy, you wait." He said and ran towards the DJ.

This nightclub was opened by Zhang Rao's second uncle. Usually, when he brought people here to play, he kept the bill and never spent any money.

The music in the hall stopped suddenly. Lin Yan was still a little uncomfortable without the music. He just clicked his ears to see what happened, but the huge music sounded again with drums and electronic sounds.

"Hey~~Happy gongs and drums beat out the festivities every year, and beautiful dances bring joy every day~The oil paint of the sun makes today's day red! The flowers of life are our smiles..."

"Pfft!" Lin Yan squirted over with a smile, "Good Day" is a fucking ghost!

Zhang Rao wobbled over following the rhythm, "How about it, is it festive enough?"

"Enough, enough, your second uncle's nightclub will close down sooner or later." Lin Yan laughed so hard that his stomach hurts.

"You don't understand. This kind of music is still popular now. It's called Retro Di. It's all created by the post-00s. A few days ago, I was so stupid when I played the legend of the new white lady. I listened to it for two days. Pretty brainwashing."

Lin Yan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "I'm really old, I can't keep up with the pace of young people."

Zhang Rao stared at him in a daze, "Not old, brother Lin is still young... If you don't believe me, shout out to the group, and the little black and black boy will go on and on."

Lin Yan waved his hands and covered his lower back and said, "I missed it, I can't keep up with nutrition."

Zhang Rao scolded him with a smile, and the waiter came over with wine and filled it up for the two of them.

It's not interesting to drink dryly, Zhang Rao yelled in the group, and four or five little brothers who love to play came here after a while.

Lin Yan was a little awkward, he was not used to drinking with people he didn't know.

Zhang Rao leaned into his ear and said, "These are all elementary school students from the nearby art school, not wild ducks for sale. If you like one, talk to it. If you don't buy the old one, you won't buy the new one."

Lin Yan smiled and kicked him under the table, "Thank you."

The elementary school boys all look quite iconic, all of them are enchanting and smeared, they don't look like boys but like girls.

Lin Yan was not very interested in holding the wine glass. He liked the kind of boys who were clean and unaffected. Of course, a little masculinity would be better. At least he couldn't wear lipstick like a woman... he couldn't even kiss.

Looking through the crowd, one can vaguely see Yang Yu sitting in the booth at the other end.

The two met in a group in the same city. At that time, Lin Yan just broke up with his predecessor. The specific reason for the breakup is no longer available. Anyway, it was because it was a big deal.

For Lin Yan, don't say the word break up easily, if you say it, please do what you say.They broke up without saying a word.

It turned out that the ex-ex-ex was also a top-notch man, and he spread rumors in the group that he was in poor health...

Even a man can't stand this!Lin Yan almost took off his pants to take a photo to prove his innocence!

Later, Yang Yu from the group added him on WeChat, and the two started chatting.

Yang Yu asked him if it was really impossible.

Lin Yan looked through his circle of friends and saw that the kid looked quite right, so he said cheaply, "If it's okay, you'll know if you try it?"

After a while, the two hooked up. In fact, Lin Yan liked him quite a bit. This kid is obedient in bed, but not clingy under the bed. It's a pity to break up.

***

On the other side of the nightclub, Yang Yu accompanied his new boyfriend out to play, and a few people he didn't know sat next to him, who were somewhat cautious.

His new boyfriend, Sun Bin, is a rich second generation. His family is in the real estate business, and he spends a lot of money. When the two first met, they gave him an expensive watch.After that, all kinds of luxury goods are like buying whichever you like without money.

Compared with Lin Yan who only gave him an Apple mobile phone, Yang Yu, who was fascinated by money, ran to Sun Bin's embrace decisively.

"Have you heard that Lu Chen is back?" said a man with half-shaved hair.

Sun Bin clicked his tongue, "Come back when you come back, and I will hang a banner for him to welcome him back to the motherland?"